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Preface by GORE-ILLA

OoC: I see the irony in a VGF story being completed at somewhere that's not VGF. But the series has been dying since the first one, with most of the regular posters becoming inactive or banned. This is the third edition of the story. The first one, started by BSD, was a total ripoff of VGFMOG 4 and was lockd. The second eition, started by Yami Yoshi, was doing good untl a problem at VGF deleted most of the story. YY restarted it and it became this story. Unfortunately, this wasn't doing good either, so now he's started the entire series all over again.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the VGF Member OG series, here is a summary of the previous four stories:

VGF Member OG - Started by Yami Yoshi. Lupus the Turk steals Yami Yoshi's cheesecake and becomes Cheese God with the help of EVIL gods Quirtzok, Chaos, and King Bob. Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Introbulus, SwordMaster, Fusion and BSD joined forces to stop Lupus and his many minions, eventually saving the VGF Universe from certain destruction in a BanLand showdown.

VGF Member OG 2: The Jewel Heist - Started by Fusion. An ancient ruby with great powers is stolen from Fusion by his villanous rival GameChamp and his Robot Team. The VGF Six reassembledto stop GameChamp. Along the way, Dark GORE-ILLA assembled his elite Team Monkey, Introbulus's mage friend Jim spprouted the EVIL Dark Jim, the ancient Pharoah Yami Yoshi was freed from Yami Yoshi's Millenium Egg, and Shadow Dragoshi was permanently killed by BSD. The OGers also gained a new ally, Fred the super-strong yet super-stupid lover of waffles. Itended with a miniature war against Sephnita and the Ruby Gods and a surprise reappearnce by Lupus.

VGF Member OG 3: Subtitle Soon! - Started by Lupus. The VGF Six fight through villain after villain. First they battle Lupus and his TWIFATIT commanders in Japan, then they take on Dark Jim's insane minions, GORE discover clues to his past and PL-0TT the plot device, and a new villain organization known as the MPVP emerged. The MPVP was headed by a mysterious figure and his head council of King Bob, Quirtzok, and Chaos. At the story's climax, the OGers battle the living embodiment of all EVIL - known simply as "Lord Evil".

VGF Member OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest - Started by GORE-ILLA. GORE was ready to journey to Idej Volcano Mountain and discover his past. He is joined by the ghosts of Party Goers Golem, Sapphire, Ditto, Vorpal, Masa, Mune, Luigi of the Pipes, and Elzie, except that only he could see them. After bringing together the rest of the VGF Six, they journey across the molten remains of the Western Hemiphere. ALong the way they encounter new foes such as MON-KILL and GreatLuigi. Fred also turns to the dark side. Then Lupus, Koopa, Chaos, Dark Jim, Sephnity, and Mecha-Dark GORE form the Anti-VGF Six. At the end, GORE learns of his Jedi heritage, Dark GORE nobley scarifices himself to save GORE from Lupus, and together the VGF Six put an end to Lupus once again.

These OGs all take place in the "Bad Future", some time after PGers 17. It is now the year 2017. Now here are the original posts, with additions in [] to make the story easier to understand.

Author: Yami

It has been over three years since GORE defeated Dark GORE and discovered his the secret of his past. Many of the OGers had gone their seperate ways...

SwordMaster departed the OGers for advanced training to become the most powerful swordsman in the world.

Fusion left Earth and teleported to the far ends of the universe to test his power.

Introbulus had returned to his top secret lab most likely to conduct some more top secret experiments.

GORE returned to the Jedi Council on the planet Coruscant to begin his Jedi training. [The Western Hemisphere has been restored to normal by the DragonBalls or something.] Pharaoh Yami Yoshi had entered a Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament in New York and was battling against duelists around the world.

*Meanwhile Yami Yoshi takes a lonely stroll around Yoshi's Island for the 713th day in a row unaware that this day...will be different*

Author: DarkMario

Two men in suits with pistols in their hand dragged a weak man that was all bloody and bruised, towards a man cloaked in black. The cloaked figure motioned his finger, signaling for the men with pistols to carry the wounded man to him.

"Yo-..you won't get away with this!!" said the wounded man staring at the cloaked figure. The cloaked figure gave a slight laugh. "Your puny village was destroyed very simply. You think you can do what your military forces could not? Hahaha!... Guards! Kill the fool. He is not even worthy enough to speak to me!" said the cloaked figure. The guards nodded their heads, and then gunshots were heard. There was a thump noise as the man hit the floor. Blood sorrounded him, meaning he was most likely dead. The cloaked figure laughed and told the guards to leave his room. "No on can defeat my power! Hahaha! The world shall soon here the name.. DarkMario: Your Overlord! My army of Russian Mailmen are unstoppable!" said the cloaked figure as he smiled and evilish grin.

Author: Neo

"Like, oh my gawd. HAHAHAHA--"

Neo drives a huge double-decker bus down the streets on New York at a regardless 60+MPH, using street posts and mailboxes as giant ramps on which to make flying leaps. Wh33t

Author: Legion

Legion: *to camera* Now, for this OG I will be reverting to the dreaded script format. Because I'm lazy. bleugh.

SSG: Sir, who areyou talking to?

Legion: MUST YOU ALWAYS ASK ME THAT!?

SSG: ...

Legion: Well anyway, on with the porrly directed show.

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Deep in New York City...

Legion: *at a bus-stop* Ah, America. Just as I remember it. Land of the Free, Home of the Brave...

SSG: Sir, you've never even been to America. You don't even know if they have bus-stops there.

Legion: True, but shut up. Now... *Walks into road* Where the hell is that freakin' bus?

*as if on cue, Neo's DEADLY BUS OF AWESOME POWER lands on him*

Legion: Why must bad comedy cliches follow me wherever I go?

*again, as if on cue, a kitchen sink materialises out of mid-air and knocks Legion into a newstand*

Legion: SSG, break the Space Toime Continuem and give me a plothole. I don't like this city. There are too many psychotic bus drivers.

Author: GORE-ILLA

*Elsewhere, The Flying Monkey flies through space...*

GORE-ILLA's Log: Day 1089

GORE-ILLA here. It's been three years now since I left Earth for Coruscant. Yami Yoshi and Intro abandoned me a long time ago and I had to make my plot device, PL-0TT, extend the journey to last till the fifth OG's beginning. We're almost there now...

END LOG

PL: We're now entering Coruscant's atmosphere.

GORE: Good.

A small, floating spherical droid with a gray "eye" flies up to the window of the Flying Monkey.

Droid: Welcome to Coruscant. May I ask of your destination?

GORE: The Jedi Temple.

Droid: Do you have an appointment?

GORE: You could say that. My name...is The Monkey.

Droid: (eye glows red and focuses on GORE. It stops and flies to the surface.) Follow me!

PL takes control of The Flying Monkey and follows the droid to the landing pad. The ramp lowers, and GORE and PL walk out. They stand in front of the majestic Jedi Temple. A group of Jedi step out to greet him. GORE immediately remembers the head one...

GORE: Master Yoda!

Yoda: Ah, so true it is. Returned to Coruscant, the Monkey has.

Mace Windu: Follow us.

GORE: Yes, Master Windu, sir.

GORE follows the elder Jedi through the twisting halls of the Jedi Temple until they reach the circular Jedi Council room.

GORE: I am sorry, masters. I have failed my mission. The gorillas and I were captured. Every one of them is now dead.

Mace: We should be the ones apologizing, Monkey.

GORE: What?

Yoda: Knew you would fail, we did. But we sent you there, so fullfill your destiny you can.

GORE: What destiny? My only goal is to be a Jedi Knight!

Ki-Adi-Mundi: No, Monkey. Your destiny...is to join the VGF Six and save the OG Universe before it is destroyed once more.

GORE: What do you mean, masters? The VGF Six is better off without me! I nearly got them killed when I was trying to find out my past!

Yoda: The VGF Six will crumble from the inside without you, and the OG Universe will be destroyed once again - just as it had been all those years ago, when the Old OG Universe was at the peak of perfection, with the help of the Party Goers and the OG Vets. But that universe collapsed. Lupus The Turk was one of the few that survived. He capture the souls of the OG Vets, who were reincarnated as the New Party Goers in an alternate dimension, known as the Gamehiker's Realm. The OG Universe respawned since then, but it is at danger of collapsing again soon - and this time for good. Only a legendary band of warriors, the VGF Six, can defeat them. You must help them, The Monkey.

GORE: No! I couldn't wait to return here and put my old life behind me! Now it seems I have no home! (runs off.)

Yoda: Realize his destiny, he soon will...

*At U.N. HQ...*

The Flying Monkey II is docked at the HQ. Unlike the crew of the original ship, these aren't a group of do-gooder OGers. They are Team Monkey: XB-0TT the dark plot device, Mecha-Pincy the giant mechanical lobster, Mousie the ca-razy Jamaican cab driver, Bullwinkle the lover of cheese and cigarettes, Ol' Bessie the mad cow, and EVIL Scientist Dude. They were led by the merciless MON-KILL, but remember a time when they were led by Dark GORE-ILLA. They even remember the time that they learned of Dark GORE's fate...

Start Flashback

Mousie: So where's Master Dark GORE, mon?

Lupus: Tragic news, Team Monkey. Apparantly, that radical GORE-ILLA mercilessly beat Dark GORE to an inch of his life at Idej Volcano Mountain. Dark GORE was so brutally injured that he even offered to join GORE! But GORE refused, and killed and absorbed him. I nearly killed him, but his pesky friends came in the nick of time.

Mousie: No...say it isn't so, mon...

EVIL Scientist Dude: It's true...GORE-ILLA shall pay for his crimes.

Bullwinkle: NO! Master is best friend next to Inanimate Wedge of Cheese!

Ol' Bessie: Moo....

Lupus: We have found your new leader. He's not Dark GORE, but he's the closest we could find.

MON-KILL: Hello, team....

End Flashback

*Back on Coruscant...*

GORE-ILLA sits by a fountain in the Jedi garden.

GORE: I don't know...where do I belong? What am I supposed to do?

A man in a dark cloak approaches.

???: Ah, I know what you're going through, young gorilla.

GORE: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

???: That's where ypu are wrong. I know a place where you belong...where you will meet others like you with no place to go.

Gore: First I must know what is this place you speak of? And who are you, anyway?

???: It's the Land of Russian Mailmen...and I am... (removes mask) Dark Mario.

GORE: (grins) Hmmm...alright.

Dark Mario: HAUAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Join in, GORE! It's fun! HUAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!

GORE: MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

Dark Mario: Together now!

Dark Mario & GORE: MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Author: Legion

SSG: So Sir,where would you like to go?

Legion: Hmm. How about London?

SSG: Okay. *pushes button on belt*

*the Universe flds in on itself, and Legion and SSG find themselves standing in Trafalger Square*

SSG: Kinda murky isn't it sir? Sir?

Pile of Pidgeon Extretment: Say anything abou this and I'll kill you.

Author: GORE-ILLA

Sonic: Something rises, using jets in its feet, out of the waters of the Atlantic Ocean...

???: I'm not "Something"! At least use my name!

Sonic: Ah-herm, "Rhyk." He is a cyborg who looks like a scrawny boy wearing a white scarf and a bump on his nose - an almost exact replica of former OG Vet Golem.

Rhyk: Get it right next time.~looks around~ Hey... d'you know where the Party Goers are?

Sonic: They've been dead for about seventeen years.

Rhyk: ~blink~...Who did it?

Sonic: The OGers. Rhyk then rockets over to and sits down on a nearby island. There his eyes go blank for a few seconds, then comes out of it.

Rhyk: ~thinking~ The OGers... Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Black Skull Dragoshi, Introbulus, Jim, Fred, and their leader, Lupus. Copyright 2003 www.lupus0wnz.com ~speaking~ Hey, I thought you said it's been 17 years!

Sonic: And...?

Rhyk: Lupus' servers tell me otherwise...

Sonic: Uh...

Rhyk: Whatever. Since you are the narrator, I must trust you were right about the whole OGers-ending-half-o'-the-world thing and exact my own justice because no one else would ever have thought to before...!

Sonic: Eh?

Rhyk: I was pointing out the plot flaws in a sardonic fashion.

Sonic: ...Wazzup...?

Rhyk: This is a horrible excuse for humor. Anyhow,... ~downloads karate, boxing, etc. a la Matrix~ ...I'm off to find Yami Yoshi! ~uses jets in feet to fly off~

Sonic: Whoops...I forgot to tell him the rest of the story...about how Lupus had possessed the OG Vets and now their souls are with GORE-ILLA... eh, he'll find out eventually...

*Elsewhere, on Yoshi's Island...*

YamiYoshi: Ah, there's no better stroll through Yoshi's Island then the 713th in a row...

Sonic: Suddenly, something blurs right past Yami, knocking off his feet. He quicly regains his balance and faces the mysterious figure-

Rhyk: I said use my name, dammit!

Yami Yoshi: (closely examines Rhyk) Huh...Golem? Izzat you? I thoughtyou di-

Rhyk: No! I am R.H.Y.K., also known as Rhyk! You killed Golem, you and your other EVIL friends! And you killed all the other OG Vets too, so that leaves only me to stop you! Then I'll take care of your leader, Lupus!

Yami Yoshi: Wait a sec, Luous isn't our boss, he's the main vill-

Sonic: Before Yami Yoshi coud explain, Rhyk flies toward him at blurring speed and send him flying into a tree. Rhyk dashes past the tree at amazing speed, so fast that the force of his speed causes the tree to uproot and get "dragged" by it. Yami hangs onto the tree for dear life. Rhyk then makes a short stop and the tree is sent rocketing hundreds of miles away - and I'm no scientist but, I guess it'll probably land in London or the remains of New York. Eh, we'll find out soon enough.

To Be Continued...

Author: Golem

Rhyk: ~emits some bleeps and bloops, pretty standard shtuff~ Following Yami Yoshi.
~thinking as he zooms through the air~
FUTURES.EXE
Probability of Bad Future: 80%
Probability of Dark Tomorrow: ...99%
Location of TASTS: Unknown
Location of Timeline Band: ...

~Elsewhere, on the northern east coast of USA, on the porch of a beach house...~

Isis: ~32-year-old African American, long sections of hair on the sides, but cut high overall--think Cardcaptor Sakura, if you can, and somewhat chubby~ Moondo...

Moondo: ~caucasion man with graying hair but a firm chin and scrawny figure~ Yes?

Isis: Do you have the Timeline Band packaged?

Moondo: Yes... Why do you ask?

~Suddenly, a black yoshi flies overhead, followed by a palm tree~

Isis: !!! ~lifts up her hands into the air, closes eyes, focuses~

~The black yoshi (Yami Yoshi) slows down, eventually becoming still, and is slowly put down onto his side on ground by an invisible force.~

Yami Yoshi: Who did that?! I'd better get out of here before anyone else decides to introduce themself with force... I'm off to Tokyo, to find the others before Rhyk!!

Author: GORE-ILLA

*Some time later, Yami is on a boat to Tokyo, while typing furiously on his computer.*

Yami: Hy, GORE's onlie! I'll IM him!

Super CO Hawke[4:28:o3]:
John Mean[4:29:12]: ???
John Mean[4:29:27]: Vhange your font
John Mean[4:30:00]: *Change
Super CO Hawke[4:30:49]: Better?
John Mean[4:41:01]: Yeah
Super CO Hawke[4:41:17]:Were are U??
John Mean[4:41:38]: Hanging out with mailmen
Super CO Hawke[4:41:50]: Oh.
Super CO Hawke[4:42:10]: There's a crazy cyborg after me. Warch yourself.
John Mean[4:45:05]: HEY HEY HEY
John Mean[4:45:48]: ITS FAAAAAT ALBERT!
Super CO Hawke[4:46:29]:Post in Super Mario OG
John Mean[4:47:00]: g2g Dark Mario needs me.
Super CO Hawke[4:48:07]: Who the hell is Dark Mario?
Previous message was not received by John Mean because of error (4:48:07 PM): User John Mean is not available.

*Yami Yoshi gets up* YY: I better do some research on this "Dark Mario"...

*A blur speeds past the boat, going towards the area where Yami had landed before.*

YY: Rhyk...

To Be Continued...

Author: Legion

SSG: What's that whistling sound?

Legion: ? *looks up to see a huge tree arcing towards him* ! No! *tree stops* I will not be harmed by that comic clique ever again! Got it? *tree disappears* Better!

SSG: Hey, wasn't the Western Hemisphere supposed to be destroyed?

Legion: SSG, there's no such thing as the Western Hemisphere. There is no way to divide the Earth up that way.

SSG: Oh.

Legion: That's better. Now, let's go and laugh at Tony Blair in the Hutton inquiry.

Author: GORE-ILLA

(GORE-ILLA walks though the luxorous hall to a shniy computer room where a giant monitor takes up the entire north wall. The other Russian Mailmen hide behind hooded cloaks, like real Russian Mailmen. Dark Mario stands before the monitor, with a black pen in his right hand.)

Dark Mario: All right Mailmen, time for our latest mission. (Screen shows a map of USA. A spot on the northern east coast glows red) Somewhere in this area is where we will find a special rubber band. I am not yet permitted to tell you its powers and importance, except that it must be retrieved at all costs! And.. (Screen changes to a picture of Rhyk.) if you see this man, you have permission to kill him on sight! Do I make myself clear?

GORE & Mailmen: HOY HOY HUZZAH!!! HOY HOY HUZZAH!!! (Dark Mario holds the pen up above his head. Light shines on it.)

Golem: I was right! It's the TASTs!

GORE: (spins around and sees all the OG Vet ghosts) What're you doing here? I told you guys to hang low after the battle with the Anti-VGF Six! Lupus is probably still looking for you-

Vorpal: We had to come. Golem kept on insisting that he sensed the TASTS.

Ditto: So we followed him here. We never expected to meet you here, GORE. What are you doing hanging around with these insane mailmen?

GORE: I'm just saying with them unil I can find my true calling. Being with the VGF Six just wasn't working. I put all my friends in grave danger last time just so we could find out I'm a Jedi knight.

Masa: Alright, Just don't get too careless. We'll be keeping an eye on you.

Saph: And on DarkMario. (The ghosts disappear.)

*Back on Earth, Yami rows after Rhyk at amazing speed in a raft.*

Yami: Gotta... see... where he's going... looks like he's headin' straight for the USA.... I need to stop him and find out what he's up to...

To Be Continued...

Author: Golem

Living in the USA was weird for the past three years.

Cal, one morning three years ago, woke up to the strangest thing. He had slept for 17 years! That is... he remembered the previous day being 2003, and the day he woke up was in 2020.
He kept such a notion secret, as everyone else seemed to be fine with the fact that seventeen years had passed. With little to no change, as well. That is, in the western hemisphere. The other side of the planet... well, they were incredibly advanced in technology. He didn't remember that being the case.
And another thing... he noticed that everyone was drinking water a lot more. As in constantly. But this, of course, was normal for everyone else.
He spent three years studying various sciences relating to time and even discussed this with others online who had experienced the change. There was even one who said he wasn't supposed to talk about it.
But such people were far and few between. Actually, only about four others were out there, as far as Cal knew.
His eyes were starting to grow weary after looking for signs of chronological warping for three years.

Then one day... he almost thought he saw one of the people he knew online... flying! He gazed from the room in the back of the house, which had a glass door he looked through. It flew past in the sky, its giant scarf waving in the sky. It looked ready to land at his house... but when the amazing flying person approached the ground, it got bounced back up into the sky by some invisible force, and a terrible and loud sound came at the same time. This continued for a while, and the person even attempted entering the house a few times, but nothing happened.
The news was on the TV while Cal was watching this... and he overheard a strange-sounding voice. It was a horribly gaunt and sad-looking dinosaur-like creature that was black and white, with red eyes. It talked, but Cal wasn't listening. Next to it was a sketch of, well, what was outside!

The person soon flew away, and Cal sought his parents to inquire if they had heard the sound. No, they had not...