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S is short for S-Cargo, S-Cargo's author character.

Author: Golem

Narrator: Last time, everyone had turned over to the mysterious sillouette's power. The only ones left unaffected was Bomberman and MagiKoopa!
BM: Woah... notice that the stories are getting as short as the OG Squad stories now.

Magi:~nods~ Mmm-hmm! Now, according to the script...

BM: ...we should be turnin' good.

Magi and BM: GOOD?!?!

James: Look at it this way; if no one's good, then there's no one to bombard! (pun strongly intended)

Magi: That was a pun?

BM: C'mon, we've gotta get to work soon!

Author: Yoshiman

Bad! oh, Goody! Bad bad bad bad bad bad! (YM takes over Cincinati)

MK: Hey! That was mine- I mean ours!

YM: Face it! I'm bad! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Author: Nintenfreak

NF: God won't let me go bad

Author: Golem

Magi: Woah, what was that?

BM: C'mon, let's get ta work!

Author: Flutter

Flutter: Golem? Golem? Where did they go?

Meowth: Hi I'm good.

Flutter: I don't beleve you.

BM: You can trust us.

Flutter: Yeah but where is Golem?

Author: Sapphire

Saph: I am neutral!

Narrator: Give it up already!

CM: If she was technically neutral, the trick really wouldn't have affect.

Narractor: Meaning she could turn against anyone.

Golem: Hm, I wonder what it's like to be bad...

YM: You take over cities!

Mr P: Evil is good!

Saph: Bad, bad, pun... I'm gonna find me a sub and - wait! They still have my pikachu!

Golem: Give me a break!

Narrator: Figuratively I hope...

Author: S-Cargo

S: Wait a second!

*Pause*

All: *turn to look at him* Yeah?

S: *squirms* Um... doesn't the silhouette work for me and Sgt. Flutter?...

[?]: Flutter didn't tell you? I quit yesterday! AHAHA!

S: *to Flutter* So... you just let an immensely powerful silhouette from another dimension set up in the villain business on his own?

Censor Man: "S- Cargo gives the camera a sad-eyed look." *pause* Hey! Stop that!

Flutter: Well, I didn't know this would happen.

Saph: Oh, well that's a surprise...

[?]: Enough squabbling - I didn't just assemble a small private army of corrupted author characters for fun you know. *grand voice* Now... Now it is time to reveal my plan!

Yoshiman: *blinks* There's a plan beyond taking over Cincinnati?

Author: MagiKoopa

MagiKoopa & Bomberman: um... okay. we're gonna slowly back away from--
MagiKoopa and Bomberman trip on a large rock!

um...

and fall down backwards!

into a bottomless pit!

MagiKoopa & Bomberman: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap! crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!...

Author: Mega Man X

James: Elsewhere...

X: Ok, so all we know is that someone has everyone tied up and are going to do very bad things to them. That means we have to save them.

Vectorman: Do we have to?

X: Yes. Now, roll call!

Sonic: Roll call?

X: To see if everyone is here. As i was saying, roll call! Go by ABC's.

Knuckles: Here.

Maro: I'm-a here-ra!

X: Oh yeah, i forgot Mario is still with us.

Sonic: Here.

Tails: Here.

Vectorman: Here.

X: Well sure i'm here! I'm the one who wanted the roll call!

Narrator: Eveyone waits for Zero to say "Here", but they hear nothing.

X: Where is Zero?

CM: Zero walks out from a tea shop with a big keg of tea.

Sonic: What were you doing?

Zero: I had to get more tea!

James: Zero starts puting the tea in.....THE GAS TANK OF THE MACH 5!?!?!? ARE YOU INSAIN!?

Zero: No, this isn't the gas tank, this is he tea tank.

X: You put in a tea tank!?

Zero: Yeah, i got tired of haveing to stop every 100 miles to get more tea.

X: What else did you guys put in the Mach 5?

Knuckles: *Watching TV in the Mach 5* Hey, can you keep it down!? I'm tryin' to watch TV!

X: You even put in a TV!? Do you know how much this junk will slow down the Mach 5!

Knuckles: Um.....Simpsons are on!

X: Oh goodie!

Narrator: 30 Minutes later...

X: Hahahahaha!!! God i love The Simpsons!

Tails: Yeah! That was great! Hey, shoudn't we be doing something?

X: Oh yea, gotta save those guys. Everybody, into the Mach 5!

Sonic: We're already in the Mach 5. We were watching The Simosons, remember?

X: Right. Hang on!

CM: X hits the gas and they start zooming on the streets at 150MPH! Soon, they crash though a wall, and on the other side of that wall are the tied up Party Goers and [?]!

Sapphire: I'm not a Party Goer!

Narrator: Drop it already!

X: We've come to save you all!

[?} No! I won't let you!

James: X, Vectorman, Zero, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles get out their guns. [?] is scared very much by this.

[?]: Oh...oh yeah!? Well...take this! SCARY SHADOW THING-IES!

Narrator: [?] starts to make scary shadow thing-ies on the wall. How week.

Knuckles: Oh, we're so scared. Let us run now. Aaaahhhhh.

[?]: You didn't put much feeling into that scream because you guys aren't scared huh?

Replaforce: Nope.

[?]: Darn!

Vectorman: Don't worry guys, we'll have you out of here in no time!

Golem: No! Not yet! We can't be saved right now. Go somewhere else till i call for you guys.

X: Really? Oh, all right then. Here, take this. It's a button, press it when you need us and we'll be here in no time!

Golem: Ok, bye!

X: Bye. Come on, i think we left Mario behind. Who knows what he's gotten into now!

CM: Reaplaforce leave in the Mach 5.

[?]: Are they gone now?

Golem: Yes.

[?]: Good, now i can do all that bad and scary stuff i was telling you about! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

S-Cargo: Way to go Golem! Now no-one can save us!

Golem: Don't worry, there's sill someone!

James: This looks like as good a time as any to check back with MagiKoopa and Bomberman.

MagiKoopa, Bomberman: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP crap crap crap crap......

Author: Flutter

Magi & BM: Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap...
Flutter: You could apply that to the Meow Mix Song and Be Famous.

Magi & BM: Really? *runs off*

Author: Sapphire

Saph: .....

Narrator: I think she's actually speechless!

Saph: Quiet!

Author: Golem

Narrator: The crew gang up on Sgt. Flutter SMRPG-style.
Golem: Why do we need someone to save us? Aren't we all for the greater good of the master?

Rhyk: Yes, Flutter! Why haven't you joined us?

YM: It will be quite enjoyable.

CM: "Everyone gets an evil look in their eye."

Mr.P.: Still won't come? We can fix that...

Saph: ..very...

Golem: ...easily.

All o' [?]'s servants: HEYYYYYYYYYYAAA!

Narrator: They jump in close to the Serge... very tightly.

Y64: You're a koopa! Wanna know what I do to koopas?

GULP!

James: Sgt. Flutter is now trapped in one of Yoshi64's eggs! What could this do? Now on to...

Magi: Look! A cliff edge! HANG ONTO IT!

BM: Got it!

Narrator: Bomberman catches the edge, but MagiKoopa misses! Could he use his magic?

Author: S-Cargo

Narrator: Er - we'll find out later! Back behind [?]'s curtain...
Flutter: *muffled* Help!

Y64: Har, har, har!

Golem: Gwahahateehee! Feeling a little more evil now, Flutter?

Flutter: Fine, I'll join you. Um... hail the evil power of the mighty silhouette!

Saph: Yeah! I knew you wouldn't be able to resist! Okay Y64, let him out.

*Pause*

Y64: Sorry?

CM: "Everyone falls over." Ouch.

S: What now?

[?]: *head in hands* I can't proceed with the evil plan when my horde is at less than full strength, so now you'd better GET HIM OUT OF THAT EGG!

Flutter: *muffled* Help!

S: Knife? Or spoon?

Author: Yoshiman

What?

Author: MagiKoopa

MagiKoopa creates an energy lasso and grabs on to Bomberman's foot. Bomberman: Well? Climb up, already!

MagiKoopa: She won.

Bomberman: Eh?

MagiKoopa: No matter how hard we try, Sapphire's gonna keep stealing the flying sub back.

James: Almost as if it were an obsession of some sort!

Bomberman: So?

MagiKoopa: Don't you get it? The story's portraying us as good guys! Meowth, Hyper Mecha Sonic, etc. are nowhere to be seen! Team Rocket has lost.

Bomberman: We could at least try to fill her with guilt.

MagiKoopa: Or... we could get a spinoff! Yes! I can see it now! The Adventures of Team Rocket Omega!

Bomberman: Or we could do.... both!

MagiKoopa: Yes, its a shame somebody has our sub plans. otherwise, we could summon a new one from scratch to save us from an untimely spinoff!--- untimely death!

Bomberman: oh, no! I can't hold on much longer! [grip is loosening]

MagiKoopa: Looks like this is it! (fame, here we come!)

James: They couldn't possibly drop out of the story this suddenly, could they??

Author: Golem

Magi and BM~looking at camera~: YES WE CAN!!!
James: U.U Hmmm. You guys are too busy for even a small story like (Fill in Interestin' Title). It's a shame, what will your future employers think?

Magi: That we couldn't work with such dolts.

James: No. They'll think you're a TOTAL and COMPLETE FAILURE!!!

BM: O_o Ow! Say that quieter next time.

Magi: He's... he's right!

BM: No! DON'T TRUST HIM!

Magi: You've got to admit it.

BM: Not this! Anythin'! NOOOOOO!

James: The pit ends, and MagiKoopa and Bomberman land hard.

Magi: Why are we alive?

BM: Uhhhh, there's more important worries...

Narrator: They seem to have landed in the middle of the Mysterious Silouette's band!

[?]: Now hand over that wand, nice and easy.

Magi: >: O NO WAY!

Y64: Don't make me...

BM: Okayokayokay!

CM: "Bomberman takes MagiKoopa's wand and throws it. It bounces off of the wall first, creating a Koopa." Ooh, this is good!

Koopa: Someone call?

Magi: Hey, what color are ya?

Koopa: Yellow!

Magi: Good!

[?]: Why's th-the grou-ound sh-sh-shak-kin'?

Saph: Th-that-t ka-koop-pa took-ook ou-out a pei-eice of th-the stru-uctu-ure!

Mr.P.: Th-the f-floor's g-gonna b-brea-eak ap-apart, and w-we'll l-lan-and in a c-cave!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Everyone spirals down into a tall, dark, and gruesome cave.

Mr.P.: Told ya.

[?]: Where's the wand?

~camera wizzes over to Magi~

Magi: ~twirling his wand and then "blowing it out"~ None other than yours truly!

[?]: ARRGH!!!!!! GET THEM!

James~munchin' on popcorn~: They hop into a battle. This oughta be good!

BM: Fright Bomb!

CM: "Bomberman tosses a Fright Bomb at Golem, making him even weaker, and causing a lot of damage."

Golem: Aaah!

[?]: What is it?

Golem: My scarf is ripped!

[?]: Then sow it!

Narrator: Golem is out of the battle, unless someone on the Sillouette's party uses "Once Again".

Y64: Hmmph! I'll teach you!
EGG BARRAGE!

James: Yoshi64 hurls eggs at MagiKoopa.

Magi: OOV!
Oh, I'll get you guys!
WAND WONDERS!

CM: "The attack hits Sapphire and Yoshi64. It does minimal damage."