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Author: Golem

OOC: I copied a lot of this post from Introbulus' episode 25 of BSD's VGFMO5. Editor's Note: He means Member OG 5A.

~Akujin tosses GORE down the garbage chute. He then walks over to the others, ready to toss them similarly.

As the other OGers (those in Hummingbirds) approach the garbage chute from the outside, GORE falls out. Stunned for the moment, they do nothing, and they watch as GORE lands on Aeroskull, who was flying in to greet the OGers.~

Aeroskull: What is that?!

GORE: Mrrgh...

~Back inside...~

Dark Jim: ~whispering to Jimtro~ Why, hello... ~devilish yet near silent chuckle~ The security is REALLY hung up on something happening near the cockpit, and I got in pretty easily...

Jimtrobulus: ~whispering and groaning~ What... what do you wannnnnnt?! At a time like this...

Dark Jim: ~whispering~ Listen, Akujin and those MPVP scumbags betrayed me in VGFMOG 3. They hate those who have high power levels and they seek them out and destroy them. That is why they want to destroy you, the OGers. They are afraid that you will jeopardize their plans for galaxy domination.

*FLASHBACK*

*The scene on a large planet in a large futuristic city. A human-like robot is seen facing a strange man in the streets. The man wears a black suit and dark black shades that cover his eyes. The man's black hair is neatly combed back and the man looks as if hes in his early thirties*

Man: Such a pathetic planet...the foul smell of robot fuel...the intolerable sound of whirring...and streets and streets overcrowded with useless robots. I think I'll be doing this galaxy a favor by blowing this planet up Roboman.

Roboman: You're wrong Akujin! I'm going to kill the leader of the MPVP once and for all! BULLET ARM!

*Roboman's human arm transforms into a machinegun and it starts firing bullets at Akujin. Akujin holds up his hand and the bullets stop midair and then fall uselessly to the ground*

Roboman: LASER ARM!

*Roboman's arm transforms into a futuristic ray gun and it fires a blue laser at Akujin. The laser is absorbed into Akujin's body and causes no apparent damage*

Akujin: Hmm...

*Akujin points his index finger at Roboman and fires a red laser at Roboman, which blasts him backwards*

Roboman: SWORD ARM!

*Roboman's arm transforms into a shiny white blade and he jumps toward Akujin who holds up his hand. Roboman's body is frozen midair*

Roboman: I...can't...move!

*Akujin walks over to Roboman's frozen body and touches the blade of the sword*

Akujin: This pathetic blade is dull!

*Akujin grabs the blade and bends it backwards*

Akujin: You are starting to bore me...It's time to end this pathetic fight...Self-Destruct.

*Akujin points his index finger at Roboman and his body explodes*

Akujin: It's time to blow up this planet...

*Akujin pulls out a black bomb out of his pocket*

Akujin: The X-Bomb will completely obliterate this planet. Say goodbye Machinia!

*Akujin places the X-Bomb on the ground and he teleports to the control room of the Apocalypse*

Akujin: Dr. Beelzebub. Prepare to take off.

Dr. Beelzebub: Yes Master!

*The Apocalyspe flies into space just as the entire planet of Machinia explodes*

Akujin: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*END FLASHBACK*

*Jimtrobulus stares at Dark Jim*

Dark Jim: ~whispering~ Machinia had some of the most powerful robot warriors in the galaxy... Akujin destroyed them as if they were nothing... In this lies the answer.

Jimtro: ~whispering~ Huh?

Dark Jim: ~whispering~ The source of good is life. Akujin was able to control Black because he was a robot, and had no true good in him...

Akujin: Dark Jim!! Do they still call you the "Akujin Historian"?

Author: GORE-ILLA

Dark Jim: Why yes. Yes they do.

Akujin: Okay, so I will now kill you.

Dark Jim: What? Why?

Akujin: You know too much. Or too little. I forgot how it is with you.

Jimtrobulus: Wait, what happened to those other guys?

Brooser: You mean Legion and SSG?

*Elsewhere, Legion's and SSG's starships blast through the waves of Skull Pods.*

Legion: Wait, what is that up ahead?

SSG: It appears to be an enormous white Skull Pod surrounded by a bluish fire aura.

Legion: Yeah, let's just get out of here.

*Back with Jimtro*

Jimtro: No, not them-

Brooser: Oh, you mean That Guy and ?????

*Back in the docking bay...*

???: So what do we do next, TG?

TG: Hmm............ let me think................

Lupus: Lose the dots, nazi.

Editor's Note: Earlier in the OG, That Guy (the author) had used a large amount of periods in one post. Lupus posted afterward saying simply, "Lose the dots, nazi."

TG: (looks at ???) What did you call me?

???: I said, "So what do we do next, TG?"

TG: No, after that. You called me a nazi.

???: Foolishness. Let's simply walk away and forget what just happned, leaving us open and vulnerable to the figure that's hiding in the shadows and waiting to make his move.

TG: Sounds cool.

Lupus: (slinks out of the shadows) HUHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!11

???: Uh, you're not supposed to do that until after we've left the room for dramatic purposes.

Lupus: My bad. (slinks back into shadows until TG and ??? are gone, then slinks out again) HUHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!11

*Back by Jimtro again*

Jimtro: No, no, no! I was talking about-

Brooser: I know! Yami Yoshi!

*Outide the Apocalypse, Yami Yoshi's starfighter is flying towards the garbage chute when Legion and SSG jet past. Yami looks around in confusion and spots Aeroskull's approaching starship.*

YY: AHHHHHH!!11 An enormous white Skull Pod surrounded by a bluish fire aura!!!!111

*Back by Jimtro*

Jimtro: NO!

Brooser: ...So it was GO-

Jimtro: STOP! Let me finish my sentence! We're missing two of the original OGers. Sure they were annoying but we could use all the help we can get!

Brooser: And they are...?

Jimtro: Fusion and Black Skull Dragoshi...

Author: Yami

*Yami Yoshi steers the Hummingbird towards the garbage chute when an enormous white skull…um…SURROUNDED BY A FIERY BLUE AURA materializes in front of it*

Yami Yoshi: What the hell?

Aeroskull: Mwa ha ha ha ha! Prepare to die Yami Yoshi! You will pay for hurting...my children...

*Two orange fireballs light up in Aeroskull's eyeholes. Aeroskull's massive jaw opens, which spits out a swarm of Skull Orbs*

Yami Yoshi: Not this again...

*Yami Yoshi's Hummingbird is soon consumed by the sea of skulls*

Yami Yoshi: Crap.

*The Skull Orbs start to kamikaze into the hull of Yami Yoshi's Hummingbird*

Yami Yoshi: Bomb time. Just hope I don't kill myself...

*Yami Yoshi uses a Dark Omelet on the bomb hatch and presses the bomb button...*

BOOOOOOOOM!!!

To Be Continued...

Author: GORE-ILLA

*When the smoke clears, the Skull Pods have been compleyely wiped out. However, the Hummingbird has recieved heavy damage and Aeroskull was too far away to be affected.*

Hummingbird Computer: Shields functioning at 0%.

YY: WTF?? I'll mke you paly for that, you... you... enormous white Skull surrounded by a bluish fire aura!!!!111

Aeroskull: Silence, you devolved reptile! I cannot allow you to pass any farther!

*Aeroskull releases another wave of Skull Pods which surround YY and block off any possible exit. Legion and SSG are not too far away and zooming towards Earth.*

SSG: Sir, are you sure it was wise to leave behind Yami Yoshi? He seems to be in trouble...

Legion: Forget it, I didn't know what I was getting into when I challenged these guys. We might not catch Saru this time, but once we get back, we'll assemble a new army if the MPVP guys ever try to challenge us again.

GORE: (hanging from SSG's Hummingbird) What about me?

SSG: ...How'd you get on here? And how can you breathe, more importantly.

GORE: To answer your first question, Akujin chucked me out of the garbage chute and I almost landed on that enormous white Skull surrounded by a bluish fire aura, but hung on to the edge of the garbage chute and lept onto SSG's ship when you rocketed past. And for your second question, I have a very good explanation.

SSG: Good to hear. So can you get off my ship yet?

GORE: Umm... can you drop me off somewhere?

Author: Yami

*Yami Yoshi's Hummingbird swerves through the sea of skulls searching for a possible exit*

Yami Yoshi: Damnit...I'm gonna die...

*As the Skull Orbs close in on Yami Yoshi's ship, a red lightsaber slashes a small hole through the barricade of Skull Orbs like a hot knife through butter and a familiar gorilla jetpacks through*

Yami Yoshi: GORE!

*The Skull Orbs immediately divert their attention to their new enemy and fire a bombardment of red lasers at GORE*

GORE: Here goes nothing!

*GORE clutches the handle of his lightsaber and deflects all of the incoming lasers back towards the swarm of Skull Orbs. The lasers rip through their bodies and blast them to smithereens*

GORE: Yami Yoshi! Get out now!

Yami Yoshi: Right!

*Yami Yoshi activates the Hummingbird boost thrusters and zips through the tiny opening before the Skull Orbs close in*

Yami Yoshi: Take this!

*Yami Yoshi presses the bomb button and releases one final bombardment of Dark Eggs back towards the swarm. An enormous display of red, green, and blue fireworks incinerate the swarm leaving nothing behind*

Yami Yoshi: w00t...that's the last of them...

*GORE jetpacks in front of Yami Yoshi's Hummingbird and deactivates his lightsaber*

Yami Yoshi: GORE, how did you get here?

GORE: It's a long story...however...Yami Yoshi...you MUST NOT fly into garbage chute...

Yami Yoshi: What the...why?!

GORE: Emperor Akujin is expecting us...he's far too powerful for any of us to handle...we have to find another way...

Aeroskull: Mwa ha ha ha! Have you two forgotten something?!

Yami Yoshi: Aw crap...

Aeroskull: It seems you two are more powerful than my expectations...therefore, I will handle you two myself! Are you ready?

Author: GORE-ILLA

*YY flies the Hummingbird while GORE stands on the top, ala Sonic Sky Chase Zone. Aeroskull then aooms toward the ship, but YY dives beneath Aeroskull while GORE leaps over him and attempts to slice at him with his lightsaber as he "falls", but the weapon has no effect on Aeroskull's energy field. Yami also fires a Dark Omelet as he dives, but they all explode from the flame shield before they get close to Areoskull's skin. Aeroskull cackles.*

Aeroskull: Yuhuhuhuh! You fools and your petty weapons cannot pierce my flames!

*Elsewhere on the planet Krad, two familiar figures are sneaking through the corridors of the MPVP's underground bunkers.*

Mystery Guy 1: Are we there yet?

Mystery Guy 2: Shut up, BSD! Do you want to get us caught?

Mystery Guy 1/BSD: Of course not, Fusion! But we've been wondering these catacombs for a while now! Are you sure that the key to my past is hidden here?

Mystery Guy 2/Fusion: Yes, I had a premonition about it! We just need to get in and find out your past, then we can get out of here as fast as possible. With the Apocalypse gone for now, our job's a lot easier...

Author: That Guy

Tg: Hey, ???, lets leave this super-duper plasma mine ultra thing behide us on the slim chance we are being followed by a old VGFMOG Villan who is lurking in the shadows!

???: Thats a horrible idea! Do it.

Bag o random crap: *duck noises*

Tg: Are you hungry? You'll get food soon you little evil rubber duck.

???: Can we just find the OGers?

Tg: Fine.

Author: Gamechamp

Meanwhile, on the Apocalypse, we join the Robot Team (minus Gamechamp and Black) running through the Apocalypse trying to reach Gamechamp.

Blue: Wait a minute! Why are we running?

Yellow: Umm... because we want to get there fast?

Blue: Well, I know a faster way!

(He presses a button on a remote control. The Robot Mobile materializes in front of them, just barely fitting in the slim corridor.)

Blue: Let's drive!

(they get in and head off to Gamechamp and Black, not knowing what awaits them...)

Author: Yami

*Aeroskull swoops down towards GORE and fires a pair of orange fireballs from his eyes. GORE deflects the fireballs with his lightsaber but is forced to roll off the side of the Hummingbird as the super-sized skull attempts to knock him off*

Yami Yoshi: Damn…our attacks aren’t having any effect on this guy!

GORE: *climbing back up* Not even my lightsaber can penetrate that shield…

Aeroskull: Yuhuhuhuh! You fools and your petty weapons cannot pierce my flames! Now I shall knock you both into the deadly void of space!

*Aeroskull swerves around and zooms back towards the Hummingbird*

Yami Yoshi: Crap! Here he comes again! Hold on tight GORE!

*GORE clings onto the edge of the Hummingbird as Yami Yoshi activates the boost thrusters and zooms away; Aeroskull in hot pursuit*

Aeroskull: Are you fleas trying to escape me?! I’ll have to draw you closer, then!

*Aeroskull opens his massive jaw and starts to vacuum in the Hummingbird*

Yami Yoshi: What the? …the boosters…they’re not working!

GORE: *clinging on for dear life* …Urg! If we get sucked into mouth…wait a second…Yami Yoshi! Use a Dark Omelet!

Yami Yoshi: What?! It doesn’t have any effect!

GORE: …DO IT! AIM FOR HIS MOUTH!

Yami Yoshi: …oh! *snaps fingers* Right!

*Yami Yoshi uses a Dark Omelet on the bomb hatch*

Yami Yoshi: One Dark Omelet coming up!

*Yami Yoshi releases the barrage of Dark Eggs from the Hummingbird’s rear bomb hatch*

Aeroskull: What the?!

*Aeroskull inhales the Dark Omelet and slams his jaw shut-- too late*

Yami Yoshi: Yes!

Aeroskull: …

GORE: He’s stopped…

*Aeroskull suddenly starts to vibrate*

Yami Yoshi: What is the hell is he doing?

Aeroskull: …

*Aeroskull vibrates faster and faster. Tiny cracks start to appear all over his body*

Yami Yoshi: He’s gonna blow!

*Flames expel from Aeroskull’s mouth as he screams*

Aeroskull: NOOOOOOOOO!

*Pressure builds up beneath Aeroskull’s head as flames burst out from the cracks all over his body*

GORE: Get outta here!

*Yami Yoshi activates the boost thrusters as the flames finally erupt from inside his head. The shards of his pale white body scatter across space*

Yami Yoshi: Yes! We did it!

GORE: It’s finally over…now we need to concentrate on breaching the Apocalypse hull ithout running into Emperor Akujin…

*Two Hummingbirds fly up from behind them*

Sergeant Shy Guy: Yami Yoshi! GORE! You’re alive!

GORE: Sergeant Shy Guy? Legion? What are you doing here?

Legion: We originally planned to return to Earth…a lot of crazy things going on down there though…

GORE: What?

Legion: Two guys named Tim Wogan and Wim Togan have been prancing around Earth doing a lot of crazy things. They might have some sort of connection to the MPVP...

GORE: We have to go back and stop them!

Yami Yoshi: What?! We still have to destroy the Apocalypse! We can deal with them later!

GORE: ...I'll go then.

The Other OGers: What?!

GORE: These guys might be related to the MPVP, right? In that case, someone has to stop them!

Sergeant Shy Guy: ...I'll go, too. GORE! Get into my ship!

*GORE jumps from Yami Yoshi's Hummingbird into the cockpit of Sergeant Shy Guy's Hummingbird*

Legion: ANYTHING can happen to you on Earth now...be careful.

GORE: Don't worry. We'll be back as soon as we can. See you all later.

*Sergeant Shy Guy activates the boost thrusters and he and GORE zoom back towards Earth*

Legion: Now Yami Yoshi...onward to the Apocalypse!

*Yami Yoshi and Legion activate their booster thrusters and zoom towards the Apocalypse*

To Be Continued...

Author: Introbulus

(Halfway towards the Apocalypse...)

Yami Yoshi: We're about halfway there...we should try to find a good place to dock soon...

???: NOT SO FAST, MEDDLERS!

Gore: What the...?

(Gore suddenly finds himself with underwear on his head. Before he has a chance to figure out what's going on, his brain stops functioning, and he falls to the floor with a cold hard thud)

Phil: BRAIN NUMBING UNDERPANTS!

Yami Yoshi: Oh no...not you again...don't you know when to quit?

Phil: Quit has no meaning to one who has no quit in the system! We shall fight now!

Yami Yoshi: Finally, you're starting to make some sense...DARK EGG!

(YY throws a Dark Egg at Phil)

Phil: DARKNESS EAT!

(Phil eats the Dark Egg)

YY: My Dark Egg!

Phil: Pathetic Frog Dragon! My pallat is particularly accepting. All edible attacks are edified in my infinite spleen areas!

YY: Oh great...this is going to be tougher than I thought...

(Phil pulls out a knife)

YY: ...MUCH tougher than I thought...

Author: That Guy

Phil: Mwahahahahahahahehehehehaahaaaahhhhahhhuhhfhoohhyy!

Voice in distance: NO! QUACKY! I'M SORRY! I RAN OUT OF FOOD!

Second voice in distance: TG! Restrain him! Capture him! DO SOMETHING!

*Growl, snarling noises*

VID(TG): QUACKY!

SVID(???): HE Went down that hall.

PHil:... WHAT IS THAT RACKET? I'll be right back to destroy you.

YY:...

Phil's voice: Alright, whats goin--- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD LORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING! NO! AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Munch**munch**Munch**BELCH**QQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!*

Author: Yami

The Apocalypse landing bay…

Yami Yoshi: That Guy! ??? ! You’re alive!

That Guy: We were just about to say the same thing.

Legion: We saw you two disappear into the Apocalypse earlier. What happened?

??? : Well, we were attempting to breach the ship’s hull. Then, this genius punches a hole straight into the prison sector of the Apocalypse!

That Guy: Hey!!! Without me, none of y’all would even be alive!!!

Yami Yoshi: Yeah, well, NONE of us are going to be alive if you two don’t pipe down. The whole Apocalypse can probably hear us.

???: Hey, what happened to Brooser, GORE, and Sergeant Shy Guy?

Legion: Brooser entered the Apocalypse ages ago. Don’t know what happened to him. Meanwhile, GORE and Sergeant Shy Guy are returning to Earth to fix up all the crazy things going on down there.

Yami Yoshi: Now that we’re all together, let’s go find Brooser and destroy this piece of junk…

The Apocalypse control panel…

Commander Hades: Damn it, those fools have breached the hull…let’s see how they fare against the almighty military power of the Planet Krad… *into a microphone* All Kradian Infantry Units! Report to the landing bay! Now!

Author: Golem

~After this, tons of ships appear within our heroes' line of sight just outside of the landing bay.~

Legion: We can't fight this one out! There's way too many!

Yami: Right, time to skedaddle!

~Yami and Legion lead the others through the double-doors on the wall facing the rest of the ship on the docking bay. As they race through unknown halls, chased by Kradians not far behind,~

Legion: We have to lead them to someplace where we can destroy them all at once, or at least ditch them!

That Guy: Maybe a laundry chute!

~Everyone gives That Guy a weird look.~

That Guy: Look at them, they're in a mob, they'd never survive being stuffed in a tube like that.

Author: GORE-ILLA

*SSG's Hummingbird enters Earth's atmosphere with GORE hanging on.*

GORE: ...Soooo.... how's it going?

SSG: Can't complain.

GORE: I hear you're from Britain-

SSG: No, that's my author. I'm from some shy guy place or something. I think it's somewhere in the Florida Everglades or Mushroom Kingdom or another of those third world countries.

GORE: Are we there yet?

SSG: Shut up. Shouldn't you be burning up from the atmosphere's friction? This ship is going pretty fast.

GORE: Well if you have to know-

SSG: Wait, what's that?

GORE: What's what?

SSG: I can feel it coming. An immense load of... (whispers eerily) ...RANDOMNESS.

*Just as SSG finishes his sentence, a number 2 pencil flies from nowhere and is lodged in some unimportant area of the Hummingbird.*

GORE: (reaches for it) What the...?

SSG: NO, DON'T TOUCH IT!

*GORE pulls the pencil out, revealing a hole in the craft. Air escapes from the hole while the Hummingbird flies around like a deflating ballon.*

GORE: W-what's going on???

SSG: No time to explain, just jump!

*GORE and SSG leap from the Hummnigbird, which inexplicably explodes in a shower of candy which all turn into miniature Luke Perry heads as they fall to Earth.*

GORE: NOW HOW DO WE LAND?

SSG: SIMPLE! WE USE OUR ENEMIES' WEAPONS TO OUR ADVANTAGE!

GORE: ...WHAT???

SSG: JUST WATCH!

*As SSG falls, he reaches up and grabs a cloud, hanging from it like a parachute. GORE copies him and grabs one, but it instead weighs him down and he plummets to earth even faster.*

SSG: Damn, they've on to us!

*SSG inexplicably appears next to GORE and grabs him as GORE lets go of the heavy cloud. As GORE and SSG descend upon South America, they find various farmers on floating space platforms with chest-mounted Herpe Rays*

SSG: Watch out our we'll be as infertile as... damnit, I can never think of good analogies!

GORE: I think I get it now!

*GORE swings from SSG with one hand as he pulls a toaster out of seeemingly nowhere with his free hand. He pulls the switch down and tosses it onto one of the pscae platfroms, where it slowly ticks down until seconds later, when it shoots out a fish.*

SSG: Now that was not random at all and thus they were unaffected.

GORE: Wait, it's not over yet!

*GORE flings a wireless telephone at the fish, which is still floating in midair. it hits the target head-on. the fish falls down to South America and tears a large hole in the ground. Water spurts from the hole as South America sinks into the ocean.*

SSG: Well-played, but there's still the problem of the farmers.

GORE: ...Aha! I've though of something so random, it's... random.