Difference between revisions of "Kester (Author)"
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Kester was a young lad born in Scranton PENNSYLVANIA, and was the youngest of 3 siblings. He also weighed the most at birth. Kester's early years were spent playing hockey, were he he eventually had to retire in 1998 due to multiple concussions. Kester has accomplished many things since then, including, but not limited too: | Kester was a young lad born in Scranton PENNSYLVANIA, and was the youngest of 3 siblings. He also weighed the most at birth. Kester's early years were spent playing hockey, were he he eventually had to retire in 1998 due to multiple concussions. Kester has accomplished many things since then, including, but not limited too: | ||
| − | <br> | + | <br>Met Al Gore |
| − | <br> | + | <br>Met Stirling Barr |
| − | <br> | + | <br>Met Stirling Marlin |
| − | <br> | + | <br>Met Tee Jay the DJ |
<br>Appeared on Newswatch 16 twice. | <br>Appeared on Newswatch 16 twice. | ||
<br>Appeared on an international level by being on the jumbotron when he won the Taco Bell Cuopons at the Binghamton Senators hockey game, during the Hockey Trivia. | <br>Appeared on an international level by being on the jumbotron when he won the Taco Bell Cuopons at the Binghamton Senators hockey game, during the Hockey Trivia. | ||
| − | <br> | + | <br>Headwriter(formerly co-writer) of the extremely successful Hockey Adventures Series. |
<br>Won a jellybean contest. | <br>Won a jellybean contest. | ||
<br>Former 7th Grade Geography Bee Champion | <br>Former 7th Grade Geography Bee Champion | ||
<br>Successful CD, self-titled as "Strange Chris" | <br>Successful CD, self-titled as "Strange Chris" | ||
<br>Amazing actor. | <br>Amazing actor. | ||
| − | <br>Amazing singer. (Note: Not a | + | <br>Amazing singer. (Note: Not a proven fact) |
| − | <br>Amazing dancer. (Note: Not a | + | <br>Amazing dancer. (Note: Not a proven fact) |
<br>Ate 5 pizzas once. | <br>Ate 5 pizzas once. | ||
<br>Undefeated in Internet Wars, has since become a retired General. | <br>Undefeated in Internet Wars, has since become a retired General. | ||
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<br>Has a radio show, called "Live With Chris And Ian" (Note: Live as in "It's alive!" Not Live as in "I am living here") | <br>Has a radio show, called "Live With Chris And Ian" (Note: Live as in "It's alive!" Not Live as in "I am living here") | ||
<br> Plans to marry Gillian Anderson in the future, really. | <br> Plans to marry Gillian Anderson in the future, really. | ||
| + | <br> Member of his Grade 11 Tug Of War Team. | ||
| + | <br> One and only Volleyball God. | ||
| + | <br> Best Rookie OG Writer winner. | ||
| + | <br> Best OG Writer winner. | ||
| + | <br> Won the role of "Macbeth" in "Macbeth" | ||
| + | <br> Won the brass ring at Knoebels. | ||
| + | <br> Shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of Abraham Lincoln. | ||
| + | <br> Academy Award winner. | ||
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Revision as of 21:09, 3 April 2007
Kester was a young lad born in Scranton PENNSYLVANIA, and was the youngest of 3 siblings. He also weighed the most at birth. Kester's early years were spent playing hockey, were he he eventually had to retire in 1998 due to multiple concussions. Kester has accomplished many things since then, including, but not limited too:
Met Al Gore
Met Stirling Barr
Met Stirling Marlin
Met Tee Jay the DJ
Appeared on Newswatch 16 twice.
Appeared on an international level by being on the jumbotron when he won the Taco Bell Cuopons at the Binghamton Senators hockey game, during the Hockey Trivia.
Headwriter(formerly co-writer) of the extremely successful Hockey Adventures Series.
Won a jellybean contest.
Former 7th Grade Geography Bee Champion
Successful CD, self-titled as "Strange Chris"
Amazing actor.
Amazing singer. (Note: Not a proven fact)
Amazing dancer. (Note: Not a proven fact)
Ate 5 pizzas once.
Undefeated in Internet Wars, has since become a retired General.
Found every username and password in school computers via hacking (Note: Hacking means looking in the C drive and clicking on random files)
Voted as "King Of Hearts" on Valentines day in second grade.
Appeared on the Conan O'Brien show.
Has a radio show, called "Live With Chris And Ian" (Note: Live as in "It's alive!" Not Live as in "I am living here")
Plans to marry Gillian Anderson in the future, really.
Member of his Grade 11 Tug Of War Team.
One and only Volleyball God.
Best Rookie OG Writer winner.
Best OG Writer winner.
Won the role of "Macbeth" in "Macbeth"
Won the brass ring at Knoebels.
Shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of Abraham Lincoln.
Academy Award winner.
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