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Author: Yami Yoshi
Meanwhile…
~Eerie spits a barrage of white fireballs through Nijuka’s mouth at Introbulus who bats away each one with the Writer’s Chair.~
Eerie: Once I have obtained the fourth stone, I will have the power to obliterate this universe and start a new one free of dimension-tampering anarchists like you; a perfect universe!
~Suddenly, several sharp metallic objects surround Nijuka/Eerie in the shape of a sphere. Eerie peers through the cracks of the sphere and sees the open palm of Introbulus’s right hand facing him.~
Eerie: What?!
~Introbulus’s palm closes into a fist and the sphere implodes. Eerie screams as swords, spears, knives, and several other miscellaneous sharp objects impale his host’s body. Introbulus flies towards an immobile Nijuka/Eerie with the Writer’s Chair in hand and swings it against Nijuka’s neck. A sickening crunch is heard as Nijuka’s cervical spine is shattered and his chalky-white head flies off.~
Introbulus: ~throws the chair aside~ Time to end this once and for all!
~Introbulus fires a pair of Ultimate Prods at Nijuka’s head and decapitated body. The rainbow beams obliterate them both simultaneously.~
Introbulus: ~panting~ Sorry…but a perfect universe…can’t exist…with you in it!
~Suddenly, Introbulus’s vision is blinded by a bright white light before it goes black…~
Author: Fred
(Introbulus wakes up... locked in his own mind...)
Introbulus: Why, this... is Eerie's hall of mirrors from MOG8!
Eerie I: Yes, Introbulus. Have you ever wondered why there are so many mirrors?
Introbulus: You've taken my mind, haven't you? I really, really-
Eerie I: Answer the question.
Introbulus: Ah... something symbolic. I'm terrible at guessing this stuff, hang on -
Eerie I: PERCEPTION, YOU DOLT! This is the birthplace of the Second Universe. This place reflects everything differently, because it's in a different light. It opens up the understanding off all possibilities, and that's why it's possible to make universes based on the infinite forms shown here.
Introbulus: Glass isn't all that symbolic...
Eerie I: A perfect Universe, Introbulus? A PERFECT UNIVERSE!? I've lived for all time in multiple instances, and I have YET to find a PERFECT UNIVERSE! You will spend the rest of your pitiful existance as a thought searching for this PERFECT UNIVERSE!
Introbulus: Then... why do you wish to restart this universe?
Eerie I: This universe is out of time. It is inevitable, I have forseen it's collapse, due to you OGers and your constant fighting!
Introbulus: Did you forsee yourself getting your butt kicked?
Eerie I: I did. I am just as powerless to stop fate once it is in place as you are. I do not end reality without a reason, Introbulus. I honestly thought this time, it'd be different - It's worse than anything. Dreams... dreams are the problem, Introbulus. Ambitions destroy universes... R-Spacers are proof of that. Eerie II was the only development that truly escaped me, but I foresaw his end, and foresee the consequences of it.
You were the very first r-space being in this universe, just as Jim was the first s-spacer. You failed, Introbulus, just as the rest of the universe and it's hopeless dreams did!
You cannot stop fate, Introbulus. Goodbye, forever.
Introbulus: What? No! Get out of my body! I'm not through! (Introbulus smashes a mirror, and lights flicker out in the representations of universes) no...
(On the outside)
Eerie I: What a tradgedy. I've been watching this universe the entire time, and yet it's sad that I must end it as it does. (Eerie I puts together a spaceship made from the metal, as Nijuka slowly pulls himself together)
(On Mystery...)
BSD: Uh, you okay, GORE?
VM: Of course he isn't! He knows what I say is true!
GORE:... nooo....nooo...no...noooooooo
Fusion: You didn't kill Yami.
GORE: ahaehhaea....
Fusion: You... you didn't kill Yami, GORE. Hello?
BSD: Listen, punk, I'm sick and tired of your crap.
Saru: Hey now, tiny, why are you in charge?
BSD: Tiny, why, I oughtta!
(GORE is hearing the echoing voices in his head)
Cerulea: I am serious Saru, you have to stop being so easy on these kinds of people. SHUT THE HELL UP, KID! There...
Vlad: No hard feelings. There will be some sharp feelings, though.
Fusion: GORE? What's the matter?!
VM: GORE, DO SOMETHING!
(GORE rushes forward, and rams his fist into something soft. His fist tears a hole right through it, and bloodstains cover his fast-reacting metal arm. He pulls it out, shaken, as the corpse of Black Skull Dragyoshi slumps to the ground)
Vlad:...What the hell...
VM: GORE, you fool...
Cerulea:n-...
Saru:hm...
Fusion:w-why? WHY?
GORE: (Covers face with bloody hand, only to have a bloody handprint cover his face. GORE tramples away, screaming like an ape, as VM knocks the spear out of Vlad's hands and snaps it in two) What have I become?
Author: Golem
~Fusion puts his hands on BSD and tries to work some magic.~
Fusion: I can keep him alive for some time, but I can't heal him. Velvet Monkey, get over here!
Saru: He's dead, Fusion. He's dead.
~Fusion looks over to Velvet Monkey, who is holding Vlad in the air by his neck. Something radiates from his hand.~
Fusion: Velvet Monkey! We need you!!
Cerulea: ...This type of behavior doesn't fit your character profile, Fu--
Fusion: Velvet Monkey!!
~Velvet Monkey turns his head to Fusion and gives the nastiest glare the universe has ever known.~
Saru: Fusion, snap out of it, he's--
~The ground under Saru discintegrates, and he grabs onto a ledge as he falls. Then everyone hears a short yell from above, and looks up.
It's Introbulus with wild and crazed hair.~
Fusion: Introbulus! Help me talk some sense into--
Introbulus: If I left Introbulus untamed you'd all be dead by now. He's got to be--YAR!--powered down before he's sane again.
~Introbulus looks around wildly and spots GORE in the distance. He speedily floats over to GORE.~
Introbulus: The YAR! One, eh?
~GORE looks up to Introbulus and sees Eerie in his eyes.~
GORE: No... the ONe... never...
~Lupus looks on from a secure distance.~
Lupus: Fuels. If only they knew at any moment that I could reveal critical plot devices such as the fact that this regression stone could be used to power down Introbulus and derive from him Jim again, or rather since it would be a new being, James! OHWELLBACKTOEARTH.
SwordMaster, Legion, AaronGuy, Culex, Chizu, and Kantii have arrived on Mystery, but upon noticing Lupus escaping with Yami Yoshi's body and one of those four stones, they pile into a working space ship from the pile of junk from the fight between Introbulus and Nijuka. They send Lupus a transmission.
A light flashes on Lupus' control panel, indicating that he is getting an incoming transmission.~
Lupus: I'd better answer that! ~launches his finger towards the button to receive the message, then hesitates~ Wait a minute... it's probably a telemarketer again.
Author: Yami Yoshi
OOC: I LIED
~Suddenly, a sword slashes horizontally through the ship’s dashboard and across Lupus’s chest. A second later, several bullets shoot through the dashboard’s slit and rip through Lupus’s chest.~
Lupus: Ugh.
~Lupus falls backwards into his own puddle of yellow blood as a pair of purple muscular arms pries open the dashboard’s slit. Sword Master, Aaron Guy, Legion, and Chizu jump through the widened hole and onto Lupus’s ship.~
Sword Master: ~notices Yami Yoshi’s corpse lying near the back corner of the ship~ Yami Yoshi!
~Chizu rushes over to Yami Yoshi’s corpse and presses two fingers against his throat.~
Chizu: ~sighs~ He’s dead.
Kantii: What?!
Sword Master: God damnit!
~Sword Master kicks Lupus’s corpse down the ship’s ramp and kneels down next to Chizu over Yami Yoshi’s corpse.~
Sword Master: ~notices Yami Yoshi’s chest wound~ This wound looks fresh. Are you sure you don’t have any healing spells that will revive him?
Chizu: Uh…I-I might…
Sword Master: ~turns around and faces the other OGers~ You guys go find the others! I’ll stay behind with Chizu!
Aaron Guy: Okay!
~Aaron Guy, Legion, and Kantii race down the ship’s ramp and trample over Lupus’s corpse, not noticing the cheddarnite from Mystery’s surface flowing into his wounds…~
Author: Golem
~Inside Yami Yoshi... well, kind of...~
Hades: ~fading~ NOoOOooO... KRAD! I'VE DONE MY BEST FOR YOUUU...
Pharoah: ~fading~ Goodbye... existence... it won't be long now...
~Yami sits in a dark corner of hid mind, shivering, not knowing if he's dead or alive.
Outside of Yami's body, Lupus gets up slowly. SwordMaster notices.~
SwordMaster: You're dead! You're dead, man!
Lupus: You can't kill a GOD.
~Lupus turns his arms into blades and fights with SwordMaster. SwordMaster is doing well until he notices Lupus' arms growing larger, and then he notices that both Yami and Chizu are wearing away very very slowly...~
Recall, audience, from the end of MOG8:
Surgeon 1: I thought this woman was to be cleaned before operation began.
Surgeon 2: She was.
Surgeon 1: Then that yellow stuff coming from her wound isn't from that weapon?
Surgeon 2: No... it's coming from her body...
Author: Yami Yoshi
Sword Master: No!
~Sword Master swiftly swings his OG Blade several times and fires a series of sword beams at Lupus. However, a wall of cheddarnite shoots up from the ground in front of Lupus and dissipates them.~
Sword Master: What??
~Suddenly, a cheddarnite hand shoots up from behind Sword Master and grabs him by the waist.~
Lupus: Ciao.
~The hand drags Sword Master into Mystery’s surface with a “splat”.~
Chizu: Sword Master!!
Meanwhile a few miles away…
Aaron Guy: Fusion!!
Legion: What the bloody hell happened here?!
~Aaron Guy, Legion, and Kantii stare at Fusion’s hollowed-out corpse in a state of shock.~
Aaron Guy: It looks like the front half of his body was torn off and his bones and organs were completely removed.
Legion: And not a single drop of blood!
Kantii: ~squints~ Wait, what’s that?
Aaron Guy & Legion: What?
~Kantii points at a multicolored sword handle lying a few feet behind Fusion’s corpse.~
Aaron Guy: That’s the hilt of BSD’s Rainbow Sword!
Legion: Did that god-modding bastard kill…this god-modding bastard?
Velvet Monkey’s Voice: BSD is dead.
~Velvet Monkey materializes above Fusion’s corpse.~
Velvet Monkey: BSD…Fusion…Saru…Cerulea…all four are victims of the same enemy……Fate.
Author: Golem
Legion: Who are you?!
Kantii: That voice belongs to the Dark Cloak!!
~Culex returns to the group, slightly bigger than before.~
Velvet Monkey: Culex! Time to pay back your debt!
Culex: I can't do that! The world's not ending, and besides, Varunia got destroyed when Lupus acted out his megalomania back in MOG8, so I don't owe you anything!
AaronGuy: What?!
Culex: I made a shady deal with him for Varunia a while back, but now's not the time for backstory!
~Velvet Monkey dashes forward towards Culex. Culex aims his hands together and shoots fire from one and water from the other. This creates much steam, disguising the location of Culex, AaronGuy, Kantii, and Legion, and allowing for their getaway. They rush into a nearby cave and hide.~
AaronGuy: What was that?
Culex: I sensed Saru and Cerulea's souls, so I rushed to collect them.
Legion: Everyone choose a position so we can ambush Velvet Monkey as soon as he enters.
~An eye in the side of the cave opens up.~
AaronGuy: Wait, what, an eye?! Is that right?!
~A mouth opens up to talk.~
Mouth: Auuugh... Go away!
~The head is lifted up, and the cave stands up to reveal a huge Lupus.~
Lupus: Auugh...
~Lupus immediately falls to his knees, and those below dash away. Chizu becomes visible on the horizon, holding Yami.~
Chizu: Overstuffed on cheese, Lupus?
~Somehow, Chizu has gotten Yami Yoshi to start absorbing cheese. Yami Yoshi is currently draining Lupus' power slowly.~
Author: Fred
(As Lupus' form drained of the cheddernite, he unhappily turned to face the forms of Kantii, Legion, Culex, and AaronGuy all facing him in an uncomforting manner, one that implied that they were going to kill him with various forms of death until they were satisfied. The implication seemed to tell him that they would not be satisfied anytime soon, either.)
Lupus: You'd better stop Yami Yoshi here, or I am going to blow the lot of us into smithereens. Green smithereens.
Chizu: What are you babbling about?
Lupus: You see, if I remember anything of the two cheese stars, it was their highly unecessary and volitile explosive cores. And, if my childhood taught me anything, it was how to make origami explosives. Made of cheese. Get too close, and well, *SPOILERS* you die */SPOILERS*
SM: You're bluffing!
Lupus: Nuh uh.
Chizu: What? I don't know how to stop the process!
Lupus: Well, perhaps you should have thought very carefully before you acted, young lady!
(MOCHA-while... Eerie, in Introbulus's body, corners a bewildered and frightened Velvet Monkey)
Eerie: Well, well, well... how the mighty have fallen.
VM: You speak for yourself, as well, when you say that. Why squish me like a bug, when you have bigger things to attend to?
Eerie: I know the type of bug you are, Velvet. A fire ant. Or perhaps a termite. I had the worst time with termites when I was trying to create that wood planet, and- nevermind. It's best if you just die.
VM: That was a terrible analogy. I demand better!
Eerie: You're not in any position to make demands. Now, PERISH. (Eerie uses the stones to create an enormous metal buzzsaw in the air, and it looms over VM JUST LONG ENOUGH for someone to have an opening to save him honestly why do villains do that)
Eerie: uck- wha... what...
Vlad: That's my kill!
(Vlad's spear pierces Introbulus's backside, through the heart oh baby he broke it. Introbulus's head turns backwards, as does the majority of his bulk, and he grips Vlad by the head, holding him up)
Eerie: You want to kill him so badly? Why?
Vlad: He's got a bounty on his head, want to fight about it?
(Eerie tosses Vlad onto the ground)
Eerie: Vlad Notavampire, I am a God. If you retrieve a stone from Lupus the Turk and return it to me, not only will I not kill you, I will give you all the riches of the universe. NOW GO!
Vlad:... You don't have to say it twice.
(Vlad rushes off towards the cave, ignoring the Velvet Monkey, who has only partially dodged the falling buzzsaw)
Eerie: hmph. (pulls spear out of the chest, and realises there was no heart there in the first place) I'm not sure what this pain sensation people are always on about is. I do know, however, that you will experience quite a lot of it!
Author: GORE-ILLA
*GORE clutches his head in pain beneath a cliff.*
GORE: Urgh... I can't believe... this is actually happening... RAAAGH! (runs off, sensing nearby OG Souls)
*Elswhere, Yami Yoshi is starting to grow fatter, more obese and gassier with the cheese that is loaded into him. Finally its fully absorbed. Lupus collapses on the ground. *
Lupus: You idiot, how dare you actually kill me! Or did you? (grins as his body vanishes)
*Yami is now overloaded and seconds from explosion when GORE angrily streaks by. But as he approaches his anger slowly stops and is traded for eager stupidity. GORE stops and giggles.*
GORE: Heh heh... good old cheese. What were we talking about again?
AaronGuy: Yami-Yami-Yami.
*GORE looks up at the bulging Yami and licks his lips. He quickly hops on top of Yami, puts his mouth against his while Yami squirms, and GORE sucks the gallons of cheese until Yami is a much more manageble size. GORE licks the cheese from his lips happily while Chizu runs over to congratulate him.*
Chizu: Oh GORE, you're back to your old self again!
*But the second GORE has licked the last bit of cheese from his lips, his smile fades.*
Kantii: CHIZU GET OUT OF THERE!
*Too late. GORE bounds at Chizu and uppercuts her, knocking her a few feet away. GORE then makes another leap, the killing pounce, but is intercepted in midair as SwordMaster descends.*
GORE: Grrr...
SwordMaster: (holds the Vorpal Sword up angrily) This ends here, GORE! For I am... VORPAL THE 65TH, DEFENDER OF CHEESECAKE!
Author: Golem
~Back at the pile of metal Introbulus constructed earlier, a small bit of it shakes. That shaking bit removes itself, along with a large but not huge robot.~
Robot: Alright, spying was a bad idea. But I can still get in on this.
~Over with GORE and those guys...~
GORE: Kill me here, kill me now, SwordMaster. It's been pre-ordained that I--
~SwordMaster interrupts GORE-ILLA with a loud grunt as he thrusts his sword towards GORE-ILLA's head, aiming to stab it straight down from the top. His stab is interrupted when a laser knocks the sword out of his hand. Everyone looks to the source of the laser and finds a robot they haven't seen before--the robot that recently removed itself from the metal pile.~
Robot: You can't damage that, that's important to me.
SwordMaster: Who are you?!
~There are several brown spots on the robot. One brown spot has a robot brain inside...~
Brown spot (thinking): With the device Green equipped me with, I should be able to fall off of Silver and reconnect all of my parts, again forming the cowboy Brown member of the Robot Team...
Robot: I am Silver! I've absorbed countless robots, and I'm all the more powerful for it!
For example: I've absorbed all of MON-KILL's parts except his left and right hands: GORE-ILLA and Gamechamp. I will get those final parts, and unlike Lupus ~nods to the cheezy rubber band pen left behind by Lupus~, I'm not bluffing.
~A light quickly dashes across Silver's chest, but Silver is left unphazed as the light slows down and is revealed to be Introbulus holding his haliberd.~
Introbulus: Gah, these mortals have useless weapons... at any rate, the monkey is mine. Trust me, give up your conquests now, this dimension is over. It's mine.
Silver: No.
Introbulus: ~sigh~ Alright, this is getting old. I feel like I've been doing it for a page. Seriously, just give in.
~Velvet Monkey materializes between Introbulus and Silver.~
VM: I think we can all come to an agreement here...
~Over by the others...~
~SwordMaster picks up his sword and once again gets ready to kill GORE. Chizu stops him this time.~
Chizu: Sw--AGH! Oh, it hurts to talk... SwordMaster, please hold GORE still without stabbing him...
~SwordMaster's eyes are filled with rage, but he holds back. Chizu places her hands on GORE-ILLA's head, and a blue aura appears around him. It soon disappears.~
Chizu: That calming spell ought to make him think clearly...
GORE-ILLA: I must... destroy everything in sight...
Chizu: Maybe not...
Legion: Just what is going on, GORE?!
GORE-ILLA: The prophecy... The Monkey said I was the one to kill the OG Six, and I now have no other choice...
Legion: A prophecy?! You don't have to put ANY stock in a prophecy! Even for you, this is really dumb.
GORE-ILLA: It just... seemed like it would happen... I couldn't get it out of my brain... and now look...
Culex: Essentially every one of the OG Six but you IS dead. Black Skull Dragoshi and Fusion are literally dead, Introbulus has been possessed and impaled, SwordMaster is lost to the Vorpal sword but is now calm for some reason, and Yami Yoshi is probably dead but still good for a cheese vacuum.
Now you can help us save the universe or watch it crumble.
GORE: No... It's not worth it... destruction, please...
AaronGuy: More like an exposition spell...
Legion: Lupus used an infinity drive or something to create this weird universe, right? We can just use that to fix everything! As for where it may be, that pen he dropped looks suspicious...
~An explosion rocks the ground and knocks everyone to their feet.~
VM: Alright men! That felt productive!
~The three bad guys turn to the OGers.~
AaronGuy: Why do I get the feeling one of them will get Q-Space, one R-Space, and the other S-Space?
Culex: ~aside to the OGers~ I've got the soul of Mirawk (I collected it back in MOG7), Saru, and Cerulea, and Introbulus has his soul. Hopefully with Eerie in there we can pluck out Introbulus' soul and have an elemental mega-team to beat up these rascals.
Legion: Sounds good to me...
Author: Fred
(The groups are facing off in a reasonably tight by lit-up cave, near it's entrance. It was totally under the giant Lupus anyways I sware.)
Silver: huddle... over! Right, blue, fourty-two...
VM: (hands glow intensely) {That pen is mine!}
Introbulus: I'm sorry, your future lies in another universe!
AaronGuy: Do those sound like quotes you'd hear before fighting bosses in, say, Tales of Symphonia to anyone?
Culex: Stop making quirky, referencial, and probably not especially funny jokes! This is serious, or at least as serious as an OG is going to get!?234
Vorpal: This is it for you, vile ones!
Legion: If I die, here, I don't really know most of you.
Chizu: Awww.
(THE HIGH BUDGET FIGHT BEGINS but first... On Earth...)
Dark Ditto: You can't beat me! Eggplant Wizard transformation and attack in one sentance!
Lithium: ah... ahu... (cries)
Fred: There, there, it's only that you can't jump or digest children for a little while-
(Fred and Lithium are bowled over by a lightning-fast Black cat with spiked hair and funny-looking shoes)
Fred: Why I noughtta...
(Fred swings his hammer in a circle, smashing the WAY PAST COOL Black Cat into a wall)
Black Cat: Urg...
(Dark ditto transforms into Mr. Game and watch and flicks scalding hot bacon and eggs)
Lithium: I'm on the case!
(Lithium tears the sole of a clown shoe off with his teeth and tosses it into the air, where it spreads fannypacks in a blast that neutralize all of the bacon except-)
OBJECTION!
(Dark Ditto has become Pheonix Wright, and Lithium is taken to jail for three turns or at least until he rolls doubles)
Fred: That's it, CURA!
(Fred pulls out a get out of jail free card, and Lithium returns... toting a large calibur weapon only known as the Imax Experience)
Black Cat: Make a break for it!
(Fred leaps atop the barrel of the enormous, engine moved gun, and the two follow BC and DD into THE CHEMICAL room)
Fred: Wazzah madda f' gobstoppers, eh?
Lithium: captain, I'm picking up murderous intent on the Bakufu frequencies.
Fred: Allah Ackbar!
(Ditto jumps down upon Lithium with the scythe, and slices off the bottom half of his body, at the torso)
Lithium: I must say I do not appreciate such taxidermy en flambe!
(Fred is cornered by the gun, and the two villains. The gun begins to heat up to fire at fred, who looms over some generic goo vat and is at the end of the barrel, with Black Cat barring the rest of the exit.)
Fred:I regret Shirly Temple!
( Fred picks the gun up in one hand, plugs the hammer into it, grabs the top half of Lithium, and jumps into the generic goo. Everyone gets a full serving of the Imax experience up the back end.)
Evil Scientist dude: Hey, I was taking a shower and has anyone seen my rubber ducki-
(ESD is vaporized along with them)
(okay, back to the real scenario and the REAL COOL PLACE TO BE A KID)
Legion: For the motherland!
(Legion pulls out a rip-enhanced classic sten submachine-gun and absoloutely unloads for about one second and it overheats. The bullets all miss horribly and Introbulus crushes the weapon as it is. However, this leaves him open to attack by both Culex and Aaronguy, who serve him quite the double punch. VorpalMaster runs into the fray, only to be pounded in the face by Silver's hammer-arm, which quickly reshapes to become a blade, headed straight for VorpalMaster's neck until he is knocked away by Legion's antique panzerfaust)
Chizu:...now's my chance to grab that pen...
VM: Oh, I don't think you'll be going anywhere.
Chizu: Think you can stop me?
VM: Are you kidding? I KNOW I can stop you. You're the token female.
Chizu: Well token female THIS... er, did that line make any sens-
(Chizu rushes towards VM, who simply picks her up WITH HIS MIND, and fires her out of the roof of the cave (presumably painful). Little did he know, but she had caught his fur with her hand and took him along for the ride, giving him quite the suplex on the way down. VM lept to his feet, and motioned for her to come as all fight scenes happen it's the most overdone thing ever I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HAT IT)
(Alright I have taken my ritalin now and Chizu rushes towards VM. VM puts her into a spin as she moves towards him, and launches her into the air, grabbing her by the foot. VM swings her in the air and smashes her into the hard ground of Mystery. Chizu pulls his arm until he rests face to her, and punches him in the face, into the sky, where she jumps after him.)
VM: Getting a little cocky, are we?
(VM flies upwards, above Chizu, and comes down on her back hard with both feet. Chizu writhes in pain)
VM: You probably have a terrible background story, too.
Chizu: (In a harsher tone, one that resembles Qwirtzok) Terrifying, more like. Prepare to face the wrath of Ancient Egypt, that which was constructively channeled into creating the Pyramids at Giza!
VM: Egypt? Don't make me laugh. Huahahahaha!
Chizu: I am trying, it's... it's just not working.
(Back in the cave, the tussle continues)
Silver: I've had quite about enough of your live rounds, you sixth sense reject! Once I am with GORE, I will be complete, and nothing can stop me from reaching those ends! Let's see if you can deal with a little arsenal of my own!
(Silver reveals four more arms stored in his back, all carrying beam sabers like Mon-kill. His shoulders open up to reveal menacing looking hydrogen rockets with decals, more machine gun barrels than you can count that were tricked out with hydraulics, and one especially imposing rip 3.0 tech post-TWIF age tech death beam with a spoiler and hood ornament)
Aaron: (as he is punched by in the background) what is this, pimp my doomsday robot?
Silver: No ancient sword, no infinite courage, nothing can stop the ultimate power of technology and progress! I represent efficiency AND capitalism! Also of course Gunstar heroes.
(Silver slashes downwards at VorpalMaster while jumping into the air and firing a huge beam out of his mouth at Legion, who rolls behind a rock, and returns fire with a fusion-powered lee-enfield rifle, hitting silver square in the chest and embedding a bullet)
Silver: Is that the best you have?
Legion: (as he ducks to avoid hundreds of metal pins, and then rolls to avoid Silver's flamethrower ears) No, but I assure you you're not going to like it when you see it! Vorpal or DirkMaster or whoever, clear! (Legion presses a remote, and the bullet in Silver's chest explodes. The towering figure is smoking, but basically unharmed, and transforms into a car, driving straight for Legion)
VorpalMaster: Oh yeah? Tak- (his sword is pulled upwards, and then downwards, slamming him to the ground)
Aaron: He's too powerful!
Culex: Ugh... I hate fighting the past, present, and future all at once.
(Culex picks up Aaron, sets him ablaze, and tosses him while holding on. Introbulus turns around and hits them with the pole end of the haliberd while parrying VorpalMaster's blow. Aaron and Culex fly backwards in the air, but Aaron tosses them again and they pick up so much rotational speed that they come at Introbulus like a wheel, crashing him into the side of the cave, and into a lower mineshaft into the bowels of ancient Mystery. They crash land in a room made entirely out of gold and cheesecake, somewhat of a shrine. A purple, lava-like substance moves through glass pipes to the important devices in the room, and completes a moat that runs under a bridge in the centre of the chamber. The room feels very radial. With the three lie the remains of both Yami and Lupus, minus the TASTS)
Introbulus: Mystery was the first planet we ever created, this time around. We always start with a different planet.
Aaron: Why don't we keep it? Seems alright to me...
Introbulus: Look at the splendour around you. This was for the emerging aristocrats only. Who do you think toiled for this? The slaves, that's who! That's why Mystery was all but wiped out, and was not inhabited until recently! Now, out of my way! That stone... IS MINE!
Author: Golem
~Introbulus, AaronGuy, and Culex dash for the gem in Lupus' hands. Aaron sends some dark stars at Introbulus, who merely jumps over them. In the meantime, Culex grabs the gem. Introbulus lands, slashing at Culex's hands. Culex holds up the stone to block the sword, and the sword knocks the stone out of his grip. Introbulus immediately picks it up forcefully, swinging it into Culex's chin and knocking him back.~
Introbulus: ~as the four stones spin around him~ Yes! I can get it right this tiiiime, I knnnooAAOOOOAA--
~Introbulus grows wider and wider. Culex tries to steal a stone or two, but his hand passes through them. Finally, Introbulus splits in two--one looks like the normal Introbulus we all know and love, minus his cape, and the other is his cape turned into a robe with no person visible inside. The stones fall to the ground, and so do Introbulus and the robe.
Culex immediately swipes at Introbulus, who is batted back by the strike. AaronGuy's dark stars merely go into the headless hood of the robe while Culex grabs the stones.~
Introbulus: Lay off, Culex! It's happened again... with the regression stone, you restored me by syphoning out my extra power into an extra being.
Culex: And Eerie?!
~Culex gets slapped across the face with a rainbow beam.~
Robe: JAMES BEAM! Give me those stones!
~Back at the pile of metal Introbulus constructed earlier, a small bit of it shakes. That shaking bit removes itself, along with Green (who has MON-KILL's hand AKA Gamechamp in his hands), Yellow, Black, and Blue.~
Green: I'm picking up signs of Dr. Nyteen! Follow me!
~Back with the battle with Silver...
The Robot Team leaps on Silver from behind, ambushing him.~
Green: Let go of Dr. Nyteen!
Silver: I AM Dr. Nyteen, fool!
~Silver throws his back onto the ground, hurting the Robot Team under his weight. Green drops the hand, which Silver picks up and immediately transforms into Gamechamp so that he can absorb Gamechamp. Brown pieces of robotics crumble off of Silver and collect into something that one could call a brother of the Robot Team...~
Brown Robot: I am Brown! I know how to lasso a thing or two, and I've got a dead-on aim with my gun! ~motions his hand around his head as if he were tipping a cowboy hat~
~Silver attempts to absorb Gamechamp, but Brown lassos Gamechamp and rips him from Silver's clutches.~
Author: Golem
OOC: not the last post, still working on it foo's
Silver: What are you all doing?! Aren't you glad to see me?!
Green: Er, sorry about that rude introduction... but we really thought you were a robot who possessed Dr. Nyteen.
~Brown prepares to attack, but Gamechamp holds him back.~
Gamechamp: What happened, Dad? Why are you a robot now?
Silver: After Fusion, Team Rocket dubbed my fusion technology too dangerous, and tried to destroy my lab with me in it. I was fatally injured, but managed to fuse with your brethren before the fatality was fulfilled.
Yellow: Wow... you mean...
Blue: We've finally found Dad and all our brothers and sisters!
Silver: Come join us.
Robot Team (collectively): Er, um...
Gamechamp: You mean fuse with you?
Silver: Yes, we can rule this universe together!
Yellow: I dunno...
Blue: It's kinda nice having our own bodies, you know?
Brown: Alright, I knew you kids would pull through!
Silver: Then I'll just steal your bodies!!
~Silver fires beams every which way, which the Robot Team scatter to avoid. Blue tries firing rockets at Silver, but his aim is off from the fierce dodging. Even Black can't sneak up on Silver, who shakes him off and almost stomps him, but Black rolls away.~
Gamechamp: ~while dodging~ Wait... Brown? Good ol' Brown?!
Brown: I can see that my appearance is unlocking the rest of your memory!
Gamechamp: Got that right! How's about we wipe the floor with Silver together, guys?
Brown: It's been a while since we've gone Gold, hasn't it?
Yellow: I'm up for it!
Green: We'll be a marvel of technology!
Blue: Not to mention really cool!
Black: Let's take this guy out.
Gamechamp: Alright, it's fusion time!
~They do the same fusion bit, except this time the fused robot is a little bigger, with Brown's eyes.
Elsewhere...
The souls of Yami Yoshi, Fusion, and Black Skull Dragoshi rush into the cave where Culex and the others are.~
Culex: Just what I needed...!
Yami Yoshi: Punch him with us!
Culex: Wha--
Black Skull Dragoshi: While with The Holy Plot Device ~Reverb~, it suggested that there's an alternate universe other than that S-Space junk--probably one that Eerie wants to fully construct to replace this one!
~James holds off Introbulus and AaronGuy while Culex lunges at him, the souls of three of the OGers giving power to Culex's hand.~
Culex: Just punch through the imperfection of this metaphor...
~James turns to Culex too late, and Culex lands a solid punch on James. A white light accompanies a bang as Culex is knocked back, who crashes into AaronGuy. When the light dies down, the three souls, Introbulus, and James are gone.~
AaronGuy: Punch through the imperfection of what?
Culex: Eerie is just a metaphor for the unmoved mover. Being a metaphor means that he is bound to the laws of this universe, but it also means that he has a connection to that unmoved mover--a glitch in the system providing a way to access that great being from our universe. With any luck, I punched the others into that other universe Black Skull Dragoshi was talking about--using Eerie a pipeline from our metaphor to the great being and to the other universe. They'd have to go to the other universe, since they can't exist on the same plane as the great being.
Eerie: They're probably dead! Now, to take care of you!!
Culex: How did you--?!
Author: Golem
~Elsewhere, in an indescribable, incomprehensible place you'd have to see to believe, Yami Yoshi, Fusion, BSD--all corporeal--Introbulus, and James appear.~
James: ~holding the four stones~ NOOOO!!! This universe isn't meant to hold us! It's... you stretched and broke its bounds! All my work tainted by you!!
~James starts to glow. Yami Yoshi throws a Dark Egg, Fusion releases a Fusion Beam, and Black Skull Dragoshi lobs a Molten Egg at James--all of which do nothing as the stones and James glow. While they do that, Introbulus dashes into James, putting the cape back on and nabbing one of the stones.~
Introbulus: Too bad for you this thing still fits like a glove! Now, if there's a regression stone, then this is the progression stone!
~The stone in Introbulus' grasp glows more and more, and Eerie is ejected from James, and as he does so, he grabs the stones.~
Eerie: No matter! I still make the rules in this universe!
Introbulus: ~glowing~ You're forgetting one of the rules you made, Eerie! I always thought that the potential that I had to destroy the universe was a curse, and I was right. But now... it's time to teach you a lesson to watch what you create!
~And, as quick as that, it's over. That universe is no more.
Back in our universe, on Mystery, Eerie dissolves before Culex's and AaronGuy's eyes.~
Culex: Wha...
AaronGuy: They did it. They did it!
~Chizu yells down into the room that Culex and AaronGuy are in.~
Chizu: Guys! Are you down there?!
AaronGuy: It's just me and Culex down here!
Chizu: Need any help?
~Culex floats out, carrying AaronGuy with him.~
AaronGuy: Nope!
Chizu: Weren't Introbulus and Eerie down there?
Culex: They're gone now. Supposedly destroyed, and Yami Yoshi, BSD, Fusion, and Introbulus are gone.
Chizu: ...Oh...
Culex: We think they're in another universe, but there's no way to chase them down.
Chizu: Could they be in the afterlife? Or would that just mean oblivion...?
Culex: There's no way of knowing.
Chizu: Well, regardless, I found a way to prevent and fix everything, even before this mess, even preventing Lupus' reign and half of the world missing: ~holds up the cheese TASTS~ a time machine.
AaronGuy: Don't.
Chizu: Wha?
AaronGuy: We're safe. Earth is fine, relatively speaking. Everything is perfect as it is.
Chizu: But...
Culex: He's right. Our confusion is over for now, don't concern yourself with any more of it. You never know what messing with time does.
AaronGuy: Where'd you get that, anyway?
Chizu: Lupus dropped it. I think time travel was what that Rhyk kid had in mind.
AaronGuy: Rhyk...? Oh, him.
~They hear an explosion in the distance, turn their heads, and see two smoking piles of machinery. They run towards it.~
Culex: What's going on?!
Gamechamp: Dad... did we just...?!
Silver: Yes. Now gooo toooo yyyyoooouuurrrr rrrrroooooooooommmmmsssss... ~completely shuts down~
Brown: That was rough...
Green: These injuries will probably only take a few months to repair, we're lucky.
Gamechamp: Months?! But think of all the evilry we'll be missing out on! ~sees all the remaining good guys surrounding him~ Er, I mean, think of all the people we could help that we won't be able to help!
Legion: Where's GORE-ILLA, SwordMaster, Lupus, Vlad, and Velvet Monkey?!
Culex: Velvet Monkey is a metaphor, so since Eerie's destroyed, he's destroyed too.
Legion: Wait--destroyed?! Metaphor?!
Culex: Introbulus and the others' souls put an end to Eerie, who was a metaphor for the great oversoul or whatever you want to call it. Velvet Monkey was also a metaphor, just a metaphor for how the oversoul acts in this space. Akujin was the same for S-Space. Get it?
Legion: They're destroyed, that's all I need to know.
Kantii: Not being remembered in an OG is tough!
Chizu: That still leaves four people unaccounted for...
Legion: Well, Vlad's a bounty hunter, it's not surprising that he's gone as soon as his prey was gone.
Kantii: I saw SwordMaster running off to Lupus' space ship, and I'm certain Lupus is destroyed, kraw!
~Lupus' space ship flies away overhead.~
Chizu: That leaves GORE...
Legion: We came here through a warp, we can leave that way. Maybe GORE-ILLA is there.
~They arrive at the ruins of Mystery Palace and find the warp, but not GORE...~
Chizu: Let's search for GORE.
Legion: We have no way of knowing if he's even on this planet or back home.
Chizu: He wouldn't abandon us... and maybe he's in trouble.
~They mount a search for GORE-ILLA, not realizing he had indeed gone back home. They search for days, the Robot Team leaves, and all the OGers can find are rubble and signs of a destroyed civilization. They give up and leave Chizu on Mystery. She returns to Earth a few days later.
So there you have it. MOG is all done. Sure there are more conflicts ahead for our remaining heroes, but it's mostly housekeeping in comparison to preserving the entire universe. None of that matters now, just sleep tight knowing that the OGers have kept the universe safe.~
THE END
Author: Fred
MOG - Epilogue for those with unrestful minds after the end...
And so, the world turned on, peacefully, or so it was thought. However, many ends stayed loose to be written about, namely the past of GORE-illa, the fate of Saru and Cerulea, S-Space, The Kradians, Mon-Kill's pieces, the Vorpal sword, Murasame, and the like.
Yet, even though the tattered still in the deepest darknesses of the planet, terrifying events unfolded. In certain sectors of Russia, Mail-delivery was practiced. Team Rocket would always be itself and construct secretive plots to unleash upon the planet. Nijuka's army had remnants, some of which escaped through the temple portal into Earth, joining the first Iris Expidentionary force who were stationed and building on Austrailia already.
Spaze and Kaze, two of Nijuka's Generals, battled the OGers, though their fates were never revealed. One survives by a thread, and vows vengance for the other's death, intent on traveling to the ends of the universe to see it's happening. Dredges of human-loathing robots remain in Europe. The already-breaking structures of TWIFATIT, as well as the UN and Toe Clan, collapse for the most part without their respective leaders, and crumble into obscurity.
In order to deal with these threats, a coalition of the world's current strongest Governments of Japan, Canada, Italy, Portugal, Venezuala, And the New Oceanic Republic form the USSR, or the United Super State Region, which controls inconsistent power throughout the world. They call upon the Kradians to aid them in their work of protecting the world, making a Kradian-Human peace-keeping force and building a shaky sense of security that comes to a limited part of the remaining globe (which is, by the way, no longer flat)
What became of the authors, is still unknown. It is said that they fumbled off into obscurity because that was a bad sideplot wait I guess they dissapeared too when the OG ended last post by the way WHO THE HELL WAS JAMES
Another issue, was S-Space. S-Space went back to being S-Space, with one real restriction - the dreams were dreams first, and reality second. With no metaphors to substantiate them into a form R-space could feel, as soon as someone finished thinking their thoughts, they dissapeared from S-Space. Irregardless of what someone dreamed up something of doing, it stayed in it's universal and real cage, being a true dreamscape and no longer truly connected to the other. The Velvet Monkey's dissapearance signified this.
Although things of wonder remained in R-Space, none of the 10 reality-changing devices could reach the Upper-Verse.
There was only one thing to truly fear left within the universe, the second coming of the Cheese God, Lupus. Team Monkey had not entirely faded off into obscurity, as below the surface of Earth, far, far beneath the secrets of any shadow government lay one large complex. Within that complex lived one creature, or perhaps two.
One figure moved about the place with astonishing speed, lifting obnoxiously large objects as if they were nothing and building marvels of technology not dreamed of by any race, human, Kradian, Mysterian, or otherwise. Within one of the minds of this creature lay embedded the exact DNA makeup and general composition of the lifeform Lupus the Turk. Besides his plan to rebuild his Master, the figure had many terrifying side-projects on which he worked inexhaustably, and with unending fervour. Some horrifying things were brewing in such a place, and the second most fearsome was a small table, holding a unliving GORE-illa upon it's germless stainless-steel top.
In an uneededly villanous manner, the figure turns towards the camera although there is none and reveals two bodies and two heads. One body is full, but very short. Another sprouts from the first's back, and has nothing below the torso. The First's face is crude and blank of rational thought, while the second's is scholarly and covered by a thick pair of glasses.
The figure's name is FrESd