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Episode 45: "The 'Hex (Missle)' Factor" by Fusion

FrEd: Water 2000000000!

*Granite is covered in so much water and dissolves into mud*

Meanwhile, at the MPVP HQ...

Qwirtzok: Dangit! Granite and Sephnity hve both failed!

*Suddenly, a mysterious shadowy figure appears on a big screen TV thingy in front of the MPVP Council*

Mysterious: I hope you are doing well.

Lord Chaos: We cannot seem to kill the OGers.

Mysterious: WHAT!?!?!?

King Bob: Hey, it's not our fault that the OGers are too powerf...

*Before he can finish, he is blasted back by one of the laser turrets inside the chamber*

Mysterious: I want the OGers, and not excuses.

*The mysterious figure disappears from the TV*

King Bob: He's dead serious about those OGers.

Lord Chaos: I wonder why he's so mad.

*Suddenly, a man in a blue uniform, short black hair, and a few scars on his face appears*

Qwirtzok: Captain Cavik Toth, have you deployed the secret weapon?

Toth: Not yet. But ever since my humiliating defeat in Jedi Starfighter, I have been in serious training! Now, I am stronger than even Evil himself could've possibly imagined. But first, I must call in...Lieutenant Bella!

*Suddenly, a female wearing a military uniform appears*

Bella: The Hex Missles are ready to be unleashed upon Earth.

Qwirtzok: Hex Missles!? You mean those huge missles containing the Dragon Breath X formula, a chemical that can kill over 300 million koopas (and other species) in just one blast?

Toth: Yeah, so?

Lord Chaos: So, you will probably need only a few to take out the OGers.

Bella: We will not take any chances. We will fire them all!

*Bella presses a button, and deploys over 130 Hex Missles towards Earth*

Bella: Let's see how they fair against these.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 46: "Egging it On" by GORE-ILLA

*The heroes are disscussing their victory when...*

GORE: Hey - My radar detects 130 U.F.O.'s heading for this location!

Yami Yoshi: But are they friendly or EVIL?

GORE: I'll trace their route...it seems they've come from MPVP H.Q.!

Fusion: Them? Maybe an invasion force - I'll check it out. (flies off)

Introbulus: Don't forget us! (flies off with Jim, Yami Yoshi, GORE, FrEd, BSD, and the rest of the team that can fly)

They catch up to Fusion in the top layer of Earth's atmosphere.

Fusion: I can see them coming - they're Hex Missiles! 130 of them!

GORE: We'll have to shoot them down!

Fusion: No! They're too strong!

Yami Yoshi: I can try another Absorption Egg...

Fusion: It might work...but it will be slightly weakened without the Pharoah.

Yami Yoshi: We have to try!

Episode 47 by Fusion

Fusion: Deathly Deathray of Deathly Deathness!

*Fusion blasts 10 or 20 droid starfighters into oblivion*

Introbulus: Metal Control!

*Introbulus commands a few scarabs to crash on Earth*

YY: Dark Egg!

*Yami Yoshi throws an egg at Bella's freighter*

Bella: You just got yolk all over my good ship! Now die!

*Bella sends a barrage of missles at Yami Yoshi*

YY: ARRGH! *gets burned*

SwordMaster: Hey! *slashes at Bella's freighter, but without effect*

Bella: Laser Beam Thingy!

*Bella sends a laser at SwordMaster, roasting him as well*

Jim: Phantom Blast!

*Jim blasts at the freighter*

Pilot: Stabilizers failing! We must abandon ship!

Bella: Too late! ARRRRRGH!

*The freighter blows up, taking Bella and her pilots with it. Meanwhile, at the MPVP HQ...*

Toth: NOOOOO! I CAN NO LONGER SENSE BELLA'S ENERGY! Now I will have to kill the OGers myself!

*Toth gets in a Saboath Destroyer and flies toward Earth.*

Adi: Good job, OGers!

Nym: Wait a sec! *pulls out cellphone* Mom! I didn't expect you! No, this isn't a good time to call! Alright, I love you too! Bye! *puts cellphone away*

Jinkins: Is it just me, or have the Hex Missles just been frozen in the air along with the Trade Federation fighters.

*Everyone shoots the remaining missles and TF Fighters. Suddenly, Toth's saboath destroyer appears, unleashing thousand of missle-launchin' saboath defenders*

Siri: We've got to blast them!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 49: "A pointless victory." by Introbulus

Editor's note: There was a lot of out of character posting going on in this OG, and the episode count got mixed up in the shuffle. Introbulus labeled this post as episode 49, so I'm keeping it like that for simplicity's sake.

Yami Yoshi: Oh no! More Starfighters!

Fusion: Well, better save the Earth, DEATHLY...

Introbulus: Wait! I think I know of a way to make this all go a lot quicker, thus ending this pointless space fight and bringing the story back into some meanigful focus!

Jim: ...Did you just speak a scentence worthy of intelligent thought?

Introbulus: Yeah, I know. It scares me too. Now listen, Fusion, what are those Starships made of?

Fusion: Metal, I presume.

Introbulus: Well then, this should be easy!

(Introbulus waves his hand towards all the starfighters, which instantly crumble into metalic dust)

Fusion: [Eek!] woah! You're gonna have to teach me how to use that move!

Introbulus: You can't use it. Only the Master of Metal can perform that move, and that's me, aren't I special?

FrEd: Wait, you just destroyed all of those Spaceships with a wave of your hand?

Introbulus: Yeah, so?

FrEd: Doesn't that mean you could've done that all along?

Introbulus: Yeah, probably. What's your point?

FrEd: Then we could've ended this thing HOURS ago! Why did you have to drag it out?

Introbulus: Because this is an OG, and all the other authors before this one knew something about the game that everyone was referring to. Our current author, however, didn't know what the Hell they were talking about, and therefore, decided that I would just use some crazy-archaic method of instantly destroying these evil forces, so that the story could be re-focused into a recognizeable pattern.

Jim: Stop that! You're scaring me!

Gore: Well, let's go back to Earth.

Fusion: You mean "Half the Earth", don't you?

Gore: Huh?

Fusion: We've been wandering around the dead half of the Earth, so therefore, we're going back to "half the Earth"!

FrEd: Hold it! Are you saying that we've been defending a barren wasteland all this time!?!

Jim: You're not very observant, are you?

OOC: Sorry about ending the space battle, but to be honest, it was too confusing. Not to mention that this poses a very important question: Why didn't we all just fly to Gore's destiny?

(Meanwhile, inside the catacombs that Gore was supposed to be in, but somehow escaped anyway...)

Yellow: Hey Black?

Black: Yeah Yellow?

Yellow: Do you think we'll be stuck down here until we rust into a pile of useless debris?

Black: Yeah, probably.

Blue: You fools! We must escape the lair! If we don't, the evil dragons will surely kill us all!

Yellow: Blue's gone haywire, hasn't he?

Black: Oh yeah, he wasn't programmed with much adaptability to unusual situations or enviornments.

*Beep! Beep!*

Yellow: Hey Black, Red's calling you.

Black: Oh? I could've sworn that was YOUR universal transmitter beeping...

Yellow: Nope. I never got one installed.

Black: Well it's not mine, I turned it off to conserve power.

(Blue runs into a wall, and a small Cell Phone-like device falls out of a compartment)

Yellow: Oh look at that! It was Blue's device all along! Why dont' you go answer it?

Black: Splendid idea!

(Black picks up the communicator and pushes a button. A paniced GC appears in a small screen)

GC: Finally! Blue? Are you there Blue?

Black: Not quite, boss. It appears to be myself instead.

GC: Black? Is that you? What's wrong with your voice?

Black: Oh, that? Well, me and Yellow found this nifty knob in our internal programming mainframe, and started playing around with it. Turns out it was a pacification module! Rather than worry about what the consequenses of changing our programming might be, we decided to leave it on "pacifist" to see what it felt like.

GC: YOU DID WHAT!?!?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS TAMPERING WITH OUR INNER-PROGRAMMING CAN BE?!?! YOU COULD'VE ERASED YOUR ENTIRE MEMORY!

Black: Oh, really? Well, so THAT'S what might happen, eh? Sounds interesting...

GC: Enough! As soon as we get back there, I'll fix your programming, now send us your coordinates on a Universal map so we can teleport over there!

Black: Oh alright! I'm sending them now.

(Black types a few numbers into his cell-phone)

GC: Got 'em! Okay Green, now punch these numbers into that transporter you made while everyone was distraced by the pointless space battle!

Green: Right!

(Off-screen, several noises can be heard, ranging from *Beep!* to *KAGLORP!* and beyond.)

Green: Okay, it's ready!

GC: Good! Okay Black, I'll be over there in a few seconds, over and out!

(The cell-phone turns itself off)

Black: Well, that was fairly odd. What do you make of it, Yellow?

Yellow: Probably just a crazy attempt at bringing some sort of continuity to the story, and brining Gamechamp back into the line of useable characters.

Black: Huh?

(Suddenly, Gamechamp and Green appear out of nowhere)

Gamechamp: Wait, isn't this that cave we were stuck in not too long ago?

Black: Oh, you noticed?

Gamechamp: YOU SENT US COORDINATES TO A PLACE BENEATH THE EARTH!?! HOW WILL WE EVER GET BACK TO THE SURFACE!?!

Green: Should I start working on their internal programming?

GC: (Sigh) Yes, PLEASE do so before I kill one of them...

Narrirator: Now that Introbulus has made his proclamation, will the story return to a more recognizeable form? Or will it just get more confusing as it goes on? Will Gamechamp yell at us for improper use of The Robot Team? Why do birds suddenly appear? Why am I asking YOU these questions? Do I really think you'll have an answer?

To Be Corrected...

Episode 50: "The Appearence of Pyro" by Gamechamp

Green finishes fixing Yellow, Black, and Blue.

Yellow: Whoa! That was wierd!

GC: You shouldn't do that again!

Blue: It wasn't us! It was that one guy, from that time when we tried to get the light sword!

GC: What? Who was it?

Black: Well, he kind of looked like he was made of fire or something...

Yellow: Plus, I remember that he was killed at one point by Yami Yoshi, and he got a dark egg stuck in him, which exploded!

GC: That means... Pyro!

*flashback*

PYRO:Just try to get me.I'll give you the first shot!

GC:Sure!

He goes over and punches,but his hand goes right through.

PYRO:I'm made out of fire.I can make my self solid or fire form,actually.Now prepare to die!

THYD:Dark Egg!!!

He shoots out a dark egg,and it gets stuck in Pyro.

PYRO:Hahaha!I can also hold your projectiles and throw them back at you!

THYD:Darn!Wait...thanks for commiting suicide!

PYRO:What are you talking abou...WHAT?!?!?!?!?!The dark egg is exploding from the heat!It's going to kill me!Noooooooo!!!

The dark egg explodes,and Pyro is obliverated.

*end*

GC: How could he be alive?

Green: Even I can't think of a way he's alive!

GC: Well, Green, let's try to get up to Idej volcano. Wait a minute... weren't you 3 already up there?

Black: I don't kow how we got seperated... Pyro must have gotten us when nobody up there was looking.

Green: Let's go!

Green uses the machine, and...

They appear in outer space.

Green: Don't worry, from the calculations I've done from when this machine actually worked, we should be close to where we need to be in about... 1,097 tries!

GC: Well, I hope we don't end up going back to that place of my nightmares. *shivers*