Savage Worlds

A tabletop RPG that uses dice and stuff. Has no relevance outside the fact that Luiigii is using Party Goers scenarios during some game sessions. Honestly I just wanted to put these stats here in case I ever lose them. Has no connection to Ben Savage or Boy Meets Worlds sorry GORE.

Plot Summary

First Session

The setting is introduced in a similar fashion to Gamehiker Member OG XI: If These Bears Could Talk. King Cobalt has recently died and Golem has decided to throw one final party before his coronation. Invitations are sent far and wide, and among the recipients are:

• Dom Teedle, a corpulent and clueless Arabian with a flying carpet, wind powers, and a medicine ball
• Bear-Phoenix, an emo with spiked hair and blinding bangs, a gigantic switch blade, and a penchant for acting like every Final Fantasy main character ever
• James Henry Bond VII, who I can't really describe yet because he wasn't in the second session, but he's got gadgets and stuff like the real Bond
• Henry T. Man, a British gentleman with a gun built into his tea cup and the head of a unicorn, who is completely oblivious to his condition
• Jimmy, Henry's sidekick who is a short and stout bear with a tie, a chainsaw, and a tricycle

They first run into each other at Arab Dude's Party Supplies store while looking for appropriate gifts to present to Golem; only Bear-Phoenix successfully manages to pick out a Sonic the Hedgehog figurine.

After harassing Arab Dude a bit longer, they set out for the castle and discover Golem and The Lady in Red being assaulted on the lawn by Donkeyman, two shoddily constructed Donkeyman robots, and several Mariorocks. Unaware of who's on which side, Dom Teedle quickly incapacitates the Lady, Bear-Phoenix attempts to defend Golem, Bond attempts to reason with Donkeyman, and Henry is horribly offended that no one has spoken to him yet. While the robots and imps are dealt with, Henry assaults Bond at random and then gives his attention to Donkeyman, hoping to make a profit. Donkeyman implies that Henry could be one of his kin and is attacked; his own threats prove useless as Henry assaults with a sword and Jimmy finishes him off via decapitation. Of course, this Donkeyman was also a robot, with the shoddy ones only being there to draw away suspicion. Bear-Phoenix spots Lord Sky watching them and Golem reveals that the Mariorocks were actually disguised Blue Guards, though he is then distracted by the arrival of Luiigii and GORE-ILLA.

tbc

Stats

The Good Ol' Boys

Golem

Attributes	Stats	Skills	Edges	Equipment
Agility: d10	Pace: 6"	Fighting: d6	Deflection (-2 attacked)	Scarf (Str+1, Reach 2)
Smarts: d6	Parry: 5	Guts: d4	Entangle (hold target)	TASTS (???)
Spirit: d8	Toughness: 5	Notice: d8	Quick Draw (no draw penalty)
Strength: d6	Charisma: 0	Persuade: d8
Vigor: d6	Power Points: 30	Streetwise: d6
		Superpower: d6

Rhyk

Attributes	Stats	Skills	Edges	Equipment
Agility: d10	Pace: 6"	Fighting: d6	Fly (limited flight)	Finger Pistol (1-3d6, 15/30/60)
Smarts: d10	Parry: 5	Investigation: d6	Ambidextrous (no hand penalty)	Finger Pistol (1-3d6, 15/30/60)
Spirit: d6	Toughness: 5	Notice: d10	Block (+1 Parry)
Strength: d4	Charisma: 0	Shooting: d8	Dodge (-1 ranged attack)
Vigor: d6	Power Points: 15	Stealth: d4
		Weird Science: d8

Sapphire

Attributes	Stats	Skills	Edges	Equipment
Agility: d8	Pace: 6"	Fighting: d6	Dispel (cancel attacks)	Parasol (Str+d4, +1 Parry)
Smarts: d10	Parry: 5+1	Intimidate: d8	Fly (limited flight)	Leather Coat (+1 Toughness)
Spirit: d6	Toughness: 5	Investigation: d6	Noble (+2 Charisma)
Strength: d6	Charisma: 2	Notice: d8	Sidekick (Chuca)
Vigor: d6	Power Points: 25	Stealth: d4
		Superpower: d6

Chuca

Attributes	Stats	Skills	Edges	Equipment
Agility: d10	Pace: 8"	Climbing: d10	Bolt (electric shot)
Smarts: d4	Parry: 2	Notice: d6	Fleet-Footed (+2 Pace)
Spirit: d8	Toughness: 4	Superpower: d10	Size (-2)
Strength: d4	Charisma: 0
Vigor: d4	Power Points: 20

People You Don't Know

Henry T. Man

Attributes	Stats	Skills	Hindrances/Edges	Equipment
Agility: d8	Pace: 6"	Fighting: d8	Code of Honor (gentleman)	Long Sword (Str+d8)
Smarts: d4	Parry: 6	Intimidate: d8	Delusional (what unicorn head?)	Glock (9mm) (2d6, AP1)
Spirit: d6	Toughness: 6	Lockpicking: d6	Greedy (wants rewards)
Strength: d8	Charisma: 0	Riding: d6	Rain of Tea Pain (burst)
Vigor: d8	Power Points: 20	Shooting: d6	Two-Fisted (attack twice)
		Superpower: d6	Sidekick (Jimmy)

Jimmy

Attributes	Stats	Skills	Hindrances/Edges	Equipment
Agility: d6	Pace: 6"	Climbing: d8	Size -1 (about 3 feet)	Chainsaw (2d6+4)
Smarts: d4	Parry: 6	Driving: d8	Brawny (lifts more)	Bicycle (5 Acc/16 TS)
Spirit: d6	Toughness: 5	Fighting: d8
Strength: d8	Charisma: 0	Persuade: d6
Vigor: d6	Claws (Str+d4)	Piloting: d6

Edward Charles Smoker

Attributes	Stats	Skills	Hindrances/Edges	Equipment
Agility: d8	Pace: 6"	Driving: d8	Arrogant (attack leader)	Short Sword (Str+d6)
Smarts: d8	Parry: 5	Fighting: d6	All Thumbs (can't repair)	Desert Eagle (.50) (2d8, AP2)
Spirit: d4	Toughness: 6	Persuade: d6	Delusional (what unicorn body?)
Strength: d6	Charisma: 0	Repair: d6	Smoke Ring Sting (bolt)
Vigor: d8	Power Points: 20	Shooting: d8	Rich (triple money)
		Superpower: d6	Sidekick (Timmy)

Timmy

Attributes	Stats	Skills	Hindrances/Edges	Equipment
Agility: d8	Pace: 6"	Boating: d8	Size -1 (skinny)	M60 (7.62) (2d8+1, AP2)
Smarts: d6	Parry: 2	Climbing: d8	Steady Hands (easy aim)	Mini Car (5 Acc/16 TS)
Spirit: d6	Toughness: 4	Intimidate: d8
Strength: d6	Charisma: 0	Riding: d6
Vigor: d4	Claws (Str+d4)	Shooting: d6