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Author: Tim Wogan

Suddenly, Ash Ketchum arrives in the Batmobile.

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Ash: If you capture Panvs, I won't win the science fair!

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Ringo: We must hurry and steal Ash's car while he is reading The Brothers Karamazov!

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*Ringo, Dolph and Keanu jump into the car*

To be continued...

Author: Wim Togan

Bagpipes: WHATS THE SECRET OF THE OOZE!!?!

Moneybags: Play Monopoly to find out! But only if you dare with tweezers!

*suddenly the New Topic army appears from Rupert the Bear's armpit*

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OMG TO BE CONTINUED

Author: Tim Wogan

Suddenly, Fyodor Pavlovich appears

Fyodor: Stop this! We will be setanced to manufacturing toasters for Enron if this happens!

BSD: OMFGF IM KEWL

Paris Hilton: Quick, watch my blurry sex tapes before the RIAA sues us!

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Scottish Guy: Not on my watch!

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Ringo: We'll fight for it then!

Author: Tim Wogan

Suddenly, Bill Gates appears with Shigeru Miyamoto!

Miyamoto: The secret of the ooze is this:

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Jay Resop: It's more horrible than I ever imagined!

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Arthas: Evacuate the cookie jars before it is TOO LATE!

Author: Tim Wogan

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Dentist: STFU HONKEY

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Aragorn: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine!

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John Kerry: I MUST HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH RINGO

Author: Tim Wogan

Suddenly, the WTC crashses into a plane.

JEW: OMFG

BLACK: Tnhat is offensive

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Blot Stalin: racicst

Author: Tim Wogan

Ringo: This makes no sense.

Dolph: We must quest to Paris Hilton ( - )

Ringo: It is the only way!

Keanu: Search the catacombs!

Ten years later...

Scout: Sir, I believe we may have found what we were looking for.

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Professor Oak: Your Pokedex is complete!

Author: Tim Wogan

Suddenly, a Japanese school girl appears.

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Japanese School Girl: Help me! Shane Sacobie is trying to rape me!

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Keanu Reeves: SUPER KEANU BEAM!

*Ringo casts Fire 3*

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Author: Tim Wogan

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Ayu: I am in a coma in the hospital but also stealing taiyaki in the town I MUST CONSUME JELLY

Yuuichi: I sleep my way through chapter nine, Talks and Homilies.

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SLIDE TACKLE

To be continued...

Author: Wim Togan

Keanu: It's a race against time to stop the evil Pugwald.

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Alfred: If you'll excuse me I have a date with Dana Carvey.

Judge Judy: Sued for slander, jail, twenty years!

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Executioner: ON WEISH EITS GRAVE!

Ash: Go, Pikachu!

Member # 13052

Author: Tim Wogan

Eminem: Eminem
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.

Female Voice
"Ooooohhhhh!"

Eminem
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...

Verse 1:
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husbands heart problems complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, bum on your lips
**** that *** on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this ****'s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "**** you Debbie!"

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2:
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Chorus 2x

Verse 3:
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this **** that ****
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the **** just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Chorus 2x

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

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Bill Gates: I cast Bio!

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Crew member: They've taken over 90% of our weapons systems!

Captain: Prepare to evacuate. I am evacuating the ship.

Author: Wim Togan

Ringo: We've nearly made it to Lindblum, of all places!

Lagomorph: GWOK YOU SMOKEY.

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Alphabet Soup Come To Life By AIDS: OBJECTION!

Brown: Jury's are important. Don't forget that.

Tom Cruise: I object as well!

Everyone: I object!

Ringo: Let's get going while the going's tough!

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Tom Cruise: LIT3!!

To be continued

Author: Tim Wogan

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Citan: You may kill me, but I'll always have Ditech on my side!

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Kefka: Lost another loan to Ditech!

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Author: Wim Togan

Tomoko: What's the problem, John Grisham?

Grisham: I ate too much veal again.

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Concubine Leader: Hand over the Red Key, hokey!

Wozby: Never! Well okay!

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Monster: I changed my name due to legal advice from Ringo Starr.

Ringo: I did no such thing!

The Beatles

In My Life

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Main Riff: E----5-----0-4-
B--2---2-3-----
G--2-----------

There are places I'll remember
A F#m

All my life though some have changed
Bm Dm A

Some for ever not for better
A F#m

Some have gone, and some remain.
Bm Dm A

All these places have their moments
F#m Bm

With lovers and friends, I still can recall
G A

Some are dead and some are living
F#m Bm

In my life, I've loved them all
D Dm A

{Repeat main riff, and continue as verse above}

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compared with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Thought I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I'll love you more
In my life I'll love you more

At the end, there is the first riff above, then a higher Dm (played as a bar chord at the 5th fret) then the riff below:

E7 A
Last Riff: E----5-----0-4----4--2--4--5
B--2---2-3--------3--------5
G--2--------------4--------6
D--------------------------7

CHORD FORMATIONS:
A x 0 2 2 2 0
F#m 2 4 4 2 2 2 (Bar across 2nd fret)
Bm x x 4 4 3 2
Dm x x 0 2 3 1
G 3 2 0 0 3 3

Ringo: They're coming in too fast!

Han Solo: Nerf herders!

Author: Tim Wogan

Tom Cruise: Death Team, assemble!

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DVG: HACK you! Joanne Hogg, I CHOOSE YOU!

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Joanne: Even when, we behold each other, somehow our eyes do not meet.

DVG: Use Tail Whip!

Joanne: But it gives me such delight, to feel you closer now.

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