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Author: Yami Yoshi
OoC: After reading BSD's profile, it states that BSD is a fusion of a Black Skull Dragon, a Dragoshi, and a Spiked Super Koopa! My bad...
At Fusion's mansion...
SwordMaster: <looking out the window> Hurry up! Don Knotts is flying this way!
TH Yami Dragoshi: Don't worry! With these new wings, I can fly too! And these new claws shall rip him to shreds!
TH Yami Dragoshi: All right! This is what you get for humiliating us in Tokyo! DRAGOSHI SLASH!
Knotts: Argh! Ha! Just because you're fused doesn't make you any more stronger than I! FOUR-WAY LASER!
<Knotts fires 4 lasers at TH Yami Dragoshi>
TH Yami Dragoshi: Dark Slurp N Burp!
Knotts: ARGH!
<The lasers rip off Knotts' left arm>
Knotts: <panting> No...I cannot fail my master!
TH Yami Dragoshi: DARK MOLTEN EGG!
Knotts: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
<Knotts' cloak is now torn. His left socket is bleeding like hell>
Knotts: Ugh......
TH Yami Dragoshi: UPGRADE TO LEVEL 2!
TH Yami Dragoshi: Meet TH Yami Dragoshi 2!
Fusion: Facinating! Since BSD has the power to upgrade to Level 2, he can do the same when he is fused with Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh! Truely remarkable!
SwordMaster: Looks like BSD has finally become useful for once...
TH Yami Dragoshi 2: MAGNA DARK MOLTEN EGG!
Knotts: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
<Knotts' body explodes and he dies>
Fred: Yeah! They did it!
TH Yami Dragoshi 2: Now to get revenge on Dark Jim!
<Meanwhile>
Dark Jim: I know! I'm gonna summon the strongest Egyptian God ever! QWIRTZOK!
Author: Black Skull Dragoshi
Qwirtzok:Yes master?
Dark Jim:Destroy TH Yami Dragoshi 2!
At earth near Fusion's mansion.....
TH Yami Dragoshi 2:I heard that SwordMaster!
SwordMaster(to himself):he must have good hearing.
Qwirtzok appears.
Qwirtzok:Which one of you is TH Yami Dragoshi 2!?
TH Yami Dragoshi 2:I am ya mental asylum escapee!
Qwirtzok:You nust be incredibly strong to destroy Don Knotts.
Fusion:Looks like the Pharoh's arrogance has clouded some of TH Yami Dragoshi's mind.
Qwirtzok:So in other words you're a fused fighter?
TH Yami Dragoshi 2:Yes,cobwebs for brains!
Qwirtzok:You'll fight me!
They are warped to final destination.
Introbulus:Where are we?
GORE:Final destination.
TH Yami Dragoshi 2:This is where I defeated SD and a whole new adventure opened up for me.
Qwirtzok(to himself):Darn,i'm in a big disadvantage because I don't know any of his attacks!!!
2 hours later......
Announcer:TH Yami Dragoshi 2 versus Qwirtzok!
What other attacks does TH Yami Dragoshi 2 have?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO VGF MEMBER OG 3 DARK JIM'S REVENGE!!
Author: Lupus
OOC: You can submit subtitle ideas at this point, if you like. Make sure it fits with the story.
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*In the TWIFATIT Lab under Tokyo*
Lupus: Ooh, looks like Qwirtzok has returned before we intended...
Lemonjello: QWIRRRRTTTTZZZOOOKKK!! This cannot happen! *warps to Qwirtzok's side*
TH Yami Yoshi 2: Attack of Supreme Uber 1337 Powers!
Qwirtzok: Hah! Fool, taste my Comeback Attack of Even More Power than You Thought Imaginable!
Lemonjello: STOP!
Qwirtzok: Sir Setzer! *kneels*
Lemonjello: Emperor Qwirtzok! What hast poised thou mind so much that thou joint up with Dark Jim?
Qwirtzok: Lupus killed me in the first Member OG! I despise you all!
Lemonjello: Lupus did not kill thou, Emperor. Another OG posted that Lupus killed thou in ruthless, bloody ways!
Qwirtzok: ...Really?
Lemonjello: Yes.
Qwirtzok: ...Oh...
*IN THE HIVE OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL*
Dark Jim: DRAT IT! I cannot win! Every soldier I use gets killed or converted to the other side! No matter. I have the power to convert them all back! Bwahahaha!
Koopa: But sir, they forgot about me. I didn't die. Just my successors.
Dark Jim: Ah, another one of the TWIFATIT lackeys. This story IS based around you, is it not? Get back out in the spotlight!
Koopa: Yes sir!
*Koopa flies out, and appears over the Final Destination. He bombs the entire field, decimating everyone on it, then flies away laughing*
TH Yami Yoshi 2: That must mean we're in heaven.
Satan: Wrong!
To be continued...
Fred: When the heck will I be respected in this story? I want some lines!
Author: Introbulus
Dark Jim: Oh enough already! I'm tired of making the OGers pay! It's time the WORLD knew the true meaning of pain.
(Dark Jim meditates...)
Dark Jim: I summon you now, Dark Matter! The call of evil beckons your power!
(Suddenly, Dark Matter appears)
Dark Matter: Who dares disturb Dark Matter? I was just watching C-Span!
Dark Jim: Ah yes, DArk Matter. At last we meet!
Dark Matter: (I sense much evil in this being. As well as much power! He would make an excellent addition to my "collection".)
Dark Jim: If not for the fact that I'm already pure evil. Tough luck there, Dark Matter.
Dark Matter: What the...? How is it that you can read my mind?!?
Dark Jim: I am Dark Jim! I control all evil beings! Reading your mind was a snap!
Dark Matter: "Dark" Jim? Evil Beings?!?! Hey! That's my deal! Not yours!
Dark Jim: Then I will be brief in my buisness. Look into my crystal ball...
Dark Matter: Oh alright. (looks into the crystal ball) Oh look, the Yankees are beating the Angles. Who would've thunk it?
Dark Jim: Oh, wait! Wrong channel! Hold on a second...THERE! Now look!
(Dark Matter looks into the orb, to see the OGers appear one-by-one)
Dark Jim: I would very much apreciate it if you would dispose of these troublesome pests for me. I would do so myself, but they trapped me in this demention for eternity.
Dark Matter: And what do I get in return?
Dark Jim: Well, for one thing, you'll be ridding the universe of those "do-gooders"
Dark Matter: Hmmm, tempting, but I must decline this...WAIT! Stop the image!
(Dark Jim stops the image on a picture of Lupus)
Dark Matter: (sensing Lupus) This creature has an extremely high level of evil AND power! (looks at Dark Jim) Are there others like this on the planet?
Dark Jim: Enough to rid the universe of...Kirby!
Dark Matter: (thinks) Hmmm..Dark Jim, I will destroy these OGers under one condition.
Dark Jim: Name it!
Dark Matter: I gain total dominion over this galaxy and all of it's inhabitants!
Dark Jim: Except one.
Dark Matter: Which one?
Dark Jim: (focuses the image on Introbulus) THAT ONE! I want him for his power! Without him, I can only reach a fraction of my potential!
Dark Matter: Very well, I shall bring that one to you alive.
Dark Jim: I trust you won't be needing a power boost?
Dark Matter: Of course not! Although I WOULD like an expansion on my army. If I am to destroy these OGers, I will need some of your forces.
Dark Jim: Of course!
(Dark Jim summons several evil creatures. Some of which are Redeads, Like Likes, Koopas, Zoomers, Waddle-Dees, Albatoss, and other typical VG minons)
Dark Matter: Excellent. I shall begin my apocalypse immediatly!
(Uh, oh! Looks like Dark Jim pulled out a trump card! Is this new ally just the creature needed to spur the evil that will allow Dark Jim to escape from his eternal prison? Find out next time! On VGF OG 3: Return of Dark Jim!)
OOC: ^That's my suggested sub-title
Author: GORE-ILLA
*Deep Within Dark Jim's Body....*
Evil: Yes. I am in complete control of this 'Jim' now. But once I find a new power source, I can leave this mortal body and return to my true form. Mwahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Author: Introbulus
OOC: Which would be just Pure Dark Jim, without Jim at all. Which would be very bad. Except for the plot.
Author: GORE-ILLA
GORE-ILLA: Its hot in here!
Exodia, Chaos, King Bob, Koopas II-VI, Don Knotts & Practically every Villain That's Died So Far in This Series: Remember Us?
OGers: Darn.
To BE Continued Next Time on VGF Member OG 3: Dark Jim Strikes Back
Author: Fusion
Suddenly, lightning strikes all the villians.
Villians: ARRRRRRRRGH! *disappear*
Suddenly, another mysterious cloaked figure wearing a mask appears.
OGers: Who are you?
Cloak #2: I am...*removes mask to reveal...*
OGers: Tim Curry?
Tim Curry: Yes, it is I, Tim Curry!
Introbulus: You're that guy who does a lot of those villian voices on the cartoons.
Tim Curry: Yes.
Introbulus: Well, you reek at that! You sound like an old British guy!
Tim Curry: HEY! That's it! Voice Beam!
Suddenly, a beam of pure energy hits Introbulus.
Introbulus: NO! TOO MANY OF TIM CURRY VOICES! ARRGH!
Introbulus is KO'd.
Fusion: Voice Beam! The beam that puts a lot of voices in the opponents head!
Tim Curry: Yes, and I will destroy you all! Seismic Wave!
Suddenly, the ground shakes beneath the OGers, causing them to fall to the ground.
THYD2: Twin Blast!
The blast hits Tim Curry but has no effect.
Tim Curry: HA! I'm the strongest man in the universe! But enough small talk. It's time to summon...Prime Minister Death!
THYD2: Oh no! Prime Minister Death, the strongest of the four legendary gods!
Prime Minister Death: Tim Curry, you have done well. For this, I grant you immortality!
Suddenly, Prime Minister Death zaps Tim Curry.
Tim Curry: YES, I AM STRONGER THAN EVER! MWAHAHA! Soon, I will overthrow Lupus! Mwahaha!
Prime Minister Death: Now, I'll handle THYD2. Tim Curry, the rest are yours.
Tim Curry: Yes master.
OGers: Oh crap.
Author: Yami Yoshi
TH Yami Dragoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
<Suddenly TH Yami Dragoshi wakes up in a bed by Introbulus>
Introbulus: You're finally up!
TH Yami Dragoshi: The hell?
Introbulus: You were in a coma for some time. For about 13 years!
TH Yami Dragoshi: WHAT!?
Introbulus: It's because of your absense that the Earth's been taken over.
TH Yami Dragoshi: No way! What happened?
Introbulus: After Koopa bombed Final Destination, one bomb must have knocked out your brain or something...Anyways, we had to hide you in Fusion mansion. In the meantime, Dark Jim escaped from the time rip thanks to Dark Matter.
TH Yami Dragoshi: No! Dark Jim escaped?
Introbulus: Yeah. But his reign of terror didn't last long. Dark Matter wanted FULL control over Earth so he killed him.
TH Yami Dragoshi: That's good...But what about the OGers?
Introbulus: They were all absorbed into the Dark Matter. Dark Matter completely absorbed Earth. I managed to escape before I was absorbed as well using my spaceship.
TH Yami Dragoshi: Where the hell are we now then?
Introbulus: We are orbiting around Earth. Look out the window and see for yourself!
TH Yami Dragoshi: Holy shnit!
<Earth is completely covered in darkness>
Author: Fusion
Suddenly, Fusion appears in a limo.
Fusion: Darkness trouble? Allow me!
Suddenly, he shoots a beam of light into the sky. All the darkness is gone.
People of the Earth: Yay! We can see!
Fusion: That was too simple.
Meanwhile, in Dark Matter's lair...
Dark Matter: NO! The world is bright again! That's the last straw!
???: Aw, can't take the heat? Then get the heck outta the desert.
Dark Matter: Who's there?
???: BuhuhahaHAHAHAHA!
Dark Matter: I'm warning you! I will kill you!
???: You won't be killing anyone else after I'm through with you!
Suddenly, Dark Matter sees that he's holding a black cloak in one hand and a white mask in the other. The cloak and mask slip out and form a flying cloak with a mask.
Dark Matter: Who are you?
Cloak: Just call me Dark Joe for now. Anyway, I have a task for you.
Dark Matter: I serve no one!
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning strikes Dark Matter.
Dark Matter: YEEOUCH!
Dark Joe: Now do as I say!
Dark Matter: One bolt is not enough to scare me! Darkness Finger!
Dark Matter's index finger glows red. He runs up to jab Dark Joe with his Darkness Finger, but Dark Joe dodges every time.
Dark Joe: Mask Eyes!
Suddenly, he shoots lasers out of his mask at Dark Matter. Dark Matter tries to dodge them, but they are to fast for him, and he goes flying into a wall.
Dark Joe: Now you are my servant! Go kill the one called Lupus!
Dark Matter: Ok, ok! Just stop beating me up! *vanishes*
Dark Joe: BuhuhahaHAHAHAHA!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Author: Gamechamp
Meanwhile,back in the space station...
Gamechamp walks by the room.
GC:What?!?!?!He's awake?!?!?!
INTROBULUS:Yep.
THYD:Wait,aren't you supposed to be absorbed?
GC:Ummmm...what?
Then,all the OGers walk by the room.
ALL:Hey,he's awake!
THYD:Introbulus,why did you do that?
INTROBULUS:Oh,I...ummmmm...
Then,Introbulus walks by the room,and reacts like everyone else.
INTROBULUS:What the?2 of me?
???:Okay!I'm not Introbulus!I'm really...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Author: Fusion
???: ...a Jewish tapdancer from Mexico! I am immortal! MWAHAHA!
OGers: Oh crap.
Author: Yami Yoshi
<Meanwhile on Earth>
Fusion: I wonder why I didn't do that earlier...All these 13 years of hiding and I could've just blasted away the darkness...
<Suddenly, the sky turns dark again>
Fusion: Not again...
Dark Matter: Mwa ha ha ha ha! Time to find this "Lupus" guy!
<Pieces of Dark Matter, black one-eyed energy balls, starting flying everywhere>
Fusion: Beam of Light!
<Fusion prepares to shoot the beam but a piece of Dark Matter flies into Fusion's head>
Fusion: AGH!
<Fusion is knocked onto the ground unconcious>
Pedestrian: Are you ok?
<Fusion suddenly stands back up. His eyes glow red>
Fusion: Mwa ha ha! Never been better!
<Fusion flies towards Dark Joe's cave>
Meanwhile on the Planet Mystery...
Lupus: Ha! Foolish Dark Matter! They don't know that I'm not even on Earth! The entire TWIFATIT has moved their base to the Planet Mystery!
Back on Earth in Dark Jim's cave...
Dark Matter: No sign of Lupus. However, I did find THIS person.
<A possessed Fusion walks into the cave>
Dark Matter: One of my cohorts has managed to possess him and with his powers, we'll be unstoppable!
Dark Joe: What exactly are his powers?
Dark Matter: He can fuse together any living creature! He also possesses every power in the universe!
Dark Joe: All right! Use him to fuse us together then!
Dark Fusion: Yes Master! Fusion Beam!
<Dark Matter and Dark Joe fuse to form...>
Dark Joe Matter: Dark Joe Matter!
<Dark Joe's human body is now surrounded by a dark fog>
Dark Joe Matter: Ha! My power level has increased greatly! I also possess the powers of darkness!
<Dark Joe Matter fires a beam of darkness out of his hand>
Dark Joe Matter: Wait! I sense a power level higher than mine coming from space! Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi! Isn't he a fusion?
Dark Fusion: Yes.
Dark Joe Matter: I need you to defuse and destroy Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi! Got that?
Dark Fusion: Yes Master.
<Dark Fusion flies into space towards the OGers's spaceship>