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Critically acclaimed as the worst movie ever, was filmed in the events of Gamehiker Member OG V and later referenced in Galaxy Goers.

The Movie Script

THE MOVIE

~Luigi,

Masamune, and MJ are backed into a wall by Vorpal, with his flaming sword.~

Masamune: Luigi, what happened?

Luigi: Cobrax cheated.

Cobrax: Cheated? My internal circuits do not register any such act. You had a 100%

chance of failure. I am supposed to goad you by asking if you know why.

Luigi: Because you cheated.

Cobrax: Survey says no. I am an all powerful robot, and you are a hobo. Ha ha. A stupid hobo.

Vorpal: Ha... ha... ha...

MJ: He's right.

Luigi: Yeah, well, I may be a hobo, and a goomba-lover, and a Jedi wannabe, but also I'm... I'm...

Cobrax: ~walks forward to stop him~ Be quiet, you...

~There is an explosion. Luigi's arms go flying out on metallic joints and shove Cobrax into a wall.~

Luigi: I'm a Gogo Gadget!

Masamune: Yay!

Background singers: Rock!

Luigi: I'm a Gogo Gadget!

Background singers: Rock!

Luigi: We're all Gogo Gadgets!

Background singers: Rock!

Luigi: Put your tools away, well that I gotta say a-hey no way, no no freakin' way! I'm a bum, you say, well that I gotta say a-hey a hey, hey hey that's okay!

Cobrax: Augh! My CPU is attacked by horrible rock music! Overloading!

~Luigi flies up on his Gadget Helicopter and starts shooting his Gadget Machine Guns in a circle, smashing all of the mirrors and killing the ninja extras.~

Vorpal: Hax!

Background Singers: Rock!

Cobrax: Vorpal, I command you to...

Vorpal: Yeah, um... he's got guns. I'm siding with them.

Cobrax: Crap. I'm out of here.

~Cobrax runs for the door, but Don Miguel jumps out of nowhere and lands on top of him, squashing him flat.~

Luigi/Masamune/MJ/Vorpal/Don Miguel: Yays! We won!

THE END.