Luiigii of the Pipes

Full Name: Lucas Hanimar

Birthdate: 1982
Species: Hobo
Nationality: Canadian
Creator: Luigi of the Pipes

Background

Lucas Hanimar was born in the Forest of the Pipes, a small, unknown forest in Alberta. His (otherwise insignificant to the story) family were killed by SteveT three years later for having absolutely no relation to Louis of the Tubes, the un-fat friar who had replaced SteveT in the Festivity Attenders. However, Lucas was found by the goomba Slort Goomboy, having also lost his family, and the two formed a friendship. As a pact of brotherhood, Lucas and Slort traded blood; Lucas received some of Slort's Goombeli blood, giving him the power to control heat and generate fire, increased physical and mental abilities, and the ability to understand Slort's otherwise gibberish language.

Slort gave Lucas a basic education over the next several years as they continued to live in the Forest of the Pipes. He changed his name to Luiigii of the Pipes in an attempt to hide from SteveT. When Luiigii was fourteen, he came upon (the not quite yet EVIL) EVIL Scientist Dude, who had discovered the forest and set up a laboratory there. In the laboratory, ESD had created duplicates of Pokemon, which had gotten loose and became a part of everyday society in the world for at most a year. Luiigii helped him study the Pokemon and was offered apprenticeship, which he accepted. Luiigii learned a considerable bit more from EVIL Scientist Dude. He also received a collection of Star Wars novels which, since his Goombeli abilities allowed him to mimic the Force, persuaded him to think that he was a Jedi and build a laser sword with scrap material.

When Luiigii turned eighteen, he left the Forest of the Pipes and entered society. Rather than waste time with a job, he used his survival skills to live on the streets, prompting his appearance as a hobo. Society did not impress Luiigii; rather, it sparked a hatred of humanity in general within him. He frequented the Koopa Bar & Grille, where the proprietor, Jagger, introduced him to Mario Jr., who claimed to be his cousin. He also met Rebe Jade and Splog Goomboy, Slort's missing brother.

Luiigii gave up on his public life, wishing to return to the Forest of the Pipes. Slort conveniently returned with a considerable sum of money he had earned over the past ten years, which they used to convert EVIL Scientist Dude's now abandoned laboratory into their own private town. They stayed there until Luiigii received a letter of application from DigiPen in 2001.

Timeline History

Good Timeline

Luiigii attended DigiPen, but was stuck into the Wyseguise (sidekick) group rather than Plungerheads. He bore through his lessons and graduated, then promptly returned to his life as a hobo.

Luiigii chanced upon Murasame one day and took up his offer to become a minion as they tried to destroy the Gamehikers. Murasame was highly influencial, leading Luiigii to be evil even after he had "died." However, constant failure, severe injury, and rejection by Slort caused Luiigii to rethink his villainous ways. He rebelled against the recently returned Murasame and aided in taking him out permanently, joining the Gamehikers in the process.

Luiigii married Rebe Jade some time later and started a family, including twin children Becky and Lucas, and Ashley. Aside from Ashley marrying Masamune, they lived content in the Forest of the Pipes until earth was destroyed in 2065, taking them with it.

Bad Timeline

En route to DigiPen, Luiigii was involved in a traffic accident that took his life. He met the Party Goers in Heaven and helped them reunite Guisseppie's parts, then returned with them to earth and continued his life as a fellow Party Goer. He married Rebe shortly after.

Luiigii's soul was stolen by Lupus along with the rest of the Party Goers, but he managed to escape around 2008 and started his family, until he was recaptured. When the Party Goers returned to their bodies in 2018, Luiigii returned and worked himself back into the family he had lost, but at great cost.

Some time later, Luiigii had a vision of his daughter getting together with Masamune. The thought drove him to insanity, which caused a freak transformation into a goomba. He impersonated Slort and followed Ashley around, trying to remove her from Masamune's company.

Neutral Timeline

Luiigii ignored his invitation to DigiPen and instead forced himself into the Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik party in 2001 when Ditto McCloaker was looking for a temporary Vice-President. His official title remained in transition until the 9-11 attacks on the World Gaming Center, where Luiigii was fatally wounded and given Inspector Gadget-like gadgets. He unofficially took over operations in the FBI/CIA and became the first Secretary of Homeland Security. In the 2004 election, Luiigii ran against Vorpal after several failed attempts to become President by 'other methods.' He lost and was subsequently fired and chased to Iraq.

Variations

Professor Luiigii

Actually, Professor Luiigii from Gamehiker High University is pretty much the same as the normal Luiigii, except maybe more despondent overall. He teaches Pikminology and has the usual rivalry with Professor GORE.

Luiigii Noskin

This version of Luiigii from The Party Goers tried to cut out his heart at a tender young age to grant himself immortality like in various mythologies. He accidently stabbed it instead. Fortunately, the knife he used is a direct reference to The Necromancer and he still lived on as a skeleton. He is quite wealthy and lives across the street from Bathhurst.

Quotes

"Oh my god! I went insane and became a goomba! This was completely unexpected!"
-The OGers: Third Generation

See Also

• Louis of the Tubes, his Festivity Attenders counterpart
• Lugius Caesar, his counterpart on The Ennead