Kester (Author)

Kester was a young lad born in Scranton PENNSYLVANIA, and was the youngest of 3 siblings. He also weighed the most at birth. Kester's early years were spent playing hockey, were he he eventually had to retire in 1998 due to multiple concussions. Kester has accomplished many things since then, including, but not limited too:

Meeting Al Gore
Meeting Stirling Barr
Meeting Stirling Marlin
Meeting Tee Jay the DJ
Appeared on Newswatch 16 twice.
Appeared on an international level by being on the jumbotron when he won the Taco Bell Cuopons at the Binghamton Senators hockey game, during the Hockey Trivia.
Co-writer of the extremely successful Hockey Adventures Series.
Won a jellybean contest.
Former 7th Grade Geography Bee Champion
Successful CD, self-titled as "Strange Chris"
Amazing actor.
Amazing singer. (Note: Not a prooven fact)
Amazing dancer. (Note: Not a prooven fact)
Ate 5 pizzas once.
Undefeated in Internet Wars, has since become a retired General.
Found every username and password in school computers via hacking (Note: Hacking means looking in the C drive and clicking on random files)
Voted as "King Of Hearts" on Valentines day in second grade.

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