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Kester was a young lad born in Scranton PENNSYLVANIA, and was the youngest of 3 siblings. He also weighed the most at birth. Kester's early years were spent playing hockey, were he he eventually had to retire in 1998 due to multiple concussions. Kester has accomplished many things since then, including, but not limited too: | Kester was a young lad born in Scranton PENNSYLVANIA, and was the youngest of 3 siblings. He also weighed the most at birth. Kester's early years were spent playing hockey, were he he eventually had to retire in 1998 due to multiple concussions. Kester has accomplished many things since then, including, but not limited too: | ||
| − | <br> | + | <br> Met Al Gore. |
| − | <br> | + | <br> Met Stirling Barr. |
| − | <br> | + | <br> Met Sterling Marlin. |
| − | <br> | + | <br> Met Tee Jay the DJ. |
| − | <br>Appeared on Newswatch 16 twice. | + | <br> Saw David Pingalore. |
| − | <br>Appeared on an international level by being on the jumbotron when he won the Taco Bell Cuopons at the Binghamton Senators hockey game, during the Hockey Trivia. | + | <br> Appeared on Newswatch 16 twice. |
| − | <br> | + | <br> Appeared on an international level by being on the jumbotron when he won the Taco Bell Cuopons at the Binghamton Senators hockey game, during the Hockey Trivia. |
| − | <br>Won a jellybean contest. | + | <br> Headwriter(formerly co-writer) of the extremely successful Hockey Adventures Series. |
| − | <br>Former 7th Grade Geography Bee Champion | + | <br> Won a jellybean contest. |
| − | <br>Successful CD, self-titled as "Strange Chris" | + | <br> Former 7th Grade Geography Bee Champion |
| − | <br>Amazing actor. | + | <br> Successful CD, self-titled as "Strange Chris" |
| − | <br>Amazing singer. (Note: Not a | + | <br> Amazing actor. |
| − | <br>Amazing dancer. (Note: Not a | + | <br> Amazing singer. (Note: Not a proven fact) |
| − | <br>Ate 5 pizzas once. | + | <br> Amazing dancer. (Note: Not a proven fact) |
| − | <br>Undefeated in Internet Wars, has since become a retired General. | + | <br> Ate 5 pizzas once. |
| − | <br>Found every username and password in school computers via hacking (Note: Hacking means looking in the C drive and clicking on random files) | + | <br> Undefeated in Internet Wars, has since become a retired General. |
| − | <br>Voted as "King Of Hearts" on Valentines day in second grade. | + | <br> Found every username and password in school computers via hacking. (Note: Hacking means looking in the C drive and clicking on random files) |
| − | + | <br> Voted as "King Of Hearts" on Valentines day in second grade. | |
| − | + | <br> Appeared on the Conan O'Brien show. | |
| + | <br> Has a radio show, called "Live With Chris And Ian" (Note: Live as in "It's alive!" Not Live as in "I am living here") | ||
| + | <br> Member of his Grade 11 Tug Of War Team. | ||
| + | <br> One and only Volleyball God. | ||
| + | <br> Best Rookie OG Writer winner. | ||
| + | <br> Best OG Writer winner. | ||
| + | <br> Won the role of "Macbeth" in "Macbeth" | ||
| + | <br> Caught the elusive brass ring at Knoebels multiple times. | ||
| + | <br> Shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of Abraham Lincoln. | ||
| + | <br> Academy Award winner. | ||
| + | <br> Best Criminology Student | ||
| + | <br> Saw Vince McMahon fake his death in Wilkes-Barre. | ||
| + | <br> Been attacked by a dinosaur. | ||
| + | <br> Promotes the awareness of the Flying Giraffe. | ||
| + | <br> Has been interviewed by Barbara Walters on being attacked by a Giant 6 Foot Tall Owl. | ||
| + | <br> One of the most amazing magicians in the world. | ||
| + | <br> Starred in the movie Waspman. | ||
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Norwegian Yah (11:28:41 PM): and I'm on the site now<br> | Norwegian Yah (11:28:41 PM): and I'm on the site now<br> | ||
Norwegian Yah (11:28:45 PM): with ice cream | Norwegian Yah (11:28:45 PM): with ice cream | ||
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Latest revision as of 11:56, 27 November 2007
Kester was a young lad born in Scranton PENNSYLVANIA, and was the youngest of 3 siblings. He also weighed the most at birth. Kester's early years were spent playing hockey, were he he eventually had to retire in 1998 due to multiple concussions. Kester has accomplished many things since then, including, but not limited too:
Met Al Gore.
Met Stirling Barr.
Met Sterling Marlin.
Met Tee Jay the DJ.
Saw David Pingalore.
Appeared on Newswatch 16 twice.
Appeared on an international level by being on the jumbotron when he won the Taco Bell Cuopons at the Binghamton Senators hockey game, during the Hockey Trivia.
Headwriter(formerly co-writer) of the extremely successful Hockey Adventures Series.
Won a jellybean contest.
Former 7th Grade Geography Bee Champion
Successful CD, self-titled as "Strange Chris"
Amazing actor.
Amazing singer. (Note: Not a proven fact)
Amazing dancer. (Note: Not a proven fact)
Ate 5 pizzas once.
Undefeated in Internet Wars, has since become a retired General.
Found every username and password in school computers via hacking. (Note: Hacking means looking in the C drive and clicking on random files)
Voted as "King Of Hearts" on Valentines day in second grade.
Appeared on the Conan O'Brien show.
Has a radio show, called "Live With Chris And Ian" (Note: Live as in "It's alive!" Not Live as in "I am living here")
Member of his Grade 11 Tug Of War Team.
One and only Volleyball God.
Best Rookie OG Writer winner.
Best OG Writer winner.
Won the role of "Macbeth" in "Macbeth"
Caught the elusive brass ring at Knoebels multiple times.
Shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of Abraham Lincoln.
Academy Award winner.
Best Criminology Student
Saw Vince McMahon fake his death in Wilkes-Barre.
Been attacked by a dinosaur.
Promotes the awareness of the Flying Giraffe.
Has been interviewed by Barbara Walters on being attacked by a Giant 6 Foot Tall Owl.
One of the most amazing magicians in the world.
Starred in the movie Waspman.
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Norwegian Yah (11:28:45 PM): with ice cream