Difference between revisions of "Dubya"
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| − | 2000 Presidential Candidate who ran against Algore. Was used as a pawn by the Republican party to attempt to seize control of the government. His loss didn't disappoint him much, as he did instead win the Mexican Presidential election, wearing a fake mustache and calling himself Vincente Fox. As President of Mexico he enjoyed a peaceful, quiet and relatively successful | + | 2000 Presidential Candidate who ran against Algore. Was used as a pawn by the Republican party to attempt to seize control of the government. His loss didn't disappoint him much, as he did instead win the Mexican Presidential election, in which he was running concurrently, wearing a fake mustache and calling himself Vincente Fox. As President of Mexico he enjoyed a peaceful, quiet and relatively successful term in office, until he got bored and sneaked back into the United States to return to his life as a cowboy. Caught while crossing, he cut a deal with the Vorpal Administration to occassionally run secret missions. |
| − | A few years later, he and former rival Clintin, dressed as a cowboy and a ninja in what Dubya called "buddy-movie style," they | + | A few years later, he and former rival Clintin, dressed as a cowboy and a ninja in what Dubya called "buddy-movie style," they sneaked into North Korea in an attempt to disarm Kim Jung Mentally Ill's nuclar program until they were captured and held hostage. |
| − | Following that disastrous misadventure, Dubya has retired to his ranch. It's rumored that, following a period of depression, he was visited by a cowboy angel who showed him a world where he had been elected President, after which he concluded he was much happier with his current life. | + | Following that disastrous misadventure, Dubya has retired to his ranch, with his wife and dog. It's rumored that, following a period of depression, he was visited by a cowboy angel who showed him a world where he had been elected President, after which he concluded he was much happier with his current life. |
Revision as of 20:38, 23 April 2007
2000 Presidential Candidate who ran against Algore. Was used as a pawn by the Republican party to attempt to seize control of the government. His loss didn't disappoint him much, as he did instead win the Mexican Presidential election, in which he was running concurrently, wearing a fake mustache and calling himself Vincente Fox. As President of Mexico he enjoyed a peaceful, quiet and relatively successful term in office, until he got bored and sneaked back into the United States to return to his life as a cowboy. Caught while crossing, he cut a deal with the Vorpal Administration to occassionally run secret missions.
A few years later, he and former rival Clintin, dressed as a cowboy and a ninja in what Dubya called "buddy-movie style," they sneaked into North Korea in an attempt to disarm Kim Jung Mentally Ill's nuclar program until they were captured and held hostage.
Following that disastrous misadventure, Dubya has retired to his ranch, with his wife and dog. It's rumored that, following a period of depression, he was visited by a cowboy angel who showed him a world where he had been elected President, after which he concluded he was much happier with his current life.