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Author: GORE-ILLA

*After the brutal onslaught, all the OGers are chained to giant anvils.*

Guiseppie: We'll keep you all up there until you learn your lesson!

Bio Guiseppie: Except for Dark Ditto... (at his command, a horde of sidekicks start shoving Dark Ditto's anvil towards the nearby harbor)

Donkey Congo: Wait, no! This is our prey! You cannot interfere with the hunt! (nods to Luigi, who produces a laser sword and starts cutting everyone loose while Lupus and Golem wait to beat them with lead pipes)

Guiseppie: Hey... if you bad guyz weren't causing all this trouble, there would be no need for heroes OR sidekicks. We'd all be equal! (everyone gasps)

Donkey Congo: Oh, so it's like that! Fine then, the hunt is on!

*The villains and the sidekicks rush towards each other like in the opening theme song of many a 90's cartoon, but instead of exploding and leaving behind a logo they just start beating the crap out of each other. Of course there are hundreds of more sidekicks, but the sidekicks are inexperienced and unsure of how to face bad guys without their heroes, and so they are slowly losing.*

Masamune: (cuts Dark Ditto free)

Dark Ditto: What are you waiting for? Let's crush those sidekicks!

Lady in Red: (still chained, along with GORE, Marin, GM and Tiffa) Hey what about us?

SteveT: Er, no time!

Vorpal: Sorry Tiffa!

*The four of them rush in and help the others beat the sidekicks up. Dark Ditto starts wrestling both Guiseppies. Masamune chases Dodo, plucking feathers with his sword. Lupus starts eating Fred. Golem uses one of those manhole lids he's so proud of to pummel Rhyk. Luigi uses the Force to slam his Goombas into each other. Vorpal focuses his attacks on those guys he can't remember. Lynel runs as fast as he can while Steve approaches with an axe. And Donkey Congo stays on the sidelines, setting traps that the various other sidekicks fall for.*

Tiffa: Dammit, how can we get down from here?!

GORE: Oh great, don't tell me we're the only five protagonists left in this story.

GM: Aren't there any sidekicks that might help us?

GORE: Hm... I dunno. Maybe that Sapphire, but she always was a bad seed.

Lady in Red: Take that back! I'M Sapphire, and I'm definitely no sidekick!

Marin: What are you talking about?

Lady in Red: Fine, I'll show you! (changes back into Sapphire) I am NOT a sidekick!

Guiseppie: (flutters away from Dark Ditto momentarily) Oh man, one of our sidekicks must have been tied up by accident! I'll set you loose Sapphire.

Sapphire: (is untied) Thank you. (kicks Guiseppie, who starts spitting up coins) AND I'M NO SIDEKICK!

*Sapphire turns back to Lady in Red and frees the others, then they rush off to face a great decision- whether to help their former sidekicks or their enemies who one were friends?*

Author: GORE-ILLA

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