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Author: Yami Yoshi

~Yami Yoshi stares up at the enormous pink blob of fat with an expression of utter repulsion.~

Yami Yoshi: Pssh…gross…I’m supposed to fight this pink piece of ****?

Flog: Grrrrr…you make fun of Flog! Flog crush you!

~Flog curls his body into a ball and rolls towards Yami Yoshi.~

Yami Yoshi: Dark Omelet!

~Yami Yoshi hurls a barrage of Dark Eggs at Flog which bounce uselessly off of Flog’s rubbery skin.~

Flog: RURRGH!! FLOG MAKE PANCAKE OUT OF YOU AND EAT YOU!!

~Flog continues rolling towards Yami Yoshi...~

Author: GORE-ILLA

*...Yami Yoshi realizes that he can't roll to the side since Flog's width leaves no room on the mat to either side. And jumping over the tower of fat would be impossible, and Yami cursed himself for leaving the house without a blue shell. Attacking it didn't seem to wrok either. So Yami did the only thing he could do.*

Flog: PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE!!!!

Yami Yoshi: Shut your gargantuan mouth already, you... that's it!

*Yami Yoshi realized taht if this plan failed, there would be no chance to retry. His aim had to be perfect. So he bent his knees and sprung from the ground, straight at Flog.*

Flog: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?

*Yami Yoshi flies right into Flog's open mouth just in time. Flog then stops as he reaches the edge of the mat and clamps his mouth shut before preparing to swallow.*

Yami Yoshi: DARK OMELET!!!

*Flog explodes from the inside, showering the room with pig organs, digested food and a lot of ham.*

Yami Yoshi: You may be an inpenitrable blob of cholesterol on the outside, but on the inside you're just a fragile piniata waiting to be snapped open! ...Man I'm drunk.

Ref: Da dino wins!

*The ref tackles Yami Yoshi and forces him into the glass room. Through the transperentness he sees the remaining OGers and even Yamina mouthing congratulations or giving thumbs-up.*

Saru: Beh. You losers won't last long.

Yami Yoshi: Hey! At least I have friends, you crazed fire-monkey-man!

Saru: I don't need "friends" in this dimension. All I have is myself. I don't need fools hanging around me and making sappy speeches. That "friendship" didn't help GORE at all.

Yami: Shut up now! We're not splitting apart anytime soon! The OG Six will be around forever!

Saru: That's the same thing the Party Goers said. Every group, all good things must come to an end. You'll find that out the hard way. You OGers will slowly drift away from each other or more simply be blown away. Friends get in the way. Friends are misplaced trust. Can I be any more Kaibaish?

Yami Yoshi: You jerk...

*Yami Yoshi winds up his fist to punch Saru only to find that Kantii has already slapped him.*

Kantii: You live without honor. You will not be missed when you lose in the tournament and disappear. The same cannot be said about poor GORE.

Saru: Enough of this, you idealistic turkey! I just can't wait to set your feathers on fire. I'm going to mediate in that corner now.

*Saru starts to walk away.*

Saru: The stubborn ones are always the ones blown apart...

Author: Yami Yoshi

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