Holiday Goers SPOG: Trick or Treat

Author: Golem

~Cat, dressed up as Nothing In Particular yet again for Halloween, sits back on his couch in his apartment, watching some Charlie Brown cartoon.

But this wouldn't be an OG unless something went horribly wrong. Or maybe just a little wrong?

Three jawbreakers roll under the door into Cat's apartment. Within instants, they are humanoid in shape, running towards Cat. One ties the shoelaces of both of Cat's shoes together and one runs up the back of the couch, aiming to pull on Cat's hair. The other sets off in search of a pair of scissors.

Outside, a figure cackles after having rolled the jawbreakers into Cat's apartment. The figure is...~

Author: GORE-ILLA

*Goose "Wild" McGee, super-thief extraudinaire.*

Goose: All according to plan. With Cat at my mercy, there's no one to stop me from getting what I desire.

*Goose kicks down the door to Cat's house and sees Cat being tormented by the Jawbreaks. Goose smiles with the Sun and then runs into the kitchen. He digs through the bag of Cat's Halloween treats and finds a diamond.*

Goose: Excellent! Now I just have to find the rest of the stash...

*Cat suddenly rushes in, waving his arms around angrily, with his shoes and lots of his hair on the floor.*

Cat: Get away from my candy you damn dirty fool!

*Goose quickly snatches the whole back and leaps from the window over towards the next house. Cat looks out the window after him.

Cat: What's he after?

*A Jawbreaker suddenly flies in through the window and tackles Cat into a table, which snaps when he falls on it.*

Author: Golem

Cat: Hey, that was $5 at a yard sale!!

~Cat grabs the jawbreaker off of his chest and throws it out the window, then rushes back to the window. Goose is having trouble flying with his large bag, so he just runs along the rooftops. Cat leaps out the window and dashes after Goose.~

Cat: That's the thief that has been in the news recently--the feathers left behind at the crime scenes... it's been a goose thief, not a human thief, stealing all those rare objects! His thieving success must be due to those jawbreaker guys!

~Cat finally catches up to the goose and tackles him, then wraps his hands around his neck.~

Cat: Tell me why you stole the Halloween goods!

Goose: . . .

Cat: I DO have my hands well grasped around your neck...

Goose McGee: Gah... My black magic can detect items of great value. To put it lightly, there is an invaluable set of gems in this bag!

Cat: ...Magical gems?

Goose: No, fool, just very very very expensive gems!

Cat: That doesn't make sense anyway--I know I didn't put them in there.

Goose: If you didn't know you had them, then surely you could give them to me without missing them!

Cat: Nope, they're mine!

~Goose spots a jawbreaker running at Cat from behind.~

Goose: Think again!

~The jawbreacker tackles Cat again, who loses his grip on Goose. Goose runs away again.~

Will Cat catch up to Goose "Wild" McGee, the Black Magic Mugger, the lawbreaker with jawbreakers, in this wild goose chase? Tune in next time to find out!!

OoC: Note for noobs: while Goose McGee is an actual goose, Cat is a human being.

Author: SOAP

Kiki: I can't wait that long.

Cat: Wait for what?

Kiki: There voice that said tune in next--Nevermind.

Cat: Hey, what are you doing in my house anyways?

Kiki: You left the door open.

Cat: Well sorry I don't have anymore candy and your interuption caused me to lose a theif who just stole some invaluable ggems I never knew I had.

Kiki: I'm not here to trick-or-treat.

Cat: Oh, you're dressed like a witch ain't ya!

Kiki: I AM a witch. In training. My father was a MagiKoopa.

Cat: That's funny. You don't look Koopa-ish. Well in any case, maybe you can help me catch dastardly Goose.

Kiki: *shrug* Sure, why not.

Cat: Yeah, since it was your fault I lost him.

Kiki: Sweatdrop

*Cat and the young MagiKoopa, who look nothing like a Koopa, went on their merry way.*

Kiki: Um.... why are you holding my hand?

Cat: *blushes* Sorry. Got caught up in the moment.

Kiki: You're STILL holding my hand.

Cat: It's a very soft hand!

Kiki: *yanks her hand back* Look! Goose feathers. *points at some feathers on the ground*

Cat: We're back on his scent!

*Kiki waves her wand around and speaks some gibberish. Suddenly the feathers begin to levitate inches from the ground and started pointing in the same direction.*

Kiki: He went that way.

Author: Tyler

~Elsewhere, in a convenient "just so out of the way to not be seen by normal travelers" abandoned Sheriff's building, Goose McGee waddles through the entrance, handing the goods to the left of the two guards standing at either side. He then sort of half-flies to a dusty, wooden desk, sitting in the desk chair, slumping in a way that only a goose could. He begins to relax when he is startled by a quickly descending tv screen. He looks up, seeing his boss, the obligatory shadow keeping his face from view.~

Boss: McGeeheehee.

Goose McGee: I told you, it's just McGee. You don't see me calling YOU "Jason Alexanderander".

Jason Alexander~clapping to turn on the lights, making his features fully viewable~: I told you not to say my name. Ugh. Anyways, do you have the goods?

Goose McGee: Why, yes. I do. I handed them to my guards. Hold on, I'll fetch them fo-~cut offby Jason Alexander~

Jason Alexander: I never assigned you any guards.

Goose: What the~double takes to the doorframe, where the camera whip pans right after. The guards are gone.~

Author: Golem

~The two guards run from the building towards Cat's apartment building.~

Sam Flutter: We are awesome guards!

Pieruru: You got that right!

~While Cat and Kiki follow the feathers, still running on rooftops, Cat spots Sam and Pieruru running below.~

Cat: SAM! PIERURU!

~They look up.~

Sam: OH, HEY, CAT!

Cat: ~to Kiki~ They're my neighbors. ~to the two below~ ARE THOSE--

Pieruru: YEP! WE SAW YOU FIGHTING THE GOOSE OVER THIS JEWELRY AND FOLLOWED HIM TO HIS HIDEOUT!

Sam: YOU GUYS ARE SLOW!

Pieruru: IT'S PROBABLY TIME TO ROCK 'N ROLL! THAT GOOSE GUY IS GOING TO REALIZE WE STOLE YOUR STUFF BACK!

Cat: RIGHT! BACK TO THE APARTMENT!

~They start running back to the apartment building. Goose McGee follows them for a short time before Kiki takes notice and uses her magic to throw his feathers back at him as sharp spears. While he takes injuries, they make a clean escape.

Later, at the door to the apartment building...~

Cat: You guys are great neighbors.

Sam: Pretty much. We've always known that.

Pieruru: Er, thanks.

Kiki: What about me?

Cat: Thanks to you, too.

~Cat walks in, followed by Sam, Pieruru, and Kiki.~

Cat: ~to Kiki~ ...Do you live here?

Kiki: I live across the hallway from you.

Cat: . . . Oh.

Sam: Wait, we get to keep a portion of the jewels, right?

THE END

NEXT TIME: Give Thanks, Cat!