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Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

Black Skull Shadow Dragoshi (BSSD) was walking through Japan as if he fought Lupus.

BSSD:I don't what the letters PVPM mean about my past. I've checked everywhere except dimension PVPM,but it's dangerous because it's filled with nasty beasts,demons,terrifying monsters,and villains,but the only way to get there is through the main computer system of MPVP HQ,but I need my friends help. So,i'll E-mail them!

BSSD gets out his laptop and sends an E-mail to his friends and that says they have to meet him at a factory northwest of the Starving Sumo,but little does he know Neuclear Fred is spying on.

NF:Dimension PVPM? I have to tell master MON-KILL about this.

NF dissapears.

BSSD:Might as well explore Japan while i'm waiting.

Sonic The Hedgehog:What is BSSD going to do while exploring Japan? Has Fred's intelligence increased after becoming neuclear? Why is there a Chain Chomp behind me? Will the scarcity of Fred posting in this OG add more seriousness? And why do I see four Arwings about to crash into an area northwest of Japan? Find out all of this and more on VGF Members OG 5:BSSD's dark past revealed!

TO BE CONTINUED........................

Author: Fred

(in the uber evil base of uber evil-ness) Mon-Kill: Nuclear Fred!

Fred: No, they fixed that. I'm Fred again. Just... sterile.

Mon-Kill: Tell me about BSD's stereotype mysterious past.

Fred: All he knows is PVPM, which is just MPVP baackwards.

Mon-Kill: Shutup, you're spoiling it.

Fred: What about that sea-faring monkey from the last OG?

Mon-Kill: Forget him. Now, assemble the UN for a massive strike.

Fred: But I want my fruity pebbles first...

Mon-Kill: Stop affiliating with the enemy, Hana Barbara. You may have a coke if you get the UN.

Fred: Fine, it's a monday anyways, and myhouse just burned down, so why not?

Mon-Kill: Shutup.

(And so...)

Lupus: So, we were defeated by those OGers once again.

Fred: Yeah.

Lupus: So, we were defeated by those OGers once again.

Fred: Are you all using cardboard cutouts to replace yourself in this meeting?

Black Mage: That is all.(TM)

Fred: Grr.

Real Lupus: It doesn't matter. We shall attempt to block BSD from finding his past.

(Meanwhile, at MPVP HQ)

Lord Chaos: So, master, will you show us your true form?

???: Yes. It's me! Caillou!

King Bob: Um, no it isn't.

???: Righty-o. Go away.

(main screen turn off)

Quirztok: Man, I thought it'd be someone more oriented to this story,like that Dragyoshi guy.

Lord Chaos: You're going to the looney bin. Nothing like that could EVER happen. (Wink, wink)

Author: Greatluigi

Meanwhile, in a decreipt old house...

GL: Ugh...Fred? You there? ..Woah! Be and Fred must have had a wild party last night! We burned his house down! Fred?

Voice: Report to place.

GL: K.

(Second later)

GL: Hey, my cliche friend.

Fred: Hey, my cliche buddy.

GL: 'Sup?

Fred: Just chillin'.

GL: Chillin' with the trillin?

Fred: Word.

GL: THE BIG BIRD!!!!

Hunchbacked Scientist: Fred, here is a cheapanium metal helmet.

Fred: Okay.

Hunchback Of Notre Dame: AHAHAHHAHAHAH RING THE BELLLL

GL: What are we doing?

Fred: dunno.

GL: WE WERE CHILLIN'

FRED: WITH THE TRILLIN'

GL: WORD

FRED & GL: THE BIG BIRD!!!

GL: This time, lets actually kill an OG'er.

Episode 3: "It's Pizza Time! ...Not Really." by Golem

Sonic: Something rises, using jets in its feet, out of the waters of the western hemisphere, which has long been cooled...

???: I'm not "Something"! At least use my name!

Sonic: Ah-herm, "Rhyk."

Rhyk: Get it right next time.
~looks around~
Hey...
Where is everything?

Sonic: The western hemisphere has been destroyed for about 15 years.

Rhyk: ~blink~
...Who did it?

Sonic: The OGers.
Rhyk then rockets over to and sits down on a nearby island. There his eyes go blank for a few seconds, then comes out of it.

Rhyk: ~thinking~ The OGers... Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Black Skull Dragoshi, Introbulus, Jim, Fred, and their leader, Lupus.
Copyright 2003 http://www.lupus0wnz.com/
~speaking~ Hey, I thought you said it's been 15 years!

Sonic: And...?

Rhyk: Lupus' servers tell me otherwise...

Sonic: Uh...

Rhyk: Whatever. Since you are the narrator, I must trust you were right about the whole OGers-ending-half-o'-the-world thing and exact my own justice because no one else would ever have thought to before...!

Sonic: Eh?

Rhyk: I was pointing out the plot flaws in a sardonic fashion.

Sonic: ...Wazzup...?

Rhyk: This is a horrible excuse for humor.
Anyhow,... ~downloads karate, boxing, etc. a la Matrix~ ...I'm off to Black Skull Dragoshi's location! ~uses jets in feet to fly off~

Soon, at the factory...

BSSD: Oh, look, ...wait, who's that?!

Rhyk: ~lands before BSSD~ Have you seen Black Skull Dragoshi?! He was right here last I...

BSSD: He perished in the last OG. You see, I--

Rhyk: Ah! I've got to see about fixing that energy signature locator... Now... Erm... Could you tell me where Lupus' gang is?

BSSD: That dork?! I hate him! But, you see--

Rhyk: ~spots Pharoah off in the distance~ Yami Yoshi!

BSSD: Actually, no, that's--

Rhyk: He will be the first to fall! ~races off towards Pharoah~

Sonic: Meanwhile, in a place unknown to our freaky felines... I mean, characters...

Writer #3: Ah! Great post, I think.

Writer #2: I guess.

Writer #1: I love this... I get to master this one!

Writer #2, 3: ~sigh~

Writer: #2: It's all the same, just so long as they're our puppets...

Writer #1: Look! Here's the next post!:

Author: Yoshiyami

On the planet Krad at the MPVP HQ...

*The MPVP leaders: Pharaoh Qwirtzok, Lord Chaos, and King Bob are seen sitting in a dark room at a long black table. A shadowy figure walks into the room, his face shrouded by darkness*

Shadowy Figure: So...Tell me. Did the Anti-OGers fail to destroy the VGF Six?

Chaos: Y-y-yes Master.

*The Shadowy Figure angrily bangs his fist on the table*

Shadowy Figure: I am becoming quite impatient with you three!

Qwirtzok: The OGers are no ordinary Earthlings! They have unimaginable strength!

Chaos: Don't you know that they defeated Evil and Dark Jim, our two most powerful creations?

Shadowy Figure: You three are apparently blinded by the fact that we are one of the most powerful villain councils in the universe. We have terrorized several galaxies with our awesome power. Remember...they may be strong but we are stronger still!

Bob:

Shadowy Figure: Hmph...Anyways, I have an idea. We're going to fly to Earth and I'm going to observe these OGers for myself. Dr. Beelzebub!

*A devil wearing a white lab-coat appears*

Shadowy Figure: Deploy the Apocalypse! We're going to have a little space voyage...

Dr. Beelzebub: Yes Master!

Shadowy Figure: Excellent...It's time to end this war between the MPVP and the OGers!

Meanwhile on Earth...

*Yami Yoshi and Pharaoh are dueling each other on the beach of Yoshi's Island*

Yami Yoshi: I summon Red Eyes Black Dragon!

Pharaoh: Ha! I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!

*Suddenly, something speeds past the two Yoshi's at an amazing speed blowing the cards into the air*

Yami Yoshi: The hell?

Pharaoh: Who are you?

*The figure stops and a human wearing a white scarf with an apparent bump on his nose appears*

Rhyk: I am Rhyk the Cyborg! I am here to destroy Yami Yoshi and...wha?

*Rhyk stares at Yami Yoshi and then the Pharaoh*

Rhyk: I'm seeing double...FOUR Yami Yoshis! Oh well, I'll just kill you both!

Yami Yoshi: What do you want?

Rhyk: I want you to pay for destroying the Western Hemisphere!

*Rhyk lunges at Yami Yoshi with his arms out stretched. Yami Yoshi jumps into the air and throws a barrage of Dark Eggs at Rhyk. Rhyk dodges each egg*

Yami Yoshi: What the hell? How can he do that!?

*Rhyk jumps into the air, grabs the surprised Yami Yoshi by the tail and slams him head-first into the sand*

Pharaoh: Pharaoh Punch!

*The Pharaoh throws a punch at Rhyk. Rhyk grabs the Pharaoh's fist and throws him on top of Yami Yoshi*

Rhyk: Take that!

*Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh stand up*

Yami Yoshi: C'mon Pharaoh! We can take this guy!

Pharaoh: Right!

*Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh stand side by side and charge at Rhyk*

Rhyk: Ha!

*Rhyk performs a backflip and kicks both of the Yoshis back*

Yami Yoshi: No way...he can he move so damn fast?

Pharaoh: Let's see him dodge this! Mummification Egg!

*A bunch of bandages appear and fly toward Rhyk. Rhyk dodges each bandage strand Agent-style*

Pharaoh: Dammit!

*Rhyk walks over to a palm tree and pulls it out of the sand. He points it at the Yoshis*

Rhyk: It's time to end this Yami Yoshis!