Vorpal

Full Name: Stryke Hamilton
Also Known As: Vorpal the 64th, Vorpal the Arab Dude, President Vorpal, Vorp-Man Birthdate: 1985
Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: Vorpal
Family: Roam Son Mother Unknown), Kid Vid MOST DEFINITELY NOT SON (Canadian Spy/Bomb), Wavorpal Evil Twin, Rocky Pet Rock Team Affiliations: Team Missile, V-Team, The Three Compañeros First Appearance: Rocketsville

Background

Stryke was an ordinary American boy vacationing in Norway, when by chance stumbled across the ancient cursed Japanese katana (with a very un-Japanese name), the Vorpal Sword. The Vorpal Sword was forged by the evil, but cunning Japanese craftsman, Warupei. It was Warupei who trapped the demon, Vorpal, into the sword, cursing the posessor of the sword with demon possession. Stryke was the 64th to wield the Vorpal Sword.

The Vorpal Sword grants the wielder with increased strength, speed, and the ability to summon and manipulate fire, but also causes the weak-minded wielder to be posessed by the Vorpal demon and lose all control of their physical and mental actions. Throughout the course of Stryke's posession, he gains more and more control over the demon to the point where it is no longer a concern for him.

This was not the case when he first posessed it, however, under the influences of the demon, he killed his girlfriend, Misty, along with many other innocents in Norway. He then went into hiding, and under the influence of the demon formed Team Missile, a team dedicated to thwarting Team Rocket Omega.

In the beginning, Team Missile consisted of Vorpal, Yoshiman and Mr. Predict. Soon Yoshiman and Mr. Predict became bored and rejoined the Party Goers. Vorpal, then vowed vengance upon the Party Goers and killed their villain at the time, [ ] aka Mysterious Silhouette, and in the process, cut short Party Goers 10. Vorpal came back, with the V-Team in Party Goers 11, consisting of himself, Metal Mario, Tech Sergeant Toad, Roy, and the Dead Misty Sisters (which are possible clones of his former dead girl friends). With the V-Team, Vorpal attacked the planet in S-Space the Party Goers were currently located, and then set his target for Earth in R-Space. He was foiled, and his Sky Palace crash landed on Earth.

Vorpal had lost most of his memory and was currently unaffected by the Vorpal demon. He joined the Party Goers, and fought Dark Ditto and his clones, including Blade, a future weilder of the Vorpal Sword. Vorpal took on Arab Dude's job as Vorpal the Arab Dude to trap the Party Goers. At this point in time he also enlisted the help of two Goombas who would later frequently be his lackeys, Goom and Ba. Later Vorpal was saved from death by his son, Roam, who was a soldier in an alternate dimension against the ghost of Arab Dude. After this point, Vorpal left the Party Goers for some soul searching. He was not gone long, and returned to the Party Goers, only to have Masamune steal his sword and turn into Vorpamune. Vorpal changed sides to suit his own needs, though he ended up with the Party Goers more often than not.

Timeline History

Good Timeline

(GMOG history)

Bad Timeline

(MOG history)

Neutral Timeline

In a get-rich-quick scheme, Vorpal plans to scam unsuspecting rich people of their money by encouraging them to donate to the Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party and then make off with whatever he happened to collect. Ditto McCloaker convinced Vorpal that he should really run for President with Ditto as his running mate. Vorpal and Ditto also garnered support from other people including the Lady in Red and Yoshiman in their bid for the White House.

Surprisingly, Vorpal won the election, and became President. Having no wife, he selected the closest woman in his administration to serve as the "First Lady in Red." Vorpal's Administration was riddled with controversy, wars, and scandals too numerous to recount.

At one point, Vorpal and Secretary of Treasury, MagiKoopa were kidnapped by ABC's Anderson Cooper and delivered to Sodarn Insane as hostages to film a live reality show from the White House depicting what an Acting President would do in such a situation.

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Non-Continuity Timeline

In Party Goers the Comic Vorpal is roommates with Yoshiman and his various personalities. However, when Golem begins to get a party together Vorpal cannot go because he has a schedule conflict with work. This pains Vorpal a great deal, because he has always felt left out of the group by never getting invited to any of Golem's parties, a story he describes in grueling details to Sapphire when they are both locked in the freezer at Arab Dude's Party & Grocery Store (also the place of Vorpal's employment). Vorpal and Sapphire are later freed from thier frozen prison, and accompany a group of the Party Goers to Las Vegas in Vorpal's beat up Oldsmobile.

Other Information

Vorpal has an affinity for rainbow lollipops, Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again," and 80's songs (which he has recently begun to work into his regular vernacular).

Romantic Involvement

Vorpal has been romantically connected to or involved with several female characters:

• Misty - (Vorpal's backstory, GMOG)
• Sapphire - (MMEDDP)
• Kuria Eiren - (MMEDDP, GMOG, MOG, GHU)
• Tiffa - (GMOG)

(This list does not include the other thousands of babes that Vorpal thinks are attracted to him.)

Quotes

Different Future Vorpal: I come from a different future that was created when my previous future selves inadvertently changed the future.

Golem: So... are you gonna try to stop that future from happening, too?

Different Future Vorpal: No, it's a paradise! I just came by to say thanks! *zaps back to the future* -GMOG Sidequest: ENGLAND???

Vorpal: Now, who knows what the worst video game movie ever is?

Yami: It is a question of personal taste and is a trick question, sir.

Vorpal: Did I hear "Tron"? Somebody tell me I heard Tron. - Gamehiker High University

Vorpal: I had to shave it to get elected since the women would never vote for a bearded man, and for some reason, it's just never came back...

Ditto: I'm trying to make a point here, Vorpal. You're not paying attenti--

Vorpal: He mocks me! All the time! I thought I was rid of him when they stopped airing syndicated reruns of Home Improvement! But then he had to go and get on Family Feud!

Ditto: What are you talking about?

Vorpal: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN!!!!!!!!

Ditto: well--

Vorpal: *scene of the earth from space* KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN!!!!!!!!!!! - Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Turbo Revival XXL