Apocalypse

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The Apocalypse is the "MPVP" flagship.


Sales Pitch

Once destroyed but now rebuilt from the universally scattered pieces, it still features good transmission, skull fighter launchpads, built in swimming pool, cushy kitten-skin interior, twelve fully automated planet destroying trillion kilogram anitmatter cannons, spoiler, hydraulics, scientist's lab complete with horrible atrocities against all living things, hood ornament, "I brake for infinite power and the destruction of the universe" bumper sticker, university, circus, threatening throne room, hanger, clothes' hanger, hangman, all covered in a delicious five-foot thick coating of butter and cheapanium byzanite. Mmmmm mmmm. This could be yours... If the price... IS LICE.