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Mole Guy: Hey, I don't like to toot my own horn... but hey, consider them dead. | Mole Guy: Hey, I don't like to toot my own horn... but hey, consider them dead. | ||
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| + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Elsewhere, a cat-earred girl appears out of nowhere* | ||
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| + | Tiffa: Tee hee! That felt good. | ||
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| + | Mole Guy: Um, where did you come from? | ||
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| + | Tiffa: I don't know but for some strange raeson I feel a strong attraction to you. | ||
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| + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Tiffa laens over to kiss Mole Guy but another girl appapears and grabs her by the collar* | ||
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| + | Marin: Cool it there, Tiffs! The only one who's taking your virginity is me. And I'm completely heterosexual so taht means you're staying a virgin forever! <br>-Mole Guy is a hit with the ladies too in Club Member OG | ||
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Revision as of 20:02, 9 March 2009
Full Name: Mole Man
Birthdate: Unknown
Species: Dwarf
Creator: Masamune... err... Konami
First Appearance: Farewell Kester
Background
A mysterious dwarf who is the best friend ever of Kester, no really. He also lives in the bathroom at Gamehiker High University.
Faces of Mole Man
In truth, Mole Man is a master of disguise. He has taken many disguises as seen to the right, such as:
- 8-Bit Mole Man
- Black Afro Mole Man
- New Years Mole Man
- Groucho Mole Man
- Pilgrim Mole Man
- Plumber Mole Man
- Afro Mole Man (aka Bob Ross)
- Santa Mole Man
Trivia
- Mole Man was an avatar fad at Gamehiker.com thanks to Masamune, who changed the avatars of GORE-ILLA, Yami, and Lupus to different versions of Mole Man.
- Mole Man is in actuality a character from Suikoden III - Twaikin.
Quotes
*Several hours later, at a mysterious shrine, the four members of the Mole Guy Club, concealed within cloaks, meet beneath a giant golden statue of the Mole Guy.*
Masamune: When shall we four meet again? In thunder, lightning or in rain?
Lupus: When the hurly-burly's done, when the battle's lost and won.
GORE: That will be ere the set of Sun.
Yami: And thrice the brinded cat hath mewed.
Masamune: Great, Yami! Great! You always have to throw us off!
Yami: Hey, I'm in this for the money.
Masamune: Whatever. Let us perform the ritual.
*Masamune, GORE, Yami and Lupus all extend their hands, revealing rings with avatars of the Mole Guy imprinted on them.*
Masamune: Serious!
GORE: Winking!
Yami: Mischievous!
Lupus: Surprised!
*Energy beams fire from the four rings and combine to form a vaguely mole-like man.*
Mole Guy: With your powers combined, I am Captain Mole Guy!
Masamune: Alright, my loyal demigod. Smite the filth that has polluted our forums! Destroy the Knights, and crush the Saracens, with your obnoxiously-great powers!
Mole Guy: Hey, I don't like to toot my own horn... but hey, consider them dead.
*Mole Guy flies off while the Mole Guy Club members raise their arms in triumph.*
-The Mole Guy Club sound off in Club Member OG
*Elsewhere, a cat-earred girl appears out of nowhere*
Tiffa: Tee hee! That felt good.
Mole Guy: Um, where did you come from?
Tiffa: I don't know but for some strange raeson I feel a strong attraction to you.
*Tiffa laens over to kiss Mole Guy but another girl appapears and grabs her by the collar*
Marin: Cool it there, Tiffs! The only one who's taking your virginity is me. And I'm completely heterosexual so taht means you're staying a virgin forever!
-Mole Guy is a hit with the ladies too in Club Member OG