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A low point in [[Ditto McCloaker]]'s career when he had to resort to making [[low-budget adult films]]. No one would buy the Ditto-tapes, but due to the initial success of [[Vorporn]] brand popcorn, Ditto decided to disguise himself as [[Vorpal]] in order to rake in the big bucks.
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A low point in [[GORE-ILLA]]'s career when he had to resort to making [[low-budget adult films]]. No one would buy the GORE-ILLA-tapes, but due to the initial success of [[Vorporn]] brand popcorn, GORE decided to disguise himself as [[Vorpal]] in order to rake in the big bucks. He created a crude Vorpal costume and released the tapes. They sold moderately well, but were almost all returned (a few still living life as doorstops, paperweights, and being a part of unintentional comdey collections). GORE was forced to bury 4.5 million copies in the [[Nevada]] desert next to, surprisingly, Vorpal's 7.5 million cases of unsold Vorporn brand popocorn.
  
However, [[Guisseppie]] had left him at this low point, and Ditto was unable to shift shapes. He created a crude Vorpal costume and released the tapes. They sold moderately well, but were almost all returned (a few still living life as doorstops, paperweights, and being a part of unintentional comdey collections). Ditto was forced to bury 4.5 million copies in the [[Nevada]] desert next to, surprisingly, Vorpal's 7.5 million cases of unsold Vorporn brand popocorn.
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Latest revision as of 16:55, 8 June 2007

A low point in GORE-ILLA's career when he had to resort to making low-budget adult films. No one would buy the GORE-ILLA-tapes, but due to the initial success of Vorporn brand popcorn, GORE decided to disguise himself as Vorpal in order to rake in the big bucks. He created a crude Vorpal costume and released the tapes. They sold moderately well, but were almost all returned (a few still living life as doorstops, paperweights, and being a part of unintentional comdey collections). GORE was forced to bury 4.5 million copies in the Nevada desert next to, surprisingly, Vorpal's 7.5 million cases of unsold Vorporn brand popocorn.