The Dramatis personae of the MMEDDP series.

Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party

Note: Despite being members of Vorpal's cabinet, not all of the following are members of the MMEDDP Party. These are listed in the order of succession.

President

Vorpal
Debut: MMEDDP
Party: MMEDDP

Founder of the Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party and the 43rd President of the United States, having won out against both Democratic candidate Algore and Republican candidate Dubya back in the 2000 election. Despite numerous blunders in office, Vorpal was re-elected in 2004 and promptly went insane(er?).

Vice President

Ditto McCloaker

President Pro Tempore

Murasame
Debut: MMEDDP
Party: Reptilican

Former adversary of the party and self-declared Reptilican. Somehow he became the highest ranking member of the Senate and thus is third in line for the succession to presidency. Despite his position, he's more interested in overthrowing the establishment.

Speaker of the House

Masamune
Debut: MMEDDP
Party: Birdocrats

Masamune ran in the 2000 election on the Birdocrat platform, largely using bullying and his trust fund to implant bombs inside of every American. A golden DK tie secured himself as the Speaker of the House, though like Murasame he spends more time trying to take control of the country.

Secretary of State

Tom Bodett
Debut: MMEDDP
Party: ???

Tom Bodett doesn't do a whole lot except act as the official MMEDDP narrator. For that reason, most people tend to forget he's around.

Secretary of Agriculture

Former: DVGBC
Current: Slort Goomboy

Secretary of Commerce

Former: Kirbyboy

Secretary of Labor

Former: Nazz

Secretary of Health and Human Services

Fuzzball

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Wrange Tirk

Secretary of Transportation

Former: Linkman
Current: James A. Trafican't

Secretary of Energy

Parasol Waddle "PW" Deeson

Secretary of Education

Dodo
Debut: MMEDDP
Party: Birdocrats

Formerly ran as Masamune's running mate in the 2000 election. Despite belonging to a rival party and supporting them in previous elections, Dodo is one of the few cabinet members to really take his position seriously and has made great efforts to increase education. Whether or not they have succeeded is a matter of debate. His "No Child Left Behind" bill was struck down in Congress when he inadvertently left an entire Kindergarten class alone on a White House tour in order to try out some new bird seed he found.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs

Former: Mr. Fred Rogers

Secretary of Homeland Security

Former: Luiigii of the Pipes
Debut: MMEDDP3
Party: Bull Goomba

Was temporary vice president before being appointed as Secretary of Homeland Security. After nearly dying on 9/11, he was rebuilt with Inspector Gadget abilities. No doubt to being the last in succession, he tried to run against Vorpal in 2004 and was fired.

Former: SteveT
Debut: MMEDDP3
Party: ??

The Former High Grande General that worked under Luiigii. After he was fired, SteveT took over as Secretary of Homeland Security. After being sent to Indonesia to deal with the hungry children and forgotten about, he was replaced.

Former: Kester
Debut: MMEDDP6
Party: ??

Despite being a conspiracy theorist that was paranoid about everything, he was made the new Secretary of Homeland Security, largely to keep everyone else busy. After helping to find Elvis, he disappeared with a pair of Groucho Glasses.

Current: SteveT
Debut: MMEDDP3
Party: ??

After being called back from Indonesia to beat Thrakun in a log-throwing contest, he resumed his old post.

Agency Directors/Members

CIA

Head: Director
Members:

FBI

Head:kester
Members:

KGB

Head:
Members: Komrade Eggloden

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