Skanky Siren

Full Name: Skanky Siren
Birthdate: Whenever you want it to be
Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: Sarah
First Appearance: The OnGoing Adventures of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada

Background

Not much of Siren's background is revealed, but this uber-attractive babe eventually (and inexplicably) joined the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada as the crew's "undercover stripper" and one of the few female pirates aboard. Among the crewmates, she is good friends with Asian Distracting Dude, That Krazy Dude and Stampede the Marksman, and in one Valentine's Day special she gave birth to a son, the father of whom is either Karl or Que Pasa, but the subplot has not yet been followed up in any other stories and probably will be ignored and/or contradicted. Her special power was enough to shatter the eyes of Bob Saget in the first GCPA OG.

Abilities

Skanky Siren can flash her chest to knock out anyone who beholds them. One flash knocks out one hundred men for three hours... or is it three hundred men for one hour? Stampede later invented special shades allowing people to look at her without passing out, which the male pirates always make sure to carry. She can probably do other things too.

Other Versions

Overdressed Nun, Skanky Siren's Bizarro counterpart who, well overdresses and is not as willing to show off her attractive figure.

Trivia

She has a phobia of octupii.

Quotes

"I smell gangsters!"