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==Episode 22: "Wait a darn minute!" by Black Skull Dragoshi==
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At SM's house..........
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BSD:WAIT A DARN MINUTE!
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SM:What?
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BSD:WEe need to help GORE on his quest that's what!
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SM:Oh.
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BSD<nowiki>*</nowiki>On communicator<nowiki>*</nowiki>:GORE you nimrod! You forgot us! Tell PL to warp SM and I here!
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GORE<nowiki>*</nowiki>to PL<nowiki>*</nowiki>:Warp BSD and SM here.
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PL:Okay.
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PL warps BSD and SM into the sock-shaped ship.
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BSD:What kind of ship is this?
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Ed:a sock-shaped ship.
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BSD:<nowiki>*</nowiki>drinks water and spits it out<nowiki>*</nowiki>What!!!!!????
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Fred:Great,I'm covered in dragon spit.
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SM:Well that was unexpected.
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Outside the computer.........
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Reader:Meh,that was a strange post.
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TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!
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==Episode 23: "Foreshadowing? Or too much pineapple?" by Introbulus==
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Introbulus: Hmmm, that's odd.
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Jim: A lot of things are odd around here.
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Introbulus: Er, right. What I meant was, I've been all across countless universes, sensing the strongest, weakest, most pointless, and strangest power sources you could ever imagine! But this particular power source...it's not like anything I've ever sensed before!
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Jim: Yeah, that's because we've never been here before!
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Introbulus: That's not the part that puzzles me, though. What's odd about it is, I feel like I've sensed this power before...
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Jim: It's probably from eating all of those pineapples before getting on board. I TOLD you you should'nt eat before getting into something sock-shaped!
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Introbulus: Well, if you say so...hey, where's Phil?
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Jim: Outside.
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Introbulus: <b>OUTSIDE!?!</b>
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Jim: Yeah, he's immune to the affects of evil lava, didn't you know that? He's having a wonderful swim!
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Phil: Soon I shall destroy the world! Bwahahahaha!!!!
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Introbuolus: I'm never going to understand that Gnomian...
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==Episode 24: "Sixth Sense Gone" by Golem==
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Fusion: Get in here, Phil!
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Jim: Why?
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Fusion: The evil's getting closer!
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Introbulus: No it isn't!
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Jim: I can't sense anything clearly!
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Yami: It's all of this "evil" lava!
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GC: Green, can you see if anything is around?
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Green: ~looking down at radar~ Nothing, boss! Just like the stationwagon, this won't work in the environment created by this "evil" lava!
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Introbulus: Then you'd be malfunctioning right about now, wouldn't you?
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~GORE looks to the Robot Team. An OG Vet or two stands by each member.~
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GORE: That is weird, isn't it...!
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Meanwhile, in the lava is the Swimming Monkey...
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EVIL Scientist Dude: ~looking at radar~ Ah! We're right below them!
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Bullwinkle: Great! Just one torpedo, and they're gone!
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Mousse: Hold it, mon!
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EVIL Scientist Dude: We can't use weaponry under the lava! So...
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MDG: Ram them!
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~The Swimming Monkey races up towards the floating sock.~
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==Episode 25: "Robot Versus Monkey" by GORE-ILLA==
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Elsewhere, the cramped, sock-shaped ship is now even more cramped with BSD and Swordmaster on board.<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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GORE: <nowiki>*</nowiki>reading a map<nowiki>*</nowiki> This journey will take some time. I'll try to find the quickest route on my map.
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Suddenly, the ship shakes violently.<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Yami Yoshi: What the Hell?
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Pharoah: Something hit us!
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Gamechamp: But I don't see anything!
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Jim: Unless... it came from below?
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>The Swimming Monkey surfaces. Mecha-Dark GORE emerges.<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Mecha-Dark GORE: Alright! Team Monkey - assemble!
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Mousse: I'm Mousse , man! I might not know karate, but I know ca-razy!
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Ol' Bessie: Moo!
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Bullwinkle: I'm Bullwinkle. I like cigerattes and cheese.
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Diskun: I'm Diskun. I don't have any witty catchphrases.
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EVIL Scientist Dude: I am EVIL!!! Mwahahhahaaaaa!!
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Team Monkey: And together, we are Team Monkey!
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Gamechamp: Oh yeah? I'm better then you without Sephnito's power! Roll call!
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GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!
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YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!
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BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!
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BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!
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GC:And I am Red!The leader of the Robot team!I have every power in the universe!Just call me Gamechamp!
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ALL:And we are the robot team!!!
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Mecha-Dark GORE: Pathetic roll call!
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Gamechamp: You shouldn't talk!
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GORE: Gamechamp, you and your Robot Team should take on Dark GORE's minions. But leave Dark GORE to me.
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Gamechamp: Oh, alright! But as long as I prove my team's superiority! Robot Team, to battle!
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To Be Continued...
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==Episode 26: "Mecha-Dark GORE's Revenge" by Fred==
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(WARNING: HUMOUNGOUS FIGHT SCENE AHEAD)
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Gamechamp: Hey, wait, I thought we were on top of the mountain and were planning something!
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GORE: Bear with me here.
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YY: Um, what's going on?
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Pharoh: I don't understand why we aren't doing anything.
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GORE: Look, that can all be explained, but I'd rather have the quthor describe my one-on-one battle with Mecha-Dark GORE.
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Introblulus: Won't he um, clobber you?
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Jim: This REALLY sucks.
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Mecha-Dark GORE: Alright, GORE, come up onto the flying Monkey so I can trash you!
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GORE: This time it's going to be different. I've bought Five-Star binders.
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(GORE leaps up, and MDG walks back a few paces, readiying his missles. GORE flinches, realising his mistake).
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Mecha-Dark GORE: For all the times I have been batted away, I would like to easily clobber you quickly, and in a embarassing way! MONKEY MISSLE!
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(MDG fires five GORE-seeking missles from his arm, which fly at GORE).
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GORE: Um, time to improvise heavily.
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(GORE swings his arm around extremly quick and the force of the movement makes the missles fly off course and hit the flying monkey. Two holes are made in the hull)
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GORE: Ha, that's not going to work this time!
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Mecha-Dark GORE: Well, I'm just going to have to beat you the old fashioned way. I'm only what, three times your size in every direction?
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GORE: Ok, enough with the talking. It takes away from our brawling time.
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(The two monkeys charge at each other with their shoulders, but GORE bends down enough to flip MDG over his back. MDG gets back up and launches a fist at GORE, which is hit aside with some effort. MDG, seeing this, becomes angry and throws a barrage of punches at GORE. GORE blocks the first two, but one hits his shoulder and he is knocked backwards, onto his back. He sees a chance to dive under MDG's punches, so he clenches his fist, and gives an uppercut to the stomach. MDG grasps his chest with one hand, and knees GORE away angrily).
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GORE: Ouch, I think I'm going to have to use P-L0TT a little here. P-L0TT, form the metal monkey machine gun.
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P-L0TT: Certainly, sir.
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(P-LOTT attaches to GORE's metal arm and forms a lazer cannon)
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GORE: Not original, but eh.
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Mecha-Dark GORE: You realise that you probably cannot phase me with that thing. Prepare to pay! MONKEY LASER SWORD!
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(Lightsaber forms from his hand)
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GORE: Not the most creative either. Who the hell is writing this?
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(The battle contines. MDG jumps at GORE, who slides under MDG, but as the two-ton monkey hits the ship, it rocks violently, and GORE is launched a little ways).
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MDG: Hahahaha! You lose! Now to finish you!
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(MDG rushes at GORE with his sword. GORE flips up, and dodges two diagonal cuts. He uses his laser, which charges a second, and then blasts MDG, making a massive explosive impact)
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MDG: Augh! That thing stings! Prepare to lose!
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(MDG charges GORE, who tries to duck, but MDG swings his hand downwards and catches him. GORE gets up, only to be kicked to the other side of the ship. GORE finally gets up again, and sees MDG rushing at him. GORE ducks a high kick, but grabs it and flips MDG on his back. GORE readies his laser, but MDG launches his sword off his hand, taking GORE completly by surprise and hitting GORE in his main functioning unit in his chest.)
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GORE: Power... Offline...
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(GORE floats around in a white space)
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GORE: What's... happening?
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Golem: Gore, get back up. You have to find out about your past.
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GORE: But... I'm dead.
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Golem: No. You have the backup system, remember?
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GORE: Oh, yeah. Ok, now I think I know everything Dark GORE can do to me. I'm going to pound him.
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(back on the flying monkey...)
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MDG: Goodbye GORE, you were a worthy opponent.
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(MDG has beat GORE a bit more and is holding him at the edge of the flying monkey, when GORE suddenly reboots)
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GORE: Ha! I'm not gone yet!
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(MDG is so surprised that he drops GORE. GORE grabs MDG's feet, slides under him, and fires his cannon into MDG's back).
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Mecha-Dark GORE: Grrr... You're seriously not getting away with that.
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GORE: Comeon, come get some.
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(MDG slashes the sword at GORE, but GORE rolls to the left and shoots MDG again. MDG gets really ticked and gets GORE in a neck-hold. GORE elbows MDG a couple times and frees his metal arm to gets a clear shot on MDG's back)
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Mecha-Dark GORE: Ouch!!! Now, I'm really angry!
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(MDG slams GORE to the ground by GORE's leg. MDG jumps onto GORE, still holding GORE's leg, and tosses GORE to the ground again)
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GORE: Ouch... Wait, I've got it! (Gore remembers the two holes in the ship)
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(MDG runs after GORE, who goes towards the hole and jumps over it at the last second. MDG falls in and gets horribly stuck)
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GORE: Alright, time to blast you.
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(GORE fires his cannon, but all three shots are deflected by MDG's laser sword)
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Mecha-Dark GORE: I'm getting out of this hole in a second, and then I will pound you to dust.
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GORE: No, I have a backup plan.
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(Gore jumps into the other hole and fires at MDG after charging his Cannon for 5 seconds. The humoungous Shockwave blasts a hole in the bottom of the ship, and the ship fills up with lava. GORE jumps out, and runs for the sock. He jumps for his ship, but in midair he is hit in his computer head by a laser sword. MDG had thrown it)
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Mecha-Dark GORE: Looks like you lose! You don't have a backup-backup system... (Mecha-Dark GORE is taken under the waves of lava)
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YY: Introbulus! Stabilize GORE!
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Introbulus: Right! (Introbulus makes GORE be catched in midair and float to the ground)
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Pharoh: Well, we need a robot specialist. What happened to the Robot team?
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YY: Let's let a different author decide that, for after all, it is an OG.
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==Episode 27: "This Episode Brought to you by 'Convenient Islands inc.'" by Introbulus==
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(Meanwhile, on a conveiniently-placed island...)
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Team Monkey VS Team Robot - Mega Man 7: Slash Man's Stage
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Mousse: I'm Mousse , man! I might not know karate, but I know ca-razy!
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Ol' Bessie: Moo!
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Bullwinkle: I'm Bullwinkle. I like cigerattes and cheese.
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Diskun: I'm Diskun. I don't have any witty catchphrases.
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EVIL Scientist Dude: I am EVIL!!! Mwahahhahaaaaa!!
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Team Monkey: And together, we are Team Monkey!
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GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!
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YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!
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BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!
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BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!
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GC: I am Red! I know every power in the Universe! Just call me Gamechamp!
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Team Robot: And together, we are Team Robot!
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ESD: Ha! You call that a roll call? It's nothing compaired to our award-winning roll call!
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Gamechamp: I don't care if you won the nobel peace prize for that roll call! It's not the call, it's the people/robots behind the call that count!
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Ol' Bessie: MOO!
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Yellow: "Moo" yourself!
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Mousse: Oh, THAT TEARS IT! You're goin' down, robo-punks!
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Ol' Bessie: Moo!
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(BASH!)
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Mousse: Bessie!
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Black: Ha! I told you I could sneak up behind anybody!
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Mousse: You'll pay for that! <b>Hi-Keeba!</b>
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(Mousse performs a flying karate kick at Black, knocking him down and shorting out his circits)
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GC: Enough of this senseless violence! We have work to do! ROBOT BLASTER!
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(Gamechamp Fires a mega buster-like blast at Team Monkey)
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ESD: EVIL SHIELD GENERATOR!
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(ESD uses a generator to generate a shield around Team Monkey)
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ESD: Ha! You cannot harm us when we are protected by this shield!
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Yellow: Oh really? Let's find out! Ya!
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GC: Yellow! NO!
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(Yellow launches a flying kick attack at team monkey, but is knocked unconcious by the energy shield)
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Bullwinkle: Hahaha! Now we have the upper hand!
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(Bullwinkle charges into the shield, and is also knocked out)
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ESD: Erm, the shield works both ways...
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GC: Well, I'd love to stay and fight, but I have to get back to the...ship?
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(Gamechamp notices that the sock-ship has already sailed away)
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ESD: Haha! Looks like we'll be the ones who...escape?
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(ESD notices the sinking Flying Monkey)
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...
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GC and ESD: NOOO!!!!!!
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(Meanwhile, in the sock-ship (The SSSS, if you prefer.))
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Introbulus: This doesn't look good. Apparantly, Part of Gore's memory chip was broken. I'm afraid it might be permanent.
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Yami Yoshi: Hey guys, do you feel like we left something behind?
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SwordMaster: Holy Hell! We forgot Team Robot!
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Jim: We can pick them up on the way back. Hey, has anyone seen Phil around?
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Narrirator: How will the Robot team reach Ideja now? Will Introbulus be able to repair Gore? Find out on the next episode of VGF Members OG 4!
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==Episode 28: "The Second Dream" by GORE-ILLA==
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OoC: Cool battle theme, Introb. Anywho..
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GORE-ILLA floats in endless space. The gorilla-shaped cloud forms again.
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GORE: You! I remember you from my dream in VGF Members OG 2! What must you warn me of this time?
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???: <i>Not a warning. I am here to simply inform you that the time will soon come when you will discover my past, and I shall unveil my identity. Until The Time comes, you must avoid Team Monkey and TWIFATIT. Dark GORE is still alive.</i>
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GORE: That can't be...I saw him sink into the lava before I blacked out.
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???: <i>Do not worry about him at the moment. Right noww you should try to stay alive until Introbulus can fix you. Just hang on there. I must leave now. Before I leave, I must congrafulate you on your victory over Evil. You have shown great courage, strength, and mastery in the sword in your sacrifice.</i>
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GORE: Are you one of the OG Vets?
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???: <i>...No. Not yet, I suppose. (laughs) Now, I must leave you. Farewell, GORE. Until we meet again. (disappears)</i>
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Elsewhere, in the living world, on the island<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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EVIL Scientist Dude: Dammit! We're stranded!
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GC: This better not end like that episode of Pokemon where Team Rocket and Ash team up to escape that island with the giant pokemon!
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Mousse: ya, mon!
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Elsewhere, near the wreck of The Flying Monkey, a burned hand slowly rises from the lava...<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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To Be Continued...
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==Episode 29: "Shade's Revenge" by Fusion==
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>A burned-up Shade rises out of the lava<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Shade: At last, I am free from my hot-as-he<nowiki>*</nowiki><nowiki>*</nowiki> prison! Now I will have my revenge on Introbulus for trying to burn me to death! <nowiki>*</nowiki>disappears<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Meanwhile, in another one of GORE's mysterious dreams...<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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GORE: You again?
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???: Yes, and I have bad news. Shade is back, and more powerful than ever.
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GORE: Impossible, he was burned alive in a volcanic eruption!
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???: He had evil forces protecting him! He now has more power than even Evil himself could've ever dreamed of!
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GORE: Really?
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???: Yes, and you must flee with your friends!
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GORE: Got it!
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???: I will reveal myself near the end of this VGF OG. Good luck! <nowiki>*</nowiki>disappears<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>GORE wakes up in a hut with his fellow OGers.<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Fusion: The OG Vet said you were going to be alright.
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GORE: Who was he?
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Fusion: Just some mysterious guy who I somehow sense is linked to your mysterious dreams.
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GORE: Strange...hey, we've got to flee!
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Fusion: Why?
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GORE: The guy in my dream said Shade is coming!
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Introbulus: No way! I burned Shade alive!
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GORE: His evil power protected him, and now he's stronger than ever! Even stronger than Evil himself!
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YY: Wait, how do you know that that is the truth?
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Suddenly, a loud explosion is heard<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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YY: I think that that pretty much proves it! Come on!
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>They flee from the hut just before it is blasted away. Shade appears near the wreckage<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Shade: Come here, OGers. I've got a little "gift" for you. <nowiki>*</nowiki>follows them<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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To Be Continued...
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==Episode 30: "Ignorance obviously ISN'T bliss" by Fred==
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Shade: Muahaahhahaha!
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GORE: That's proabably a queue to run.
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Fred: Wait! He said he had a gift for us! (Fred imagines the gift is a bunny) So furry...
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GORE: Um, enough of that. Let's run into that little cave that probably has another exit so that we can easily escape later!
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ALL: I don't see why not!
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(unfortunatly, the OGers did not notice a sign that reads: " WARNING: Carvern is dark and unescapable except by main entrance if a guy named Shade is after you and he can corner you easily and fry you without effort").
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Shade: Some people just don't take the time to read.
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(As Shade enters the room, a net falls over him)
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Shade: Wha - wha -
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Fusion: Fool! You cannot beak free from my "unnecessarily tight" brand of net(tm)! I must call you a fool again for falling into this trap!
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Shade: Dang.
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YY: And now, I'm just going to kill you with an absorption egg.
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Shade: That is soooo cheap.
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Pharoh: Heh, well it was my idea.
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Introbulus: But I brought the Scooby-snaks!
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(Everyone looks at Introbulus)
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Introbulus: What?
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Ed: Well, I think we shou-
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(Shade breaks from the net)
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Jim: Yipe.
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Shade: Look, I don't care about the rest of you, but I want a fight with Introbulus.
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Introbulus: Aww, man!
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Shade: Let us go into that convieniently located arena.
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Fred: Ohhh! Ohhh! Let me have the ice cream!
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(everyone looks at Fred, then looks away, remembering who they have just heard)
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{ROUND ONE! FIGHT!}
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Introbulus: Um, we didn't hire you for this story.
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{Apologiolity - 5000 points}
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Shade: Let's just fight!
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Introbulus: If it really makes you happy...
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(Shade leaps at Introbulus, wielding a dark flail. Introbulus jumps back, and kicks Shade in the gut. Shade flies back, but forms into a shadowy substance before he hits the wall and refigures himself)
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Introbulus: Um, crap?
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(Shade outstrectches his hand in aformentioned shadowy substance, and lashes out with his hand. Introbulus is caught on it, and skids across the floor. Shade uses his now-lengthened hand to pick Introbulus up and slam him to the ground. Introbulus gets up, and throws a saw blade at Shade, cutting off Shade's arm without hesitation. Shade reforms it, just like any other evil being would. Introbulus is fustrated, but his fury is soon ended when the hand nails hims in the face with a karate chop. Introbulus, even angrier than before, forces a massive earthquake with the metal in the ground. It flies out, and spins around him. Introbulus then uses it as a battering weapon against Shade).
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Shade: I'll cut through that metal with my flail. Your best efforts are worthless.
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(Introbulus forms a giant fist with the metal, which punches Shade in the kneecap. Shade batters it with his weapon in one attack).
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Shade: Fool! I have you now!
 +
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Introbulus: Um, I'm only here to sell matches...
 +
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Shade: I dislike salespeople!
 +
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(Shade jumps at Introbulus, who ducks and uppercuts Shade. Shade falls, but rolls backwards onto his feet, and comes at Introbulus again).
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Introbulus: Ha! Gotcha!
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(Introbulus uses his previous metal parts to grab Shade's legs, immobilizing him for a second)
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Shade: Wha- what's going on! I will pound you!
 +
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Introbulus: Methinks not, as you are about to die in say... two seconds.
 +
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Shade: Um, what?
 +
 +
(Shade's answer comes swiftly and brutaly. Introbulus's saw blade he used before returns and strikes Shade in his head. It lodges in, and Shade is unable to reform)
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Shade: You... you! I'll get you! (Just then, the ground crumbles around Shade and steam leaks. Shade falls in, and it seals up, as it was filled with lava).
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Fusion: Alright! Good work.
 +
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Introbulus: Well, I only won because I had a longer name than he did. If he had some preffixes or suffixes, I would have been toast!
 +
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YY: Welp, there has to be something else in this cave. We can't continue up there, but maybe down here?
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(As the huge group walks off, no one seems to hear the door behind them close, leaving them without air. The OGers also fail to notice the chuckling in the air...)
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==Episode 31: "Another EVIL Gorilla?" by GORE-ILLA==
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Back on the island...<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Team Monkey and the Robot Team argue until they see a mysterious figure on the horizon...<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Mysterious Villain's Theme (unknown song - SMCASTLE.mid)
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???: Heh heh...
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EVIL Scientist Dude: Is that you, Master GORE?
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???: GORE?! WHERE?!!!! (slams a rock. it explodes and creates a deep crater.)
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Everyone: O_O
 +
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???: You don't know this "GORE", do you?
 +
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EVIL Scientist Dude: Why, uh, of course not.
 +
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???: Good. That traitor abandoned me...left me to die.
 +
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Bullwinkle: Who are you?
 +
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??? steps into the light, revealing him to be a badly scarred gorilla.
 +
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???: I am MON-KILL. You will come with me.
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Gamechamp: But how can we get out of here?
 +
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MON: Come with me. I'll take you to my lair. <nowiki>*</nowiki>Snaps his finger and a giant, monstrous rubber duckie emerges. MON-KILL leaps on.<nowiki>*</nowiki> Come on!
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Evryone: Uhhh...All right. (Climb onto rubber duckie's back.)
 +
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Gamechamp: <nowiki>*</nowiki>holds up his buster gun<nowiki>*</nowiki> Take this, smelly monkey!
 +
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MON: Heh. Cheese Blast! (launches a beam of cheese from his hand which jams his buster gun.)
 +
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Gamechamp: It'll take weeks to clean this cheese out!
 +
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MON-KILL then turns around and knocks out Black, who had been trying to sneak up on him from behind with his sword. He then quickly takes out Yellow, Blue, and Green.
 +
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MON: Anyone else wanna challange me?
 +
 +
Team Monkey: O_O
 +
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Elsewhere....<nowiki>*</nowiki>
 +
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Dark GORE clings to the wreckage of the Flying Monkey. He meditates for several seconds, then, sensing his quarry, he flies off in the direction of the island where Yami Yoshi and the others are.
 +
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Who is the mysterious MON-KILL? And what grudge does he have against GORE? And what surprises does
 +
Dark GORE have in store for our heroes this time? Find out next time!
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==Episode 32: "Why does this always happen to us?" by Introbulus==
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As our heroes continue through the cave, their path becomes more verticle. Eventually, they reach what appears to be a hatchway in the ceiling of the cave.
 +
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Yami Yoshi: A hatch? In a cave? What kind of cave is this, anyway?
 +
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Jim: I don't know, but I have a funny feeling about this place...
 +
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Introbulus: Whatever, let's see what's outside.
 +
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Introbulus opens up the hatch, and comes out on the island with the badly-damaged robot team. He also sees Team Monkey talking to what appears to be...
 +
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Introbulus: Dark Gore?
 +
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ESD: Okay then, Master Mon, we'll do whatever you say! Just don't kill us!
 +
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Mon-Key: That's better. Now, come with me.
 +
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???: No! Those are my minions! Get your own!
 +
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Mon-Kill: Huh? Who are you?
 +
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(Suddenly, Dark Gore pops out of the lava, with a look of great anger on his face)
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Dark Gore: How DARE you defect to someone else's team? I thought you were my loyal subjects!
 +
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Mousse: But sir! He threatened to kill us! He already destroyed those robots!
 +
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Mon-Kill: Gore? Is that you? What are you doing with these losers?
 +
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Dark Gore: Hey, these are MY losers! Get your own!
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Introbulus: Er, I think I'll just take these robots and leave.
 +
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Introbulus quickly gathers up the remains of the Robot Team, then closes the hatch door on the island.
 +
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Pharoah Yoshi: So? What did you find?
 +
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Introbulus: Well, apparantly, we've managed to work our way back to the island where we left Gamechamp!
 +
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Gore: You mean we've been going backwards?!?
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Sword Master: Why does this always happen to us?
 +
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Jim: What about Team Monkey?
 +
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Introbulus: Apparantly, they were kidnapped by some evil monkey who destroyed Team Robot.
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Gore: Dark Gore?
 +
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Introbulus: No, but he looked a lot like Dark Gore...
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Gore: Hmmm, interesting...
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Yami Yoshi: Well, we're in no condition to take on Team Monkey and TWO Dark Gores! We'd better find another way out of here.
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Introbulus: (thinking) Hmmm, maybe if I can repair these robots...(/thinking)
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Jim: Hey, where did Phil get off to now?
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Introbulus: Oh, the Gnome? I put him in my pocket because he kept running off whenever he "smelled" something evil. If we need him, I'll just take him out.
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Fusion: Riiiight, well, we'd better find a way out of this cave...
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Fred: Before Dark Gore and his team find us!
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To be Continued...
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OOC: I don't know about any of the other OGers, but Introbulus is partially immortal, and thus does not sufficate. Jim is a mass of evil, so he doesn't need to breath, and Phil...well, the jury's still out on Phil, but no one cares very much if he dies. (which is just as well, since he doesn't care if anyone dies either.)
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==Episode 33 by Gamechamp==
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OOC: The Robot Team! Not Team Robot! Get that right! Also, don't refer to them as just robots, they're actual characters, not just some stupid henchmen! If they are considered just robots, then I am too!
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Meanwhile...
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The Robot Team( except Gamechamp) wake up.
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Black: Ouch... that guy can really throw a punch. But he was just lucky, I'll get him for that!
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Yellow: Hey, wait! Why ae't we in the battle?
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Blue: And who stole th racing game in my pocket?
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Introbulus: <nowiki>*</nowiki>whistling<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Green: Whatever.
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Introbulus: Wait a minute... I never even fixed you.
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Black: We were never broken!
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==Episode 34: "Claustrophobia" by Golem==
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Yami: ~panting~ Phew... Is it just me, or is it getting really hot? ~starts breathing harder~
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GORE: You okay?
 +
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Introbulus: Wait... Yami Yoshi is the only one here that needs to breathe!
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Yami: ~wheeze~ I'm not very good at doing that right now!
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Jim: But... there should be plenty of air in this cave, even if it was sealed off somehow. Which it isn't--how else would we be able to see? And Fred, why aren't you wheezing?
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Fred: Uhhh... ~shrugs~ I dunno.
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GORE: So... just follow the light!
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Green: I don't see any definitive source...
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Pharoah: ~thinking~ With Yami Yoshi gone, I could claim my throne again! There's no Sephnito to get in my way this time!
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Introbulus: There is none!
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Pharoah: ~talking~ I challenge you to a duel!
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Everyone: What?!
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Yami: ~pant, pant~ What... huh?
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Pharoah: Yes!
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Yami: You nuts?
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Pharoah: ~thinking~ As soon as he conjures a monster, he'll have run out of energy!
 +
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Suddenly, Fusion punches Pharoah in the back of the head, rendering him unconcious.
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Fusion: I didn't have to read his mind to figure out what was going to happen next.
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Yami Yoshi collapses moments after.
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==Episode 35: "MON-KILL's Origin" by GORE-ILLA==
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Elsewhere...
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MON-KILL: You Dirty Traitor! I'll kill you! (flies at Dark GORE)
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Mecha Dark GORE: Who the Hell are you?
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MON-KILL: You dirty traitor! (suckerpunches Dark GORE) You'll pay for what you have done to me! The pain you have caused me!
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Mecha Dark GORE: For the last time, loser, I have no idea who you are and what grudge you have against me! (knocks MON into a rock.)
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Mecha Dark GORE: C'mon, Team Monkey! (Team Monkey leaves.)
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MON-KILL: (regains conciousness) Where is he? (senses GORE-ILLA in the cave.) Aha! There he is!
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GORE and the others investigate Yami Yoshi's unconcious form. Suddenly, GORE is attacked from behind.
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MON-KILL: Trying to escape the fight, eh GORE?
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GORE: (thinking) That voice...it sounds familiar, but I can't quite place it...(/thnking) Fine. I'll
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fiht you - alone.
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MON: Perfect.
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GORE: (to OGers) You go on without me. I'll stay behind and take care of this guy. (breathes heavily)
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Everyone Else: Alright. (carries Yami Yoshi away)
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MON: You don't remember me, do you, GORE?
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GORE: Of course not. I've never seen you before in my life.
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MON: You don't. He heh. Heh hehe heh. HahahahhahahAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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GORE: Why are you laughing?!
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MON: Let me refresh your EVIL memory.
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<i>SwordMaster: We have to stop it! Everybody! Press buttons!
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>SwordMaster, Fusion, Yami Yoshi and GORE-ILLA start pressing random buttons, until there's a loud beep<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Computer: Laser Cannon imminence activated. Time remaining: One sec-
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Everything on the west side of the world is fazed into nothingness, the continents collapse into the sea and the sea bubbles into lava, burning everything living. However, this process takes about a minute to complete, giving our heroes TIME TO ESCAPE LIKE ANY OTHER STORY!! YAY!<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Lupus: Argh! Hot, hot hot!!! <nowiki>*</nowiki>flies into the sky with his jetpack<nowiki>*</nowiki> If I knew the laser would only work on one side of the earth, I would never have sold its Contractor Core for a EXP Egg!
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SwordMaster: Lupus! You have to save us! We'll do anything!
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Lupus: Anything?
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SwordMaster: Anything!
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Lupus: ANYTHING?
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SwordMaster: Yes! Anything!
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Yami Yoshi: Hey, speak for yourself...
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Lupus: ...Hmm... no. See yas! <nowiki>*</nowiki>flies off into the sky, turns around, swoops back down and picks up Koopa, then flies off into the sky<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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GORE-ILLA: NOOOO!!!!
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-~WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU... BIGOBEER! THE BEER THAT IS BIG, AND MAKES YOU BIG!! We now return you to your normal viewing.~-
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>The Bigobeer ad creates a giant plot hole near the heroes leading to safety, but powerful winds coming from the plot hole blow the heroes away as the surrounding area is flooded with lava. Yami Yoshi grabs a jagged rock protruding from the lava with his tongue. Fusion grabs Yami's tail. Sword Master clings onto Fusion's legs, and GORE hangs from Sword Master's back with his mechanical hand and grabs Gorilla 508's hand with his flesh arm. All the other gorillas are in a chain hanging on to 508.<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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508: Ah...the lava's making me weak.
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GORE: Don't worry! We'll make it!
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508: Heh heh...GORE, I'm sorry for picking on you back at the slave camp...I just hope she's okay...
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GORE: You and your sister will make it! And all the other gorillas! We'll find away to get to that plot hole!
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Yami Yoshi climbs along his tongue to the jagged rock and climbs onto it against the wind.
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Yami: Here it is! The Leap of Faith...
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Yami leaps into the air with all his strength and flutters his wings at full speed towards the plot hole, while dragging GORE, Fusion, SM, and the Gorilla Army.
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Yoshi: Too much weight...can't hold on much further.
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GORE looks back at 508 and smiles EVILly. He lets go of 508.
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508: GORE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!???
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The gorilla army plummets into the lava; Yami and the others fly safely through the plot hole, and...
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Yami Yoshi: I can't believe we escaped that!
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GORE-ILLA: I thought for sure we were done for.
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Fusion: We must now build up an empire and attack Troy!
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SwordMaster: I'm confused. Where are we?
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Yami Yoshi: Well, that ad conveniently covered up a blank where Lupus had no ideas, which has now been filled in by GORE-ILLA. We're now safely in Japan. Minus our entire Gorilla army. They got fried.
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SwordMaster: Safely?
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>a bunch of soldiers surround the party<nowiki>*</nowiki>
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Soldier Commander: You've been charged for littering. That's the death penalty, sirs.
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Fusion: But-
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Soldier Commander: ANSWERING BACK! DEATH PENALTY!
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Yami Yoshi: We'll come. But first you must tell us why you've changed the laws?
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Soldier Commander: We haven't, sirs. It was our new President Lupus. Changed all the rules for the better. We all praise him! By the way- he told us to execute a group headed by OG Mod Yami Yoshi. Have you seen them?
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Yami Yoshi: <nowiki>*</nowiki>sweatdrop<nowiki>*</nowiki> Oh boy... </i>
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GORE: MON-KILL, I can explain-
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MON: Explain this! (slugs GORE-ILLA)
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GORE: Alright. I'll fight you. (thinking) But why
 +
am I having trouble breathing?
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MON: Alright. (leaps at GORE and unleashes a ferocious barrage of punches and kicks. The breathless GORE is unable to fight back.)
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GORE: (panting) You'll...never...beat me...(leaps
 +
at MON-KILL and attempts a sweep kick, but MON leaps over it and gives GORE a roundhouse kick to
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the chest. He falls over.)
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MON: (begins building energy for a finishing attack and pants slightly)
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To Be Continued...

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Episode 22: "Wait a darn minute!" by Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]

At SM's house..........

BSD:WAIT A DARN MINUTE!

SM:What?

BSD:WEe need to help GORE on his quest that's what!

SM:Oh.

BSD*On communicator*:GORE you nimrod! You forgot us! Tell PL to warp SM and I here!

GORE*to PL*:Warp BSD and SM here.

PL:Okay.

PL warps BSD and SM into the sock-shaped ship.

BSD:What kind of ship is this?

Ed:a sock-shaped ship.

BSD:*drinks water and spits it out*What!!!!!????

Fred:Great,I'm covered in dragon spit.

SM:Well that was unexpected.

Outside the computer.........

Reader:Meh,that was a strange post.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!

Episode 23: "Foreshadowing? Or too much pineapple?" by Introbulus[edit]

Introbulus: Hmmm, that's odd.

Jim: A lot of things are odd around here.

Introbulus: Er, right. What I meant was, I've been all across countless universes, sensing the strongest, weakest, most pointless, and strangest power sources you could ever imagine! But this particular power source...it's not like anything I've ever sensed before!

Jim: Yeah, that's because we've never been here before!

Introbulus: That's not the part that puzzles me, though. What's odd about it is, I feel like I've sensed this power before...

Jim: It's probably from eating all of those pineapples before getting on board. I TOLD you you should'nt eat before getting into something sock-shaped!

Introbulus: Well, if you say so...hey, where's Phil?

Jim: Outside.

Introbulus: OUTSIDE!?!

Jim: Yeah, he's immune to the affects of evil lava, didn't you know that? He's having a wonderful swim!

Phil: Soon I shall destroy the world! Bwahahahaha!!!!

Introbuolus: I'm never going to understand that Gnomian...

Episode 24: "Sixth Sense Gone" by Golem[edit]

Fusion: Get in here, Phil!

Jim: Why?

Fusion: The evil's getting closer!

Introbulus: No it isn't!

Jim: I can't sense anything clearly!

Yami: It's all of this "evil" lava!

GC: Green, can you see if anything is around?

Green: ~looking down at radar~ Nothing, boss! Just like the stationwagon, this won't work in the environment created by this "evil" lava!

Introbulus: Then you'd be malfunctioning right about now, wouldn't you?

~GORE looks to the Robot Team. An OG Vet or two stands by each member.~

GORE: That is weird, isn't it...!

Meanwhile, in the lava is the Swimming Monkey...

EVIL Scientist Dude: ~looking at radar~ Ah! We're right below them!

Bullwinkle: Great! Just one torpedo, and they're gone!

Mousse: Hold it, mon!

EVIL Scientist Dude: We can't use weaponry under the lava! So...

MDG: Ram them!

~The Swimming Monkey races up towards the floating sock.~

Episode 25: "Robot Versus Monkey" by GORE-ILLA[edit]

*Elsewhere, the cramped, sock-shaped ship is now even more cramped with BSD and Swordmaster on board.*

GORE: *reading a map* This journey will take some time. I'll try to find the quickest route on my map.

*Suddenly, the ship shakes violently.*

Yami Yoshi: What the Hell?

Pharoah: Something hit us!

Gamechamp: But I don't see anything!

Jim: Unless... it came from below?

*The Swimming Monkey surfaces. Mecha-Dark GORE emerges.*

Mecha-Dark GORE: Alright! Team Monkey - assemble!

Mousse: I'm Mousse , man! I might not know karate, but I know ca-razy!

Ol' Bessie: Moo!

Bullwinkle: I'm Bullwinkle. I like cigerattes and cheese.

Diskun: I'm Diskun. I don't have any witty catchphrases.

EVIL Scientist Dude: I am EVIL!!! Mwahahhahaaaaa!!

Team Monkey: And together, we are Team Monkey!

Gamechamp: Oh yeah? I'm better then you without Sephnito's power! Roll call!

GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!

YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!

BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!

BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!

GC:And I am Red!The leader of the Robot team!I have every power in the universe!Just call me Gamechamp!

ALL:And we are the robot team!!!

Mecha-Dark GORE: Pathetic roll call!

Gamechamp: You shouldn't talk!

GORE: Gamechamp, you and your Robot Team should take on Dark GORE's minions. But leave Dark GORE to me.

Gamechamp: Oh, alright! But as long as I prove my team's superiority! Robot Team, to battle!

To Be Continued...

Episode 26: "Mecha-Dark GORE's Revenge" by Fred[edit]

(WARNING: HUMOUNGOUS FIGHT SCENE AHEAD)

Gamechamp: Hey, wait, I thought we were on top of the mountain and were planning something!

GORE: Bear with me here.

YY: Um, what's going on?

Pharoh: I don't understand why we aren't doing anything.

GORE: Look, that can all be explained, but I'd rather have the quthor describe my one-on-one battle with Mecha-Dark GORE.

Introblulus: Won't he um, clobber you?

Jim: This REALLY sucks.

Mecha-Dark GORE: Alright, GORE, come up onto the flying Monkey so I can trash you!

GORE: This time it's going to be different. I've bought Five-Star binders.

(GORE leaps up, and MDG walks back a few paces, readiying his missles. GORE flinches, realising his mistake).

Mecha-Dark GORE: For all the times I have been batted away, I would like to easily clobber you quickly, and in a embarassing way! MONKEY MISSLE!

(MDG fires five GORE-seeking missles from his arm, which fly at GORE).

GORE: Um, time to improvise heavily.

(GORE swings his arm around extremly quick and the force of the movement makes the missles fly off course and hit the flying monkey. Two holes are made in the hull)

GORE: Ha, that's not going to work this time!

Mecha-Dark GORE: Well, I'm just going to have to beat you the old fashioned way. I'm only what, three times your size in every direction?

GORE: Ok, enough with the talking. It takes away from our brawling time.

(The two monkeys charge at each other with their shoulders, but GORE bends down enough to flip MDG over his back. MDG gets back up and launches a fist at GORE, which is hit aside with some effort. MDG, seeing this, becomes angry and throws a barrage of punches at GORE. GORE blocks the first two, but one hits his shoulder and he is knocked backwards, onto his back. He sees a chance to dive under MDG's punches, so he clenches his fist, and gives an uppercut to the stomach. MDG grasps his chest with one hand, and knees GORE away angrily).

GORE: Ouch, I think I'm going to have to use P-L0TT a little here. P-L0TT, form the metal monkey machine gun.

P-L0TT: Certainly, sir.

(P-LOTT attaches to GORE's metal arm and forms a lazer cannon)

GORE: Not original, but eh.

Mecha-Dark GORE: You realise that you probably cannot phase me with that thing. Prepare to pay! MONKEY LASER SWORD!

(Lightsaber forms from his hand)

GORE: Not the most creative either. Who the hell is writing this?

(The battle contines. MDG jumps at GORE, who slides under MDG, but as the two-ton monkey hits the ship, it rocks violently, and GORE is launched a little ways).

MDG: Hahahaha! You lose! Now to finish you! (MDG rushes at GORE with his sword. GORE flips up, and dodges two diagonal cuts. He uses his laser, which charges a second, and then blasts MDG, making a massive explosive impact)

MDG: Augh! That thing stings! Prepare to lose!

(MDG charges GORE, who tries to duck, but MDG swings his hand downwards and catches him. GORE gets up, only to be kicked to the other side of the ship. GORE finally gets up again, and sees MDG rushing at him. GORE ducks a high kick, but grabs it and flips MDG on his back. GORE readies his laser, but MDG launches his sword off his hand, taking GORE completly by surprise and hitting GORE in his main functioning unit in his chest.)

GORE: Power... Offline...

(GORE floats around in a white space)

GORE: What's... happening?

Golem: Gore, get back up. You have to find out about your past.

GORE: But... I'm dead.

Golem: No. You have the backup system, remember?

GORE: Oh, yeah. Ok, now I think I know everything Dark GORE can do to me. I'm going to pound him.

(back on the flying monkey...)

MDG: Goodbye GORE, you were a worthy opponent.

(MDG has beat GORE a bit more and is holding him at the edge of the flying monkey, when GORE suddenly reboots)

GORE: Ha! I'm not gone yet!

(MDG is so surprised that he drops GORE. GORE grabs MDG's feet, slides under him, and fires his cannon into MDG's back).

Mecha-Dark GORE: Grrr... You're seriously not getting away with that.

GORE: Comeon, come get some.

(MDG slashes the sword at GORE, but GORE rolls to the left and shoots MDG again. MDG gets really ticked and gets GORE in a neck-hold. GORE elbows MDG a couple times and frees his metal arm to gets a clear shot on MDG's back)

Mecha-Dark GORE: Ouch!!! Now, I'm really angry!

(MDG slams GORE to the ground by GORE's leg. MDG jumps onto GORE, still holding GORE's leg, and tosses GORE to the ground again)

GORE: Ouch... Wait, I've got it! (Gore remembers the two holes in the ship)

(MDG runs after GORE, who goes towards the hole and jumps over it at the last second. MDG falls in and gets horribly stuck)

GORE: Alright, time to blast you.

(GORE fires his cannon, but all three shots are deflected by MDG's laser sword)

Mecha-Dark GORE: I'm getting out of this hole in a second, and then I will pound you to dust.

GORE: No, I have a backup plan.

(Gore jumps into the other hole and fires at MDG after charging his Cannon for 5 seconds. The humoungous Shockwave blasts a hole in the bottom of the ship, and the ship fills up with lava. GORE jumps out, and runs for the sock. He jumps for his ship, but in midair he is hit in his computer head by a laser sword. MDG had thrown it)

Mecha-Dark GORE: Looks like you lose! You don't have a backup-backup system... (Mecha-Dark GORE is taken under the waves of lava)

YY: Introbulus! Stabilize GORE!

Introbulus: Right! (Introbulus makes GORE be catched in midair and float to the ground)

Pharoh: Well, we need a robot specialist. What happened to the Robot team?

YY: Let's let a different author decide that, for after all, it is an OG.

Episode 27: "This Episode Brought to you by 'Convenient Islands inc.'" by Introbulus[edit]

(Meanwhile, on a conveiniently-placed island...)

Team Monkey VS Team Robot - Mega Man 7: Slash Man's Stage

Mousse: I'm Mousse , man! I might not know karate, but I know ca-razy!

Ol' Bessie: Moo!

Bullwinkle: I'm Bullwinkle. I like cigerattes and cheese.

Diskun: I'm Diskun. I don't have any witty catchphrases.

EVIL Scientist Dude: I am EVIL!!! Mwahahhahaaaaa!!

Team Monkey: And together, we are Team Monkey!

GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!

YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!

BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!

BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!

GC: I am Red! I know every power in the Universe! Just call me Gamechamp!

Team Robot: And together, we are Team Robot!

ESD: Ha! You call that a roll call? It's nothing compaired to our award-winning roll call!

Gamechamp: I don't care if you won the nobel peace prize for that roll call! It's not the call, it's the people/robots behind the call that count!

Ol' Bessie: MOO!

Yellow: "Moo" yourself!

Mousse: Oh, THAT TEARS IT! You're goin' down, robo-punks!

Ol' Bessie: Moo!

(BASH!)

Mousse: Bessie!

Black: Ha! I told you I could sneak up behind anybody!

Mousse: You'll pay for that! Hi-Keeba!

(Mousse performs a flying karate kick at Black, knocking him down and shorting out his circits)

GC: Enough of this senseless violence! We have work to do! ROBOT BLASTER!

(Gamechamp Fires a mega buster-like blast at Team Monkey)

ESD: EVIL SHIELD GENERATOR!

(ESD uses a generator to generate a shield around Team Monkey)

ESD: Ha! You cannot harm us when we are protected by this shield!

Yellow: Oh really? Let's find out! Ya!

GC: Yellow! NO!

(Yellow launches a flying kick attack at team monkey, but is knocked unconcious by the energy shield)

Bullwinkle: Hahaha! Now we have the upper hand!

(Bullwinkle charges into the shield, and is also knocked out)

ESD: Erm, the shield works both ways...

GC: Well, I'd love to stay and fight, but I have to get back to the...ship?

(Gamechamp notices that the sock-ship has already sailed away)

ESD: Haha! Looks like we'll be the ones who...escape?

(ESD notices the sinking Flying Monkey)

...

GC and ESD: NOOO!!!!!!

(Meanwhile, in the sock-ship (The SSSS, if you prefer.))

Introbulus: This doesn't look good. Apparantly, Part of Gore's memory chip was broken. I'm afraid it might be permanent.

Yami Yoshi: Hey guys, do you feel like we left something behind?

SwordMaster: Holy Hell! We forgot Team Robot!

Jim: We can pick them up on the way back. Hey, has anyone seen Phil around?

Narrirator: How will the Robot team reach Ideja now? Will Introbulus be able to repair Gore? Find out on the next episode of VGF Members OG 4!

Episode 28: "The Second Dream" by GORE-ILLA[edit]

OoC: Cool battle theme, Introb. Anywho..

GORE-ILLA floats in endless space. The gorilla-shaped cloud forms again.

GORE: You! I remember you from my dream in VGF Members OG 2! What must you warn me of this time?

???: Not a warning. I am here to simply inform you that the time will soon come when you will discover my past, and I shall unveil my identity. Until The Time comes, you must avoid Team Monkey and TWIFATIT. Dark GORE is still alive.

GORE: That can't be...I saw him sink into the lava before I blacked out.

???: Do not worry about him at the moment. Right noww you should try to stay alive until Introbulus can fix you. Just hang on there. I must leave now. Before I leave, I must congrafulate you on your victory over Evil. You have shown great courage, strength, and mastery in the sword in your sacrifice.

GORE: Are you one of the OG Vets?

???: ...No. Not yet, I suppose. (laughs) Now, I must leave you. Farewell, GORE. Until we meet again. (disappears)

*Elsewhere, in the living world, on the island*

EVIL Scientist Dude: Dammit! We're stranded!

GC: This better not end like that episode of Pokemon where Team Rocket and Ash team up to escape that island with the giant pokemon!

Mousse: ya, mon!

*Elsewhere, near the wreck of The Flying Monkey, a burned hand slowly rises from the lava...*

To Be Continued...

Episode 29: "Shade's Revenge" by Fusion[edit]

*A burned-up Shade rises out of the lava*

Shade: At last, I am free from my hot-as-he** prison! Now I will have my revenge on Introbulus for trying to burn me to death! *disappears*

*Meanwhile, in another one of GORE's mysterious dreams...*

GORE: You again?

???: Yes, and I have bad news. Shade is back, and more powerful than ever.

GORE: Impossible, he was burned alive in a volcanic eruption!

???: He had evil forces protecting him! He now has more power than even Evil himself could've ever dreamed of!

GORE: Really?

???: Yes, and you must flee with your friends!

GORE: Got it!

???: I will reveal myself near the end of this VGF OG. Good luck! *disappears*

*GORE wakes up in a hut with his fellow OGers.*

Fusion: The OG Vet said you were going to be alright.

GORE: Who was he?

Fusion: Just some mysterious guy who I somehow sense is linked to your mysterious dreams.

GORE: Strange...hey, we've got to flee!

Fusion: Why?

GORE: The guy in my dream said Shade is coming!

Introbulus: No way! I burned Shade alive!

GORE: His evil power protected him, and now he's stronger than ever! Even stronger than Evil himself!

YY: Wait, how do you know that that is the truth?

*Suddenly, a loud explosion is heard*

YY: I think that that pretty much proves it! Come on!

*They flee from the hut just before it is blasted away. Shade appears near the wreckage*

Shade: Come here, OGers. I've got a little "gift" for you. *follows them*

To Be Continued...

Episode 30: "Ignorance obviously ISN'T bliss" by Fred[edit]

Shade: Muahaahhahaha!

GORE: That's proabably a queue to run.

Fred: Wait! He said he had a gift for us! (Fred imagines the gift is a bunny) So furry...

GORE: Um, enough of that. Let's run into that little cave that probably has another exit so that we can easily escape later!

ALL: I don't see why not!

(unfortunatly, the OGers did not notice a sign that reads: " WARNING: Carvern is dark and unescapable except by main entrance if a guy named Shade is after you and he can corner you easily and fry you without effort").

Shade: Some people just don't take the time to read.

(As Shade enters the room, a net falls over him)

Shade: Wha - wha -

Fusion: Fool! You cannot beak free from my "unnecessarily tight" brand of net(tm)! I must call you a fool again for falling into this trap!

Shade: Dang.

YY: And now, I'm just going to kill you with an absorption egg.

Shade: That is soooo cheap.

Pharoh: Heh, well it was my idea.

Introbulus: But I brought the Scooby-snaks!

(Everyone looks at Introbulus)

Introbulus: What?

Ed: Well, I think we shou-

(Shade breaks from the net)

Jim: Yipe.

Shade: Look, I don't care about the rest of you, but I want a fight with Introbulus.

Introbulus: Aww, man!

Shade: Let us go into that convieniently located arena.

Fred: Ohhh! Ohhh! Let me have the ice cream! (everyone looks at Fred, then looks away, remembering who they have just heard)

{ROUND ONE! FIGHT!}

Introbulus: Um, we didn't hire you for this story.

{Apologiolity - 5000 points}

Shade: Let's just fight!

Introbulus: If it really makes you happy...

(Shade leaps at Introbulus, wielding a dark flail. Introbulus jumps back, and kicks Shade in the gut. Shade flies back, but forms into a shadowy substance before he hits the wall and refigures himself)

Introbulus: Um, crap?

(Shade outstrectches his hand in aformentioned shadowy substance, and lashes out with his hand. Introbulus is caught on it, and skids across the floor. Shade uses his now-lengthened hand to pick Introbulus up and slam him to the ground. Introbulus gets up, and throws a saw blade at Shade, cutting off Shade's arm without hesitation. Shade reforms it, just like any other evil being would. Introbulus is fustrated, but his fury is soon ended when the hand nails hims in the face with a karate chop. Introbulus, even angrier than before, forces a massive earthquake with the metal in the ground. It flies out, and spins around him. Introbulus then uses it as a battering weapon against Shade).

Shade: I'll cut through that metal with my flail. Your best efforts are worthless.

(Introbulus forms a giant fist with the metal, which punches Shade in the kneecap. Shade batters it with his weapon in one attack).

Shade: Fool! I have you now!

Introbulus: Um, I'm only here to sell matches...

Shade: I dislike salespeople!

(Shade jumps at Introbulus, who ducks and uppercuts Shade. Shade falls, but rolls backwards onto his feet, and comes at Introbulus again).

Introbulus: Ha! Gotcha!

(Introbulus uses his previous metal parts to grab Shade's legs, immobilizing him for a second)

Shade: Wha- what's going on! I will pound you!

Introbulus: Methinks not, as you are about to die in say... two seconds.

Shade: Um, what?

(Shade's answer comes swiftly and brutaly. Introbulus's saw blade he used before returns and strikes Shade in his head. It lodges in, and Shade is unable to reform)

Shade: You... you! I'll get you! (Just then, the ground crumbles around Shade and steam leaks. Shade falls in, and it seals up, as it was filled with lava).

Fusion: Alright! Good work.

Introbulus: Well, I only won because I had a longer name than he did. If he had some preffixes or suffixes, I would have been toast!

YY: Welp, there has to be something else in this cave. We can't continue up there, but maybe down here?

(As the huge group walks off, no one seems to hear the door behind them close, leaving them without air. The OGers also fail to notice the chuckling in the air...)

Episode 31: "Another EVIL Gorilla?" by GORE-ILLA[edit]

*Back on the island...*

Team Monkey and the Robot Team argue until they see a mysterious figure on the horizon...*

Mysterious Villain's Theme (unknown song - SMCASTLE.mid)

???: Heh heh...

EVIL Scientist Dude: Is that you, Master GORE?

???: GORE?! WHERE?!!!! (slams a rock. it explodes and creates a deep crater.)

Everyone: O_O

???: You don't know this "GORE", do you?

EVIL Scientist Dude: Why, uh, of course not.

???: Good. That traitor abandoned me...left me to die.

Bullwinkle: Who are you?

??? steps into the light, revealing him to be a badly scarred gorilla.

???: I am MON-KILL. You will come with me.

Gamechamp: But how can we get out of here?

MON: Come with me. I'll take you to my lair. *Snaps his finger and a giant, monstrous rubber duckie emerges. MON-KILL leaps on.* Come on!

Evryone: Uhhh...All right. (Climb onto rubber duckie's back.)

Gamechamp: *holds up his buster gun* Take this, smelly monkey!

MON: Heh. Cheese Blast! (launches a beam of cheese from his hand which jams his buster gun.)

Gamechamp: It'll take weeks to clean this cheese out!

MON-KILL then turns around and knocks out Black, who had been trying to sneak up on him from behind with his sword. He then quickly takes out Yellow, Blue, and Green.

MON: Anyone else wanna challange me?

Team Monkey: O_O

*Elsewhere....*

Dark GORE clings to the wreckage of the Flying Monkey. He meditates for several seconds, then, sensing his quarry, he flies off in the direction of the island where Yami Yoshi and the others are.

Who is the mysterious MON-KILL? And what grudge does he have against GORE? And what surprises does Dark GORE have in store for our heroes this time? Find out next time!

Episode 32: "Why does this always happen to us?" by Introbulus[edit]

As our heroes continue through the cave, their path becomes more verticle. Eventually, they reach what appears to be a hatchway in the ceiling of the cave.

Yami Yoshi: A hatch? In a cave? What kind of cave is this, anyway?

Jim: I don't know, but I have a funny feeling about this place...

Introbulus: Whatever, let's see what's outside.

Introbulus opens up the hatch, and comes out on the island with the badly-damaged robot team. He also sees Team Monkey talking to what appears to be...

Introbulus: Dark Gore?

ESD: Okay then, Master Mon, we'll do whatever you say! Just don't kill us!

Mon-Key: That's better. Now, come with me.

???: No! Those are my minions! Get your own!

Mon-Kill: Huh? Who are you?

(Suddenly, Dark Gore pops out of the lava, with a look of great anger on his face)

Dark Gore: How DARE you defect to someone else's team? I thought you were my loyal subjects!

Mousse: But sir! He threatened to kill us! He already destroyed those robots!

Mon-Kill: Gore? Is that you? What are you doing with these losers?

Dark Gore: Hey, these are MY losers! Get your own!

Introbulus: Er, I think I'll just take these robots and leave.

Introbulus quickly gathers up the remains of the Robot Team, then closes the hatch door on the island.

Pharoah Yoshi: So? What did you find?

Introbulus: Well, apparantly, we've managed to work our way back to the island where we left Gamechamp!

Gore: You mean we've been going backwards?!?

Sword Master: Why does this always happen to us?

Jim: What about Team Monkey?

Introbulus: Apparantly, they were kidnapped by some evil monkey who destroyed Team Robot.

Gore: Dark Gore?

Introbulus: No, but he looked a lot like Dark Gore...

Gore: Hmmm, interesting...

Yami Yoshi: Well, we're in no condition to take on Team Monkey and TWO Dark Gores! We'd better find another way out of here.

Introbulus: (thinking) Hmmm, maybe if I can repair these robots...(/thinking)

Jim: Hey, where did Phil get off to now?

Introbulus: Oh, the Gnome? I put him in my pocket because he kept running off whenever he "smelled" something evil. If we need him, I'll just take him out.

Fusion: Riiiight, well, we'd better find a way out of this cave...

Fred: Before Dark Gore and his team find us!

To be Continued...

OOC: I don't know about any of the other OGers, but Introbulus is partially immortal, and thus does not sufficate. Jim is a mass of evil, so he doesn't need to breath, and Phil...well, the jury's still out on Phil, but no one cares very much if he dies. (which is just as well, since he doesn't care if anyone dies either.)

Episode 33 by Gamechamp[edit]

OOC: The Robot Team! Not Team Robot! Get that right! Also, don't refer to them as just robots, they're actual characters, not just some stupid henchmen! If they are considered just robots, then I am too!

Meanwhile...

The Robot Team( except Gamechamp) wake up.

Black: Ouch... that guy can really throw a punch. But he was just lucky, I'll get him for that!

Yellow: Hey, wait! Why ae't we in the battle?

Blue: And who stole th racing game in my pocket?

Introbulus: *whistling*

Green: Whatever.

Introbulus: Wait a minute... I never even fixed you.

Black: We were never broken!

Episode 34: "Claustrophobia" by Golem[edit]

Yami: ~panting~ Phew... Is it just me, or is it getting really hot? ~starts breathing harder~

GORE: You okay?

Introbulus: Wait... Yami Yoshi is the only one here that needs to breathe!

Yami: ~wheeze~ I'm not very good at doing that right now!

Jim: But... there should be plenty of air in this cave, even if it was sealed off somehow. Which it isn't--how else would we be able to see? And Fred, why aren't you wheezing?

Fred: Uhhh... ~shrugs~ I dunno.

GORE: So... just follow the light!

Green: I don't see any definitive source...

Pharoah: ~thinking~ With Yami Yoshi gone, I could claim my throne again! There's no Sephnito to get in my way this time!

Introbulus: There is none!

Pharoah: ~talking~ I challenge you to a duel!

Everyone: What?!

Yami: ~pant, pant~ What... huh?

Pharoah: Yes!

Yami: You nuts?

Pharoah: ~thinking~ As soon as he conjures a monster, he'll have run out of energy!

Suddenly, Fusion punches Pharoah in the back of the head, rendering him unconcious.

Fusion: I didn't have to read his mind to figure out what was going to happen next.

Yami Yoshi collapses moments after.

Episode 35: "MON-KILL's Origin" by GORE-ILLA[edit]

Elsewhere...

MON-KILL: You Dirty Traitor! I'll kill you! (flies at Dark GORE)

Mecha Dark GORE: Who the Hell are you?

MON-KILL: You dirty traitor! (suckerpunches Dark GORE) You'll pay for what you have done to me! The pain you have caused me!

Mecha Dark GORE: For the last time, loser, I have no idea who you are and what grudge you have against me! (knocks MON into a rock.)

Mecha Dark GORE: C'mon, Team Monkey! (Team Monkey leaves.)

MON-KILL: (regains conciousness) Where is he? (senses GORE-ILLA in the cave.) Aha! There he is!

GORE and the others investigate Yami Yoshi's unconcious form. Suddenly, GORE is attacked from behind.

MON-KILL: Trying to escape the fight, eh GORE?

GORE: (thinking) That voice...it sounds familiar, but I can't quite place it...(/thnking) Fine. I'll fiht you - alone.

MON: Perfect.

GORE: (to OGers) You go on without me. I'll stay behind and take care of this guy. (breathes heavily)

Everyone Else: Alright. (carries Yami Yoshi away)

MON: You don't remember me, do you, GORE?

GORE: Of course not. I've never seen you before in my life.

MON: You don't. He heh. Heh hehe heh. HahahahhahahAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

GORE: Why are you laughing?!

MON: Let me refresh your EVIL memory.

SwordMaster: We have to stop it! Everybody! Press buttons!

*SwordMaster, Fusion, Yami Yoshi and GORE-ILLA start pressing random buttons, until there's a loud beep*

Computer: Laser Cannon imminence activated. Time remaining: One sec-

*Everything on the west side of the world is fazed into nothingness, the continents collapse into the sea and the sea bubbles into lava, burning everything living. However, this process takes about a minute to complete, giving our heroes TIME TO ESCAPE LIKE ANY OTHER STORY!! YAY!*

Lupus: Argh! Hot, hot hot!!! *flies into the sky with his jetpack* If I knew the laser would only work on one side of the earth, I would never have sold its Contractor Core for a EXP Egg!

SwordMaster: Lupus! You have to save us! We'll do anything!

Lupus: Anything?

SwordMaster: Anything!

Lupus: ANYTHING?

SwordMaster: Yes! Anything!

Yami Yoshi: Hey, speak for yourself...

Lupus: ...Hmm... no. See yas! *flies off into the sky, turns around, swoops back down and picks up Koopa, then flies off into the sky*

GORE-ILLA: NOOOO!!!!

-~WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU... BIGOBEER! THE BEER THAT IS BIG, AND MAKES YOU BIG!! We now return you to your normal viewing.~-

*The Bigobeer ad creates a giant plot hole near the heroes leading to safety, but powerful winds coming from the plot hole blow the heroes away as the surrounding area is flooded with lava. Yami Yoshi grabs a jagged rock protruding from the lava with his tongue. Fusion grabs Yami's tail. Sword Master clings onto Fusion's legs, and GORE hangs from Sword Master's back with his mechanical hand and grabs Gorilla 508's hand with his flesh arm. All the other gorillas are in a chain hanging on to 508.*

508: Ah...the lava's making me weak.

GORE: Don't worry! We'll make it!

508: Heh heh...GORE, I'm sorry for picking on you back at the slave camp...I just hope she's okay...

GORE: You and your sister will make it! And all the other gorillas! We'll find away to get to that plot hole!

Yami Yoshi climbs along his tongue to the jagged rock and climbs onto it against the wind.

Yami: Here it is! The Leap of Faith...

Yami leaps into the air with all his strength and flutters his wings at full speed towards the plot hole, while dragging GORE, Fusion, SM, and the Gorilla Army.

Yoshi: Too much weight...can't hold on much further.

GORE looks back at 508 and smiles EVILly. He lets go of 508.

508: GORE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!???

The gorilla army plummets into the lava; Yami and the others fly safely through the plot hole, and...

Yami Yoshi: I can't believe we escaped that!

GORE-ILLA: I thought for sure we were done for.

Fusion: We must now build up an empire and attack Troy!

SwordMaster: I'm confused. Where are we?

Yami Yoshi: Well, that ad conveniently covered up a blank where Lupus had no ideas, which has now been filled in by GORE-ILLA. We're now safely in Japan. Minus our entire Gorilla army. They got fried.

SwordMaster: Safely?

*a bunch of soldiers surround the party*

Soldier Commander: You've been charged for littering. That's the death penalty, sirs.

Fusion: But-

Soldier Commander: ANSWERING BACK! DEATH PENALTY!

Yami Yoshi: We'll come. But first you must tell us why you've changed the laws?

Soldier Commander: We haven't, sirs. It was our new President Lupus. Changed all the rules for the better. We all praise him! By the way- he told us to execute a group headed by OG Mod Yami Yoshi. Have you seen them?

Yami Yoshi: *sweatdrop* Oh boy...

GORE: MON-KILL, I can explain-

MON: Explain this! (slugs GORE-ILLA)

GORE: Alright. I'll fight you. (thinking) But why am I having trouble breathing?

MON: Alright. (leaps at GORE and unleashes a ferocious barrage of punches and kicks. The breathless GORE is unable to fight back.)

GORE: (panting) You'll...never...beat me...(leaps at MON-KILL and attempts a sweep kick, but MON leaps over it and gives GORE a roundhouse kick to the chest. He falls over.)

MON: (begins building energy for a finishing attack and pants slightly)

To Be Continued...

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