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| − | A low point in [[Ditto McCloaker]]'s career when he had to resort to making [[low- | + | A low point in [[Ditto McCloaker]]'s career when he had to resort to making [[low-budget adult films]]. No one would buy the Ditto-tapes, but due to the initial success of [[Vorporn]] brand popcorn, Ditto decided to disguise himself as [[Vorpal]] in order to rake in the big bucks. |
However, [[Guisseppie]] had left him at this low point, and Ditto was unable to shift shapes. He created a crude Vorpal costume and released the tapes. They sold moderately well, but were almost all returned (a few still living life as doorstops, paperweights, and being a part of unintentional comdey collections). Ditto was forced to bury 4.5 million copies in the [[Nevada]] desert next to, surprisingly, Vorpal's 7.5 million cases of unsold Vorporn brand popocorn. | However, [[Guisseppie]] had left him at this low point, and Ditto was unable to shift shapes. He created a crude Vorpal costume and released the tapes. They sold moderately well, but were almost all returned (a few still living life as doorstops, paperweights, and being a part of unintentional comdey collections). Ditto was forced to bury 4.5 million copies in the [[Nevada]] desert next to, surprisingly, Vorpal's 7.5 million cases of unsold Vorporn brand popocorn. | ||
Revision as of 10:55, 22 March 2007
A low point in Ditto McCloaker's career when he had to resort to making low-budget adult films. No one would buy the Ditto-tapes, but due to the initial success of Vorporn brand popcorn, Ditto decided to disguise himself as Vorpal in order to rake in the big bucks.
However, Guisseppie had left him at this low point, and Ditto was unable to shift shapes. He created a crude Vorpal costume and released the tapes. They sold moderately well, but were almost all returned (a few still living life as doorstops, paperweights, and being a part of unintentional comdey collections). Ditto was forced to bury 4.5 million copies in the Nevada desert next to, surprisingly, Vorpal's 7.5 million cases of unsold Vorporn brand popocorn.