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Episode 78: "Another Cliched Battle With Lupus" by Fusion

*Gore, UF, and BSMD arrive to help out*

Lupus: ARRGH!! More OGers!

Gore: That's right! Lightsaber Arm Slash!

*He slashes off part of Lupus's cape*

Lupus: I have a few tricks up my sleeve as well! Cheese Ray!

*Gore and PL-OTT are turned into cheese and devoured by Lupus*

Lupus: Who's next?

BSMD: I am!! FFFP!

*He tries to punch Lupus, but he is caught off guard by a Cheese Ray and eaten*

SwordMaster: Impale Attack!

*He stabs at Lupus, but Lupus dodges so he only gets a scar on his right arm*

Lupus: Ow! Cheese Ray!

SwordMaster: Not this time! Sword Reflect!

*He slashes the beam back at Lupus*

Lupus: Ha, it does not affect me! Cheese Ray!

SwordMaster: NO!! *runs away, but since the Cheese Ray is a lock-on attack, it hits him*

*SwordMaster is devoured by Lupus*

YY: Dark Egg!

Lupus: HAha-*gets caught off guard by a Dark Egg and is sent flying back*

*Lupus rolls back and sends a Cheese Ray at YY, who uses the power of his Millenium Egg to dispose of the Cheese Ray*

Lupus: GARRRR! (Hey, maybe Fusion is still vulnerable!) Hey Fusion, c'mere!

UF: Not this time, Lupus!

Lupus: Dang! Ah, well! Cheese Ray!

*UF teleports away from the attack. He reappears behind Lupus and kicks him back. YY then summons a flash of light out of his ME (Millenium Egg) to temporarily blind Lupus so he can have an open shot. YY kicks Lupus into a tree, causing the tree to fall on him. Lupus reaches out of the tree and climbs out*

Lupus: You won't be able to dodge this! One hit from this will kill you! Super Cheese Ray of Dea-

*But before he can finish, UF punches him away. Inside Lupus's stomach...*

Gore: Woah! I'm getting dizzy from all this shaking!

SwordMaster: Me too! I guess Lupus is getting beat up!

BSMD: Let's try to get out of here!

*So, they climb up Lupus's esophagus (they still have their arms) and into his mouth*

Lupus: Hey, I taste cheese! Gore, SM, BSMD! How did you get into my mouth!

SM: We still have arms, idiot! We climbed up your slimy esophagus!

Lupus: Oh yeah! Anyway, I cannot allow you to escape me and leave me hungry! Saliva Attack!

*Lupus creates three Saliva Lupuses*

SL#1: Cheese Ray!

Gore: Wait, I am already cheese, so I am turned back to my normal state, only smaller!

SL#2: Cheese Punch!

*SL#2 punches SM towards the back of the mouth*

SM: Help!

Gore: Don't worry! *grabs SM*

BSMD: FFFP!

*BSMD punches SL#3, only to have him split into two SL's*

SL#3#1: Ha! You cannot beat us!

SL#3#2: Yeah, the more you hit us, the more we reform! Now then, Cheese Pun-*is blasted into oblivion by Gore, along with SM#3#1*

SL#2: Cheese Ray!

Gore: Oh no you don't!

*Gore uses SM as a shield so he can get back to normal*

SL#2: Cheese Ray!

*SM grabs BSMD and uses him as a shield to get him back to normal*

BSMD: Great, now we can put the hurting on Lupus's mouth! FFFP!

*He punches Lupus's epiglottis*

Lupus: ACK! CHOKING!

SM: Impale Attack!

*He impales Lupus's tongue*

Lupus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's it! *coughs all three up*

PL-OTT: Hang on to me!

*They all hang on as PL-OTT turns into a jetpack and flies off. Soon, they are all back to normal size*

SM: Great, we're all back to normal size! Now we can all take on Lupus!

Lupus: Can you wait, I don't feel so good! My tongue's bleeding like **** and I feel like I'm about to puke due to Gore attacking my epighlottis. Uh-oh! *runs inside a nearby portapottie to puke*

UF: Great, now we have to wait for Lupus to finish puking to kill him.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 79: "The beginning of the end, or maybe the side. Someone help me out here." by Fred

Lupus: Fools! How stupid are you?! Did you not realise that this Portapotty is truely my ultamite cheese fighting machine?! (Obviously turns into mega-zord)

UF: Um, what?

Lupus: Meet the Mecha Lupus 3000.24! Or possibly just the ML3000.24, for short.

YY: That sorta, um, takes a bit to write.

Lupus: Quiet, you!

Fred: Hey! Hello? Anyone remember me?

Ed: Yes! Come friggen on!

GORE: Never heard of yaa. Now, begone.

Fred: Fine, but your pretzels are mine next time!

YY: I don't get it at all.

Lupus: Hello!? Remember me?

GORE: Never heard of yaa. Now, begone!

Lupus: Yes sir... WAIT! Your mind trick doesn't work on me!

YY: Um, ah-oh. Let's get 'im, boys.

UF: Er, where's Introb?

GORE: I didn't ask you to speak! Now do as YY says and let's get that large robot!

Lupus: Ha! Without Introbulus, you cannot defeat my robot, nor can you speak the words "Spanish-Deutch" in German!

UF: Curses! Let's get him!

SM: Yeah!

(BSMD jumps in the air, only to be hit by one of Lupus's cheese mounted lasers. YY runs behind him, and throws a couple dark egg, but the ML3000.24 sits on him, which seems to hurt a bit. UF punches ML3000.24 in the ****pit, only to realize that his power has only cracked it minorly)

Lupus: Ha! My ****pit is reinforced with cheap-anium!

UL: Aw hell...

(ML3000.24 clobbers UF with a fist, while SM slashes at the robot leg, but even the OG Blade is reasonably inneffective. SM is turned into a piece of Cheese, and batted away. UF comes with a blasing kick to Lupus's ****pit, and then punches it a few more times. It starts to crack more, but is still not nearly open. ML3000.24 "elbows" UF to the ground, and UF gets back up. UF fires a bunch of beams, the first one hits ML3000.24's arm, which is dented, and Lupus skillfully dodges the next two, while he suffers a minor shot to his "foot" with the fourth and final beam. ML3000.24 forms a telephone out of cheese and beats UF into a cliff with it. All this time, GORE has been pelting the main body with his attacks, but only a couple scratches and dents come from his hard work. He is kicked away. YY tries again, this time aiming at the cheese lasers, and manages to clog two of them)

Lupus: Drat, it's time to show you my weapon I've been hiding this entire time!

(ML3000.24' chest opens to reveal ML3000.24's ultimate weapon - the shoebox ray)

UF: That can't be good.

(It wasn't, as BSMD was blasted into a tar pit made of socks, effectivly turning him into BSMSD, but we'll get into that later. (Joking.) Fusion was hit over the span of his entire body by the beam, and was badly weakened. YY Continued to dodge it, and was running until he was caught behind a cliff and met up with Pharoh)

Pharoh: Hey.

YY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?

Pharoh: Look, don't worry, I have an awesome plan. All we need to do is....

YY: Comeon, can't you reveal it? It's not even that clever.

Pharoh: Do you want my help or not?

(Meanwhile, Fusion is getting trounced by ML3000.24, and cannot keep up his current power. He is reverted to SF. Pharoh and YY come in, and are nearly hit by a flying Super Fusion. Lupus noticed them, and the ML3000.24 seems to have a new target. YY clogs up his Shoebox ray, but Lupus has the intelligence not to fire it).

Lupus: Pah, Pah, Pah, and quadruple Pah! That trick works on people like me ONCE. Trust me. I can still stomp you.

(Pharoh looks at YY, as to say "I told you so", but doesn't. He just dodges the ML3000.24's foot, sinking the ML3000.24.)

Lupus: Fine, I'll just use my escape pod.

(Lupus fires the escape pod, which malfunctions, and crashes into a tar pit)

Lupus: Oh, come friggen on.

Fred: Wait, don't worry!

Lupus: You better not break into song.

Fred: It's okay, Mater Lupus, I figured out my wrongdoings.

YY: Um, what?

Fred: You heard me. You will die a death by my hands, as soon as Lupus is freed. Muahahah!

Pharoh: Oh, great, the old "hit 'em while he's down" technique.

(Elsewhere)

Introbulus: Face it, Dark Jim, you can't win.

DJ: Dat's what 'chu think!

Introbulus: Stop that.

Episode 80: "Fred's Betrayal" by GORE-ILLA

*At a nearby island...*

Mecha-Dark GORE: Curses! That mediocre organism beat me again!

Sephnity: Don't worry. We'll get em next time.

Chaos: Wait! I sense Lupus is in danger!

Koopa: Quickly! Let's go help him! (they fly off)

*Back by the battle...*

Fred uses the power of even-toed ungulates to rescue Lupus from the tar pit.

Lupus: Perfect! With both of us fighting together, there's no way we can lose. And of course by both of us fighting together I mean you fighting them alone while I make my getaway! *makes his getaway*

Fred: Hey, Master Lupus! Could you explain that again? I wasn't listening! *looks around and sees himself surrounded by the OGers, rolls his eyes*

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 80: "Fusion's Final Form" by Fusion

SF: Alright, that's it! You've forced me to use the heavy artillery! Evolve!

Lupus: You must be crazy! You couldn't possibly evolve into Ultra Fusion after what I did to you!

SF: I'm not evolving into Ultra Fusion! I'm going Final!

Lupus: Wha...?

SF: That's right, my final form! Because I have already experience my third form, I can skip over it! Now then...EVOLVE!!

*Suddenly, SF starts to glow red. He surges with electricity. His friends watch in amazement as he gains more power. Meanwhile, Dark Jim and Introbulus stop fighting to see SF evolving*

Dark Jim: NOOOOO!! I CANNOT HAVE THIS LUNATIC SURPASS ME!

*Dark Jim flies towards SF to stop him*

Introbulus: NO! Don't! You'll be destroyed!

*But Dark Jim has already arrived to SF's location*

Dark Jim: Sorry to interrupt your evolution, Fusion. But I'm afraid I cannot allow you to continue. I must ki-*is suddenly engulfed in energy* NOOOOOOOOO!

*Dark Jim is blasted into oblivion by an energy force, and his shreds are blown away into the wind*

Lupus: NOOOOO! *tries to punch SF, but without effect* Crappit! He's gaining too much strength!

*Suddenly, the ML3000.24 overloads and collapses. Lupus manages to crawl out afterwards*

Lupus: I must get away before he finishes his evolution. *runs away*

*But before he can make it to safety, there is a huge explosion. When the smoke clears, everyone can see that Fusion looks like Sigma 5 except with golden armor instead of silver. Also, he still is wearing his helmet*

Lupus: *getting back up* This is his ultimate form!? Bah! He's even shorter than he was in Ultra form!

PL-OTT: He has become the legendary...Final Fusion!

Gore: What?

PL-OTT: Final Fusion. He has more power than ever now. Good thing he's on our side.

Lupus: NOOO!!

Final Fusion: Bad.

*Final Fusion begins to walk towards Lupus when he is blasted into a nearby forest by...*

BSMD: Super Mecha Dark GORE?

SMDG: Yes. I shall take care of him. Master Lupus, go now!

Lupus: What?

Super Dark GORE: Go if you want to live!

Lupus: What do you mean?

*Suddenly, a barrage of trees is blasted into the air by a yellow laser. Final Fusion walks out without a scratch*

SMDG: GO!!!

Lupus: Right!

*Lupus runs away as SMDG challenges Final Fusion. The OGers race after the evil Cheese God*

Final Fusion: Dark Gore, you're a fool to challenge me!

SMDG: You shall not harm Lupus! You might kill me, but not the mast-

*But before he can finish, Final Fusion's elbow is planted in his chest. SMDG shortcircuits like **** and finally explodes*

Final Fusion: Now to help my friends catch Lupus.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: GORE-ILLA

OoC: Just so you know, GORE doesn't have a lightsaber arm. He only has one normal mechanical arm, leg, and half of his head. Also, the person in GORE's dream is not Golem, or any of the OG Vets like Fusion said earlier. His identity will be revealed near the end of the story. I also think we should rap up the Anti-VGF Six fight soon and get back to the artifact quest, since we're nearing the end of this OG and I still have more stuff planned for the future.

Episode 81: "The Quest Continues" by GORE-ILLA

So, the heroes set sail in the submarine and sockship, unaware of the small puddle of ooze left behind on the tar pit islands. It quickly assumed a gorilla-like shape and solidified into Mecha-Dark GORE.

Mecha-Dark GORE: *speaking into comlink* EVIL Scientist Dude, bring The Swimming Monkey II to my coordinates. Over.

EVIL Scientist Dude: *over comlink* Roger, captain. Over. *Static*

Elsewhere, a pirate ship sails above The Lava Sea, propelled by sails. If by chance the ship would be forced to land in the lava, it had a hull of lava-proof material like pretty much everything in this story. The crew was a group of tall, red-haired female theives known as the Gerudo. The captain walked down to the lower hold of the ship flanked by two bodyguards.

Bodyguard 1: Captain Cray, do you think we should place our fate in ths oracle?

Captain Cray: Well, this oracle seems very wise, yet greedy - like us in a way.

They enter a small room where a cloaked figure awaits.

Cloaked Figure: Welcome, captain.

Cray: What's new in the crystall ball tonight?

Cloaked Figure: Great dangers approach in the form of a group of OG radicals calling themselves the VGF Six, and the VGF Add-ons. They're led by Yami Yoshi, the corrupted OG Board Mod. I also know of Fusion, the son of a ***** billionare immortal and GORE-ILLA, a stupid cyborg monkey. They wish to take your artifact from you.

Cray: What? The artifact we looted from the Earth Temple?

Cloaked Figure: The very one.

Cray: We must be on full alert!

Bodyguard 1: Mam, I still do not believe we should put our trust in this fraud!

Cloaked Figure: How dare you question my powers! TIME FREEZE! (Bodyguard 1 is frozen in time.)

Bodyguard 2: O.O

Cray: Oracle, how do you know so much about these OGers?

Cloaked Figure: Well, let's just say I've met with them in the past. ;)

Who is this cloaked figure? And how does he know the OGers? And how will our heroes fare in their quest for the artifacts? Fnd out next time!

Episode 82: "How the canvas of a soup can was eaten again and again... I need help..." by Fred

Lupus: Muahaha! Thanks to the monkey, I will live to fight another day!

FF: I don't think so.

Lupus: Oh, come friggen on.

Fred: Wait!

FF: Oh, you don't think you'll stop me, being tied to that alligator and all.

Fred: Well, I just stalled you.

Lupus: Goodbye! (Gets away)

FF: Damn, I should go after him.

YY: It's not worth it. He'll always be our ultimate rival anyways. Now, what to do with Fred, and where's Introbulus?

FF: REVERT! (FF simply turns to F. If you thought I was going to spell his name out, then you lose).

Pharoh: Well, I'm going to have some fun with the little traitor here. You go find Lupus.

YY: Right.

(YY, SM, BSMD, and Fusion (The only one without an acronym) set off to find Introbulus. Somehow, they don't realise that someone is chasing them).

(Over with Introbulus and DJ)

Dark Jim: Fool! You will never defeat me! I have been able to beat every one I meet, ever!

Introbulus: Um, we beat you.

DJ: Wrong! You lose! You never actually beat me, because someone else had to do it for you!

Introbulus: Oh, right.

DJ: Enough of this babble!

Introbulus: You never asked me first!

DJ: Just... It'd be in your best intrest to SHUT THE HELL UP for just a second. Now, die.

(DJ fires a number of fireballs that I can't count to because it's over five by quite a few)

DJ: Suck on that!

Introbulus: Um, sort of repetitive. (Kicks them out of the air)

DJ: Grrr...

(DJ disappears and reapears behind Introb, but doesn't catch him off guard. Instead of recoiling, Introbulus throws his haliberd backwards, which catches on DJ and nails him to a cliff. Introbulus then uses the infamous ultimate prod. DJ is reduced to tatters)

Introbulus: It's funny how we spent the entire last OG trying to kill him.

YY: Introbulus! Hey!

Introbulus: Hey. I killed Dark Jim. Maybe he'll revert to normal Jim again or something.

Fusion: Um, that wouldn't make sense.

Introbulus: Yeah, yes it would.

Fusion: Listen to me.

Jim: Hey.

Introbulus: See, told ya so! Pay up.

Fusion: We didn't bet yet.

Introbulus: Shutup and pay up.

Jim: Um... whatever.

(Elsewhere)

Fred: Hey, Pharoh!

Pharoh: Muahahah!

Fred: Ah oh...

(Pharoh punches Fred in the stomach. Fred rolls over with the alligator strapped to his back, and kicks at Pharoh. Pharoh runs around the kicks and knee-stomps Fred in the upper chest. Fred is hurt, but rolls backwards and gets up. Fred swings the Aligator's tail and hits Pharoh in the face. Pharoh doubles over, but kicks Fred away when he comes for him. Pharoh gets back up, and throws his mummification egg at Fred. Fred dodges it, but slips. He wriggles out of the ropes, but Pharoh steps on Fred a few times. Fred grabs Pharoh's foot, but Pharoh punches him in the stomach. Fred still grasps tight, and flips Pharoh over. Pharoh returns to his feet and deals a uppercut to Fred. Fred walks back, and punches Pharoh, whom dodges and grabs Fred's fist. Fred twist Pharoh's wrist, and punches him back, and Pharoh falls again. Pharoh, seeing Fred running at him, throws his mummification egg. This time it hits Fred, knocking him into a tar pit. The tar pit was holding a gyser, and Fred was shot out of it like a cannon. Fred landed on the beach, 1/2 a mile away. Pharoh races towards him, making it there in only one minute. Pharoh kicks Fred, and throws him into the ocean. Fred regains conciousness, and gets up again. He races towards Pharoh, with sand in his eyes. Pharoh moves from the punch and kicks Fred in the stomach. Pharoh then decides to get rid of Fred once and for all, so he picks Fred up and launches him into the face of a cliff. Fred falls upon the ground, and is tossed out to sea, once more...)

Episode 83: "An unexplained retreat. (That happens to be convienient to the plot)" by Introbulus

OOC: Well, I'm confused and disoreinted. Didn't DJ just get killed by Fusion? Aren't Dark Jim and Jim currently seperate in entity? The plots are overlaping.

Introbulus: Jim! It's so good to see you still alive!

Jim: (Sarcastic)I'd like to say the same thing about you.(/sarcastic)

Dark Jim: Anti-OGers, retreat!

YY: Hey look! They're running away!

Gore: Finally! Now we can put this plot back on track!

Introbulus: Weren't you broken just a few seconds ago?

Gore: To be honest, I don't remember. You must've fixed me or something.

FF: Final Fusion crush stupid Anti-OGers!

PY: Yeah! Good job Fusion! How'd you get so powerful anyway?

FF: Final Fusion not know. Final Fusion just kill bad stuff.

Jim: ...He's not too bright, is he?

Introbulus: Introbulus thinks he has a good-K mind!

Jim: *rolls his eyes* Well, what's been going on since last time I saw you guys?

YY: Well, all the villains joined together in an alligance to kill us, but we were able to stop them when we worked together!

Jim: Ah yes, that's typical. What about Gore's quest?

Gore: We're trying to find three artifacts to enter the volcano.

Introbulus: Don't you mean 2?

Gore: Huh?

(Introbulus holds up the artifact that Dark Jim gave him)

Gore: The artifact of Fire! How'd you get that?!?

Introbulus: Dark Jim gave it to me in exchange for a 1 on 1 fight. He must've found it while he was searching for Jim.

Jim: By the way, I was hiding down in Hell, so Dark Jim couldn't fuse with me.

YY: I thought that Dark Jim had already fused with you...

Jim: Nah, he just said that to make himself sound more powerful.

Introbulus: (thinking to himself) Someday, I'm going to have to pay Dark Jim back for this. No, I MUST repay him for this gift. I swear, by my honor and by the flow of the universe, I will finish this battle we had today, Dark Jim(/thinking to himself)

Jim: Well, now that we've found one artifact, we only need to find two more!

Narrirator: Now that the Anti-OGers have apparantly fled, it's a clear-cut path for our heroes! Or is it? Have the Anti-OGers really left for good? What dangers await the OGers on their journey to find the remaining artifacts? What secret awaits them at Ijea volcano? Join us next time, on another exciting episode of VGF Member OG 4!

Author: Fusion

OOC: Dude, I speak perfect English in my "final form". Don't make me seem like some dumb giant ogre.

Episode 83 by Golem

YY: ~looking at Lava Fish's map~ So, according to this map... Hrmm... Okay, we need to find another Lava Fish.

Lava Fish: ~swims to surface beside surfaced and open sub~ You called?

GORE: Yeah, we need you to help us. We already have a Fire Artifact, where can we find another?

Lava Fish: Unless you have bait, I'm afraid I can't help you!

Everyone: ~sigh~

Jim: Okay, just what is the bait you want?

Lava Fish: ...Anything that tastes good.

Jim: Ah! I think I know... ~turns to Yami Yoshi~

Pharoah: Of course! Yami's cheesecake!

YY: Nooo! Not THAT cheesecake! It won the "L3373z+ Cheesecake Ev4r!1" four years running!

GORE: But why'd you bring it along?

YY: ~shifts eyes, shrugs~

~By this time, Jim has already given the Lava Fish a slice and gotten another place marked on the map.~

Jim: ~points to new spot on map~ There!

Episode 84: "Mecha Dark GORE's Sacrifice" by Fusion

*When they arrive...*

Jim: Thanks, Lava Fish.

Lava Fish: No problem! Well, I'm off! *swims away...*

*The OGers are walking along, trying to find the 2nd artifact*

Introbulus: Fusion, why are you so quiet?

FF: ...

Introbulus: (Hmmm, he must be in a meditative state. But what for? He's at his full strength! Wait, of course! He's planning to-)

*But before he can finish, he is blasted back by a laser coming from...*

YY: Lupus's Helicopter?

Lupus: *over the intercom* That's right! I cannot allow you to get your grubby hands on the second artifact! I am going to get it and be one step closer to unlocking the secrets to Idej Mountain!

Introbulus: Metal Control!

*Nothing happens*

Lupus: Ha! My helicopter is too strong to be affected by you!

YY: Dark Egg!

*The egg has no effect*

BSMD: FFFP!

*His attack still cannot penetrate the hull of the helicopter*

SM: Sword Slash!

*He only leaves a dent in the helicopter*

PL-OTT: Transform! *transforms into a blue lightsaber wielded by Gore*

Gore: Lightsaber Attack!

*He jumps up in the air to slash the helicopter, but is blasted back by a laser*

YY: Help us out, Fusion!

FF: ...

Introbulus: Fusion, you must help us! You're the only one who knows an attack strong enough to penetrate the helicopter!

Lupus: I guess you're out of luck! Fusion is probably too scared to-

*But before he can finish, his helicopter is blasted apart by FF. Lupus climbs out of the wreckage*

Lupus: NO! My helicopter! Take this!

*He launches a cheese ray, but in slow motion, FF leans his head over to the side a little bit, dodging the ray*

Lupus: Cheese Ray!

*FF dodges more cheese rays*

Lupus: C'mon, attack!

*Nothing*

Lupus: Fine, if you won't attack, then I will! Super Cheese Ray of Death!

*He launches a huge yellow ray at FF. It looks like FF is toast, but right before it's about to hit him, he slaps the ray into space like it's nothing, turning the moon into cheese*

Lupus: Fine! Cheese Punch!

*Lupus punches at FF multiple times, who dodges each one*

Lupus: Mega Lupus Blade!

*Lupus pulls out a yellow lightsaber and jumps in the air ready to slash him. Suddenly, FF is gone right before Lupus's eyes*

Lupus: Huh? Where'd he-*is kicked in the face by FF*

*Lupus gets up from an unexpected attack, only to take a punch to the face by FF. He goes flying back. FF walks toward Lupus, only to be blasted into a tree (knocking it down) by...*

Lupus: Dark GORE???

*Lupus notices a one-armed, half faced MDG*

MDG: Yes, it is I, Dark GORE. Lupus, you must leave!

Lupus: Why should I? I finally get an opportunity to kill my first OGer!

MDG: Don't be a fool! You'll be killed! Look at you! Your face is bleeding like ****, and your left arm and some of your ribs are broken!

Lupus: I know CUR4. I can heal myself!

MDG: You won't have time! Let me deal with him!

Lupus: But what about you!

MDG: I will probably be killed, but your life is more important! Now go before-

*Suddenly, a hand reaches out of the fallen tree. Out climbs an unharmed FF*

FF: YOU!!

MDG: GO!!

Lupus: Right! *slowly staggers away*

FF: How do you expect to win, Dark GORE? The left half of your face is gone, and so is your left arm!

MDG: I don't expect to win, but I'll know my master is safe.

FF: Fine, then it's your life for his! *ignites lightsaber*

MDG: I am willing. *turns right arm into a lightsaber arm*

YY: Hey, they're about to go at it!

Jim: Yes, pass the popcorn, Intro!

*There is a series of clashes between MDG and FF. FF kicks MDG in what remains of his face, sending him flying back. MDG gets back up to continue the battle*

FF: Hey, what's that?

MDG: Where?

*FF slices off MDG's half-head and impales him in his metallic chest, killing him instantly. FF notices the reforming ooze*

FF: Not this time!

*FF absorbs the metallic ooze, turning him into...*

BSMD: Metal Final Fusion?

MFF: Yes, BSMD. I am now Metal Final Fusion. Dark GORE is gone, he cannot reform. We must now go find the second artifact. Lupus has escaped, so he will try to interfere again. C'mon!

*So they go to find the second artifact. What danger lies in wait for the unsuspecting OGers? What new powers has FF gained now that he's pure steel? Where has Lupus escaped to? Who the **** is that mysterious cloaked figure? And why am I asking you all these friggen' questions? Find out in Chapter 85*

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 85: "Next Stop" by GORE-ILLA

Lupus meets with Sephnity, Koopa, Dark Jim, and Chaos on some island.

Chaos: I saw the whole thing! Dark GORE is dead?

Mecha-Dark GORE: Of course not.

Sephnity: But Fusion absorbed you!

Mecha-Dark GORE: That was a ploy to make Fusion believe I'm dead and that he was stronger. He had absorbed jello, and is yet unaware that he it actually weakened him.

Koopa: So what's our next plan?

Mecha-Dark GORE: We'll wait at Idej Volcano Mountain for them.

Lupus: Yes! Let's go before Fusion posts about humiliating us again!

*Back in the sock-ship...*

GORE: Let's see...we're at Tar Pit Island in Sector A5. Our next stop should be the Wind Temple in Sector B3.

PL: Alright! Let's go!

To BE Continued...

Episode 86: "I Don't Know What To Name This Really Short Chapter." by Fusion

FF: (Foolish Dark GORE, you are unaware that I, too, sent a decoy to make you think that I was weakened. Soon, I shall settle our little score once and for all.)

*They arrive near the Wind Temple and approach it*

Introbulus: Well, what's the plan?

Jim: This temple is protected by a great force. We must keep our guard up for any booby traps and/or guards!

All but Jim: Right!

*Meanwhile, at Idej Mountain...*

Lupus: Man, it's getting boring. Anyone up for pinball?

TO BE CONTINUED...