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Author: Brooser Koopa

Meanwhile, Brooser hovers in front of Mecha-Pinchy.

MP: DESTROY!

Brooser: WAH! *dodges attack*

MP: Must crush turtle!

B: ...*twitch* ....I'M NOT A FREAKING TURTLE!!!!! *goes all crazy like on Mecha-Pinchy*

(A little while later...)

MP: *in pieces* Ow...

B: That felt good.

Author: Gamechamp

Meanwhile, with the most important character of the story (you know he is!)...

Gamechamp notices... do I really need to type out the complicated stuff again? Basically, droid comes out and babbles some stuff, Gamechamp blows him up with his buster gun, and Gamechamp enters.

Gamechamp: So, this is the Apocolypse... pretty big...

Gamechamp presses a button on his wrist and a holographic map appears of the Apocolypse. Gamechamp points to one area of the map with a red dot on it.

Gamechamp: I'm right here...

He goes to a Black dot.

Gamechamp: Black's right there...

He moves over to a Blue dot.

Gamechamp: And that's Blue right there. So, this is Introbulus, and that's Dark Jim.

He points to two pictures close together, one of a guy staring mindlessly with his tounge hanging out, and another of a roped demon who is wearing his underwear on the outside.

Gamechamp: Green has to stop messing with the radar icons... Anyway, Blue and Black are quite close... and so are Introblus and Jim...

He points to an electric symbol.

Gamechamp: They're going towards that thing... From these paths, Blue, Blac, and I can intercept those two somewhere near the thing they're heading for...

He closes the hologram and starts heading to intercept them.

Meanwhile...

Green takes out a laser gun, fries a droid, and enters.

Green: Hehehe... now that I'm in here, I'm going to test a little something...

He takes out a laser shotgun. A droid comes.

Droid: Destroy intruder.

Green shoots the droid with it. Parts go flying everywhere. Only small chunks are left.

Green: *big, cheezy grin*

Author: Yoshiyami

Yami Yoshi: Yami Boshi?! I thought I killed you in the Yoshi Tournament of 1998!

Yami Boshi: You destroyed me long before that, Yoshi…ever since Master Yoshi discovered your Yoshi Egg in the Jade Jungle, you have deteriorated my life from that point on…

Yami Yoshi: What the hell?

Yami Boshi: I was an orphan child. My parents were killed when I was only four and I was adopted by my grandfather, Master Yoshi. He was very proficient in the Yoshi Arts and was the master at the island dojo. For three years, he taught me everything from the Egg Throw to the Ground Pound and by the time I turned seven, I became his top pupil. My early depressing life had taken a turn for the better…

Yami Yoshi: Yeah? What does this have to me?

Yami Boshi: That same year, the Master and I were exploring the Jade Jungle when we discovered a huge Black Yoshi Egg lying in the center of the canopy. A few seconds later, you hatched out with a golden radiant glow explosion. Since there weren’t any signs of parents around, the Master decided to adopt you as well. As the years passed, Master Yoshi seemed to neglect me and focused all his attention on you. Perhaps he found you more “special” than I. It infuriated me that you slowly became his top pupil considering that all you did all day was play video games and eat cheesecake.

Yami Yoshi: …

Yami Boshi: Finally it was the year 1998…it was time for the annual Yoshi Tournament. As whizzing through the rounds, we finally sparred off against each other in the final round. After several minutes of fighting, I decided to pull off that ultimate Yoshi attack; one that contained all my frustration and loneliness that had accumulated over the last 10 years—the Nuclear Egg. Yet…somehow…you countered it…I was blasted out into the ocean and knocked unconscious. I awoke on this desolate island…all alone once again...for six years I've been stranded here, not knowing whether I'd be having insects or leaves the next day for dinner...not knowing whether I would even HAVE dinner...the only thing I knew...is that I wanted to die.......Then...I saw a light...A few weeks ago, Emperor Akujin, the leader of the Most Powerful Villains Period council. He asked me if I wanted revenge against someone named, "Yami Yoshi". I said "yes" and then he offered me $60 million if I brought him your body...dead or alive...now here we are.

Yami Yoshi: Zzz...

Yami Boshi: WAKE UP YOU BASTARD!

Yami Yoshi: *sleep-bubble pops* Huh? Oh...damn...I'm still here?

Yami Boshi: Yes...heh heh heh...once I'm through with you, I'll have sixty big ones in the bank and my revenge will be complete! SHADOW EGG!

Author: GORE-ILLA

*GORE-ILLA meets up with Brooser near the Flying Monkey, where MON-KILL is wheeling a shopping cart which is filled with the beaten Team Monkey members. They sneak up on him from behind andkick him at the same time. MON-KILL is sent flying into the cart, which rolls right into the Flying Monkey. Legion is then tossed into the Flying Monkey, which sends it flying into the air as That Guy and ??? evacuate.*

GORE: Hey, you're that guy from last Christmas from the alternate timeline dealie!

That Guy: Yeah, thanks for reminding me of the irrepairable damage you've done to my timeline by killing your and Yami Yoshi's counterparts!

GORE: It was a simple mistake. ...I could've sworn they were clones.

That Guy: For the last time, no!

Legion: Um, ouch.

GORE: Now you I don't remember.

Legion: I was talking to you just a few minutes ago! You killed half of my army! I had you taken prisioner!

GORE: Doesn't ring a bell.

Legion: Shut up. I have to fight this guy while you lead my army to Turkmeintein, or wherever the hell we're going!

Brooser: I'm hungry.

*Saru makes some hand movements from up on the cliff.*

Saru: METEOR!

*Saru fires a big-ass ball of fire which flies up further and further until it reaches the top of the atmosphere, then speeds back down towards the camp, growing larger and larger as it falls through Earth's atmosphere. Legion, GORE, That Guy, ???, and Brooser are smart enough to jump out of the way. But the shy guys aren't, and they're all blown up when the meteor impacts and creates a crater.*

Legion: You destroyed my army! Now it's personal. (turns to GORE and the others) You four are welcome to join in when you want.

???: Five against one doesn't sound too fair.

*Saru leaps down, wielding a flaming blade.*

Saru: Believe me, it'll take even more then you five to destroy me!

*Before anyone can speak another word, Saru is already charging towards them.*

Author: That Guy

TG: Oh yeah... 7 told me about that... I wonder what he's doing now...

Meanwhile

#7: *Still tied up* Help Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile

TG: He's probably ok. Oh right, Battle.

*TG reachs into His Bag o' Random Crap and pulls out... a monkey*

GORE: Mmmm... Now we need cheese...

TG:...

*TG Pulls more crap out.*

TG: Bug spray, ugly stick, Giant cannon that can easily destroy the earth, AHAH! Evil Madman repellent!

???: ...

*TG sprays the EMR in Saru's eyes.*

Saru: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!

TG: Hehehe... Ok... Carry on.

*Gore, Legion and Brooser attack the now blind Saru.*

Author: GORE-ILLA

*Saru warms his body up enough to drive the OGers away while he regains his sight and releases a circle of fire which travels outward, scorching the group.*

That Guy: Got anything else that can help us, ????

???: Well, let's see... *Saru kicks the bag out of his hand and then punches him into a cliff.*

Brooser: Hey, no fair!

GORE: This guy's no joke...

Author: That Guy

TG: Well, that sucks. *IDEA* YAY! I GOT AN IDEA!

*TG runs to his Bag o Random Crap And ... Jumps inside it?*

???:............. Mystery Egg!

* ??? Throws a Mystery Egg Right at Saru's face. Ow. The slots begin to turn.*

Saru:#&$@*@&&%&%$!!!!!!!!!!!

GORE: He's Mad.

Brooser: I wonder what TG is doing?

Meanwhile, at the bottom of the Bag o Random Crap

TG: So you see Quacky, I Need your Help.

*A GIANT MAN-EATING RUBBER DUCKIE Arises from the bowels of the BoRC. It slowy Climbs to the top of the bag.*

TG: YES QUACKY! YES!

Author: GORE-ILLA

Saru: ENOUGH!!!

*Saru flings the Mystery Egg just at the group just as the second slot turns. He then dashes at GORE, Brooser, and Legion. The four engage in hand-to-hand combat.*

Legion: You jus don't give up, Saru!

GORE: Yeah, tell that to the MPVP!

Saru: MPVP?

Brooser: yeah, those dudes in the Apocalypse treavleing Earth's skylines!

Saru: THe Apocalypse? Here? then that means- Akujin! (he is surrouned by fire and flies away) I'll settle this later! I have bigger fish to fry!

That Guy: (leaps out of the Mystery Bag rididng the rubber duckie) Wait, where'd the guy go?

GORE: He just left.

That Guy: Great, now how'm I gonna feed Quacky?

*In Akujin's room of the Apocalypse...*

Commander Hades: Sir, there's a beach in security. Three shield generators and countless security robots have mysterious gone offline in several sectors of the ship. Should I send out some generic supervillain with "Dark" in his name?

Akujin: No, I'll go myself!

Hades: S-sir? A-a-a-a-are you s-s-s-s-serious? They could easily be some ordinary punks who got lucky!

Akujin: I'll take that risk! And do NOT question my advice or I'll forget how important you've been to this organization in the past! (thinking as he strides out of the room) Introbulus, GameChamp, and Saru... I'll get them all...(/thinking)

Author: Yoshiyami

Yami Boshi: SHADOW EGG!

*Yami Boshi hurls a black Yoshi Egg which bears a striking resemblance to Yami Yoshi’s Dark Egg. Yami Yoshi, taken slightly aback by this, is caught off guard and the egg’s explosion sends him airborne*

Yami Boshi: Flutter Kick!

*Yami Boshi jumps into the air and releases a flurry of kicks against Yami Yoshi. After about a minute of pummeling the airborne Yoshi with kicks, Yami Boshi releases one final thrust of his foot, which buries Yami Yoshi halfway into the sand*

Yami Boshi: Pathetic…I would’ve thought you’ve gotten stronger after fighting the MPVP…

*Yami Yoshi pulls himself out of the hole and coughs up a mouthful of sand*

Yami Yoshi: *wiping mouth* I’m just getting started…

*Yami Boshi charges and throws a punch at Yami Yoshi. Yami Yoshi, now prepared, blocks the incoming fist and uppercuts Yami Boshi’s nose with his other hand. Yami Boshi staggers backwards; blood dripping from his smashed nose*

Yami Yoshi: Dark Egg!

*Yami Yoshi hurls a Dark Egg at the dizzy dino which blasts him headfirst into a palm tree. Yami Boshi rubs the red bump on his head and wipes the blood off his nose*

Yami Yoshi: Now…whom were you calling pathetic earlier?

Yami Boshi: I’m not finished with you yet! SHADOW OMELET!

*Yami Boshi hurls a bombardment of Shadow Eggs at Yami Yoshi*

Yami Yoshi: Egg Shield!

*A translucent Yoshi Egg surrounds Yami Yoshi’s body and dissipates the Shadow Eggs as they collide onto the surface. After the final egg is dispelled, the Egg Shield vanishes and Yami Yoshi charges towards Yami Boshi*

Yami Yoshi: Dark Egg!

Yami Boshi: Shadow Egg!

*Yami Yoshi and Yami Boshi hurl their eggs at each simultaneously producing an enormous explosion, which sends them both spiraling through the air. The two Yoshis land on the opposite shores of the beach, breathing heavily*

Yami Yoshi: *pant* It seems…our skills…are equal…

Yami Boshi: *pant* Oh...I wouldn’t exactly say…EQUAL…while training with the MPVP, they’ve taught me a few more…techniques…

Yami Yoshi: Oh yeah? Show me!

Yami Boshi: If you wish…HATRED BEAM!

*Yami Boshi points his index finger at Yami Yoshi like a handgun. Dark energy emits from his chest and is absorbed into his finger*

Yami Boshi: Yoshi…you will feel my pain…HATRED BEAM!

*Yami Boshi fires a black and red beam of darkness at Yami Yoshi. The Hatred Beam his him square in the chest and blasts him several feet in the air until he smashes face-first into a palm tree*

Yami Yoshi: Ugh...that smarts..

*Yami Yoshi's face slides down the palm tree and into a jumbled heap at the bottom*

Yami Boshi: Heh heh heh...victory is mine!

To Be Continued...

Author: GORE-ILLA

Narrirator: Aboard the Apocalypse....

*Saru stealthily sneaks through the corridors of the massive battleship, but why he's doing so is anyone's guess. He enters a vacant dinig oom with a giant chandelier hagning fom the ceiling and a long table with many chairsin the center of the room. But Saru pays no attention to his surroundings, as all of his is currently focused on the figure standing in the doorway at the other side.*

Akujin: Greetings, Saru. I am pleased that you've returned to us after so long. Have a seat, let's talk.

Saru: I haven't been away long enough to blindly sit down on one of your booby trap-ridden Akujin chairs!

Akujin: (hops onto the table) Then you surely haven't been away long enough to forget that chalenging Emperor Akujin is a declaration of suicide!

Saru: (hops onto the table) But I have been away long enough to build up my power and technques enough to challene your own!

Akujin: You're bluffing, so I'll ask again. Why are you here?

Saru: Here, I'll show you!

*Saru dashes across the table towards Akujin and unleashes a deadly flurry of punches at Akujin, but Akujin blocks each and every one of them with only his left hand.*

Akujin: My turn.

*Akujin hook punches Saru in the stomach with his right arm. Saru stumbles over backward and spits out blood. Akujin then elbows Saru in the chin , knocking him off the table. Saru pulls himself to his feet.*

Saru: So... it seems that you're back from your dimension. And I assume the original council has been assembled?

Akujin: Almost. First Qwirtzok and Lord Chaos were freed by Sir Lupus the Turk, and then Professor Beelzebub was freed after some dead OGers unknowingly helped him. And Beelzebub was able to free me and recruit King Robert of Randomness to take the Brainwashed One's place...

*While Akujin is talking, Saru surrounds himself with a firey energy shield and lunges at Akujin, unleahing a deadly combo of moves on him which Akujin blocks with his knees with little effort. Akujin then kicks at Saru, who leaps several feet into the air and grabs the chandelier, swinging from it and kicking Akujin in the chest. Or at least he tries to, but his attack is foiled when Akujin catches his leg and squeezes them unbearably. Akujin then pulls Saru down and punches him in the face as he falls. Saru falls over backward and lands in one of the chairs. Before Saru can do anything, bonds made from some unknown material spring to life and bind him to the chair.*

Saru: Damn you, Akujin! Let me go and fight!

*Akujin takes out a gun which he aims at Saru's head. It is no normal gun, however, as it is sleek and has absolutely no room for staring amunition except for one whole in the back of the gun. Akujin sticks his index finger in the hole.*

Akujin: Don't try anything or I'll blast you with my Akujin Gun. You remember the Akujin Gun, don't you? The gun which focuses the full power of just one of my fingers into a deadly beam?

Saru: I'm familiar with it.

Akujin: Normally traitors in the MPVP would be executed on sight. But I'm willing to make a rare exception for you, Saru. Rejoin us and I will spare your life. Just don't try anything.

Saru: .......Alright.

*Akujin claps his hands and the bonds disappear.*

Akujin: Good. Now for your first mission. You see, there are two other intruders on this ship who have betrayed my trust. While I execute one group, you will get the other. And after a long brainstorm, I've decided to send you after...

Author: Yoshiyami

*Yami Yoshi stands up and cringes as his chest throbs in pain. He wipes the blood off his nose while clutching the red burn mark on his chest with his free hand*

Yami Yoshi: …ugh…damn…can’t…lose…

Yami Boshi: Ha ha ha…look at you! You should’ve known that I am and always will be…the stronger Yoshi!

Yami Yoshi: This…isn’t over yet…

Yami Boshi: “Isn’t over”?! You can barely stand up! This match has BEEN over!

Yami Yoshi: …

Yami Boshi: Yes…I have finally released all of my fury and rage which has been withheld for all these years…It’s now time for the coup de grace! I’m sure you remember THIS!

*Yami Boshi materializes a Black Yoshi Egg with a yellow radiation symbol embroidered on the surface*

Yami Yoshi: The Nuclear Egg!

Yami Boshi: That’s right…the most powerful Yoshi Egg ever. This radioactive egg has the potential power to completely annihilate an entire city!

Yami Yoshi: You’ll kill us both if you use that!

Yami Boshi: Not quite…watch this!

*Yami Boshi swallows a Blue Koopa Troopa shell, sprouts a pair of white wings and flitters several feet up into the air*

Yami Boshi: It’s now time to kill you the way I should’ve killed you five years ago…NUCLEAR EGG!

*Yami Boshi drops the Nuclear Egg and flaps away as it plummets down toward the tiny island*

Yami Boshi: Heh heh heh…sayonara Yoshi.

*Suddenly, the Nuclear Egg is sucked into the crack of an egg-shaped object which hovers above Yami Yoshi’s head*

Yami Boshi: What the hell?!?

Yami Yoshi: Heh heh heh…and now to counter you the way I countered you five years ago! The Absorption Egg!

Yami Boshi: Crap! I can’t believe this!

Yami Yoshi: Now time to finish YOU off!

*Yami Yoshi charges towards Yami Boshi grasping the Absorption Egg over his head. Suddenly, his weakened leg gives away and he trips over*

Yami Yoshi: WOAH!

*The Absorption Egg slips out of Yami Yoshi’s hands and rolls over to the area directly underneath Yami Boshi*

Yami Boshi & Yami Yoshi: Aw crap.

*The Absorption Egg bursts with an enormous fiery explosion and incinerates the entire island. The explosion blasts the two Yoshis several hundred miles away from the island…*

Meanwhile…

GORE: Who do you think that was?

Legion & Brooser & That Guy: IT’S OUR FIRST DAY!!! LIKE WE KNOW!!!

GORE: …right…

*Suddenly, a black object flies over the horizon and smashes into a sand dune a few feet away from the OGers*

GORE: What was that?

Legion & Brooser & That Guy: IT’S OUR FIRST DAY!!! LIKE WE KNOW!!!

*Yami Yoshi crawls out of the crater and rubs the red bump on top of his head*

Yami Yoshi: Ugh…all these explosions can’t be good for my health…

GORE: Yami Yoshi! You're safe!

Yami Yoshi: Yeah...after surviving two massive explosions, I think I'm doing pretty well...

Legion & Brooser & That Guy: Yami Yoshi?

Yami Yoshi: Hey! Who are these three guys?

GORE: They are the new members of the OGers. This Koopa Troopa is named Brooser Koopa.

Brooser: Hello Yami Yoshi!

GORE: The black Shy Guy’s name is Legion.

Legion: Hello comrade.

GORE: And that guy…is That Guy.

Yami Yoshi: That guy is who?

GORE: That guy is…That Guy.

Yami Yoshi: Who?

GORE: That guy is…That Guy.

Yami Yoshi: Who?

GORE: *smacks forehead* That guy’s name is THAT GUY!

Yami Yoshi: Who?

GORE: *sweatdrop* Sigh…

Author: GORE-ILLA

*Some amount of time later, after GORE shows Yami Yoshi various charts and signs indicating That Guy's identity...*

Yami Yoshi: Who?

GORE: Forget it, let's get out of here.

Legion: And how do you expect we do that with my army decimated-

Sgt. Shy Guy: What about me, sir?

Legion: Shut up. -and with all vehicles completely destroyed?

Brooser: Wait, what's that on the horizon?

*The Flying Monkey I lands in front of the group and PL-0TT emerges.*

That Guy: Wait, isn't that the ship we blew up?

PL-0TT: Incorrect. The ship in question is the Flying Monkey II, a copy EVIL Scientist Dude created after we stole the original last OG.

GORE: PL! How did you find us?

PL-0TT: I was concerned when you failed to return to Yoshi Island, so I was able to detect your signature and bring the Flying Monkey here to aid you. So where is your next destination?

GORE: PL, take us to... the Apocalypse.

Everyone: (stares)

Narrirator: The OGers are willingly returning to the Apocalypse? What does GORE have planned? How will they fare against Akujin, if they ever make it there? Find out next time on VGF Member OG 5!

Author: Yoshiyami

Meanwhile aboard the Apocalypse...

Akujin: *continuing his sentence from GORE's post* ...the Robot Team. Understood?

Saru: Yes.

Akujin: And one more thing...Saru...next time you betray me...I will be much...less...merciful...understood?

Saru: Yes, my Lord.

*Saru bows and departs down the hallway, his footsteps echoing in the metal corridor*

Akujin: Now…who are these other two intruders? Akujin Eye!

*A blood red demon eyeball pops out of Akujin’s forehead and the black pupil begins to rotate. From Akujin’s perspective, he observes the entire x-ray structure of the Apocalypse. Suddenly, he recognizes a pair of two figures scrambling across the central sector corridor towards the final operating power generator*

Akujin: …Introbulus and Jim?! I specifically ordered Shade to execute them! I’ll punish him later…

*Akujin’s third eyelid shuts*

Akujin: It looks like I’ll have to take care of them myself…unsanitary beasts…contaminating my battleship…they’ll pay for that…

Elsewhere on the Apocalypse...

*Introbulus and Jim stand in front of golden hypercube, which rotates between a pair of two vertical cylinders*

Jim: Once we destroy this final power generator, the ship’s anti-teleportation system will be disabled for a temporary amount of time…let’s destroy this thing and get back with the others!

Introbulus: Ultimate Prod!

*Introbulus points his index finger towards the golden hypercube (http://www.math.umd.edu/~gah/Gifs%20etc/HyperCube.gif) and fires a psychedelic rainbow beam. Suddenly, the beam is intercepted by an invisible force and is reflected back towards Introbulus and Jim*

Jim: Cloak Shield!

*Jim conceals Introbulus’ body just in time to dispel the reflected rainbow beam*

Jim: What the heck was that?

Introbulus: Perhaps there’s an invisible force field guarding the generator…

Voice: Not quite...

Author: GORE-ILLA

*The Flying Monkey aproaches the Apocalypse.*

Yami: GORE, are you sure about this? Shouldn't we find Trobby first?

GORE: No, we can't stall any longer. We need to attacks the Apocalypse now and stop these guys once and for all!

Legion: Wait, why am I here?

That Guy: I don't know, we just met these guys and now for some reason we're helping their suicide mission!

Brooser: Now I'm hungry.

???: So what's the plan?

GORE: ...I KNEW I forgot something!

*Back on the Apocalypse, at GameChamp's location, GameChamp was well on his way to the last power generator when suddenly a blast of fire came from nowhere and tossed him into the wall.*

Saru: Greetings, Mr. Champ. I was hoping taht you could help me... (flames radiate from his body) ...vent my anger.

GameChamp: Oh yeah? ROLL CALL!

*Silence.*

GameChamp: Damn, I gotta remember to stop saying that when I'm alone.

Saru: Yes you are very much alone, as I should inform you that I've met all four of your color-coded friends and taken care of them. They're now busy in the MPVP's Reprogramming Room.

GameChamp: You... you.... HUMAN!

Saru: Tsk tsk, can't you see I'm busy wih an experiment? (builds up a powerful fireball) Now let's see how much humidity your armor can take before you... overheat. Heh heh heh...

Author: Golem

~Gamechamp, being one that can put two and two together, realizes defeating Saru would be a lot easier with the juice from that last power generator. He starts up previously hidden jets in both the underside of his feet and back of his torso and blasts over Saru's head. Ahead is the final power generator.~

Gamechamp: ROLL CALL! Jet 1, right foot! Useful for air travel! Jet 2, left foot! ...Same as Jet 1! Jet 3, torso! That's the race-winner!

~Saru whips his body around and shoots the fireball at Gamechamp, who immediately moves his feet jets to lower himself to close to the ground. The fireball goes over his head, farther down the hall, and hits the final power generator with all its might.~