Timnis

The only documented proof of Timnis's existence

Timnis was a twelve-year old boy who enjoyed food, comic book collecting, skateboarding, Streetball and Vans sneakers but disliked humidity, pumpkin seeds and dirt. It is unknown if he ever aged. Timnis's accomplices were a talking Skateboard and a Goomba named Goomba. After many years of being MIA, he resurfaced as the odd job man of Director.

Background

Nintendo Fans OGs

Timnis first appeared in Super Mario Fanventure 64, where he was pulled into the Mario world by the Narrator, because the Fanvers needed his Goomba for something. He proceeded to join them in their journey. Later on, Timnis was a part of the Sonic the Hedgehog Fanventure OG. He played Knuckles' part, getting the Rad Red upgrade to grow dreadlocks and two claw-knuckles on each hand, accompanied by increased strength.

Timnis has since given up skateboarding, but his Skateboard refuses to be forgotten and continues to follow Timnis.

Other Appearances

Timnis's almost-only Gamehikre OG appearance is Party Goers Heroes: Romantic Ideals, where he went off in search of the Party Planet with his Skateboard and Goomba.

Within the Gamehiker High University universe, he shows up in Gamehiker High University 3: Finales Finale?! where is from some kinda parallel world or something weird but it was a dream so forget it ever happened. Timnis is also one of the stongest supporting characters of Wariofan Mind Control OG due to the vital roles he plays in the gamehike chats. Along the way Timnis must face the secrets of his tragic past and redeem his family's honor as well as their gift certificates. He displays amazing powers not even deemed possible in any canon, as exhibited in the below quotes.

Quotes

Timnis: *turns his head to the guards* Shizzle my nizzle, sons!

*The two guards fuckin' explode and their organs go everywhere*
-Wariofan Mind Control OG

Timnis's Life So Far

*Close-up of Timnis's eyes looking intense.*

Timnis: I don't ride skateboards and scooters. Not ever.

*Flashback: Timnis rides his skateboard through the streets.*

Timnis: This is wiggin' out, man!

*Then, an explosion. End flashback.*
-Wariofan Mind Control OG

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Timnis: I don't eat breakfast. (zoom in on his eyes) Not ever.

*Flashback: Timnis walks into his home and finds the walls covered in syrup. He drops to his knees and begins screaming.*

Timnis: NO, NOT MY FAMILY! YOU MONSTERS!
-Based on a true story, Wariofan Mind Control OG

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Masamune: *looks up* Timnis?

Timnis: No. I don't go by that name anymore. (super close up of his pupils) Not ever.

~Flashback to Timnis walking into his birthday. Everyone jumps out behind couches

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMNIS!!!

~end flashback~

Masamune: ... so what do I call you then?

Timnis: You can call me Timnis.

Masamune: But-

Timnis: *taps ad* WARIOFANNING.
-WarioFan Mind Control OG 2: The WarioFanning

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Fred Willard: Let's just play this by ear, boys. What do we--

Timnis: No. I don't play things by ear anymore. (super zoom out of the dining room) Not ever.

~Flashback to--~

Masa: Wait wait. What was that?

Timnis: What?

Masa: That zoom out. You're supposed to close in.

Timnis: No. I don't close in anymore. (super zoom out of the dining room) Not ever.

~Flashback to Timnis being offered a chili dog.~

Timnis: No. I don't eat chili dogs anymore. (super close up of his pupils) Not ever.

~Timnis's pupils begin to pulsate and take on the shape of an elegantly dressed man and woman. They waltz around his eyeballs until a red curtain is drawn over them. Zoom back out to show that the red curtain was actually blood, which is shooting out of Timnis's eyes while he rolls on the ground screaming.

~End flashback.~

Masa: Okay.
-WarioFan Mind Control OG 2: The WarioFanning

Trivia

GORE ILLA 117 (5:46:03 PM): ALWUWUEUWE
VCR Channel (5:47:57 PM) has entered the room.
GORE ILLA 117 (5:48:33 PM): My Timnis call worked
-The Timnis Call

See Also

• Tomnis, his Anti-Space counterpart