A tabletop RPG that uses dice and stuff. Has no relevance outside the fact that Luiigii is using Party Goers scenarios during some game sessions. Honestly I just wanted to put these stats here in case I ever lose them. Has no connection to Ben Savage or Boy Meets Worlds sorry GORE.
Plot Summary
First Session
The setting is introduced in a similar fashion to Gamehiker Member OG XI: If These Bears Could Talk. King Cobalt has recently died and Golem has decided to throw one final party before his coronation. Invitations are sent far and wide, and among the recipients are:
- Dom Teedle, a corpulent and clueless Arabian with a flying carpet, wind powers, and a medicine ball
- Bear-Phoenix, an emo with spiked hair and blinding bangs, a gigantic switch blade, and a penchant for acting like every Final Fantasy main character ever
- James Henry Bond VII, who I can't really describe yet because he wasn't in the second session, but he's got gadgets and stuff like the real Bond
- Henry T. Man, a British gentleman with a gun built into his tea cup and the head of a unicorn, who is completely oblivious to his condition
- Jimmy, Henry's sidekick who is a short and stout bear with a tie, a chainsaw, and a tricycle
They first run into each other at Arab Dude's Party Supplies store while looking for appropriate gifts to present to Golem; only Bear-Phoenix successfully manages to pick out a Sonic the Hedgehog figurine.
After harassing Arab Dude a bit longer, they set out for the castle and discover Golem and The Lady in Red being assaulted on the lawn by Donkeyman, two shoddily constructed Donkeyman robots, and several Mariorocks. Unaware of who's on which side, Dom Teedle quickly incapacitates the Lady, Bear-Phoenix attempts to defend Golem, Bond attempts to reason with Donkeyman, and Henry is horribly offended that no one has spoken to him yet. While the robots and imps are dealt with, Henry assaults Bond at random and then gives his attention to Donkeyman, hoping to make a profit. Donkeyman implies that Henry could be one of his kin and is attacked; his own threats prove useless as Henry assaults with a sword and Jimmy finishes him off via decapitation. Of course, this Donkeyman was also a robot, with the shoddy ones only being there to draw away suspicion. Bear-Phoenix spots Lord Sky watching them and Golem reveals that the Mariorocks were actually disguised Blue Guards, though he is then distracted by the arrival of Luiigii and GORE-ILLA.
tbc
Stats
The Good Ol' Boys
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d10 |
Pace: 6" |
Fighting: d6 |
Deflection (-2 attacked) |
Scarf (Str+1, Reach 2)
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| Smarts: d6 |
Parry: 5 |
Guts: d4 |
Entangle (hold target) |
TASTS (???)
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| Spirit: d8 |
Toughness: 5 |
Notice: d8 |
Quick Draw (no draw penalty) |
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| Strength: d6 |
Charisma: 0 |
Persuade: d8 |
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| Vigor: d6 |
Power Points: 30 |
Streetwise: d6 |
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Superpower: d6 |
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| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d10 |
Pace: 6" |
Fighting: d6 |
Fly (limited flight) |
Finger Pistol (1-3d6, 15/30/60)
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| Smarts: d10 |
Parry: 5 |
Investigation: d6 |
Ambidextrous (no hand penalty) |
Finger Pistol (1-3d6, 15/30/60)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 5 |
Notice: d10 |
Block (+1 Parry) |
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| Strength: d4 |
Charisma: 0 |
Shooting: d8 |
Dodge (-1 ranged attack) |
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| Vigor: d6 |
Power Points: 15 |
Stealth: d4 |
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Weird Science: d8 |
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| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d8 |
Pace: 6" |
Fighting: d6 |
Dispel (cancel attacks) |
Parasol (Str+d4, +1 Parry)
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| Smarts: d10 |
Parry: 5+1 |
Intimidate: d8 |
Fly (limited flight) |
Leather Coat (+1 Toughness)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 5 |
Investigation: d6 |
Noble (+2 Charisma) |
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| Strength: d6 |
Charisma: 2 |
Notice: d8 |
Sidekick (Chuca) |
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| Vigor: d6 |
Power Points: 25 |
Stealth: d4 |
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Superpower: d6 |
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| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d10 |
Pace: 8" |
Climbing: d10 |
Bolt (electric shot)
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| Smarts: d4 |
Parry: 2 |
Notice: d6 |
Fleet-Footed (+2 Pace)
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| Spirit: d8 |
Toughness: 4 |
Superpower: d10 |
Size (-2)
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| Strength: d4 |
Charisma: 0 |
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| Vigor: d4 |
Power Points: 20 |
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People You Don't Know
Henry T. Man
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Stats
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Skills
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Hindrances/Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d8 |
Pace: 6" |
Fighting: d8 |
Code of Honor (gentleman) |
Long Sword (Str+d8)
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| Smarts: d4 |
Parry: 6 |
Intimidate: d8 |
Delusional (what unicorn head?) |
Glock (9mm) (2d6, AP1)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 6 |
Lockpicking: d6 |
Greedy (wants rewards)
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| Strength: d8 |
Charisma: 0 |
Riding: d6 |
Rain of Tea Pain (burst)
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| Vigor: d8 |
Power Points: 20 |
Shooting: d6 |
Two-Fisted (attack twice)
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Superpower: d6 |
Sidekick (Jimmy)
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Jimmy
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Stats
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Skills
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Hindrances/Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d6 |
Pace: 6" |
Climbing: d8 |
Size -1 (about 3 feet) |
Chainsaw (2d6+4)
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| Smarts: d4 |
Parry: 6 |
Driving: d8 |
Brawny (lifts more) |
Bicycle (5 Acc/16 TS)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 5 |
Fighting: d8 |
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| Strength: d8 |
Charisma: 0 |
Persuade: d6 |
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| Vigor: d6 |
Claws (Str+d4) |
Piloting: d6 |
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Edward Charles Smoker
| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Hindrances/Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d8 |
Pace: 6" |
Driving: d8 |
Arrogant (attack leader) |
Short Sword (Str+d6)
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| Smarts: d8 |
Parry: 5 |
Fighting: d6 |
All Thumbs (can't repair) |
Desert Eagle (.50) (2d8, AP2)
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| Spirit: d4 |
Toughness: 6 |
Persuade: d6 |
Delusional (what unicorn body?)
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| Strength: d6 |
Charisma: 0 |
Repair: d6 |
Smoke Ring Sting (bolt)
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| Vigor: d8 |
Power Points: 20 |
Shooting: d8 |
Rich (triple money)
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Superpower: d6 |
Sidekick (Timmy)
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Timmy
| Attributes
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Stats
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Skills
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Hindrances/Edges
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Equipment
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| Agility: d8 |
Pace: 6" |
Boating: d8 |
Size -1 (skinny) |
M60 (7.62) (2d8+1, AP2)
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| Smarts: d6 |
Parry: 2 |
Climbing: d8 |
Steady Hands (easy aim) |
Mini Car (5 Acc/16 TS)
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| Spirit: d6 |
Toughness: 4 |
Intimidate: d8 |
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| Strength: d6 |
Charisma: 0 |
Riding: d6 |
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| Vigor: d4 |
Claws (Str+d4) |
Shooting: d6 |
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