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Author: Tim Wogan

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Joanne: **** YOU RINGO!

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Ringo: I shall not tolerate insubordination! Fire 2!

Joanne: Pikachu, I choose you!

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Ringo: Full retreat!

Author: Wim Togan

linkin park appear

Noodles: How much can one learn from love?

African Logan: Only 101% sir!

Shinji: I CAN'T DO IT!! Look up hentai for me.

Keanu: Climb the beanstalk! We must make it before CNN blows up!

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Keanu: Wait! Wrong way! Climb down again!

Ringo: Are you sure?

Richard Branson: Too much money, not much time!

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Author: Tim Wogan

Joanne: Rap Battle now!

Ringo: I've been watching you awhile
Since you walked into my life
Monday morning, when first I heard you speak to me
I was too shy to let you know
Much too scared to let my feelings show
But you shielded me, and that was the beginning

Now at last we can talk in another way
And though I try, "I love you" is just so hard to say
If only I could be strong, and say the words I feel

My beating heart begins to race
When I turn to see your face
I remember that sweet dream which you told to me
I wanted just to be with you
So we could make the dream come true
And you smiled at me, and that was the beginning

Now at last we can talk in another way
And though I try, "I love you" is just so hard to say
If only I could be strong, and say the words I feel

Tell me what you're thinking of
Tell me if you love me now
I had so much I longed to ask you
But now the chance is gone

While your picture fades each day
In my heart the memory stays
Glowing bright, you're always smiling
And I will hold it close

Eminem: Zerg rush her now!

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Joanne: And say the words I feel.

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John Lennon: Not on my shift, *****!

Joanne: Ye shall be as gods.

Ivan Fyodorovich Karamazov: STFU

Author: Wim Togan

Eve: I have something to tell you Adam. I'm a lesbian. I never loved you.

Keanu: Get out before it blows!

Fleet of Shoes: Your only hope is to emulate Ocarina of Time!

Linguist: I'm a man of constant sorrow.

Captain Planet: I can save you, but it'll cost you six hundred Mars bar tazos.

Napoleon Bonaparte: Any 1 wanna have xxx

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Author: Tim Wogan

Bob Dole: Wozby, we must make it to Mt. Kilamanjaro before it is too late!

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Wozby: Align the Catholic priests of 9/11!

- HIEL

*Bob Dole and Wozby climb to the top where they meet the Pope*

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The Pope: Return the blade...complete the circle..release me from this prison!

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Wozby: NOOOOOOOO! *breaks the Frozen Throne apart with a dvd*

Ner'zhul: Now...we are ONE!

*Nelson Mandela and the Swiss army appear with Joanne*

Nelson Mandela: Not so fast, ******!

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Author: Wim Togan

Ringo: It's a world crisis, Keanu.

Keanu: I know. But I have to get HYPER MAGAZINE OR MY PANTS WILL FALL DOWN.

Dodo: I'm not extinct. It's just racism.

Cave Man: I've copped a lot of flak, Paul, but I think I'll manage.

Paul: Hey hey I'm the Monkees.

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Exdethka Zeroth Paramarland Necrin Darkmecia: I'm so tired of being here.
Suppressed by all my childhood fears.
And if you have to leave,
I wish that you would just leave.
Cause your presence still lingers here,
and it won't leave me alone.
These wounds won't seem to heal,
this pain is just too real,
there's just too much that time cannot erase.
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears,
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears.
I held your hand through all of these years.
But you still have...
All of me.
You used to captivate me by your resonating mind,
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind.
Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams
Your voice has chased away all the sanity in me.
These wounds won't seem to heal,
this pain is just too real,
there's just too much that time cannot erase.
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears,
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears.
I held your hand through all of these years.
But you still have...
All of me.
I tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone.
But though you're still with me,
I've been alone all along.
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears,
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears.
I held your hand through all of these years.
But you still have...
All of me.

Keanu: You're fun stops here!

Exdethka Zeroth Paramarland Necrin Darkmecia: FUN? BUT I NEVER GOT FUN, REFUND PLZ

Ringo: RPG BATTLE!

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Exdethka: You may have won this time, but not THIS TIME!!!

Keanu: Take this, you bastard!

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Exdethka: NOOOO IM MELTING

Keanu: Looks like we saved the day again.

Ringo: Yes, but I think I left the stove on.

Narrator: And so ends another exciting chapter in the Ringo and Keanu legacy. The moral of this story is -

THE END

Author: Yoshiyami

*Yami Yoshi’s Hummingbird zooms into the incoming swarm of Skull Orbs*

Yami Yoshi: Take this!

*Yami Yoshi fires a pair of green lasers from the Hummingbird’s twin cannons. The lasers blast through several Skull Orbs and clear a small path through the swarm. Yami Yoshi swerves through the sea of skulls towards the Apocalypse as red lasers rain upon the Hummingbird’s hull*

Yami Yoshi: Whoa…the Apocalypse is HUGE! The garbage chute must be at the end…

*Yami Yoshi turns the Hummingbird flies adjacent to the massive battleship. Hundreds of laser cannons and gun turrets emerge from hatches on the surface and bombard the ship with more red lasers*

Yami Yoshi: Time to bomb ‘em!

*Yami Yoshi fires another bomb at the Apocalypse’s hull. A red translucent force field materializes for a split second and absorbs the bomb*

Yami Yoshi: What the hell…they have some sort of force field!

BOOM!

*One Skull Orb kamikazes into the Hummingbird and shakes the hull. Yami Yoshi looks into the rear-view mirror and sees the swarm of Skull Orbs in hot pursuit*

Yami Yoshi: Crap…I almost forgot about them…bomb time!

*Yami Yoshi releases another bomb and the fiery explosion obliterates the swarm of skull orbs*

Yami Yoshi: Yes!

*Suddenly, another swarm of Skull Orbs shoot down from above Yami Yoshi and barricade the passageway*

Yami Yoshi: Whoa!

*Yami Yoshi tilts the Hummingbird sideways and squeezes through the cascading army of Skull Orbs*

Yami Yoshi: Time for another bomb!

*Yami Yoshi presses the orange button. Nothing happens.*

Voice: Your bomb supply is depleted.

Yami Yoshi: What the hell?! Only three bombs?! I’m gonna kill PL-0TT…assuming I’m not killed first…

Meanwhile on Earth…

*PL-0TT watches as a Japanese Fighter drops a giant pretzel on the White House*

PL-0TT: What the hell?! What is this?!

To Be Continued…

Author: Introbulus

(Back inside..)

Jimtrobulus: GAAAAAAHHH!!! Gotta hide! Gotta hide!

Gamechamp: Hey Jimtro, what's...

Jimtrobulus: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!

Gamechamp: -_-...ooooohhhkkkaaaayyyyy...I guess things did NOT work out with your fight against Akujin...

Jimtrobulus: He's changed! He's evolved into a greater evil! I don't know if I even stand a chance anymore!

Gamechamp: Great, I leave you alone for one minute and look what happens...(sigh...) I should take place in these final boss battles more often...they'd go a lot smoother...

Author: Yoshiyami

Emperor Akujin watches as Jimtrobulus scurries down the corridor and disappears into the darkness. The crimson aura surrounding Akujin’s demon body vanishes and reverts back to its normal form.

Akujin: Impressive. Only once in all my years have I been forced to transform into my demon form. Perhaps I have underestimated these “OGers”…However, they will all be killed eventually by the hands of the MPVP… *ringing noise* what is this?

Akujin pulls out tiny disk-shaped object from his black robe pocket. A hologram of a black demon military official materializes on the flat surface.

Akujin: Commander Hades?

Hades: Emperor Akujin! An armada of seven starships are attempting to breach the Apocalypse hull!

Akujin: Have you identified the invaders?

Hades: Yes, sensors indicate that they are the “OGers”. Aeroskull has summoned his army of Skull Orbs to bring them down.

Akujin: Excellent…it’s only a matter of time before they’re all killed…heh heh heh.

Author: Golem

Akujin: Begin the countdown, Hades. I merely have to stall these OGers long enough, and everything that defends light will be gone from this ship...

~From the same darkness that Jimtrobulus ran into emerges Black.~

Black: Akujin!!

Red: Black...!

~Black runs up to Akujin, swords in hand. Akujin blocks two swings at the same time with one hand for each sword.

Elsewhere, Brooser swerves through the skull orbs while above the Apocalypse. Soon, several orbs gang up on him, and while avoiding one, the others shoot him at the same time in the jets. Brooser tries to guide the hummingbird as best he can, but that Apocalypse just keeps getting bigger and bigger, so he scans for an eject button. In a desperate attempt, he fires his bombs. The bombs form a decent-sized hole into the cockpit of the Apocalpyse. He kicks open the door, then jumps seven yards or so down into the cockpit.

Everyone in the cockpit was either blown up or seriously injured and knocked unconscious, so Brooser has the cockpit to himself. He grabs a map from the wall and rushes towards the hypercube, hoping he remembered correctly and that was where PL-0TT said to go.

Minutes later, Brooser hears a giant ruckus, and peeks his head around the corner. Black and Akujin battle before him. They are at a stalemate, with Black holding his swords at Akujin's hands.~

Akujin: You know this won't end well for you!

~Black takes his swords back and lunges at Akujin.~

Black: That's what I was about to say to you!

~Akujin jumps up and kicks Black in the face.~

Brooser: Which side am I on...?

Red: The... ugh... the guy who just kicked that robot... is Akujin...

Brooser: Gotcha, thanks!

~Brooser hops into the brawl by whipping Akujin with his tail. Black follows up by slicing his sword at that same spot.

Meanwhile, Jimtro comes out of hiding.~

Jim: ~thinking~ I think we did slow him down!

Intro: ~thinking~ Let's go help!

~Jimtro rushes up as Akujin punches both Brooser and Black at the same time. They both fall back, but Black gets back up immediately, one sword overhead and one sword under. Jimtro takes advantage of the power of this metallic thrust and lands a punch straight into Akujin's stomach, which is directly imbetween Blacks' two swords. Akujin dodges the swords, though, and soon chops Jimtro's arm so that Jimtro falls before him. Brooser takes advantage of this to bite Akujin's forearm. Akujin reels back with genuine pain, and Black jumps into a twirling move, both swords horizontal and held out as far as possible. Akujin's torso is cut straight through the stomach area, though he does not lose balance, while the middle front of Jimtro's cloak is slashed severely and Brooser's upper arms suffer a critical slash from Black's move. Akujin falls to the ground and melts.~

Jimtro: ~whole cloak shakes~ Alright...! Ugh...

Brooser: ~whole body shakes~ Watch what you're doing, IDIOT!! ~drops to knees~

Red: That's... that's not Black...

~Akujin re-forms and "Black" falls to the ground, lifeless.~

Akujin: Yes, he is. He's also very easy to puppet. The countdown gets ever closer to its end and four of you are out of commission. And yes, I would like to bet on that, Brooser; your arms are useless without their muscles.

~Akujin walks down the hall and stops before being out of sight of the others. He pulls open a door labelled "garbage chute," and looks back towards the heap of good guys.~

Author: GORE-ILLA

*GORE-ILLA flies through the field of Skull Pods, using da Force to dodge as many lasers as possible. He was approaching the side of the Apocalypse and immediately dove towards it at full speed. The Skull Pods, believing that GORE's ship would be smeared against the side of the ship and that its explosion would propel them to safety, continued to follow him at maximum velocity. GORE, however, flew to the side at the last moment and watched as the entire squad crashed into the side of the ship and exploded. Another squad immediately emerged to callange him.*

GORE: Crap, where does the MPVP get all these guys from?

*GORE quickly jets away along the side of the ship until he sees the garbage chite approaching.*

GORE: Yes! Home free!

*GORE then flies toward the chute, but it automatically closes as GORE's ship slams into it and explodes.*

To Be Continued...

Author: Yoshiyami

*Yami Yoshi’s Hummingbird soars through space as the swarm of Skull Orbs close in on him and fire a barrage of red lasers*

Yami Yoshi: Crap…half of my shield has already been depleted and I’m out of bombs…I have to find a way to shake these guys off…wait a second…

*Yami Yoshi wedges his arm beneath the pilot seat and pulls open a tiny door labeled “BOMB HATCH”*

Yami Yoshi: I have an idea…Dark Omelet!

*Yami Yoshi sets several hundred Dark Eggs into the small hole before closing the hatch*

Yami Yoshi: This better work…

*Sweating, Yami Yoshi pressing the bomb button. The Dark Egg bombardment detonates and creates a magnificent display of fireworks, which incinerates the entire army*

Yami Yoshi: YES!!!

*Yami Yoshi steers the Hummingbird towards the garbage chute…*

The Apocalypse landing Bay…

Commander Hades: Your Skull Orb army is being defeated, Aeroskull. You better do something before they breach the hull…

*An enormous white skull surrounded by a bluish fire aura materializes on the landing bay*

Aeroskull: All right then…I’ll take care of the fleas myself. Not even their puny little ships will be able to stand up against my deadly deific power!

Author: GORE-ILLA

*GORE leaps up from the garbage chute and uppercuts Akujin. Akujin stumbles back in surprise, but is otherwise unharmed.*

Akujin: How are you still alive? I could've sworn that your ship smashed into the garbage chute as I sealed it!

GORE: I survived the explosion without a scratch and the explosion propelled me into the ship do to the postion I was in during the tim eof the crash.

Akujin: That is the cheapest, godmodding excuse I've ever heard. Then again, there's still Fusion's and BSD's...

GORE: Enough of this!

*GORE once again gets in a surprise punch against Akujin, who shrugs off the attack and batters GORE with a ferocious barrage of attacks. By the end, GORE lies crippled on the floor.*

GORE: Scratch that plan! (passes out)

Akujin: Who's next?