Member OG 4 Page 6
| Pages in the Member OG 4 Archive |
| 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 |
Author: Fusion
Editor's note: There had been some confusion at the bottom of page 5 because Fusion posted as someone called Lord Bowser.
First of all, that's me up there. I re-registered, but then I decided to take back my old username. Sorry for the inconvenience.
And second, stop making me look weak! I'm one of the strongest warriors in the universe!
Author: Yami Yoshi
I think all of the characters should have equal strength except for maybe the evil villains. How exactly are you weak in the storyline? Anyways, I'll make you stronger in combat if you want me to...
Author: Fusion
First, it's just that everyone seems to kill me in their posts. And second, I would like to be stronger in combat. Thanks.
Author: GORE-ILLA
OoC: Like Golem said, they can't fly because the hot atmosphere would knock them out after a while or something. Only lava-proof material, such as The Flying Monkey II, the sock-ship, and Mecha-Dark GORE can make it across the lava sea safely.
Author: Introbulus
OOC:^ But if you think about it, there was a giant lake of lava, so why didn't we just fly across? Did we really need that sock-shaped ship? (I'm just joking, it's all in good humor, just repeat to yourself "It's just an OG, I should really just relax"...)
OOC: As for Fusion, what I meant by that, was that you could perform the move, but it would have no effect. For it to work, you would need the iron fist, since the power of the move goes through it directly. Therefore, while you could "do" the move, you couldn't "use" the move. If you did perform the move, it would just look like you were waving your hand in the air for no reason. Attacks like this are made so that all-move characters can perform the move, but can't use it. Same thing with the ultimate prod. This is extremely cheap godmoding, so har! *big, cheesy grin*
OOC: Isn't anyone else going to post in the story?
Author: Golem
Correct me if I'm wrong. I hope this will get the story going again:
GORE and PL-0TT have searched the world head to toe to find the something-or-other from Idej locations. The last Idej, Idej Volcano Mountain, is where the something-or-other seems to be. PL-0TT warns GORE, who realizes his only option is to call together the VGF Member OGers, their first Bat-Signal of perhaps many to come. Before leaving for the meeting place, GORE meets the OG Vets, who had been cursed by Lupus' rule since VGF Member OG. They tell GORE that they are in this mission with him and ready to lend help, most notably in his robotic limbs.
Team Monkey is on GORE's tail and, once all the OGers are together, introduces Dark GORE pumped up as Mecha Dark GORE! With such huge bulk and technically no machinery, it seems impossible to defeat. Only a plot hole, opened by a weird gnome, can save the day. Introbulus and Jim come out of the hole and introduce Phil, their slave gnome. The party heads to Fusion's.
Koopa comes back up for a casual beatdown--the beating up of him, that is. The Robot Team gets Fusion under control and introduce themselves as allies to the OGer purpose (not the purpose so much as the jewels atop Idej Volcano Mountain). MDG storms in and has everyone on the ropes until GORE pulls a last minute punch with the power of the OG Vets behind it. MDG is sent flying into the ocean, where Team Monkey can indescretely pick him up for repairs.
BSD and Swordmaster come in and everyone rides on a sock across the lava and end up meeting MDG again. In a magnificent battle, GORE and MDG are tied after GORE gets his PL-0TT laser attachment. With a second "life," if you will, GORE blasts MDG into the lava. This is surely not enough to do him in, however.
MON-KILL, meanwhile, ambushes Team Monkey and the Robot Team, who occupy another island amongst the lava ocean with their battle. Known also as 508, he's come back to exact revenge on GORE for dropping him in the western hemisphere as it melted in VGF Member OG. Everyone meets back up and gets repairs, GORE beats up MON-KILL and some other stuff happens. Then a Star Wars sublot commences when MVPV hires some bad guys from Star Wars. Everyone lands back on earth and by now is back together in one huge party. Currently everyone is located on the island they started on.
Episode 51: "Departure" by GORE-ILLA
*The group minus Gamechamp and the robots hop into the boat.*
GORE: Let's set sail! The wind is blowing westward!
Yami yoshi: Hey! Where's the Robot Team?
Fusion: If he has every power like he claims, Gamechamp should be okay.
GORE: Yeah! And we don't have time to spare, especially with the MPVP, Dark GORE, and MON-KILL hunting us down - and they're sure to be joined by more villains before this story.
Yami Yoshi: Alright. Let's go.
*The ship sets sail across the lava ocean. However, a voice makes them stop. A Lava Fish rises from the lava and speaks to GORE.*
Lava Fish: Hoy, small fry! I'm a Lavaman! I hear you're on a great journey! Can I see your sea chart? (GORE holds out the map. It is blank except on Sector A1, Idej Volcano Mountain.) Why that chart has nothing but seas on it! I'll mark this island on your map! *flies into the sea chart and scribbles on Sector G7. It reads, "Restricted Lab"* Before the Western Hemisphere was destroyed this was a laboratory where scientists performed dangerous experiments! Legend also says that this is where the Legendary Super Ape would fight his first great battle! If you meet my brothers in other sectors, simply toss them some bait and they'll mark the islands on the sea chart. If you need me again, just toss me some bait. I can't go fighting EVIL on an empty stomach, you know! With that, I'm off! (swims away)
GORE: That was...odd.
*Elsewhere in The Flying Monkey II*
EVIL Scientist Dude: Let's go attack the others again!
Dark GORE: What's the point? We'll just get beaten again. Let's bide our time and increase our forces as the OGers continue their silly quest.
Diskun: WOW, I...never thought of that!
EVIL SCientist Dude: Yes, it is perfectly EVIL! MWAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Episode 52: "The Moblin's Submarine" by Yami Yoshi
The OGers continue to travel through the Lava Ocean when...
BSD: Hey! What's that thing sticking out of the lava?
Yami Yoshi: It looks like a submarine periscope!
*Just then, a large metal submarine emerges from the depths of the lava ocean*
FrEd: It is a submarine!
Introbulus: Hmmm...I am detecting life signs from inside. We must be careful!
*An object suddenly collides into the sock causing it to violently rock back and forth*
Fusion: It's a torpedo! They're attacking us!
Yami Yoshi: Dark Egg!
*Yami Yoshi hurls a Dark Egg at the submarine but it causes no apparent damage. A hatch opens on top and two giant pigs armed with spears climb out*
Yami Yoshi: Moblins!
*The Moblins jump onto the sock and start attacking the OGers with their oversized spears*
Yami Yoshi: Dark Egg!
*Yami Yoshi throws a Dark Egg at one Moblin. The egg knocks the spear out of the Moblin's hands. SwordMaster grabs the spear and stabs the Moblin's chest killing it*
Fusion: I'll take care of this guy! Fusion Punch!
*Fusion concentrates all of his elemental energy to his fist and he punches the second Moblin with all his strength. The Moblin goes flying into the air and screams as he is incinerated by the lava ocean*
Fusion: Take that!
Introbulus: Now to destroy this submarine! Metallic Crash!
Yami Yoshi: Wait! I have a better idea! Let's try to take control of this submarine. It may be a little risky but anything's better than this cheap sock!
*Yami Yoshi and the OGers jump inside the hatch of submarine. They are instantly greeted by 3 other Moblins*
Pharaoh: Pharaoh Punch!
*The Moblin attempts to stab the Pharaoh with its spear. The Pharaoh jumps into the air and slams his fist into the Moblin's ugly face knocking it unconcious*
FrEd: FrEd Beam!
*FrEd fires the FrEd Beam at the 2nd Moblin which ccompletely obliterates its body*
BSD: Molten Egg!
*BSD throws a Molten Egg at the final Moblin. The Moblin's body bursts into flames and he runs around helplessly before his body turns into ash*
GORE: I'll take care of the driver! GORE Punch!
*GORE busts into the control room of the submarine and grabs the Moblin controlling the submarine. GORE grabs the Moblin and throws him against the metal walls of the submarine. A loud snapping noise is heard and the Moblin's head droops down in an awkward position, dead*
GORE: Yes! We've got ourselves a submarine! It has its own Sea Chart too! We now have a map of the entire Lava Ocean!
*Yami Yoshi walks into the control room*
Yami Yoshi: Where should we head next?
GORE: Idej Volcano Mountain is in Sector D5. We are in A2. It will take us a few days to reach it.
Yami Yoshi: Yeah! Let's go!
Narrator: The OGers have gotten themselves a submarine. But will it protect them from the terrors that await them ahead such as Team Monkey? Find out in the next episode!
Episode 53: "A bunch of really lame returning enemy fight set-ups... sorry." by Fred
( a few minutes later...)
Introbulus: I think this calls for a beatles joke!
YY: Enough, Introbulus. We need to find out where were going.
FrEd: Please... the meatpies will steal your ribboned ribcage if you do not give into their vasoline-induced whims!
(Everyone stares blankly)
Fusion: Ok, I think they've been in one body long enough. DEFUSE! (and so it is done)
GORE: Ok, good. Well, we need a well-thought out plan.
Introbulus: That rules me and half the others out.
GORE: Well, yeah. Anyways, first off, we need to decide who stays in the sock ship, as it's probably a good idea to have two vehicles. How 'bout Introbulus?
Fusion: Sure, but shouldn't I stay with him? One person isn't nearly enough to fight all our unneededly souped-up foes.
YY: You'll have to. Only so many people can stay in the sub.
GORE: I'd say three at the most.
YY: Right. So GORE, someone and I will stay in the sub.
Introbulus: But who?
BSD: pick me! I r0x00rz!
YY: I think it'll do us all good if we pick Pharoh.
Everyone on the SSSS except BSD: Please, for the love of god, don't leave us on board with BSD.
YY: Hey, can't a yoshi be evil once in a while?
(The submarine submerges, and they ride away)
Fusion: I don't think any of them know how to use it, do they?
Jim: Crap. Phil. Follow. Keep safe. Now.
Phil: You're not the boss of my froot loops, mr. teacup!
Introbulus: Nnngh.
Phil: Damn walrus. Fine, I'll do it. I'll get you next time...
(As Phil follows the submarine, the OGers of the SSSS decide to go back to the laboratory)
Fred: Look, I can stand on my head!
(Meanwhile, Fusion had been reading the manual to the SSSS, and found a large sign that depicted "No Fred-sized persons are to stand on their heads in the SSSS, else the design will fail and the ship will be inexplicably launched 483 feet in the air").
Fusion: How incredibly ironic and plot important.
(The SSSS is launched 483.2 feet in the air, and since it was so unexpected, people are hurdled in different directions. Fred and Swordmaster are launched to the south, into a cliff. BSD and Ed fly to the West, landing on a scorched piece of flat, ash-covered land. Jim sorta just floats there, and stays on. Introbulus stays on because of his metal powers, and Fusion's preemptive knoledge and his flying ability allows him to stay on. Introbulus lowers them, and they return to the lab).
Fusion: That was ludicrously fast. Now we just have to continue the plot.
Sephinty (or whatever) : (rises from flames) Hey, you're not done with me yet, bub!
Fusion: We never, ever catch a break.
(a quake comes from behind them, and Shade appears)
Shade: Hello, fools. You thought I was dead again, huh? Muahhaha, EVIL lava is refreshing!(tm)
Introbulus: Lava can't be evil. And your death scene was, to say the least, dramatic. Can't you stay down?
Jim: Don't worry, We've got 'em outnumbered.
(suddenly, Jim's words fade to nothing, as he is blasted into the lava by Sephinty)
Sephinty: Ha! Your cloak cannot possibly help you now!
Jim: Um, ouch.
(elsewhere)
SM: Great, I've had like two lines, and yet, I continue to be tormented.
Fred: Why you not release soup?
(Just then, Lupus and Lemonjello appear)
Fred: You! You dead!
Lemonjello: Wrong! When you killed me last time, I really didn't die, but continued living!
SM: Um, that explains nothing.
Lupus: Well, it matters not. TWIFATIT will make sure you are dispersed with... with a smile...
Fred: En francais, le crap.
(Elsewhere again...)
BSD: So then I was like...
Ed: Yeah? But then I refered to myself as "Me" instead of "I"!
BSD: Yure so clevar!
Koopa: Ouch! My body hurts from a previous beating! But I've returned. And am kicking ass.
BSD: Watch me power up to BSD 48487583!
(Koopa pulls the batteries out of BSD's glowing christmas lights around his body to make him lose his power)
Ed: Crap, I don't have any powers...
(In the submarine)
YY: Mr Spock! Er, I mean GORE! I see an upcoming lame bring-me-back-to-life return of a character right ahead! It's the flying monkey!
GORE: Crap.
Pharoh: As competent as we are, there's no way this crappy submarine can do anything... We're so screwed.
(END)
Episode 54: "Convinient plot device." by Black Skull Dragoshi
OOC:Fred,insult me one more time and i'll slice you're head off!
Everyone except Fred and the villains:We all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine.........
Shade*reading a black book*:If more than 3 OGers are singing "we all live in a yellow submarine" an earthquake with a magnitude of 199 will create a crack that will engulf villains that are supposed to be dead.
The earthquake occcurs and and engulfs he villains that are supposed to be dead except for Lupus and Koopa.
BSD:Well,that was convinient.
Lupus:Dang.
Koopa:Darn it!
Both escape by jumping in the SSSS.
Fred:Holy frijolies! That was nuts!
BSD:Let's just go in the friggin submarine already!
YY:Okay.
All the heroes get into the submarine.
GORE*To tape recorder*:Note to self:Make sure nothing stupid like that happens again.
TO BE CONTINUED
Author: Fred
Wait. What just happened?
Episode 55: "The Anti-OGers." by Introbulus
OOC: I think that, after all of that silly building-up into reviving former villians, nothing happened. Don't worry, though. I'll turn this into a plot device...NOW!
(Later, In Hell...)
Dark Gore: This sucks! I was supposed to destroy those OGers, and now I'm stuck in Hell! This isn't the life for a super-villian!
Lupus: Yeah, you said it! Look at me! I used to be the most powerful ruler of the world! Now look at me, I've been defeated by those OGers too many times!
Koopa: You said it, boss!
Lupus: Quiet, you!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Sephinty: Ha! You think that's pathetic? I'm a GOD for crying out loud! What kind of god can't even defeat a small band of puny mortals?
Koopa: Actually, Introbulus and Fusion are both partially immortal so...
Sephinty: Shut up!
Koopa: Why should I listen to you?
Lupus: Koopa, shut up!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Lord Chaos: You think that's pathetic? I barely appeared in this OG, and somehow I still get thrown into this stupid plot device!
Lupus: Yeah, I'd like to get those OGers, teach them a lesson once and for all!
Koopa: I agree, sir!
Lupus: Shut up!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Sephinty: Yeah, those OGers are dead once I get out of here!
Lord Chaos: Those OGers shouldn't even still be alive! I'll have to teach them a lesson once I get the chance...
Dark Gore: Yeah, I'd like to...hey, wait a minute, we all hate the OGers, right?
All Villians (that excludes Koopa, because he's a minion): Yeah!
Koopa: Yes!
Lupus: Shut up, Koopa!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Dark Gore: Now then, if we want to kill them so badly, how come we always fail?
Lupus: Because they cheat?
Lord Chaos: Because they're smart?
Sephinty: Because they're powerful?
Koopa: Because they have the power of good on their side, which always triumphs over evil?
Lupus: Koopa, three more words out of you, and I'm putting you through the koopa grinder again!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Dark Gore: Those are all good reasons, but not the best ones. Besides the fact that some of them are powerful, smart, and can cheat, they all work off each other! They use themselves against us! Because of that, we always fail!
Sephinty: What are you purposing?
Dark Gore: I purpose we form, a temporary alligance! One made for the sole purpouse of wiping out the OGers once and for all!
Lupus: Wait, now I want to conquor the world, and I'm fairly sure that's what you guys are going for too, but how will we divide it all up once we're done? Especially since half of it's gone anyway! (Hehehe...)
Dark Gore: Notice I said "temporary", as in, once the OGers are out of the picture, we'll go about as we plese! Whomever beats the other bad guys, will get the whole world for themselves!
Sephinty: Won't that basically destroy all of civilization as we know it, and likely wipe out all life on Earth?
Chaos: What's your point?
Sephinty: Nothing, I just wanted to make sure everyone knew about that.
Dark Gore: Then it's settled! From now on, we shall be known as...The Anti-OGers!
Lord Chaos: Wait! If we want to do this properly, we'll need two more members to join!
Dark Gore: Why?
Lord Chaos: Well, according to the Villians Guidebook, "Evil congresses must have at least the same number of members in it as the hero group that started subsequent the creation of the said congress". We need at least 6 members!
Lupus: Koopa can be a member! (Directed towards Koopa) As long as he doesn't say anything about the heroes beating the bad guys!
Koopa: My lips are sealed!
Lupus: Koopa, you talked again...
Koopa: AHH!!! (hides behind a rock)
Sephinty: Well, I suppose we only need one more member then...
Lord Chaos: (evil grin) And I know just who that member should be...
OOC: That's your que to look for a former-rival of the OGers and put them into this silly group, guys! Get to work! *big, cheesy grin*
Narrirator: Oh no! Anti-OGers? How will our heroes survive these six horrible monstrocities? Who is this mysterious sixth villian that Chaos seems to think would fit perfectly into their group? How are are heroes doing, anyway?
(Meanwhile, back on the sock-ship)
Jim: Land-ho!
Narriator: With land in sight, can the OGers make it to Ijea volcano, before the Anti-OGers complete their group and strike the OGers down? Join us next time, for another exciting episode of VGF Members OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest!
(Couldn't find a proper DB theme)
Episode 56 by Golem
Lord Chaos: Dark Jim!
~Everyone has remembered Dark Jim, even those who never met him.~
Lupus: You might as well call this VGF Members OG 4: Plot Devices.
Lord Chaos: Plus, if Lupus can get Gamechamp back on his side long enough to fuse Dark Jim and Jim again, we'll have weakened the OGers' party!
Everyone agrees.
Dark GORE: Great! ~turns to Satan~ Tell us where Dark Jim is.
Satan: ~sigh~
~Soon, in the land of the living...~
Jim: Wait... I can see some people on the land now! And one of them is... me?!
~On land...~
Lupus: !!! The OG Veterans are here?
Dark Jim: Who?
Lupus: Let me show you...
~Back in the sub...~
OG Vets: WAH!
Masa: What was that?! Lupus?!
Vorpal: I thought Lupus didn't control us any more!
GORE: What is it?!
Yami: He just said, it's Lupus, Dark GORE, Koopa,--~is interrupted by GORE's mechanical foot~
~Outside...~
Lupus: ~thinking~ It feels a bit muddled...
~Inside...~
Introbulus: EVIL Scientist Dude must be doing something!
SwordMaster: How? You annulled his machine's ability, right?
Fred: Quick, kids! Get those greasy fingers on your NES Advantage and help GORE regain control!
Ed: Or else...!
~Outside...~
Lord Chaos: They seem to be having some trouble getting here. This is nice stall until Sephnity gets back with Gamechamp, but didn't you say the Robot Team would be with the other OGers?
Koopa: ~points at script, noting that it only goes up to page 2~
Episode ???: "The Three Artifacts" by Yami Yoshi
OoC: I fixed some of the episode numbers so I edited BSD's and Introbulus' and Golem's posts. I hope you guys don't mind.
OoC: Oops. Posted too late. I guess we can use this as a future episode.
*The sock ship and the submarine land on the shore of Idej Volcano Mountain*
BSD: Yay! We're finally here!
GORE: Idej Volcano Mountain. My mysterious past shall finally be revealed to me!
Yami Yoshi: Let's find a way inside!
*The OGers search the island for an entrance to the volcano when the ground starts to shake*
Ed: It's an earthquake!
Introbulus: Look out! The volcano's erupting!
*The volcano starts spitting fire and rocks from its summit*
Fusion: Elemental Shield!
*Fusion creates a transparent rainbow shield which protects them from the eruption. When the eruption ends, Fusion removes the shield*
Fred: Whoa...
Introbulus: Remember that this island is an active volcano. We have to be very careful!
GORE: C'mon! We have to find a way in!
Voice: You won't be getting in anytime soon without the Idej Artifacts.
*A robed-monkey appears in front of the OGers. He holds a banana-shaped cane in his withered hand and he walks towards the OGers*
Robed-Monkey: I see you guys are trying to find a way inside Idej Volcano Mountain. You must first collect all three Idej Artifacts: The Fire Artifact, the Wind Artifact, and the Earth Artifact. They are each located somewhere in the Lava Ocean. After that, you must activate them on the surrounding triangle islands.
Yami Yoshi: How can we find out the exact location of these artifacts?
Robed-Monkey: Head to Flarefall Island north of here. The villagers might give you some information.
GORE: I see...But who exactly are you?
Robed-Monkey: You will find out soon enough GORE-ILLA!
*The robed-monkey's body glows and disapppears*
BSD: That was weird!
Yami Yoshi: Well,let's go to Flarefall Island!
*The OGers head back to the sock-ship and the submarine and head toward Flarefall Islane*
Episode 57 by GORE-ILLA
OoC: I assume you meant that the OG Vets took over my mind.
GORE: (eyes glow red)Must...destroy OGers...
Yami Yoshi: What are you doing, GORE?
Sword Master: I'll stop him! *rushes at GORE, who flips behind SM and kicks him into the wall.*
BSD: I will destroy him! (gets beaten repeatedly)
Introbulus: GORE is going into Monkey Madness - a dangerous technique that drives him into a mindless rampage! But what could be causing it?
*Elsewhere, by Gamechamp...*
Gamechamp: Alright, Green. Let's try one more time.
Green: Alright. *activates teleporter*
Yellow: where are we?
Lupus: Welcome. MWAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
To Be Continued...