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Author: GORE-ILLA
(THE MAN stomps his way through Tokyo, as Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Black Skull Dragoshi, and Fusion follow in his footsteps - literally,)
GORE-ILLA: Where's Lupus?
Yami Yoshi: Hey! Look at this convieniantly placed map! (the map has a dot saying 'You are here' right next to a dot that says, 'Lupus is here'.)
Fusion: What? (looks up and sees Lupus's New Tokyo Tower of Rulation.) Oh.
???: TENCHI!!!(Someone lands next to the heroes.)
Black Skull Dragoshi: Who are you?
???: I am Yasha, and Lupus has imprisoned my love, Tenchi!
Fusion: Isn't he that dork from the Japanese show?
Yasha: TENCHI!!! (beats the crap out of Fusion and runs off.)
GORE-ILLA: That was weird. Let's just storm the tower.
Author: Black Skull Dragoshi
BSD:I might as well help out.
But before BSD could get to the tower Ed,Edd,and Eddy appeared.
Ed:I have a idea.
Eddy:What is it monobrow?
Ed:We help those OG members duh!
Double-D:Good idea Ed.
The Eds,BSD,Yami Yoshi,GORE-ILLA,and Fusion are an inch away from the tower until BSD heard cries for help.
BSD:I hear nine cries for help!
BSD was right the first seven were from the koopalings,the eigth cry was from Pikachu,and the ninth was from Tenchi.
Then when the heroes made it to the top of the tower Lupus had helpers of his own besides Koopa.
Shadow Mario:I am one of Lupus' seven chaos force members!
Smithy:That makes me the second!
Waluigi:I'm the third!
Tubba Blubba:FOURTH!
Tatanga:Fifth!
Wart:Sixth HAHAHA!
Boshi:Seventh!
Shadow Mario,Smithy,Tubba Blubba,Tatanga,Wart,and Boshi:We are the Chaos Force!
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Author: Introbulus
(NRP) Hmmm, OGS eh? I think I'll join.(/NRP)
Suddenly, a black portal appears. Two figures pop out of the portal. One looks remarkably like Fusion, and the other is...a red robe with evil eyes?
???: That is the LAST time I let you drive!
???: Well, Introbulus, if you hadn't insisted on stopping for tasteetoes, we wouldn't have crashed!
Introbulus: Hey, don't blame me, Jim! You're the one who...was...driving...
Jim: Blah blah blah, so now we're here. (checks some sort of handheld scanning thingie) hmmm, there's a high ammount of reality influx happening around here! We have no time to lose!
Introbulus: Right! I'll go save the good guys and start some confusing storyline involving Fusion getting mixed up with me (even though our heads look different) while you go help the bad guys on whatever evil quest they may have started.
Jim: Right! Let's go! (Jim surrounds himself with another black portal, and rushes off in one direction.)
Introbulus: I guess I'll take flying station wagon.
Introbulus hops into a station wagon, which takes off like the DeLorrean from...you know which movie.
Author: Lupus
Lupus: How did they get past my Mecha-Bots?
Koopa: I'm not sure sir. I think one of them just posted they got to the top of the tower, simple as that.
Shadow Mario: Don't worry, I will destroy them all with my powers I got granted from Rosie O'Donnel! SUGAR RUSH ULT-
*Suddenly Introbulus' car flies through the skyscraper window, narrowly missing Lupus as he dodges, but crushing Shadow Mario, Ed, Edd and Eddy to death*
Lupus: Argh! We're being attacked!
Smithy: No problem boss! I will use my Super 1337 Tech Move! HIDE! *Smithy hides*
Lupus: o_O... Waluigi, it is now up to you to defeat these fiends! You must use Meteo!
Waluigi: I'm out of MP!
Lupus: You must use Meteo! It's our only chance!
Waluigi: METEO!!! *faints from no-MP*
Introbulus: This is ridiculous! BIG BEAM OF INFINITE PAIN! *fires, but Tubba Blubba jumps into the way and gets fired out of the broken window into the night air*
Boshi: Please tell me we're not the only ones left...?
Wart: We're the only ones left.
Boshi: Damn you, I told you not to say that!
RPG BATTLE
Wart: 24/24HP Boshi: 9999/9999HP
Wart uses Poison Cookie! Boshi uses Vegetable Attack!
Wart is swoon Boshi is swoon
END BATTLE
Lupus: This is not looking very good to me at all. WHO HIRED THESE IDIOTS?!?
Koopa: I don't remember hiring them. I think they just decided to join your empire.
Lupus: Is this true, Tatanga?
Tatanga: I am not permitted to answer that question on bounds that I may be killed by my boss who asked us to spy on you and in saying this I have just answered your question thus making what I am saying in a disclaimer format totally worthless.
Lupus: Did you say someone sent you to spy... on me?
Tatanga: I am not permitted to-
Lupus: ZIP DISC BEAM OF PURPLY DISCOLOUR!!
*Tatanga is fried where he stands, destroying the last of the Chaos Force*
Yami Yoshi: Who would want to spy on someone who finds pleasure in trying to awaken a god?
Lupus: How did you know that?
Yami Yoshi: I read your last post.
Lupus: That reminds me... Koopa, come! We must awaken the god in a place which is definetely NOT Egypt right now! *warps away*
Fusion: Where'd they go?
Yami Yoshi: Egypt.
Fusion: But he said he wasn't going to Egypt.
Yami Yoshi: ...You're an idiot.
LATER, IN ???'S LAIR
???: I hear my Chaos Force I asked to be sent to spy on Lupus has been destroyed, is this true?!?!
Jim: Well, Chaos are not the best people to hire to disguise as various Mario Characters.
???: I SAID CHAOS. NOT SONIC ADVENTURE IDIOTS!
Jim: I couldn't hear your voice. IT IS only text in an OG, afterall...
???: I hereby degrade you to kitchen duties!
Jim: But...
???: No buts!
Jim: I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU!
Author: Introbulus
Jim(in a kitchen): Falalalala, peeling the potatoes, falalalala, poisoning the potatoes, falalalala...
Suddenly, Jim's beeper goes off. Jim checks it, and apparantly, his beeper has a viewscreen.
Introbulus (on the screen): Jim, did you find Lupus yet?
Jim: Lupus?
Introbulus: Yes, that's the evil group you're supposed to join!
Jim: Then what the heck am I wasting my time here for? (throws bottle of potion behind his shoulder, which explodes.)...I've got to find him! Where did he go?
Introbulus: Egypt, to revive a dead god.
Jim: Then to Egypt I warp! (warp)
On the other side of the beeper...
Introbulus: Well, I suppose I should offer those guys a ride...
Author: Fusion
Fusion: Isn't he that dork from the Japanese show?
Yasha: TENCHI!!! (beats the crap out of Fusion and runs off.)
Hey, I like that Japanese show, you son of a...
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Yami Yoshi: Didn't Yasha beat the crap out of you?
Fusion: Nope. Since I have every power in the universe, I made clones of myself. Each one is smarter or dumber than me. I also have the knowledge of every fighter in the universe.
GORE-ILLA: Well, come on, we've gotta go to Egypt to stop Lupus from reviving the Qwirtzok!
Suddenly, the Eds appear.
Yami Yoshi: But, you were crushed!
Double-D: Negative! According to my calcuations, I invented a cloning machine, which extracted a piece from a cell of each one of us, causing the device to realize who to clone, and what to make clones of.
Kevin: So, what you're tryin' to say is that you're a dork!
Everyone: HAHAHAHA!
Double-D: You're not even in this episode.
Kevin: Oh, sorry!
Fusion: Now we shall go to Egypt and kill Lupus!
Everyone: Yeah!
???: Not so fast, fools!
Everyone: Who are you?
???: I am Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness!
Samurai Jack: Your tricks will not work, Aku! *slashes Aku* Now then, I'm going to join you to kill Lupus, and send him back to the fiery pit of hate from which he came!
Fusion: Alright, let's go!
Everyone: Yeah!
Author: Black Skull Dragoshi
Tubba Blubba appeared.
Tubba:Hello I came to ask can I join you? I never wanted to be a bad guy anyway.
Yami Yoshi:No.
BSD:Yes.
GORE-ILLA:Yes.
Eds:YES!
Yami Yoshi:You can join.
Suddenly Zombone rises out of the sand.
Zombone:I will destroy you!
Tubba:I will fight you!
BSD:Me too!
Edd:Me three!
RPG FIGHT
Tubba: HP:1300/1300 MP:100/100 BSD: HP:1500/1500 MP:300/300 Edd: HP:1400/1400 MP:200/200
Zombone: HP:1200/1200 MP:50/50
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Author: GORE-ILLA
Samurai jack, Eddy, and Ed watch Dragoshi, Edd and Tubba fight Zombone as GORE-ILLA, Yami Yoshi, and Fusion quietly ditch them.
????: Stop right there!
Yami Yoshi: Swordmaster?
Swordmaster: Yeah! You could have waited until after I was out of the bathroom to escape from prison and tear up Tokyo!
GORE-ILLA: Let's not dawdle! We must find Lupus!
*Elsewhere, in a lava-proof submarine sailing through the remains of the Western Hemisphere...*
EVIL Scientist Dude: Hmm...I wonder why that gorilla turned good. (looks at a lightbulblike switch, but instead of 'ON' and 'OFF', it says 'GOOD' and 'EVIL'.) Here's the problem! I had it switched on Good! Silly me! (switches to 'EVIL')
*Back in Egypt*
Our heroes trudge through the desert. Suddenly, GORE stops.
Yami Yoshi: Is something wrong, GORE?
Dark GORE: Shut the H*** up, dumb***! (slaps Yami Yoshi. He's KOed.)
Fusion & Swordmaster: Hey! What's your problem, GORE?
GORE-ILLA: (says unrepeatable phrases, KOs Fusion and Swordmaster, then dissapears.)
Fusion: Ugh...What happened to GORE? And how did he get all this power?
Author: Introbulus
Meanwhile, Introbulus is following GORE in his Station Wagon, unseen.
Introbulus: Good thing I "forgot" to offer them a ride! Otherwise I would've been teleported away like the others! Now, to fix Gore...
Author: Lupus
*Meanwhile, Lupus and Koopa are standing outside the Shrine of Burathiis Murphoest*
Lupus: We may not have the Hydro-Type Laser, but we can still access this place by other means!!
Koopa: Such as?
*Lupus clicks his fingers, and groups of people carrying huge rams come out of the hot desert towards them, and start battering in the walls*
Lupus: I am unbeatable! MWAHHAHAHAH!11111
*The Shrine of Burathiis Murphoest walls' collapse and disappear into the sand, revealing a small table with a crystal on top. Lupus snatches it*
Lupus: Onwards! We must make it to the Forbidden Citadel before the sun lowers!
GORE-ILLA: STOP!
Lupus: Huh? Oh- it's only that guy.
GORE-ILLA: You've forgotten my name?
Lupus: Yes. I mean no. I just don't care. I HAVE A LOT OF BEING EVIL TO DO, SO IF YOU DON'T MIND...
GORE-ILLA: I want to join your evil group and rule the world! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
Lupus: ...no. You had your chance.
GORE-ILLA: Please?
Lupus: NO!!-
*Koopa whispers something in Lupus' ear*
Lupus: That is a good idea, Koopa. Very well, gorilla man. If you can retrieve the Sword of Qwirtzok while we go and revive his dead body, then we can meet and combine the two, you can join our evil organisation once more!
GORE-ILLA: Where do I go?
Lupus: Hell.
GORE-ILLA: What?!?
Lupus: Exodia got the Sword of Qwitzok before I did, in an attempt to stop me over powering him. And then I killed him. He took the Sword to hell with him. It won't be easy- here, take my trusted soldier Diskun.
*Diskun rushes out of the group of soldiers and runs to GORE-ILLA's side*
GORE-ILLA: He's supposed to help me?!
Lupus: Yes. I wish you a safe journey. Ciao! *pulls out gun and shoots them both dead* Now, Koopa! Onward!
*IN HELL*
GORE-ILLA: That was easier than I thought it would be.
Diskun: No time to lose! We must talk to Satan and find out where Exodia lives in this place.
GORE-ILLA: How are we supposed to get out afterwards?
Diskun: ...I didn't think of that.
Author: Introbulus
Jim: Well, I can help you there.
Gore: !!! Who are you!?
Jim: Oh, sorry. I haven't introduced myself properly. My name is Jim. I was sent to Egypt to help out the evil forces, but I detected evil down here. I assume you're Lupus?
Gore: Well, actually...
Diskun: I am Lupus.
Gore: ???
Jim: Great! Okay then, Lupus! What do you require?
Diskun: Do you know your way around Hell?
Jim: Not really.
Diskun: Then you are of no use to...
Jim: But I did remember to bring a map!
Diskun: *big, toothy grin* Very well then, lead the way!
Gore: (aside to Diskun) What do you think you're doing?! We're supposed to be doing Lupus' bidding! Not impersonating him!
Diskun: Well, I doubt that he would help us if he knew who we REALLY are! Besides, once we have the sword and the way out, we can ditch him somewhere in the desert and take the credit!
Gore: *big, toothy grin*
Author: Black Skull Dragoshi
Back to the battle
Edd uses anvil cannon 500 damage to Zombone.
BSD uses Drill claw 699 damage to Zombone.
Tubba blubba uses tubba chain 1001 damage to Zombone.
Zombone is eliminated.
All fighters are teleported to hell including the audiance.
The bump into Exodia.
Exodia:This will be your last interference against Lupus!
BIG RPG BATTLE
BSD: HP:3000/3000 MP:999/999
Ed: HP:2900/2900 MP:999/999
Edd: HP:2800/2800 MP:999/999
Eddy: HP:2700/2700 MP:999/999
Jack: HP:2600/2600 MP:999/999
Tubba: HP:2500/2500 MP:999/999
Exodia: HP:10000/10000 MP:999/999
TO BE CONTINUED
Author: Lupus
OOC: ^ Um... no.
Author: Introbulus
Jim: Let's see, Exodia should be right about...here!
The trio walks in just as the battle starts.
BSD: ??? What are you doing here?! Never mind, you can help us beat Exodia!
Author: Lupus
OOC: ...BSD can't just "warp" there. Don't encourage him.