Mariorocks

Full Name: Unknown
Birthdate: Unknown
Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: Golem
First Appearance: GMOG Sidequest: ENGLAND???

Background

He used to work for Donkeyman, President of UPN. There has been and is an entire clan of Mariorockses who have worked and continue to work for him. The Mariorockes are constantly on the move and following the Donkeyman so that the second one Mariorocks dies, another may appear to take his place. The first of the Mariorockses to be seen was Mariorocks 65 in GMOG Sidequest: ENGLAND???.

Timeline History

Good Timeline

Mariorocks65 worked for Donkeyman, helping him trick Masamune into believing his dream of becoming a talk show host was real before destroying him. The OGers foiled Donkeyman's plot, and this Mariorocks fell from a Flying Nuclear Submarine to his doom. In fact, this Mariorocks survived to later become Nintendofreak. He was replaced by Mariorocks 66 in Gamehiker Member OG VIII: The Final Parody. Record numbers of Mariorocks died in numerous ways throughout the OG, eventually bringing it up to Mariorocks 300.

After the Donkeyman's death, the Mariorockses were forced to follow their new master, SteveT. However, they made frequent sacrifices of themselves to petition SteveT into reviving the Donkeyman, and various others were smitten by SteveT out of mere boredom.

Bad Timeline

Presumably Lupus threw them all off the top of the ski lift in consecutive order, when it worked.

Neutral Timeline

After Donkeyman devolved into Clintin', Hellary disapproved of the Mariorocks' presence. They were tossed out into the street and became the population of New Wyoming. They caused the re-election of President Vorpal in 2004, after which they were all drafted and sent into war with Micronesia.

Other Timelines

Mariorocks has appeared in a number of OGs that are not canonical to any timeline. This Mariorocks was recently redubbed Nintendofreak and explained as a Mariorocks who had escaped the Donkeyman's influence.

Quotes

"Why coitenly!" - their classic catchphrase.