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Author: Fusion

Back at the tower...

Fusion: *pulls out a 500-bullet Machine Rifle*

GORE: Why do you have that 500-bullet machine rifle?

Fusion: Just in case.

GORE: In case of what?

???: TENCHI!!!

Yasha appears.

Fusion: You will not hurt me this time!

Yasha: Oh, yes I will! *gets shot*

Fusion: *blows smoke away from Machine Rifle*

GORE: Cool. Where did you get that?

Fusion: Stole it from SOCOM: Navy Seals.

GORE: Anyway, let's hide her, or we'll be arrested.

They throw the decaying Yasha into a trash can.

Fusion: Now to continue our search in this tower.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: SwordMaster

*SM and BSD are examining the movie set*

SM: Hmmm... The director is dead.

Director: I'm not quite dead, yet!

BSD: He's alive!

Director: Yes. *cough*

SM: Who did this to you?

Director: It was *cough* those robots.

SM and BSD: Gamechamp and his group? Where did they go?

Director: They went to kill the president of Japan!

BSD: Where's the president?

Director: He's at *cough* he's... at... BLARGH! *director dies*

SM: Damn! I knew he wasn't going to finish that sentence!

BSD: Hey! Look! it's an oil trail! If we follow it, we can find the robots.

SM: Great! Let's go!

*they follow the trail and find gamechamp and the robots talking to the president of Japan*

Gamechamp: you won't give me Japan! Then you will........ DIE!

*he kills the president*

SM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You sick.... um.... MONKEY!!

Gamechamp: What!!?? Who's there?

BSD: We've come to stop you, but... we're too late.

GC: Yes, you are. And now I will take over Japan. And the WORLD!!!

SM: I won't let you!

GC: You will die!

*they fight for a while, but GC always parries SM's sword*

GC: Enough of this! I'll just use my gun!
BLAM!

*GC shoots SM hand off*

SM: AAGhh! It hurts! It burns like hell!

GC: I let you live knowing that you failed to save the world.

*the robots leave*

SM: BSD, I'm too weak. Follow them!

BSD: Right-o!

SM: Right-o?

BSD: Don't ask.

*BSD follows the robots. SM passes out and wakes up in a Japanese hospital with a metal hand*

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

BSD was following the robot team until he tripped over a communicator and takes it then continues to follow the robot team.

Black:I gotta rest.

GC:Fine.

Everyone in the robot team except Black leaves.

BSD crashes into Black.

Black:OUCH!

BSD:Stupid banana peel.

Black:I'll destroy you,BSD!

BSD:No,you got that wrong I will destroy you!

Both fight but BSD's sword was stronger than both of Black's combined and defeated him.

Black(In a faint voice):How...was I........defeated so.....easily?

BSD:Because I kept hitting your weak spot!

Black(nearly dying):You.....and.....your.....friends.........will........ever............defeat.....................all..........of........us.

Black keels over and blows up.

BSD:That was easy I might as well report this to Fusion and GORE.

BSD talks to Fusion and GORE on the communicator

BSD:Fusion,GORE, I defeated one of the robot team's members

Fusion and GORE:Who?

BSD:Black.

Fusion:That's one down 4 to go.

GORE:What happened to SwordMaster?

BSD:GC's Blaster gun shot his left hand off.

Fusion:That had to hurt!

BSD:No joke!

GORE:What's Black's current status?

BSD:Decimated.

Fusion:Good.

GORE:Why are you battered?

BSD:You know that ruby GC stole?

Fusion:Yes.

BSD:That's how Black damaged me badly.

Fusion and GORE:Is there any other info you need to tell us.

BSD:No.

Fusion and GORE:Okay now return to where Introbulus' Volkswagon we're signing out.

Fusion and GORE turn their communicators off.

BSD:How did they get communicators anyway?

Morton:Plot device.

BSD:Let me guess the cyclone you were in blew you to Japan

Morton:Yes

Both leave and go back to the Volkswagon

TO BE CONTINUED

Author: Introbulus

Later, Back at the Volkswagon

Stuman: Guys, we've got trouble.

Gore-illa: There's an evil robot of mass destruction roaming the countryside just waiting to kill, and you tell me you've got TROUBLE?!

Introbulus: Well, you see...

Jim: The parenthesis guy released an evil gas that is bent on getting revenge from Yami Yoshi! It just flew away and I'm willing to bet it's got a thirst for blood!

Fusion: ...Okay, that IS bad!

Author: Gamechamp

Meanwhile,in the forest...

The Robot Team comes to where Black blew up.

GC:Okay,Black,he's gone!

Then,the pieces of Black come back together.

BLACK:Did that freak really think he could destroy me?He is such an idiot!But now the heroes think I'm dead,making us less of a threat!

BLUE:Little did they know that we never stole that diamiond for its value,but because of its secret magical powers.

GC:Yes!With the diamond of Sephnito,we can dissasemble and assemble at will!

YELLOW:Not to mention,the increased power!

GC:Yep.With the diamond of Sephnito,we are unstoppable!!!Now,it's time to go and claim Japan!

BLUE:Leave it to me!

He presses a button on a remote,and a car with 5 seats with one in front,2 behind,and 2 behind that,and each fifth where a seat is the colers match the Robot Team

GC:Robot Team Car!

Green jumps in the Green area in back

GREEN:Let's...

Yellow jumps next to him in the Yellow area.

YELLOW:get...

Black jumps in front of Green in the Black area.

BLACK:ready...

Blue jumps in the blue driver's seat in front of Black

BLUE:to...

Gamechamp jumps in the remaining red area.

GC:DRIVE,BLUE!!!

The car takes off for Japan

Later...

In the tower,there is a convieniently placed T.V. where the heroes are...

FUSION:When are we gonna get to the top?

GORE:Why not we take a break and watch thins convieniently placed T.V.?

They all sit down in front of the T.V.

T.V.:We inturrupt this broadcast for a very important announcement.

AD GUY:Convieniently placed T.V.s!!!We'll put them in any convieniet place you want!

FUSION:That's an important announcement?

T.V.:We now have an announcement,not an ad.

Then,Gamechamp appears on the screen.

EVERYONE:GAMECHAMP!!!!!

GAMECHAMP:Yes,it's me,all you people who know me out there!I am here to tell you that I now rule Japan!To prove it,I have a special corpse to show you...

He holds out a Pinnochio doll.

GAMECHAMP:Yes!The president of...Japan?Stupid movie props!

He holds out out the President's corpse.

GAMECHAMP:Yes!The president of Japan!Now,I'm the leader!I have written a bunch of pointless new rules with my power!So,bow down or else!

Outside,a picture resebling the Uncle Sam picture from WW2 is put up,only with the Robot Team and the words saying:We want you to bow down or else!

GORE:You know,I just think I should go and sign up to bow down in the war...I mean to Gamechamp...

FUSION:Uncle Sam-like pictures,Uncle Sam was good,but not these.
TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: Introbulus

OOC: I guess this was earlier, when those guys were still climbing the tower.

Author: Yami Yoshi

<Yami Yoshi suddenly walks out of his house>

Yami Yoshi: <yawn> Man! I haven't posted in here since the last VGF Member OG! Oh well. Wonder what's going on?

<Yami Yoshi picks up the newspaper>

Yami Yoshi: What? <reading> Japan Taken Over By OGer Gamechamp. Emperor Brutally Murdered. CHEESECAKE FACTORIES SHUT DOWN ALL OVER JAPAN? NOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY CHEESECAKE!

<Yami Yoshi screams>

Yami Yoshi: Wait a second. This Gamechamp guy sounds familiar...Hey! He's that OGer who goes to my boards! He will pay...Time to head to the Japan mainland!

<Yami Yoshi hops into a boat and speeds toward Japan>

Meanwhile in Japan...

Gamechamp: Sir Lupus!

<A pale white figure appears>

Dead Lupus: Yes Gamechamp.

Gamechamp: I have successfully closed down all cheesecake factories in Japan.

Lupus: Excellent. Yami Yoshi will go crazy!

Gamechamp: But what if he goes to another country?

Lupus: Don't worry. I have servants all over the world who are ready to kill the leaders from each country. From Albania to New Zealand! Soon cheesecake shall be abolished from the world forever! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! The OGers will pay for what they did to me!

Author: Introbulus

OOC: Oh no! Lupus must be like Dracula! AHHH!!!!

OOC: Oh, by the way, in case you forgot, there's still the matter of that evil thing that's out for revenge.

Author: StuMan

At the Volkswagon (conviniently parked near the shore...)

*BSD and Morton walk up*

StuMan: Yo, BSD, whos the wee dude?

Morton: Who am I? Who are you?

StuMan : I am StuMan, gaurdian of Mystery planet keeper of the peace and disposer of bombs and also winner of the smelliest foot contest.

Morton: Oh really?? I bet you my feet are smellier

StuMan: Oh is that a challenge? I can never resist challenges, let's do it

*StuMan and Morton prepare to combat each other in the smelliest foot contest, everyone else groans*

*Suddenly Yami Yoshi's sppedboat pulls up at the shore (told you it was convinient)*

Yami Yoshi: Cheesecake....must.....now...eat....quick...

Introbulus: Sorry Yami theres no cheesecake here, altho there is plenty of chessy feet.

Yami: Dam, whos the new guy?

StuMan: I am StuMan, gaurdian of Mystery pla....

Jim: Man is he gonna say that every time?

BSD: Looks like it

Introbulus: Oh by the way Yami, theres a vengful evil gas out to get you

Yami: A what!? How did this happen?

StuMan: One of them done it *points at Introbulus and Jim*

Jim and Introbulus: errr.....

Author: Introbulus

Jim: It wasn't us! It was the narrirator!

(Oh sure! Blame it on the poor, harmless narrirator! Just because I opened the seal, let the gas out, and told it where Yami Yoshi lives, does NOT mean that it's all my fault!)

Yami Yoshi: You told it where I LIVE?!?

Jim: Tell me, are you normally this stupid or is this just temporary?

(Normal stupid. Why do you ask?)

Introbulus: Wait a minute! Maybe he knows something about the gas that we don't!

(sorry, but I'm not allowed to tell you any vital points in the plot)

Jim: Oh, and you are allowed to release evil creatures bent on revenge out into the universe?

(...NOT TELLING!)

Author: Gamechamp

Meanwhile...

GC:Well,Lupus,I must say that it was a good idea to get the diamond of power and use it to bring you back to life,it was lucky you found a way to talk to me from heck.

LUPUS:Thanks.

GC:But,you're forgetting that me and my Robot Team control that power!

LUPUS:Yes...is there something I'm missing?

GC:Well,you should never trust people who are traitors to you,and now,you're going back from whence you came!

He takes out the diamond which shoots a ray that makes Lupus dissapear.

GC:Thanks for the minions to use for total world domination.HAHAHAHAHA!!!With this diamond,I'm unstoppable!

Then,Green rushes in.

GREEN:Master Gamechamp!I've gotten some news that the evil spirit that Lupus sealed has escaped!

GC:I don't care.He goes after Lupus' worst enemies first,and he doesn't know about me traiting!I'll just say that Lupus died and he left me in charge,simple as that!

GREEN:Ingenius,sir!

GC:I know!Those idiotic heroes will DIE!!!And we will rule the world!!!

GREEN:Don't you mean half?What with the incident 10 years ago...

GC:Whatever.
TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

BSD:Wait a minute!

Fusion:What?

BSD:How could Black be alive when I decimated him?

GORE:Maybe that ruby GameChamp stole had more power than any of us thougt it had.

Introbulus:Maybe it's magical.

Yami Yoshi:That could be a possibility.

BSD:We should go back to my castle think of a plan to destroy GameChamp and his robots.

They all enter Introbulus' Volkswagon and go to BSD's castle.

TO BE CONTINUED

Author: GORE-ILLA

GORE-ILLA and Fusion finally reach the top of the tower, where they find...

GORE-ILLA: Dark GORE?!!

Dark GORE: Yes, we meet again. But this time, I have some friends to help me! Boys!

(Ol' Bessie, Mousse,Pinchy, and Bullwinkle emerge from the shadows)

Dark GORE: Meet TEam Monkey, our completely original team!

Fusion: You must be working for the robots!

Dark GORE: Them? Of course not. After Lupus's death, we had an argument with Gamechamp's bot and became independent.

GORE-ILLA: WEll, I'll get you! (charges toward Dark GORE)

Dark GORE: not so fast, monkey! You won't be fighting anyone! Come out, my EVIL genius! ( a figure emerges. GORE freezes in place)

GORE-ILLA: EVIL Scientist Dude?!!!

EVIL Scientist Dude: That's right! I'm back, and I have a little surprise! (pulls out a remote control) Don't forget that I created your bionic parts! And I created this to deactivate them! (presses the red button. GORE goes limp.)

GORE-ILLA: I can't hold up my mechanical parts! (collapses)

Dark GORE: Ha ha! GORE Punch! (punches GORE over the side of the building. He falls to the ground.)

Fusion: GORE!! You'll pay! (Dark GORE cracks his knuckles.)

EVIL Scientist Dude: Sir! I have urgent news! Gamechamp is on his way!

Dark GORE: Damn! We can't fight him as long as has the ruby! Retreat! (In a flash of light the villains disappear.)

Fusion: I better check on GORE. (flies down to surface) He's really hurt! I better take him back to the Volkswagon. He should wake up by
GORE-ILLA's next post!

To Be Continued....

Author: Fusion

Meanwhile, in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant...

Mace Windu: Gamechamp and his minions have created a disturbance in the force.

Yoda: Used the power of an ancient Babylonian god's ruby, they have.

Mace Windu: Ancient Babylonian god?

Yoda: Yes. 123 years ago, an evil sorcerer ruled the Earth. But, a powerful Babylonian God named Emperor Light destroyed the sorcerer with a powerful ruby.

Ki Adi Mundi: We must prepare the army.

Yoda: Or, enlist Emperor Light's help, we could.

Council: Hmm...NAH! Let's just prepare the dang clone army.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: Introbulus

Introbulus: Hmmm, it seems that Gore's bionic parts have been deactivated...but perhaps I can repair them!

Fusion: You can do that?

Introbulus: Of course I can! Just because I might be an idiot...er, which I am NOT!...doesn't mean I don't have a little experience in repairing robots! I am, after all, master of metal!

Yami Yoshi: Hold it! If you're the master of metal, then how come you can't use your powers to blow up Gamechamp and his friends?

Introbulus: Because that would be inconvenient to the plot! Besides, Gamechamp would be instantly revitalized by the power of the Aztec gem...which none of us know about at the time.

Jim: ENOUGH OF THIS PLOT DEVELOPMENT! FIX GORE NOW!

Introbulus: Oh all right! (begins working on Gore)

(Can Introbulus repair Gore's body? Uhhh...how much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?)

To be continued...