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OOC: Just to make you feel good, we'll quit god-modding. And if you still spam, then too bad, because I have reported to Yami Yoshi. He is probably going to...LOCK THIS IF YOU DON'T QUIT! | OOC: Just to make you feel good, we'll quit god-modding. And if you still spam, then too bad, because I have reported to Yami Yoshi. He is probably going to...LOCK THIS IF YOU DON'T QUIT! | ||
− | *Inside of Lupus...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Inside of Lupus...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
YY: Now I know how Fusion feels. | YY: Now I know how Fusion feels. | ||
− | *Meanwhile, at the battle between Lord Chaos and SF, they both exchange punches and kicks (and energy blasts) at each other like there's no tomorrow* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Meanwhile, at the battle between Lord Chaos and SF, they both exchange punches and kicks (and energy blasts) at each other like there's no tomorrow<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
SF: Give up, Chaos! | SF: Give up, Chaos! | ||
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SF: Then I have no choice! Jawbreaker Beam! | SF: Then I have no choice! Jawbreaker Beam! | ||
− | Lord Chaos: What th-*gets turned into a jawbreaker* | + | Lord Chaos: What th-<nowiki>*</nowiki>gets turned into a jawbreaker<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
− | SF: *eats Chaos* Mmmm, tasty! But what will be even tastier is your defeat, Lupus! | + | SF: <nowiki>*</nowiki>eats Chaos<nowiki>*</nowiki> Mmmm, tasty! But what will be even tastier is your defeat, Lupus! |
Lupus: You think you can beat me? Never! You may be a scary, 40 foot God of Jawbreakers who will probably kill me, but I'm the God of Cheese! Cheese Ray! | Lupus: You think you can beat me? Never! You may be a scary, 40 foot God of Jawbreakers who will probably kill me, but I'm the God of Cheese! Cheese Ray! | ||
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SF: Jawbreaker Ray! | SF: Jawbreaker Ray! | ||
− | *The beams connect and form...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>The beams connect and form...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
SF/Lupus: A cheese-flavored jawbreaker!? Let me eat it! | SF/Lupus: A cheese-flavored jawbreaker!? Let me eat it! | ||
− | *They exchange punches and kicks until the jawbreaker is eaten by...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>They exchange punches and kicks until the jawbreaker is eaten by...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
SF/Lupus: FrEd!? | SF/Lupus: FrEd!? | ||
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FrEd: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | FrEd: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | ||
− | *FrEd is chased away into the sunset by an angry Super Fusion and a steamed Lupus* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>FrEd is chased away into the sunset by an angry Super Fusion and a steamed Lupus<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
SF: Wait! | SF: Wait! | ||
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Lupus: Good idea! | Lupus: Good idea! | ||
− | *So they made two more cheese-flavored jawbreakers and ate them. Inside SF's stomach...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>So they made two more cheese-flavored jawbreakers and ate them. Inside SF's stomach...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Chaos: So I'm a jawbreaker inside of Fusion. | Chaos: So I'm a jawbreaker inside of Fusion. | ||
− | *The cheese-flavored jawbreaker lands on Chaos's head* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>The cheese-flavored jawbreaker lands on Chaos's head<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Chaos: YEEEEEOUCH! Uh oh, I bid my tongue! Dats it! I'm mad! Body Slam! | Chaos: YEEEEEOUCH! Uh oh, I bid my tongue! Dats it! I'm mad! Body Slam! | ||
− | *He slams into the walls of SF's stomach, but without effect* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>He slams into the walls of SF's stomach, but without effect<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
SF's Voice: You'll have to try harder than that! | SF's Voice: You'll have to try harder than that! | ||
− | *Inside Lupus's stomach...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Inside Lupus's stomach...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
YY: Hey, what's this cheese-flavored jawbreaker doing here? | YY: Hey, what's this cheese-flavored jawbreaker doing here? | ||
− | *Meanwhile, at the MPVP HQ...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Meanwhile, at the MPVP HQ...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Qwirtzok: I'm worried about Chaos. He's been gone too long to have killed Fusion. | Qwirtzok: I'm worried about Chaos. He's been gone too long to have killed Fusion. | ||
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King Bob: Let's find out! | King Bob: Let's find out! | ||
− | *So, they get in a teleporter and set the coordinates to Chaos's location. When they find him...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>So, they get in a teleporter and set the coordinates to Chaos's location. When they find him...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Qwirtzok: Hey, I found two jawbreakers! | Qwirtzok: Hey, I found two jawbreakers! | ||
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Chaos: I'm over here! I'm the red jawbreaker! | Chaos: I'm over here! I'm the red jawbreaker! | ||
− | Qwirtzok: This must be him! *picks up Chaos* Woah, you look freaky! | + | Qwirtzok: This must be him! <nowiki>*</nowiki>picks up Chaos<nowiki>*</nowiki> Woah, you look freaky! |
SF's Voice: Who dares intrude in my stomach!? | SF's Voice: Who dares intrude in my stomach!? | ||
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Qwirtzok: Not if I can help it! Egyptian Beam! | Qwirtzok: Not if I can help it! Egyptian Beam! | ||
− | *He zaps the walls of SF's stomach* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>He zaps the walls of SF's stomach<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
SF's Voice: Hey, you can't treat Fusion the Enforcer this way! Take this! | SF's Voice: Hey, you can't treat Fusion the Enforcer this way! Take this! | ||
− | *Stomach acid begins to build up inside* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Stomach acid begins to build up inside<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Qwirtzok: Quick, let's climb out of here! | Qwirtzok: Quick, let's climb out of here! | ||
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Chaos: And hurry! | Chaos: And hurry! | ||
− | *They climb up SF's esophagus and into his mouth* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>They climb up SF's esophagus and into his mouth<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
King Bob: Open you mouth and let us out! | King Bob: Open you mouth and let us out! | ||
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SF: Never! Saliva Attack! | SF: Never! Saliva Attack! | ||
− | *A saliva-like Fusion emerges* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>A saliva-like Fusion emerges<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Saliva Fusion: Fusion Beam! | Saliva Fusion: Fusion Beam! | ||
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King Bob: Bob Beam! | King Bob: Bob Beam! | ||
− | *The beams connect until both of them hit Saliva Fusion and split him in two* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>The beams connect until both of them hit Saliva Fusion and split him in two<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Saliva Fusion #1: Jawbreaker Ray! | Saliva Fusion #1: Jawbreaker Ray! | ||
− | *Qwirtzok's left leg is turned into a hard candy coating* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Qwirtzok's left leg is turned into a hard candy coating<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Chaos: Help, I'm slipping from your hand! | Chaos: Help, I'm slipping from your hand! | ||
− | *Suddenly, SF coughs them up and smashes them with his huge foot* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Suddenly, SF coughs them up and smashes them with his huge foot<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Chaos: Luckily, I am comprised of some candy coating from Coruscant, which is immune to getting stepped on. | Chaos: Luckily, I am comprised of some candy coating from Coruscant, which is immune to getting stepped on. | ||
− | *Since gods cannot die, Qwirtzok and King Bob reform in the Land of Lost Gods. There is no way the gods imprisoned here can get out* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Since gods cannot die, Qwirtzok and King Bob reform in the Land of Lost Gods. There is no way the gods imprisoned here can get out<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Qwirtzok: Hey, where's Chaos? | Qwirtzok: Hey, where's Chaos? | ||
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King Bob: He must've survived. | King Bob: He must've survived. | ||
− | *Meanwhile, back on Earth...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Meanwhile, back on Earth...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
SF: I'm gonna have to rescue YY! Fusion Thump! | SF: I'm gonna have to rescue YY! Fusion Thump! | ||
− | Lupus: HAHA-*gets thumped in the gut by a gigantic finger and coughs up YY* | + | Lupus: HAHA-<nowiki>*</nowiki>gets thumped in the gut by a gigantic finger and coughs up YY<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
− | *SF catches YY in his hand* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>SF catches YY in his hand<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
SF: Normalizer! | SF: Normalizer! | ||
− | *SF turns YY back into a Yoshi* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>SF turns YY back into a Yoshi<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
YY: Thanks, dude! Anyway, we must get out of here! | YY: Thanks, dude! Anyway, we must get out of here! | ||
− | SF: Gladly! Fly away! *flies away with YY in his hand* | + | SF: Gladly! Fly away! <nowiki>*</nowiki>flies away with YY in his hand<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
− | Lupus: *gets back up* Someday, I'll get you Fusion. | + | Lupus: <nowiki>*</nowiki>gets back up<nowiki>*</nowiki> Someday, I'll get you Fusion. |
???: Hey, you! | ???: Hey, you! | ||
− | Lupus: WTF? *notices Chaos* | + | Lupus: WTF? <nowiki>*</nowiki>notices Chaos<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Chaos: Yeah you! I need you to turn me back into a god again! | Chaos: Yeah you! I need you to turn me back into a god again! | ||
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Chaos: Dang. Fly away! | Chaos: Dang. Fly away! | ||
− | *The "jawbreakerfied" Chaos flies away after SF* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>The "jawbreakerfied" Chaos flies away after SF<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
TO BE CONTINUED... | TO BE CONTINUED... | ||
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Sephnity:I'm gonna take you downtown sucka! | Sephnity:I'm gonna take you downtown sucka! | ||
− | BSD*Holding head in pain*:I'd like to see you try! | + | BSD<nowiki>*</nowiki>Holding head in pain<nowiki>*</nowiki>:I'd like to see you try! |
Sephnity:Sephnity beam! | Sephnity:Sephnity beam! | ||
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Sephnity shoots a beam in the shape of his head at BSD and he gets hit by it and seriously gets hurt by it. | Sephnity shoots a beam in the shape of his head at BSD and he gets hit by it and seriously gets hurt by it. | ||
− | BSD*Looking at one of the tarpits noticing that on of them is filled with metallic tar*:I dare you to attack me again! | + | BSD<nowiki>*</nowiki>Looking at one of the tarpits noticing that on of them is filled with metallic tar<nowiki>*</nowiki>:I dare you to attack me again! |
Sepphnity:Sephnity headbutt! | Sepphnity:Sephnity headbutt! | ||
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==Episode 70: "The Harder They Fall" by Yami Yoshi== | ==Episode 70: "The Harder They Fall" by Yami Yoshi== | ||
− | *The Sephnity Blast knocks BSMD into a tar pit. BSMD struggles to escape* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>The Sephnity Blast knocks BSMD into a tar pit. BSMD struggles to escape<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
BSMD: Hey! I can't escape! What's going on? | BSMD: Hey! I can't escape! What's going on? | ||
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BSMD: Never! I shall never sacrifice my supreme powers! FLASH FLARE MOLTEN EGG! | BSMD: Never! I shall never sacrifice my supreme powers! FLASH FLARE MOLTEN EGG! | ||
− | *BSMD tries to throw a FFME but he cannot since his arm is covered with tar* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>BSMD tries to throw a FFME but he cannot since his arm is covered with tar<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Yami Yoshi: This is bad...BSMD! Remove your metal armor now! | Yami Yoshi: This is bad...BSMD! Remove your metal armor now! | ||
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BSMD: Shut up! It's the only way I can defeat Sephnity! BLACK SKULL METAL DRAGOSHI FIREBALL! | BSMD: Shut up! It's the only way I can defeat Sephnity! BLACK SKULL METAL DRAGOSHI FIREBALL! | ||
− | *BSMD spits poorly aimed fireballs at Sephnity all which miss him* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>BSMD spits poorly aimed fireballs at Sephnity all which miss him<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
− | Yami Yoshi: *slaps forehead* Ugh! | + | Yami Yoshi: <nowiki>*</nowiki>slaps forehead<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ugh! |
− | *BSMD's body continues to sink deeper into the tar* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>BSMD's body continues to sink deeper into the tar<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
In the Idej Skies... | In the Idej Skies... | ||
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Super Fusion: Ha ha ha! The final boss of Final Fantasy is now nothing but a mere jawbreaker! No one can stop me! No one! Ha ha ha ha ha! | Super Fusion: Ha ha ha! The final boss of Final Fantasy is now nothing but a mere jawbreaker! No one can stop me! No one! Ha ha ha ha ha! | ||
− | *Suddenly, a spherical object slams into the back of Super Fusion's head* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Suddenly, a spherical object slams into the back of Super Fusion's head<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Super Fusion: Ow! What was that? | Super Fusion: Ow! What was that? | ||
− | *Super Fusion turns around and sees the Jawbreaker Chaos floating behind him* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Super Fusion turns around and sees the Jawbreaker Chaos floating behind him<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Super Fusion: You! Don't you ever learn? | Super Fusion: You! Don't you ever learn? | ||
− | Jawbreaker Chaos: *in a high pitched voice* You fool! Just because you transformed me into a jawbreaker doesn't mean I haven't lost my fighting skills! CHAOS CRASH! | + | Jawbreaker Chaos: <nowiki>*</nowiki>in a high pitched voice<nowiki>*</nowiki> You fool! Just because you transformed me into a jawbreaker doesn't mean I haven't lost my fighting skills! CHAOS CRASH! |
− | *Jawbreaker Chaos slams his body into Super Fusion multiple times* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Jawbreaker Chaos slams his body into Super Fusion multiple times<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Super Fusion: Ow! You are nothing but a mere annoyance! JAWBREAKER PUNCH! | Super Fusion: Ow! You are nothing but a mere annoyance! JAWBREAKER PUNCH! | ||
− | *Super Fusion throws a punch at Jawbreaker Chaos but the candy easily evades the attack and slams his body into Super Fusion again* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Super Fusion throws a punch at Jawbreaker Chaos but the candy easily evades the attack and slams his body into Super Fusion again<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Jawbreaker Chaos: Don't you know that jawbreakers are the toughest candies around? | Jawbreaker Chaos: Don't you know that jawbreakers are the toughest candies around? | ||
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Super Fusion: Argh! That's it! I'm going to swallow you whole! | Super Fusion: Argh! That's it! I'm going to swallow you whole! | ||
− | *Super Fusion opens his mouth and tries to suck in Jawbreaker Chaos. Jawbreaker Chaos purposely flies into Super Fusion's mouth and bursts through the back of Super Fusion's head. Super Fusion shouts out in pain as the hole in the back of his head emits blood* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Super Fusion opens his mouth and tries to suck in Jawbreaker Chaos. Jawbreaker Chaos purposely flies into Super Fusion's mouth and bursts through the back of Super Fusion's head. Super Fusion shouts out in pain as the hole in the back of his head emits blood<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Super Fusion: AAARRRGGGHHH!!! | Super Fusion: AAARRRGGGHHH!!! | ||
− | *Super Fusion clutches the back of his head in pain* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Super Fusion clutches the back of his head in pain<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Jawbreaker Chaos: This is just the beginning... | Jawbreaker Chaos: This is just the beginning... | ||
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SF: Yes, as a matter of fact, I have a lot of forms. I start out with Fusion, then Super Fusion, then Ultra Fusion. As for my final form, let's just say that you don't want to know what I can do. | SF: Yes, as a matter of fact, I have a lot of forms. I start out with Fusion, then Super Fusion, then Ultra Fusion. As for my final form, let's just say that you don't want to know what I can do. | ||
− | *Suddenly, SF starts to glow and surge with electricity* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Suddenly, SF starts to glow and surge with electricity<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Chaos: Oh crap! | Chaos: Oh crap! | ||
− | *Suddenly, the rest of the OGers and Anti-OGers stop fighting and notice SF* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Suddenly, the rest of the OGers and Anti-OGers stop fighting and notice SF<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Dark Jim: What power!!! | Dark Jim: What power!!! | ||
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PL: 4 forms: Normal, Super, Ultra, and Final. He may have a 5th form, but that's undetermined. | PL: 4 forms: Normal, Super, Ultra, and Final. He may have a 5th form, but that's undetermined. | ||
− | *Meanwhile, in the Land of Lost Gods...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Meanwhile, in the Land of Lost Gods...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Qwirtzok: Hey, we must get out of here! Good thing I brought a mini-teleporter! Just touch my wrist and we're outta here! | Qwirtzok: Hey, we must get out of here! Good thing I brought a mini-teleporter! Just touch my wrist and we're outta here! | ||
− | King Bob: Ok! *touches Qwirtzok's wrist* | + | King Bob: Ok! <nowiki>*</nowiki>touches Qwirtzok's wrist<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
− | *They teleport back to Earth. Meanwhile, back on Earth...* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>They teleport back to Earth. Meanwhile, back on Earth...<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Sephnity: NOOO!!! He's getting even stronger! | Sephnity: NOOO!!! He's getting even stronger! | ||
− | *Suddenly, SF cracks open, revealing a man that looks remarkably like Sigma 4* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>Suddenly, SF cracks open, revealing a man that looks remarkably like Sigma 4<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
New Fusion: HA! I have become Ultra Fusion! | New Fusion: HA! I have become Ultra Fusion! | ||
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Chaos: That's your new form? BAH! You're even shorter than your previous form! Chaos Blast! | Chaos: That's your new form? BAH! You're even shorter than your previous form! Chaos Blast! | ||
− | *He blasts at UF, who smacks the blast back at him. It hits Chaos, sending him flying onto the ground. He rolls back at 100 mph* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>He blasts at UF, who smacks the blast back at him. It hits Chaos, sending him flying onto the ground. He rolls back at 100 mph<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Chaos: Just a minor setback! Damnation Hand! | Chaos: Just a minor setback! Damnation Hand! | ||
− | *A giant hand reaches out of the ground to grab UF, but he teleports away right before it grabs him. He kicks the hand, causing it to wimper and go back into the shadows* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>A giant hand reaches out of the ground to grab UF, but he teleports away right before it grabs him. He kicks the hand, causing it to wimper and go back into the shadows<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
UF: Get some! | UF: Get some! | ||
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UF: Arm Twist! | UF: Arm Twist! | ||
− | *UF twists Chaos's hand behind his back* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>UF twists Chaos's hand behind his back<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
Chaos: OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! | Chaos: OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! | ||
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UF: Ultra Beam! | UF: Ultra Beam! | ||
− | *He blasts Chaos into a tree* | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>He blasts Chaos into a tree<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
− | Chaos: I...cannot...fail...the...MPVP!!! I'll be back! *disappears* | + | Chaos: I...cannot...fail...the...MPVP!!! I'll be back! <nowiki>*</nowiki>disappears<nowiki>*</nowiki> |
UF: Now to help out my friends! | UF: Now to help out my friends! | ||
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GORE: You forget that Fusion and BSD have already won their matches and will be here soon. | GORE: You forget that Fusion and BSD have already won their matches and will be here soon. | ||
− | Mecha-Dark GORE: I think not. You forget another law about us villains: We never die! We just come back stronger then before! *As he speaks, Sephnity and Chaos rise from the ocean and float away.* Even Fusion will eventually be tired out! So there's no way you can win. | + | Mecha-Dark GORE: I think not. You forget another law about us villains: We never die! We just come back stronger then before! <nowiki>*</nowiki>As he speaks, Sephnity and Chaos rise from the ocean and float away.<nowiki>*</nowiki> Even Fusion will eventually be tired out! So there's no way you can win. |
GORE struggles to get up. Mecha-Dark GORE walks up to GORE and kicks him in the chin. He is sent flying back against the wall. | GORE struggles to get up. Mecha-Dark GORE walks up to GORE and kicks him in the chin. He is sent flying back against the wall. |
Revision as of 01:24, 14 July 2007
Editor's Note: The original page 8 and 9 were filled with arguments about Fusion's and BSD's posts. Yami Yoshi came in and deleted the arguing so the story could continue. What's archived here is the end result.
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OOC: Just to make you feel good, we'll quit god-modding. And if you still spam, then too bad, because I have reported to Yami Yoshi. He is probably going to...LOCK THIS IF YOU DON'T QUIT!
*Inside of Lupus...*
YY: Now I know how Fusion feels.
*Meanwhile, at the battle between Lord Chaos and SF, they both exchange punches and kicks (and energy blasts) at each other like there's no tomorrow*
SF: Give up, Chaos!
Chaos: Never! The MPVP shall prevail!
SF: Then I have no choice! Jawbreaker Beam!
Lord Chaos: What th-*gets turned into a jawbreaker*
SF: *eats Chaos* Mmmm, tasty! But what will be even tastier is your defeat, Lupus!
Lupus: You think you can beat me? Never! You may be a scary, 40 foot God of Jawbreakers who will probably kill me, but I'm the God of Cheese! Cheese Ray!
SF: Jawbreaker Ray!
*The beams connect and form...*
SF/Lupus: A cheese-flavored jawbreaker!? Let me eat it!
*They exchange punches and kicks until the jawbreaker is eaten by...*
SF/Lupus: FrEd!?
FrEd: Heck, yeah! I love cheese and jawbreakers!
SF/Lupus: Kill FrEd!
FrEd: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*FrEd is chased away into the sunset by an angry Super Fusion and a steamed Lupus*
SF: Wait!
Lupus: Huh?
SF: Let's connect our beams a few more times and make two cheese-flavored jawbreakers!
Lupus: Good idea!
*So they made two more cheese-flavored jawbreakers and ate them. Inside SF's stomach...*
Chaos: So I'm a jawbreaker inside of Fusion.
*The cheese-flavored jawbreaker lands on Chaos's head*
Chaos: YEEEEEOUCH! Uh oh, I bid my tongue! Dats it! I'm mad! Body Slam!
*He slams into the walls of SF's stomach, but without effect*
SF's Voice: You'll have to try harder than that!
*Inside Lupus's stomach...*
YY: Hey, what's this cheese-flavored jawbreaker doing here?
*Meanwhile, at the MPVP HQ...*
Qwirtzok: I'm worried about Chaos. He's been gone too long to have killed Fusion.
King Bob: Wait, I think I remember one of our sources saying that Fusion has become the God of Jawbreakers!
Qwirtzok: Then Fusion must have eaten Chaos!
King Bob: Let's find out!
*So, they get in a teleporter and set the coordinates to Chaos's location. When they find him...*
Qwirtzok: Hey, I found two jawbreakers!
King Bob: One must be Chaos!
Chaos: I'm over here! I'm the red jawbreaker!
Qwirtzok: This must be him! *picks up Chaos* Woah, you look freaky!
SF's Voice: Who dares intrude in my stomach!?
King Bob: Fusion?
SF's Voice: Heck, yeah! And you are now my dinner!
Qwirtzok: Not if I can help it! Egyptian Beam!
*He zaps the walls of SF's stomach*
SF's Voice: Hey, you can't treat Fusion the Enforcer this way! Take this!
*Stomach acid begins to build up inside*
Qwirtzok: Quick, let's climb out of here!
Chaos: And hurry!
*They climb up SF's esophagus and into his mouth*
King Bob: Open you mouth and let us out!
SF: Never! Saliva Attack!
*A saliva-like Fusion emerges*
Saliva Fusion: Fusion Beam!
King Bob: Bob Beam!
*The beams connect until both of them hit Saliva Fusion and split him in two*
Saliva Fusion #1: Jawbreaker Ray!
*Qwirtzok's left leg is turned into a hard candy coating*
Chaos: Help, I'm slipping from your hand!
*Suddenly, SF coughs them up and smashes them with his huge foot*
Chaos: Luckily, I am comprised of some candy coating from Coruscant, which is immune to getting stepped on.
*Since gods cannot die, Qwirtzok and King Bob reform in the Land of Lost Gods. There is no way the gods imprisoned here can get out*
Qwirtzok: Hey, where's Chaos?
King Bob: He must've survived.
*Meanwhile, back on Earth...*
SF: I'm gonna have to rescue YY! Fusion Thump!
Lupus: HAHA-*gets thumped in the gut by a gigantic finger and coughs up YY*
*SF catches YY in his hand*
SF: Normalizer!
*SF turns YY back into a Yoshi*
YY: Thanks, dude! Anyway, we must get out of here!
SF: Gladly! Fly away! *flies away with YY in his hand*
Lupus: *gets back up* Someday, I'll get you Fusion.
???: Hey, you!
Lupus: WTF? *notices Chaos*
Chaos: Yeah you! I need you to turn me back into a god again!
Lupus: Sorry, I can only turn people who are cheese back to normal.
Chaos: Dang. Fly away!
*The "jawbreakerfied" Chaos flies away after SF*
TO BE CONTINUED...
Episode 69: "Meet Bkack Skull Metal Dragoshi." by Black Skull Dragoshi
At the battle between BSD and Sephnity........
Sephnity:I'm gonna take you downtown sucka!
BSD*Holding head in pain*:I'd like to see you try!
Sephnity:Sephnity beam!
Sephnity shoots a beam in the shape of his head at BSD and he gets hit by it and seriously gets hurt by it.
BSD*Looking at one of the tarpits noticing that on of them is filled with metallic tar*:I dare you to attack me again!
Sepphnity:Sephnity headbutt!
Sephnity headbutts BSD and he goes flying into the metallic tarpit.
Sephnity:That was easy.
At where PL and YY are.......
PL:I sense a great power source coming from where BSD and Sephnity are fighting.
YY:Warp us there.
PL:Okay.
PL and YY warp to where Sephnity and BSD are fighting.
PL:I sense this new power source is coming from the tarpit with metallic goop.
YY:Yeah,wait I see a figure emerging it's BSD's but he's now metallic!
PL:He evolved to Black Skull Metal Dragoshi!
YY:How many forms does BSD have?
PL:It starts with Dragoshi,then Red-Eyes Black Dragoshi,after that one Summoned Skull Dragoshi, the next one is Black Skull Dragoshi,after that one is Black Skull Metal Dragoshi,the only other form I know that's left is Black Skull Shadow Dragoshi. There might be a stronger form but that is undetermined.
YY:Yeesh BSD never ceases to amaze us.
BSMD:Prepare for the great ruby in the sky Sephnity!
Sephnity:Never!!!
Sephnity punches BSMD but has no effect.
Sephnity:What are you made of!!!!!?????
BSMD:80% Adimantium and 20% Titanium!
Sephity:Uh-oh.
BSMD:Flash Flare Molten Egg!!
BSMD throws a glowing red egg filled with magma known as the FFME at Sephnity which hurts him badly.
Sephnity:Sephnity blast.
Sephnity shoots a blast of energy and hits BSMD which hurts him a bit.
TO BE CONTINUED...........
Author: Yami Yoshi
OoC: I personally agree with Fred, GORE, and GL and think that Fusion and BSD should stop making their characters insanely powerful but that doesn't mean you guys should harass them about it. Anyways, I'm deleting all of those crap OOC posts.
Author: Golem
What's the earliest page you'll be deleting posts from? I need to know for archives...
Author: Yami Yoshi
OoC: I just deleted all of those useless posts. I saved all of the story posts.
Episode 70: "The Harder They Fall" by Yami Yoshi
*The Sephnity Blast knocks BSMD into a tar pit. BSMD struggles to escape*
BSMD: Hey! I can't escape! What's going on?
Yami Yoshi: BSMD's metallic body must be weighing his body down! He's sinking inside the tar!
PL: This a quite a sticky situation we have here...
Yami Yoshi: ...Wait! I have an idea! BSMD! Destroy your metal armor! Now! It's the only way you can escape!
BSMD: Never! I shall never sacrifice my supreme powers! FLASH FLARE MOLTEN EGG!
*BSMD tries to throw a FFME but he cannot since his arm is covered with tar*
Yami Yoshi: This is bad...BSMD! Remove your metal armor now!
BSMD: Shut up! It's the only way I can defeat Sephnity! BLACK SKULL METAL DRAGOSHI FIREBALL!
*BSMD spits poorly aimed fireballs at Sephnity all which miss him*
Yami Yoshi: *slaps forehead* Ugh!
*BSMD's body continues to sink deeper into the tar*
In the Idej Skies...
Super Fusion: Ha ha ha! The final boss of Final Fantasy is now nothing but a mere jawbreaker! No one can stop me! No one! Ha ha ha ha ha!
*Suddenly, a spherical object slams into the back of Super Fusion's head*
Super Fusion: Ow! What was that?
*Super Fusion turns around and sees the Jawbreaker Chaos floating behind him*
Super Fusion: You! Don't you ever learn?
Jawbreaker Chaos: *in a high pitched voice* You fool! Just because you transformed me into a jawbreaker doesn't mean I haven't lost my fighting skills! CHAOS CRASH!
*Jawbreaker Chaos slams his body into Super Fusion multiple times*
Super Fusion: Ow! You are nothing but a mere annoyance! JAWBREAKER PUNCH!
*Super Fusion throws a punch at Jawbreaker Chaos but the candy easily evades the attack and slams his body into Super Fusion again*
Jawbreaker Chaos: Don't you know that jawbreakers are the toughest candies around?
Super Fusion: Argh! That's it! I'm going to swallow you whole!
*Super Fusion opens his mouth and tries to suck in Jawbreaker Chaos. Jawbreaker Chaos purposely flies into Super Fusion's mouth and bursts through the back of Super Fusion's head. Super Fusion shouts out in pain as the hole in the back of his head emits blood*
Super Fusion: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
*Super Fusion clutches the back of his head in pain*
Jawbreaker Chaos: This is just the beginning...
Narrator: Super Fusion losing to a piece of jawbreaker? Has his Jawbreaker Ray backfired? What other skills does Jawbreaker Chaos have? Find out in the next episode: The Incredible Fighting Candy!
Episode 71: "The Incredible Fighting Candy!" by Black Skull Dragoshi
SF keeps getting hit by JC with fast blows to the head.
JC:Jawbreaker Headbutt!
JC moves back and headbutts SF.
JC:Jawbreaker Headbutt Barrage!
SF gets heatbutted multiple times.
SF:I'M GOING TO EAT YOU WHOLE!
JC:Just try me!
JC flies into SF's mouth and causes a hole through the mouth.
SF:Aggggggggggggh!
SF uses CUR4.
JC:This is too easy! Jawbreaker Bomb!
JC slams into SF explodes and comes back unharmed.
SF:Normalizer ray!
JC turns back to Lord Chaos.
LC:Good news:I'm normal again. Bad news:I'm slower.
SF:Let's see you try and beat me now!
At the battle between Sephnity and BSMD..........
BSDM:Where's the FLUDD when ya need it? Wait I have an idea!
Sephnity:Pfft nothing can save you from you're gooey fate except destroying that armor!
BSMD:That's where you're wrong!
What the heck is BSMD's plan? Will LC be easier to defeat since he's no longer a jawbreaker?
Find out on the next episode of VGFMOG4:GORE-ILLA's Quest titled:2 Anti-OGers down 4 to go.
Episode Whatever: "Apparantly, I lost track." by Introbulus
(Meanwhile, on a nearby molten hillside, Introbulus and Dark Jim have been duking it out for the past two hours, in one of the most epic, breathtaking, mindblowing events of the...Oh, sorry! My mistake! They were just watching everone else and eating popcorn!)
Introbulus: (Crunch!) Man, Dark Jim, you sure can make some good popcorn!
Dark Jim: Yeah, but I'm more interested in these battles!
Introbulus: Why? You don't care about anyone of them, you're pure evil!
Dark Jim: Yeah, but whomever wins might have to fight me next!
Introbulus: That reminds me, thanks for letting me relax and eat this evil-coated popcorn instead of fighting you!
Dark Jim: Yeah, well...Wait, you KNEW it was evil coated?
Introbulus: Oh yeah! Only, this evil only effects the mind, and my head is so dense that it can't penetrate!
Dark Jim: Then why are we wasting time? Let's battle!
Introbulus: Oh you're no fun!
(Both take an offensive position)
Dark Jim: Ready, Introb.?
Introbulus: Yeah, but we're out of time! So we'll have to fight later!
Dark Jim: What? But we just...aww damn!
(To be continued, I promise! ;) )
Episode 73: "Fusion is Forced to Evolve Yet Again." by Fusion
SF: Chaos, tell me. Have you ever faced a true opponent?
Chaos: No. Every opponent I have faced has been insignificant, just like you!
SF: Well, I guess it's time to evolve!
Chaos: WHAT!? YOU HAVE ANOTHER FORM!?
SF: Yes, as a matter of fact, I have a lot of forms. I start out with Fusion, then Super Fusion, then Ultra Fusion. As for my final form, let's just say that you don't want to know what I can do.
*Suddenly, SF starts to glow and surge with electricity*
Chaos: Oh crap!
*Suddenly, the rest of the OGers and Anti-OGers stop fighting and notice SF*
Dark Jim: What power!!!
Introbulus: Yes. He only evolves when provoked, so Chaos must have really gotten him PO'd.
YY: Hey, how many forms does he have?
PL: 4 forms: Normal, Super, Ultra, and Final. He may have a 5th form, but that's undetermined.
*Meanwhile, in the Land of Lost Gods...*
Qwirtzok: Hey, we must get out of here! Good thing I brought a mini-teleporter! Just touch my wrist and we're outta here!
King Bob: Ok! *touches Qwirtzok's wrist*
*They teleport back to Earth. Meanwhile, back on Earth...*
Sephnity: NOOO!!! He's getting even stronger!
*Suddenly, SF cracks open, revealing a man that looks remarkably like Sigma 4*
New Fusion: HA! I have become Ultra Fusion!
Chaos: That's your new form? BAH! You're even shorter than your previous form! Chaos Blast!
*He blasts at UF, who smacks the blast back at him. It hits Chaos, sending him flying onto the ground. He rolls back at 100 mph*
Chaos: Just a minor setback! Damnation Hand!
*A giant hand reaches out of the ground to grab UF, but he teleports away right before it grabs him. He kicks the hand, causing it to wimper and go back into the shadows*
UF: Get some!
Chaos: Chaos Punch!
UF: Arm Twist!
*UF twists Chaos's hand behind his back*
Chaos: OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
UF: Ultra Beam!
*He blasts Chaos into a tree*
Chaos: I...cannot...fail...the...MPVP!!! I'll be back! *disappears*
UF: Now to help out my friends!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Episode 74: "Introbulus Vs. Dark Jim" by Introbulus
Introbulus: Well?
Dark Jim: "Well" what?
Introbulus: Shouldn't we get started?
Dark Jim: Started with what?
Introbulus: Our fight! We've been standing here for at least 2 hours! Everyone else is fighting! Why aren't we?
Dark Jim: I've been waiting for you to tie your shoes.
Introbulus: My shoes? (looks down)
Dark Jim: (thinking)So easy to fool...(/thinking)
Suddenly, Dark Jim launches a gigantic ball of fire at the face of Introbulus.
Introbulus: Wait a minute, I don't have shoelaces! What the...?
Introbulus looks up from his feet, only to meet with Dark Jim's fireball. Face-to-face.
(Boom!)
Dark Jim: Well, that was...easy.
Introbulus: Ha! You think a cheap trick like that is enough to fool me?
Dark Jim: Huh?
In a DBZ-esque fasion, the smoke from the silly attack clears away, and not a scratch is shown on Intro.'s face.
Dark Jim: [Eek!] What?!? How is that...Oh, wait, I remember now. You don't die very easily, do you?
Introbulus: Nope!
Dark Jim: Did you know that your cape is off-center?
Introbulus: But I just got it re-centered! (Checks cape)
Dark Jim: (thinking)Maybe a bit more energy in this next one...(/thinking)
Dark Jim launches another spell at Introbulus. This time, he uses three fireballs instead of one. However, at the last second, Introbulus pulls out his hailbird and twirls it in a propeller-fasion. His weapon deflects all three fireballs, and one directs itself towards Dark Jim!
Dark Jim: YAAA!!
(Dark Jim dodges the fireball, but just barely)
Dark Jim: Pah! You're aim is a little off, isn't it Introbu...
...But before he could finish that scentence, the same exact blade Introbulus used before hits DJ like a buzz saw, slashing him multiple times.
(BUZZZZZZZ!)
Introbulus: You're not the only one who knows some tricks, DJ!
Suddenly, the blade returns to Introbulus at lighting speed. Introbulus skillfully catches it in his right hand.
Introbulus: I've been practicing, and I've come up with some all-new moves!
Dark Jim regenerates his cloak, then "stands" once again, without any damage to himself either.
Dark Jim: Ah yes, that's a new attack, isn't it? Very ingenious. However, you probably should've saved that for later. I know all of your moves, Intro.!
Introbulus: Is that supposed to scare me? Ha! I can use that to my advantage as well!
Dark Jim: Nothing to worry about, I've been looking forward to this battle.
Dark Jim launches a bolt of lighting at Introbulus. Introbulus is unable to dodge the ligthning, and is caught up in the continuous shock of the bolt. Unable to perform any helpful motion.
Dark Jim: Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should know better than to fall for that, Introbulus.
Introbulus has a look of distain on his face. However, he manages to gather enough willpower to move his iron fist over to the source of the lightning. All of the electricity gathers around his fist. With a great ammount of force, Introbulus returns the electricity DJ seemed so happy to share moments ago.
Introbulus: I almost forgot about that old trick.
Dark Jim once again gets up, ready to face off against Introbulus once more.
Introbulus: Look, let's make this a quick bout, we still have to find the three Ijea artifacts and...
Dark Jim: Oh, you mean this?
(Dark Jim holds up an artifact-looking thing.)
Dark Jim: You can have it, if you promise to stay here and fight me 1 on 1.
Introbulus: Deal!
(Dark Jim hands Intro. the artifact)
Narriator: Now that the group has one artifact, are there chances any better than they were before? Try again next time, on the next episode of VGF Member OG 4!
To be continued.
Episode 75: "One Sephnity destroyed." by Black Skull Dragoshi
When Yami Yoshi,PL,and Sephnity were done noticing UF they're shocked to see BSMD is out of the tar pit.
Sephnity:You were supposed to to sink to your gooey death!
BSMD:Five words:Metal Flash Flare Dragoshi Tornado.
Sephnity:Sephnity Beam!
BSMD:Flash Flare Fire Breath!
Both attacks pass then hit Sephnity and BSMD both are hurt a bit.
Sephnity:Sephnity Laser!
Sephnity fires a laser at BSMD hich hurts him a bit then Sephnity starts to laugh.
BSMD:Flying Flash Flare Punch!!
BSMD starts to fly and his fist is engulfed in a red flash of energy this attack is known as FFFP and it hits Sephnity so violently that he gets knocked into the fight between Koopa and SM.
Koopa:Koopa punch!
SM:OG Blade!!!
SM and Koopa attack but both attacks are intercepted by a flying Sephnity.
Sephnity:AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
BSMD:Thanks for weakening my enemy!
SM and Koopa:Who are you?
BSMD:I'm Black Skull Metal Dragoshi!
SM and Koopa:Oh.
Koopa and SM beat the crud out of eatch other whil BSMD walks toward Sephnity.
BSMD:Time to finish you off with my favorite attack Rainbow Flash Flare Slash!
A multi-colored falsh of energy soon surronds BSMD's sword this is known as the RFFS then BSMD slashes which kills Sephnity.
BSMD:Might as well help my friends.
UF appears.
UF:Where's Sephnity?
BMSD:You're too late UF.
UF:BSD why do you look metallic?
BSMD:That's because i'm Black Skull Metal Dragoshi.
UF:Oh.
Now that Sephnity is defeated will the OGers be able to find the artifacts more quickly? Is anime good for your imagination? what the heck happened to the Robot Team!? Find out most of this and more on VGF MEMBERS OG 4:GORE-ILLA'S QUEST!!!
TO BE CONTINUED..............
Episode 76: "Fall of a Hero" by GORE-ILLA
GORE's cyborg parts continue malfunctioning until they die out all together, leaving GORE unable to move his cyborg parts and helpless. The OG Vets had drained the power of the bionic parts. Noticing the danger had passed, Mecha-Dark GORE pulled GORE closer.
Mecha-DArk GORE: Foolish pedestrian. You're worthless without your friends to help you!
GORE: No...I can still win.
GORE sees his sword lying at the edge of the small island. He reaches out with his flesh arm and concentrates. The sword hovered into the air, and flew towards GORE, slicing the cocoon and freeing the ape. GORE caught the sword by its hilt and aimed at Dark GORE, struggling to keep from falling over.
Mecha-Dark GORE: You unconstitutional boob! You cannot fight with one working arm and leg, and one half of your head.
GORE: I can still try...
Dark GORE slices GORE's hand with his sword arm, causing GORE's sword to fly out of his hand. Dark GORE sliced downward with his sword arm and cut the blade in two. Mecha-Dark GORE then opened his mouth wide.
Mecha-Dark GORE: RIP Beam!
A giant black energy beam fired from Mecha-Dark GORE's mouth and completely disintigrated the sword. Not even dust remained. The beam flew out into space.
GORE: My sword!
Mecha-Dark GORE: Yes! The RIP Beam is my most powerful attack. It literally means "Rest In Pieces". It can tear through anything, especially that flimsy sword of yours.
GORE: Why you-
GORE is cut off suddenly. He coughs blood from his mouth, mostly because Mech-Dark GORE's sword arm had just been pushed through GORE's chest. Mecha-Dark GORE jerked the sword out of GORE's chest, leaving a gaping hole. GORE fell to the ground, in a puddle of blood.
Mecha-Dark GORE: Do you know why we seperated you OGers from each other? So we could each fight you each singlehandedly. And its a common fact that whenever one of you is in danger, another comes to save you. But, with each of you busy with your own fights, no one would be around to save you.
GORE: You forget that Fusion and BSD have already won their matches and will be here soon.
Mecha-Dark GORE: I think not. You forget another law about us villains: We never die! We just come back stronger then before! *As he speaks, Sephnity and Chaos rise from the ocean and float away.* Even Fusion will eventually be tired out! So there's no way you can win.
GORE struggles to get up. Mecha-Dark GORE walks up to GORE and kicks him in the chin. He is sent flying back against the wall.
Mecha-Dark GORE: Now for the final move: Baboon Bullet!
A bullet fires from Mecha-Dark GORE's index finger and slices through GORE's heart. He drops dead on the floor.
Mecha-Dark GORE: MWAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!! At last GORE is mine!
The vines emerge from his arm and wrap around GORE, forming another, yet stronger, cocoon. He once again pulls GORE closer to be absorbed.
Is this the end of GORE-ILLA? Will The Anti-VGF Six ever be defeated? And will our heroes ever get to Idej Volcano Mountain? Find out next time on VGF Members OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest!
NOTE: I'd like Golem to continue GORE Vs. Mecha-Dark GORE.
Episode 76: "Cavalry" by Golem
Meanwhile, in the Swimming Monkey...
EVIL Scientist Dude: I've found him!
Diskun: Dark GORE-ILLA, you mean?
ESD: Yes, of course. I've been able to pick up on his energy signature, and we're close to him now... And it seems he's struggling against his own appendages!
Bullwinkle: So what do we do?
ESD: ~slinging on backpack~ Fix him!
Mousse: Wait, look!
~Everyone looks through the periscope as best as possible and sees GORE springing from MDG's now open caccoon.~
Ol' Bessie: Mmm...
Bullwinkle: Why is GORE having a seizure?
Diskun: Mecha Dark GORE-ILLA has disabled GORE-ILLA.
ESD: He'll have to show me how he did that!
Mousse: I guess we're staying here, then...
~On the ground...~
MDG: All too easy! Just wait... And stab! ~thrusts sword into GORE-ILLA, which flies back out~ Grrrr... ~closes his eyes and goes Super Monkey~ Let's try it now! ~MDG makes a great slice at GORE's robotic head, but nothing is falling apart yet. This seems to jolt GORE into awareness.~
GORE: AAGH!
~GORE stands up, quivering to one side, and then to the other. He is about to punch MDG when his own metal hand receives the punch.~
~Meanwhile...~
Mousse: Now, mon!
~Elsewhere...~
~BSMD and Ultra Fusion notice Super Mecha Dark GORE standing over GORE.~
UF: We'd better help!
~Suddenly, a Flash Flare Molten Egg explodes on SMDG. Shortly after, an Ultra Beam flies at SMDG and makes direct contact. After the smoke clears, SMDG stands unaffected.~
SMDG: Grrr... I was about to finish him off! As long as he's delaying himself, I don't see the harm in beating you two up...
How will the invincible guys fare against the just-as-if-not-more-invincible Super Mecha Dark GORE-ILLA? And will GORE-ILLA stop god-modding Diskun already?!
To be improved...
Episode 77: "United OGers" by GORE-ILLA
GORE: (thinking) How did I get my power back? Last I remember, Dark GORE killed me!
Golem: We revived you.
GORE: But didn't Lupus regain control of you?
Vorpal: Sword Master escaped from Koopa and caught up with Yami Yoshi and Lupus. Together, they were able to distract Lupus and he lost his control on us.
Masa: Now let's finish this villain!
GORE: Right. (/thinking)
GORE: GORE Punch!
GORE punches Mecha-Dark GORE and sends him flying miles away.
BSMD: Wow! That was awesome! Let's go find the others!
Ultra Fusion: Yeah!
(GORE, Fusion, and BSMD fly over to help Yami Yoshi and Sword Master with Lupus.)
TO BE CONTINUED...