Excalibur

Full Name: Sir 'Bob'
Birthdate: Unknown
Species: Human
Nationality: British
Creator: SteveT
First Appearance: The Festivity Attenders: Metallic Menace

A senior member of the Festivity Attenders, he was originally a member of King Arthur's court and one of the knights of the round table. However, during a normal Poker game, he gambled the Holy Grail for Camelot and the sword Excalibur against King Arthur. Althought Arthur had a Royal Flush, 'Bob' somehow had TWO Royal Flushes. Although Arthur fell for it, Merlin was unconvinced and instead cursed Bob to have his soul trapped in the sword, Excalibur. After the embarrasing incident, it was all covered up and they introduced 'thous' and 'thees' to keep everyone too distracted to notice what happened.

Some three hundred years later, Excalibur had a fling with a Scottish woman and sired twin sons (later to become Masamune and Murasame. Since he left so soon afterwards, the woman never learned his last name and the twins ended up taking her last name until changing their identities.

Another two hundred years later, Excalibur became on of the Festivity Attenders. He participated in the creation and removal of SteveT from the group. He continued to be a stalwart member of the crew until they eventually disolved. In the modern era he is supposedly still around, although he has yet to actually meet his sons.