MMEDDP Codex

The Dramatis personae of the MMEDDP series.

Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party

Note: Despite being members of Vorpal's cabinet, not all of the following are members of the MMEDDP Party.

President

• Vorpal

Debut: MMEDDP
Founder of the Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party and the 43rd President of the United States, having won out against both Democratic candidate Algore and Republican candidate Dubya back in the 2000 election. Despite numerous blunders in office, Vorpal was re-elected in 2004 and promptly went insane(er?).

Vice President

• Ditto McCloaker

Secretary of State

• Tom Bodet

Secretary of the Treasury

• Magikoopa

Secretary of Defense

• Samuel C. Flutter

Attorney General

• Mr. Predict

Secretary of the Interior

• Yoshiman

Secretary of Agriculture

• Former: DVGBC
• Current: Slort Goomboy

Secretary of Commerce

• Former: Kirbyboy

Secretary of Labor

• Former: Nazz

Secretary of Health and Human Services

• Fuzzball

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

• Wrange Tirk

Secretary of Transportation

• Former: Linkman
• Current: James A. Trafican't

Secretary of Energy

• Parasol Waddle "PW" Deeson

Secretary of Education

• Dodo
• Party: Birdocrats
• Formerly ran as Masamune's running mate in the 2000 election. Despite belonging to a rival party and supporting them in previous elections, Dodo is one of the few cabinet members to really take his position seriously and has made great efforts to increase education. Whether or not they have succeeded is a matter of debate. His "No Child Left Behind" bill was struck down in Congress when he inadvertently left an entire Kindergarten class alone on a White House tour in order to try out some new bird seed he found.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs

• Former: Mr. Fred Rogers

Secretary of Homeland Security

• ...it's complicated?

CIA

• Director

FBI

• kester