A tabletop RPG that uses dice and stuff. Has no relevance outside the fact that Luiigii is using Party Goers scenarios during some game sessions. Honestly I just wanted to put these stats here in case I ever lose them. Has no connection to Ben Savage or Boy Meets Worlds sorry GORE.
Plot Summary
First Session
The setting is introduced in a similar fashion to Gamehiker Member OG XI: If These Bears Could Talk. King Cobalt has recently died and Golem has decided to throw one final party before his coronation. Invitations are sent far and wide, and among the recipients are:
- Dom Teedle, a corpulent and clueless Arabian Prince with a flying carpet, wind powers, and a medicine ball
- Bear-Phoenix, an emo with spiked hair and blinding bangs, a gigantic switch blade, and a penchant for acting like every Final Fantasy main character ever
- James Henry Bond VII, who I can't really describe yet because he wasn't in the second session, but he's got gadgets and stuff like the real Bond
- Henry T. Man, a British gentleman with a gun built into his tea cup and the head of a unicorn, who is completely oblivious to his condition
- Jimmy, Henry's sidekick who is a short and stout bear with a tie, a chainsaw, and a tricycle
They first run into each other at Arab Dude's Party Supplies store while looking for appropriate gifts to present to Golem; only Bear-Phoenix successfully manages to pick out a Sonic the Hedgehog figurine.
After harassing Arab Dude a bit longer, they set out for the castle and discover Golem and The Lady in Red being assaulted on the lawn by Donkeyman, two shoddily constructed Donkeyman robots, and several Mariorocks. Unaware of who's on which side, Dom Teedle quickly incapacitates the Lady, Bear-Phoenix attempts to defend Golem, Bond attempts to reason with Donkeyman and heal the Lady, and Henry is horribly offended that no one has spoken to him yet. While the robots and imps are dealt with, Henry assaults Bond at random and then gives his attention to Donkeyman, hoping to make a profit. Donkeyman implies that Henry could be one of his kin and is attacked for it; his own threats prove useless as Henry strikes with a sword and Jimmy finishes him off via decapitation. Of course, this Donkeyman was also a robot, with the shoddy ones only being there to draw away suspicion. Bear-Phoenix spots Lord Sky watching them and Golem reveals that the Mariorocks were actually disguised Blue Guards, though he is then distracted by the arrival of Luiigii and GORE-ILLA.
While the Lady in Red sneaks off, the group heads inside to the ballroom, which is actually spherical. Bear-Phoenix takes the stage and summons his band to help him play terrible, terrible music, while Bond and Dom Teedle socialize and Henry wanders off to find things to steal. The latter comes upon a torn-up bedroom where Liger is sleeping and a collection of sapphire earrings are sitting out. He takes the sapphires and sneaks out. Bond spies Vorpal and Masamune arm wrestling (Masa wins) and challenges them to a match for money. Masamune bets five (clay) doubloons and wins, Vorpal bets one torn half of a dollar bill and also wins. Bond gives up and learns from the nobles that none of them are happy with Golem. Dom Teedle's clueless nature pleases GORE, who leads him on a wild goose chase after the missing Golem. He instead finds SteveT and Straw Man looking down into the ballroom from its glass ceiling four stories up. After some banter, Dom Teedle incapacitates Straw Man with one hit and SteveT breaks through the glass and drops into the party. Bond tries to reason with him as well and is smacked hard enough to be conveniently absent from the next session since his player couldn't be there.
Second Session
While Henry and Bear-Phoenix rush SteveT, the present Party Goers (consisting of Big Al, Flutter, Vorpal, Masamune, Luiigii, and GORE-ILLA) draw straws made from Luiigii's nose hairs to see who gets to stop him this time--Luiigii's luck fails him. Henry sprays SteveT and Straw Man with a burst of tea, which upsets him enough that he hacks into Jimmy and very nearly kills him. Luiigii sends Slort to heal the bear while the assembled group hack at him. Just before SteveT is taken down, Liger wanders into the room and is sent into a berserk rage when Straw Man throws him some catnip. Vorpal gets up and finishes him off while Henry runs away with SteveT's helmet.
The group goes back to socializing and Flutter is offended at Dom Teedle's accusation that no one else in the group is royalty. "Golem" shows up shortly after and is quickly recognized as an imposter. Big Al explains to the players that Golem swapped places with Rhyk and just didn't want Sapphire to know before they can tear him apart. They hear Sapphire shouting shortly after and follow her voice to the destroyed bedroom, where she demands that someone find Golem. Dom Teedle tells her about Rhyk and she demands that Rhyk find Golem instead. When Rhyk finds the unused TASTS in Golem's room, he gets suspicious and leads the group back to the ballroom, though he picks up the Lady in Red on the way and her identity is made apparent to the group.
Back in the ballroom, Golem is being held hostage by Murasame. His crew surrounds him and holds the Party Goers at bay despite the fact that they shouldn't really be that hard to fight off. Masamune is allowed into the circle so they can have a predictable sword duel, while Krunk and Snipes engage the players who have entered from a back door. Krunk is quickly disposed of, though Snipes keeps his distance and proves more difficult. Dom Teedle grabs Golem and tries to carry him to safety, though Golem protests to being useless and rushes back in...though he's completely useless in the long run. Dom Teedle instead jumps down onto Murasame and crushes him, allowing Sapphire the opportunity to ask if Lord Sky hired him.
Third Session
Stats
The Good Ol' Boys
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d10 |
Pace: 6" |
Fighting: d6 |
Deflection (-2 attacked) |
Scarf (Str+1, Reach 2)
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| Smarts: d6 |
Parry: 5 |
Guts: d4 |
Entangle (hold target) |
TASTS (???)
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| Spirit: d8 |
Toughness: 5 |
Notice: d8 |
Quick Draw (no draw penalty) |
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| Strength: d6 |
Charisma: 0 |
Persuade: d8 |
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| Vigor: d6 |
Power Points: 30 |
Streetwise: d6 |
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Superpower: d6 |
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| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d10 |
Pace: 6" |
Fighting: d6 |
Fly (limited flight) |
Finger Pistol (1-3d6, 15/30/60)
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| Smarts: d10 |
Parry: 5 |
Investigation: d6 |
Ambidextrous (no hand penalty) |
Finger Pistol (1-3d6, 15/30/60)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 5 |
Notice: d10 |
Block (+1 Parry) |
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| Strength: d4 |
Charisma: 0 |
Shooting: d8 |
Dodge (-1 ranged attack) |
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| Vigor: d6 |
Power Points: 15 |
Stealth: d4 |
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Weird Science: d8 |
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| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d8 |
Pace: 6" |
Fighting: d6 |
Dispel (cancel attacks) |
Parasol (Str+d4, +1 Parry)
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| Smarts: d10 |
Parry: 5+1 |
Intimidate: d8 |
Fly (limited flight) |
Leather Coat (+1 Toughness)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 5 |
Investigation: d6 |
Noble (+2 Charisma) |
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| Strength: d6 |
Charisma: 2 |
Notice: d8 |
Sidekick (Chuca) |
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| Vigor: d6 |
Power Points: 25 |
Stealth: d4 |
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Superpower: d6 |
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| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d10 |
Pace: 8" |
Climbing: d10 |
Bolt (electric shot)
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| Smarts: d4 |
Parry: 2 |
Notice: d6 |
Fleet-Footed (+2 Pace)
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| Spirit: d8 |
Toughness: 4 |
Superpower: d10 |
Size (-2)
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| Strength: d4 |
Charisma: 0 |
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| Vigor: d4 |
Power Points: 20 |
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| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d4 |
Pace: 6" |
Fighting: d6 |
Brawny (carries more) |
Cyborg Arm (Str+d4)
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| Smarts: d6 |
Parry: 5 |
Guts: d6 |
Blast (ball of fire) |
Gatling Arm (2d8, 24/48/96)
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| Spirit: d8 |
Toughness: 7 |
Lockpicking: d4 |
Shape Change (arm weapons) |
Shield Arm (+2, +1 Parry)
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| Strength: d10 |
Charisma: 0 |
Shooting: d8 |
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| Vigor: d8 |
Power Points: 20 |
Throwing: d8 |
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Weird Science: d10 |
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| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d10 |
Pace: 8" |
Gambling: d6 |
Fleet-Footed (walks faster) |
Swiss Vorpal Knife (Str+d4, +1 Survival)
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| Smarts: d4 |
Parry: 2 |
Persuade: d10 |
Barrier (wall of fire) |
Leather Coat (+1, +1 Attractive)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 7+1 |
Streetwise: d4 |
Burst (fire breath) |
Flask of Water
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| Strength: d6 |
Charisma: 0+1 |
Swimming: d6 |
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| Vigor: d10 |
Power Points: 30 |
Taunt: d10 |
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Superpower: d4 |
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People You Don't Know
Henry T. Man
| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Hindrances/Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d8 |
Pace: 6" |
Fighting: d8 |
Code of Honor (gentleman) |
Long Sword (Str+d8)
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| Smarts: d4 |
Parry: 6 |
Intimidate: d8 |
Delusional (what unicorn head?) |
Glock (9mm) (2d6, AP1)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 6 |
Lockpicking: d6 |
Greedy (wants rewards)
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| Strength: d8 |
Charisma: 0 |
Riding: d6 |
Rain of Tea Pain (burst)
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| Vigor: d8 |
Power Points: 20 |
Shooting: d6 |
Two-Fisted (attack twice)
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Superpower: d6 |
Sidekick (Jimmy)
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Jimmy
| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Hindrances/Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d6 |
Pace: 6" |
Climbing: d8 |
Size -1 (about 3 feet) |
Chainsaw (2d6+4)
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| Smarts: d4 |
Parry: 6 |
Driving: d8 |
Brawny (lifts more) |
Bicycle (5 Acc/16 TS)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 5 |
Fighting: d8 |
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| Strength: d8 |
Charisma: 0 |
Persuade: d6 |
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| Vigor: d6 |
Claws (Str+d4) |
Piloting: d6 |
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Edward Charles Smoker
| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Hindrances/Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d8 |
Pace: 6" |
Driving: d8 |
Arrogant (attack leader) |
Short Sword (Str+d6)
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| Smarts: d8 |
Parry: 5 |
Fighting: d6 |
All Thumbs (can't repair) |
Desert Eagle (.50) (2d8, AP2)
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| Spirit: d4 |
Toughness: 6 |
Persuade: d6 |
Delusional (what unicorn body?)
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| Strength: d6 |
Charisma: 0 |
Repair: d6 |
Smoke Ring Sting (bolt)
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| Vigor: d8 |
Power Points: 20 |
Shooting: d8 |
Rich (triple money)
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Superpower: d6 |
Sidekick (Timmy)
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Timmy
| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Hindrances/Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d8 |
Pace: 6" |
Boating: d8 |
Size -1 (skinny) |
M60 (7.62) (2d8+1, AP2)
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| Smarts: d6 |
Parry: 2 |
Climbing: d8 |
Steady Hands (easy aim) |
Mini Car (5 Acc/16 TS)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 4 |
Intimidate: d8 |
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| Strength: d6 |
Charisma: 0 |
Riding: d6 |
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| Vigor: d4 |
Claws (Str+d4) |
Shooting: d6 |
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