Gamehiker Member OG Sidequest: FRANCE???
Start: October 15, 2007
End: January 15, 2009
Timeline: Good Timeline
Writers: GORE-ILLA, Masamune, Director, Fred, Mariorocks, Luigi of the Pipes, TheKirbyofDeath, Golem.
Main Cast: Masamune, Luiigii of the Pipes, GORE-ILLA, Sapphire, Vorpal, Fred, Le Diable, Golem, The Kirby of Death, Director, Nintendofreak.
Archive: Read it here
Overview
An attempted sequel to Gamehiker Member OG Sidequest: ENGLAND???. Like the previous, the OG originated from some real-life situation involving the Gamehiker website, particularly the theories involving France having rare Nintendo official artwork, particularly for Fire Emblem, and it also often referenced Golem's absence from the Gamehiker community while at college. Naturally it became a Fire Emblem parody.
Plot Summary
References/Homages to other OGs
- Luiigii's evil streak is mentioned, as it is said to take place between Gamehiker Member OG 8 and 9.
- A Wariofan from GMOGIX makes a cameo appearance.
- The first post alludes to Oregon Goers.
- The crew travels to France on a themed airline in reference to the Kwest series, resulting in an upcharge on their flight.
- Masamune recognizes KoD from Oregon Goers 48.
- Old Golem, originally from Party Goers 8: Parting is Such Surprising Sorrow, makes a spontaneous appearance in College Golem form.
- Two Frenchmen have a brief "What do you wanna do?" conversation.
- A Sleeptime Bomb, from the first Party Goers, is used.
- The Gamehike Fist scene is a parody of the OG Fist (originally VGF Fist I think) from the original Member OG.
Quotes
Masamune: No one pronounces my name right, either.
Fred:Nice. Like niece. Your niece. Who's address I have.
-Fred
Golem Plushie: Sonic '06 has wonderful load times.
Vorpal: Lies! LIES! I'll destroy it!
-Masamune
French Commander: Sirs. *falls on knees* WE SURRENDER! DON'T KILL US! TAKE OUR LAND! OUR WOMEN! OUR ART AND CULTURE! JUST SPARE US!!!!
Vorpal: According to my Japanese-to-English dictionary... I have no idea what he just said.
GORE: I think they're surrendering.
Vorpal: Samurai never surrender. Because Japan is awesome.
-Masamune again
Vorp: HEAR THAT GOLEM THAT MAKES YOU EVIL
Golem: YEAH SCREW YOURSELF ~Golem doll explodes a little more~
-Golem