Difference between revisions of "Karl"
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Karl, whose real life counterpart seemed pretty indifferent to the GCPA anyways, was later among the many souls that the GCPA sold to [[Chevy Chase]] in order to get their new ship in '''Welcome to the Summer Youth Program Bitches!'''. | Karl, whose real life counterpart seemed pretty indifferent to the GCPA anyways, was later among the many souls that the GCPA sold to [[Chevy Chase]] in order to get their new ship in '''Welcome to the Summer Youth Program Bitches!'''. | ||
| − | They return in the [[GCPA Finale]]. Karl is now portrayed somewhat differently, having <s>taken a level in badass</s> taken an infinite amount of levels in badass, like a supernatural force of badass pimpery. He later is one of the potential future captains participating in Scruffy's captain games, showing himself as the most badass captain when he leads his followers into the ninja panty safe in one of the series' most awesome-looking action series, complete with punching through a ninja's heart. | + | They return in the [[GCPA Finale]]. Karl is now portrayed somewhat differently, having <s>taken a level in badass</s> taken an infinite amount of levels in badass, like a supernatural force of badass pimpery. He later is one of the potential future captains participating in Scruffy's captain games, showing himself as the most badass captain when he leads his followers into the ninja panty safe in one of the series' most awesome-looking action series, complete with punching through a ninja's heart. He later disguised himself as a clown to infiltrate Count Gonad's ball with the others, but he (with [[ADD]], [[One-Armed Willy]] and [[Nemo]]) then chose to leave the crew to take up jobs at [[Shiny Stallone]]'s new casino. He was able to call [[Stampede]] and [[White Panther]]'s secret relationship. |
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ADD: How are we gonna survive?! | ADD: How are we gonna survive?! | ||
| − | Karl: (zips up pants and waves goodbye to the ninja hoe) You can start by not being a bitch. (Lupine begins to open his mouth) And that goes double for you. | + | Karl: (zips up pants and waves goodbye to the ninja hoe) You can start by not being a bitch. (Lupine begins to open his mouth) And that goes double for you. |
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| + | One-Armed Willy: (wearing a fake mullet, goatee and styrofoam arm) Look at Karl, he's some kinda clown! | ||
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| + | Karl: Know what, fuck you! | ||
| + | Scruffy: Hush Kark, your disguise is mute! | ||
| + | Karl: Kark? Damn that's badass, can I change my name? ...I'll be quiet. | ||
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| + | -All from the finale | ||
[[Category: GCPA Characters]] [[Category: Members of Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada]] | [[Category: GCPA Characters]] [[Category: Members of Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada]] | ||
Revision as of 05:22, 16 November 2009
A former member of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada. He was described as the "angry black man trying to get out the hood". He initially appeared in several Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sidequests starting with The Newport/Hoboken Adventures. The story of how he met and joined the crew was shown in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel. However, he was afraid to join the GCPA because the hood was constantly hunting him down and Karl feared they would target the GCPA to get to him. However, that intended running gag never re-emerged. Did he even have any powers?
Well in the two sidequests taking place in Newport and Hoboken he had his largest role when he entered a Johnny Rocket's and began working there, causing him to develop the superhero alterego known as Johnny Rocket. He attacked simply by offering food to the criminals he encountered. This would cause their arteries to explode decades later; Justice is patience.
Karl, whose real life counterpart seemed pretty indifferent to the GCPA anyways, was later among the many souls that the GCPA sold to Chevy Chase in order to get their new ship in Welcome to the Summer Youth Program Bitches!.
They return in the GCPA Finale. Karl is now portrayed somewhat differently, having taken a level in badass taken an infinite amount of levels in badass, like a supernatural force of badass pimpery. He later is one of the potential future captains participating in Scruffy's captain games, showing himself as the most badass captain when he leads his followers into the ninja panty safe in one of the series' most awesome-looking action series, complete with punching through a ninja's heart. He later disguised himself as a clown to infiltrate Count Gonad's ball with the others, but he (with ADD, One-Armed Willy and Nemo) then chose to leave the crew to take up jobs at Shiny Stallone's new casino. He was able to call Stampede and White Panther's secret relationship.
Quotes
Karl: How bout we bust a cap in your ass while I read all these other phrases from my "Encyclopedia of Intimidating Blaxploitation Phrases"!
Karl: Fun game, right?
Lady: Yes, it is pretty fun. I'm trying to win a prize for my son.
Karl: Err.. (coughs, cuing Edwin)
Edwin: (rushes drenched in sweat) Karl! There's a fire down at the orphanage!
Karl: (looks to the lady) I'm sorry. (whips out fireman hat and puts it on) But duty calls.
*Karl then dashes off with Edwin. The lady blinks and continues playing rollerball. They stop outside, where Edwin whips out cotton candy and they share it while they watch the orphanage burn.*
Karl: Damn, that thing is really burning.
Edwin: Yeah, the actual orphanage fire helps our story very conveniently.
Karl: The world needs its hoes, Lupine. I hope someday you understand that.
ADD: How are we gonna survive?!
Karl: (zips up pants and waves goodbye to the ninja hoe) You can start by not being a bitch. (Lupine begins to open his mouth) And that goes double for you.
One-Armed Willy: (wearing a fake mullet, goatee and styrofoam arm) Look at Karl, he's some kinda clown!
Karl: Know what, fuck you!
Scruffy: Hush Kark, your disguise is mute!
Karl: Kark? Damn that's badass, can I change my name? ...I'll be quiet.
-All from the finale