Cheesecake of the Gods

The Cheesecake of the Gods is a special type of cheesecake which grants the power of narration to those who eat it, effectively making the eater omnipotent. It is not to be confused with the Caykforce.

It was originally featured in Gamehiker Member OG IV: Cheesecake of the Gods, where Dark Ditto sent Tortilla the Hun into the Kitchen of the Gods to steal the recipe for the Cheesecake of the Gods. He cooked it there, and despite his subsequent death at the hands of those wily Gamehikers, the cheesecake was ultimately delivered to Dark Ditto by Magikoopa. Dark Ditto eats the cheesecake and gains ultimate power, but is still defeated somehow with the help of Ditto McCloaker, who mimicked its powers right back at his antithesis.

It made its more infamous appearance in Gamehiker Member OG Holiday Special: Merry Christmas Straw Man!, where the three gods delivered the Cheesecake to Straw Man as a present for unknown reasons. Straw Man ate it and used the power to rewrite history and form a new world where most of the characters had the lives they always wanted, but there were still flaws. Robert Stack retained some of his narration powers and used them to clash with the Straw Man with the aid of Masamune. Straw Man was ultimately beaten when SteveT beat him until he upchucked the cheesecake, which was caught in Ashley's mouth. After temporarily sending everyone into a Wizard of Oz-like reality, she finally restored the world to the way it was.

Quotes

I dwell amidst the abounding light of Heaven. Thou art at the gate to the Underworld! Come forth, Cheesecake of the Gods!!"

What the heck is that?!

-Two guys talking about the Cheesecake of the Gods. (The validity of this quote is disputed)