Member OG 11: Back
- Start: April 3, 2009
- End: In Progress
- Timeline: Splinter-Bad Timeline
- Writers: Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Masamune, Fred
- Main Cast: Yami Yoshi, Fusion, GORE-ILLA, Black Skull Dragoshi, Cassandra, Moondo, Flutter, Shy Guy Man, Black Skull Dragoshi, James Earl Jones
Overview
Yami, Fusion, BSD, Introbulus, and James are all blasted to a new universe in the exciting sequel to Member OG 10.
Plot Summary
Quotes
*Farmer Jon takes Yami and Fusion down an evil corridor towards the woodshed*
Farmer Jon: You are really in for it now... no one has ever survived... the woodshed
yami: i will survive it
Farmer Jon: Nope
Yami: i am yami ia m yami
Fusion: I have every power
*they arrive at the wood shed*
Farmer Jon: here it is... the woodshed. In you go.
Yami: this is just a shed made out of wood
Farmer Jon: Yes. It is the... woodshed
Yami and Fusion go in and Farmer Jon locks the door behind them
Farmer Jon: ahahaha enjoy your stay.
Yami opens the side door
Yami: I am out now
Farmer Jon: why didn't you close the side door Samu??!
Samu: the side door greatly offends my honour I cannot close such a thing
Farmer Jon: Yami has escaped someone call the cops!!
Samu: I'm dialing 911
Yami: Oh no I gotta get out of here
Samu: Hello is that the cops
phone: yes the cops here whats the prob baby
Samu: yami escaped our prison!!!
cops: Who the hell is yami
samu: he's some guy we imprisoned
cops: why did you imprison yami are you a criminal
Samu: sorry wrong number
meanwhile yami has created a dark egg and is eating it because he hasnt had a meal in ten years
yami: mm good egg
farmer jon: that monster he is eating his own children someone stop him
yami: no one can stop me now. i am yami i'm the hero no one will let me die for realsies
farmer: no one eh? even someone with EVERY POWER?
yami: you mean fusion?
fusion: hell o i have every power
yami: wait arent you dead why are you in this post again
fusion: every power including the power of deus ex machina
farmer jon: no i mean... PERFECTY
*suddenly all the lights go out and then the riff from the final countdown starts playing and theres a smoke machine and smoke everywhere and then a p[anel opens and its bright light and in steps a silhouette*
perfectly: i am... perfecty
farmer jon: he has every power dont you perfecty
perfecty: i have them all i got em all.
farmer jon: demonstrate your powers on yami NOW
perfecty: no
farmer jon: do it
perfecty: no i don't want to
farmer jon: you have every power now is your time to use them
perfecty: nah i'm not in the mood
farmer: you don't have every power at all do you
perfecty: yeah i do i have them all i just don't want to use them right now
farmer: okay name one power you have then
perfecty: all of them
farmer: name one
perfecty: i don't have to waste my time because i have every power
farmer jon: THIS IS POINTLESS
meanwhile yami has escaped on a helicopter into another part of the HQ
farmer jon: drat he has escaped! code red he cannot find project fission!
famrer jon: WHY AM I SO OUT OF CHARACTER WHO THE HELL AM I
IN GORE-ILLA'S OFFICE ROOM
the comm beeps on his desk
GORE-ILLA: Gore-illa here
farmer jon: yami is lose in the facility!!!!!!!!!!
GORE-ILLA: what
farmer jon: he took out evil psychiatrist guy and made his way up to the upper levels
GORE-ILLA: drat! if only daimyo was here. he would be able to stop him. hehe... daimyo
farmer jon: what should we do?
GORe-ILLA: daimyo. what does that even mean? hehehe
farmer jon: no offense sir but this is an emergency...!
gore-illa: daimyo. what a great word. jon!
farmer jon: yes?
gore-illa: from now on you will be known as daimyo
farmer jon: we already have a daimyo sir-
gore-illa: now daimyo. get everyone else on the line
farmer jon: but sir you're the one in the main office
gore-illa: oh yeah
gore hits the switch
gore-illa: daimyos. we have a daimyo lose in the hq. i want every daimyo after it.
samu over comm: what are you on about?
gore-illa: daimyo daimyo. daimyo
samu: the boss has gone mad
gore-illa: daimyo DAIMYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tbc