Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada (411 Series)

A televised series based on the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada. Six episodes were planned, but only the first was completed and only the first three were fully scripted.

General Information

The premise involves part of the crew being missing (particularly Captain Scruffy, Lupine Shadow, No Name and Skanky Siren). Que Pasa attempts to take control of the crew and deal with their usual adversaries while seeking clues to the whereabouts of their lost comrades. It takes place after The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie II: Secret of The Guz, despite the movie never having been completed.

Cast

Main Cast

• Matthew Guzman as Stampede the Marksman/The Guz
• Bianca Sirotiak as White Panther
• John Murro as Que Pasa and Morgan Freeman
• Carlo-Stanley Aguilera as Edwin
• Manny Gonzalez as That Krazy Dude
• Darren Ithier as Mini-Myself
• Rafael as himself
• Wilian Ferman as Rudolph
• Kunj Shah as Darth Curry

Other Characters

• Nicholas Yuknalis as Sir Nicholas

Episodes

Scripts are here.

• Episode 1: It's Christmas, Baby Please Shut Up- The first episode. In this Christmas special, the disappearance of the captain and other pirates is discovered. While Que Pasa struggles to keep the crew in line, things get worse when Sir Nicholas arrives to negotiate a peace treaty between the pirates and the Vikings, and failing to amuse the Viking King will result in all out war between the pirates and Vikings.
  • Originally intended to air with the December 411. However, it could not be edited in time (plus there's a couple of scenes to shoot or reshoot), so it has been held back into January. Then the entire January 411 was pushed back to February 16th from January 31st.
• Episode 2- Originally planned for January then February 411. Intended Valentine's Day/Setsubun special. This episode featured the ninjas with Sensei as a guest star, and featured the emergence of Stampede and White Panther's romance as well as the cliffhanger ending with That Krazy Dude nearly being killed off. Onlly the Setusbun scenes were shot before the series was scrapped.
• Episode 3- This would have been the "Revenge of the Sith" episode with White Panther exploding and Stampede falling to the dark side at Darth Curry's temptations, with a battle between Que Pasa and Stampede. Additionally showed That Krazy Dude recovering from his death that wound up only causing him amnesia. Scripted, but never filmed.
• Episode 4- While not completely planned, this episode would involve Stampede's rise to the presidency as well as the revival of White Panther in some manner. Either this episode or the following would introduce Zandra as Edwin's daughter from the future.
• Episode 5- I think around this time for "The Empire Strikes Back" Que Pasa is taken out of commission by being transformed into an Alex Portilla in the Portilla Chamber. It would end in a "Pirates of the Caribbean II" shock ending by setting up for the return of Scruffy but instead Nemo arrives to command the crew. Also Bob Saget tries to use Stampede's body as his new host.
• Episode 6- The finale with the return of the original pirates and the redemption of Stampede as he battles Bob Saget as only he can, in a Guitar Hero showdown.

External Links

• Episode 1