Clintin'

Full Name: William "Bill" Jefferson Clinton
Birthdate: August 19, 1946
Species: Human
Nationality: United States
Party Affiliation: Democrat
First Appearance: Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik

Background

Clintin' was a poor little farm boy from Arkansas until one day, while riding a load of turnips into Cambridge, Massachusetts, he fell off, and stumbled into Harvard. There he met Hellary who immediately saw that Clintin' had the ability to charm people. Hellary helped Clintin' through Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and used him as a pawn for her quest for power.

Deluded and power hungry, after two terms of being President of the United States, Clintin' was determined to keep ahold of the US Presidency. He backed his Vice President, Algore, and to help Algore win the election, Clintin' unfroze Pukecannon from years of frozen hibernation to siphen off as much Republican support as possible. It was Clintin' that tried to get Algore to hire Vorpal onto his campaign staff, but Vorpal had chosen to run as a third party candidate.

After Sapphire/The Lady in Red defeated Hellary, the curse she had over Clintin' was broken. After leaving office, Clintin' began working for the local McDonald's.