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Author: Sapphire
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I thought you did- oh well it doesn't matter.
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Saph: Put the shell back in your mouth Y64! I have a feeling that they might be trying to kill me agagin so I'm taking no chances. We have got to order ourselves a flying sub!
Y64: Right! Let's go!
Narrator: Saph hops onto Y64's back as they prepare to leave. Y64 grabs the blue shell. The approaching Team Rocket fails to notice this.
Saph: Wha- repeat what you just said!
Narrator: You weren't supposed to hear it anyway. :)
Saph: :\ Let's go, Y64!
Talking wing cap Mario toy: Here we go!
Y64: Ok ok I get the message!
Narrator: Oh no we made it to the second page! But at least give it 50 more posts, Saph!
Saph: :/ Whatever.
Author: Golem
Saph: Now that we're safe, what do we do?
Y64: Wait until the credits scroll down?
Saph: \/0 That may be the only way we can actually stay alive.
Narrator: Hmmm... I'm getting bored. All of a sudden, a Mewtwo with only one thing on its mind appears. It wants to make a wind to blow off Saph's hat. It starts it up...
Saph: NO!
CLUNK!
Y64: What was that?
Saph: What was what? I don't see anythin'!
Y64: Yeah, but I bumped into somethin'...
Meowth: OH NO! They're right in front of our sub, immune to our missiles--on the sides!
Magi: I guess that delays the story even farther... just waiting here for Sapphire and Yoshi64 to get farther away...
Censor Man: "Let's go check in with Golem and Rhyk."
Golem: No, Rhyk, no! Look inside of you!
Rhyk: What-is-this-Op-rah? Get-out-of-the-way-or-you-will-be-gone.
Golem: Oh fine then. Getting destroyed won't help any. I guess I'm off in search of Arab D.
Narrator: Golem walks off into the desert. Little does he know that there must be at least one more page to make this a decent story.
Golem: Arab D. must be around here somewhere! Wait, think, Golem, think...
If I were an Arabian former owner of a party store, where would I set up camp in a desert?
Author: MagiKoopa
MagiKoopa and Sapphire stare at each other for a few moments, each awaiting the other's first attack.
Bomberman: ...
Meowth: We've got the home turf advantage now!
Meowth presses a button near the back of the sub and the Talking Wing Cap Mario toy begins to glow. instantly, it teleports inside the sub, leaving its kidnappers on the windshield!
Bomberman: Glad you could make it!
Talking Wing Cap Mario toy: It's-a me, Mario!
MagiKoopa pulls a small lever near the steering controls of the sub.
Meowth: So, where have ya been, Mario toy?
Talking Wing Cap Mario toy: It's-a...
Meowth, Bomberman, and the toy are interrupted by a
- sqeee-THUMP!-sqeee-THUMP!-squee-THUMP!*
Bomberman: ?
Meowth: The windshield wipers!
MagiKoopa: Ha ha! Who's trying to get who off their windshield now?!
Just then, the flying sub took a nosedive.
Bomberman: We're heading straight for the ocean!
Meowth: Thanks to wind resistance, our hitchikers won't be able to get off until they're surrounded by water!
MagiKoopa: Sure looks like the tables have turned this time, eh?
Sapphire: You'll never get away with-----
- squee-THUMP!-squee-THUMP!*
Meowth: What's dat? I can't hear ya! We've got our windshield wipers on! :p
Author: Golem
Saph: Ummm... if they're going down with us, they'll crash in the sea too!
Y64: That's right! ^^ The good guys win even when they partially lose!
Author: Sapphire
Saph: If I'm going down, then they are too!
Y64: This isn't a suicide attempt, is it?
Saph: I guess you can say that.
Y64: Just what are you planning to do?
Narrator: Saph whispers to Y64.
Y64: You've lost it for sure!
Saph: Right now the only thing we've lost is my hat and that Mario doll! I didn't really want it anyway :/ (in an annoying voice)Kidnappers indeed! I wouldn't toss stones (or bombinators) If I were you...
Magi: Did we get rid of her yet?
BM: Uh, nope!
Meowth: Well I have an idea...
Magi: What is it?
Meowth: This ship comes with a self-destruction button, does it not?
The windshield wipers are still going.
BM: You can't press that unless it's a real emergency!
Magi and Meowth: :\
Meowth: BOMBSY!
Magi: So I see. Once we press it the sub will explode, leaving us all dead-
Meowth: Precisely!
BM: And thus ending the series AND the story!
Magi: Hmmm...
Saph: Yoshi prepare to eat another blue shell. I'm going in!
Y64: Do you think that Pikachu can handle it?
Saph: Of course! He's built for this!
Narrator: This whole plotline is absurd to me. But since I have the pleasure of reporting the facts-
Magi: Bombsy! Press the button now!
BM: Activating! We have 30 seconds!
Meowth: Start the countdown!
Saph: Pikachu! Use Thunder NOW!
Narrator: The time is running out! Is this the end of the Bombing Bombarders of Team rocket? What is Saph planning to do with Pikachu? Does the self-destruction work or did it malfunction? And when will they hit the water?
Censor Man: Does anyone actually care anymore?
Narrator: Maybe we will be the only ones left!
Censor Man: But what about Golem? And wasn't this about the Arab Dude?
Narrator: Beats me!
Author: MagiKoopa
Meowth: Turn it off!
Meowth uses the Fury Swipes on MagiKoopa and deactivates the self-destruct mode.
Meowth: The sub's Pika-proof, remember?!
MagiKoopa: Sorry to burst yer bubble, but being a submarine and all, this baby's equipped to handle water.
Bomberman: We're gonna win!
Meowth: Ha ha!
Author: Yoshi 64
Just then, a Helicopter flies down, and DVGBC sticks his head out.
DVGBC:need a lift?
Y64 Uses his tounge to grab onto the Helicopter and pulls them to safety.
Yoshi 64:thanks!
They Fly away (Yet again) to go find Golem.
Author: MagiKoopa
MagiKoopa: BLAST! I almost had them!!
Bomberman: Give it up. They're not gonna just let you kill them.
Meowth: That's right! We have to force them to let us kill them! Let's head back to Rocketsville, Ohio, to plan our next evil scheme!
MagiKoopa: Okay, let's. I haven't had much sleep since the original Party Goers! :)
The flying sub continues down into the water and speeds across, back to the USA.
Bomberman: We'll be back!
Author: Golem
BUMP
All: Huh?
Meowth: Oh yeah, I forgot! We're still in the Zone of Despair!
BM & Magi: \/0
Censor Man: "Meanwhile, Golem has found Arab Dude."
Golem: Aha! I finally found you!
AD: Blease do not 'urt me!
Golem: HUH?
AD: Blease! I am only doing good!
Golem: Really? How?
AD: Let me show you!
CONK!
Narrator: Golem was hit by Arab Dude on the head!
AD: Bwa'a'a'a! I weel take you to my dungeon... let's see how brave you are now!
Censor Man: "Things do not look well for our scrawny friend."
Reader: I think Rhyk's next! Heehee!
Rhyk: REPORTING-MASTERS
Narrator: Rhyk is right by the sub.
Meowth: Aaahh! Oh, it's just R*H*Y*K. Let 'im in!
BM: How will we let him in without water seepi--
Magi: WATER! HOW IS R*H*Y*K GETTING THROUGH THE WATER WITHOUT GETTING DESTROYED?!?!
Meowth: He's not waterproof, so he must really be...
Author: S-Cargo
Readers: GOLEM!?
Meowth: *just that second finished opening airlock to let 'Rhyk' in* Huh? Oh... I was going ta say stoopid...
Author: Sapphire
Narrator: Meanwhile.. Saph is crusing along in her new sub...
Saph: Ah, this is better. I should be done with the interior work soon.
Pikachu: Pika, pi!
Saph: You are much better company than the rest of them! Now let me see.. should this area be blue, or pink?
Narrator: ~Ahem~ BORING!
Saph: If I'm so boring why don't you go to other characters?
Narrator: Good idea! Meanwhile with Golem...
Censor Man: I'll take over here. "Meanwhile with Golem..."
Narrator: :\
Author: DVGBC
Censor Man: I am a G-rated nerd. *explodes*
Narrator: Not back with Golem.
Golem: *rapping* My name is... my name is... my name is... GOLEM the Golem.
Rhyk: Why are you rapping?
AD: Silenco!!!
Author: Nintenfreak
- somewhere else Nintenfreak turns a page in a book*
NF: Oh boy this story gets more exciting! Now DVGBC is in it.
- then a giant green hand pulls Nintenfreak into the book [like in Doki Doki Panic]*
NF: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- splat* *NintenFreak lands on Arab Dude*
Author: Golem
Golem: I'm a... Golem... no, I'm a person... yeah! Hey, DVGBC! Do you like Slim Shady too?
DVGBC: I was just posting as the Narrator. ~disappears~
Team Rocket: ???
CM: "Meanwhile..."
NintF: What? Oh, it's you, Arab D.! So you're the one who planned to destroy all human besides yourself!
AD: Yes, but now I own another realm! I've really ought to thank your cousins.
Rhyk: Hey, this dungeon isn't too bad!
AD: What's that? You sound like you have a droney voice...
Rhyk: ~Ahem~ Really... well, I'm Golem! No doubt about it!
AD: If you're sure...
Narrator: This has given time for NintF to get into the main controls...
NintF: This is so cool! I could make my own GBA game with all of this stuff!
...But never mind! I've got to find the controls!
CM: "Saph is busy with interior decorating..."
Saph: Is Yoshi here?
Narrator: I don't know... I can't remember.
Saph: :/
Y64: Uhg... must we go through this?
Pikachu: Pika pi chu? {Isn't this fun?}
Y64: Aaah, never mind. I guess I'll go watch "Chicken Run" out of boredom.
Saph: Here!
Narrator: Sapphire hands Yoshi64 a slip of paper. She meant to give him tickets to the--
CM: "to the"? Are you sure that's right?