Backhand
There's no page for this yet? What the hell.
SHUT UP LUIIGII! *backhands Golem* See what you made me do?
The First Backhand[edit]
CHUMP: I hath an idea...
Scene-Setting Guy: And the chimp didst think hard upon this task. In battle he knew only how to shake his tail or to throw poo, but neither was a fate that befitted the one who had fooled him. With the palm of his hand, he didst swing it away from him whereupon it did most poerfully strike the cheek of Elemental.
CHUMP: I hath done it!
Albert the Large: What hast thou done?
CHUMP: I hath handed the back of my hand to our leader. 'tis punching with style in!
Scene-Setting Guy: And Elemental, though a full grown man of thirty summers, didst sulk like a little child as he found a seat upon the flying death trap.
-The Festivity Attenders: Revenge of the T