Story:Super Mario Brothers Fanventure
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Golem
Narrator That Came Out o' Nowhere: Golem is a scrawny twelve year old that wears a long scarf, loose t-shirt and blue jeans, and is short for his age--about as tall as someone who's 10. One day, Golem was walking home from school when he somehow stepped to another place.
Golem: Wha?! ~notices he's not on a sidewalk any more~ Waita sec... Little people with mushrooms on their heads and no legs, a huge castle in the center o' it all... I'm in the Mushroom Kingdom!!! Can it be real? It must be... How do I get back home?
NTCOoN: Meanwhile, some others wind up in the Mushroom Kingdom...
Fire Mario
One day, Fire Mario was walking down the street, when, suddenly, he saw a bush. Bushes were quite common in the California community where he lived, so he didn't give it a second thought and walked on. However, as we walked by the bush, a strange force pulled him in. He was transported to...
Golem
Fire Mario: WAAAAAAAHHHH-OOF!
Golem: What are you doing here?
Fire M: You live here?
Golem: Just arrived. Any ideas as to how we got here?
Fire M: No... Who are you, anyway?
Golem: I'm Golem. I partially own MB Gold.
Fire M: Wow! I go there a lot! I own Ultamate Mario.
Golem: Woah... I love that place! Is that a costume? 'Cuz you look just like Fire Mario.
Fire M: Yeah, this isn't how I normally look. Now, let's see if we can find a mushroom retainer to help us...
Bowser 102
Its holoween in NY.... Bowser102 is wearin' a Bowser costume. Bowser walks down the street like notthin would ever happen..... past... the SuperMarket... then he walks past... the museum..... then... he walks past the Sewe...!!!!!
A Ninja Turtle Pulls B102 down!!!!! Into the sewer!!!
The turtle says...."Mario Just Fixed the Pipes down here.... Great Plummer He is....."
B102, who is dresed in Bowser..... Is startled at what he hears......He says to himself "Mario!! Ninja Turtle!! AHH!!!! I just saw Leonardo!!! this is freaky!! and he is now talkin about Mario!!! AHH!!!!"
Then suddenly.... Bowser102 sees mushroom people and tall buildinga and little shops.... and.....he finnaly knows where he is......THE Mushroom Kingdom!!!! and then soon.... he meets up with Golem and Fire Mario...
Bowser102: Golem!! I know you,But I havent been visitin MBGold and your board in a long while... but im Back! Golem?? what are you doin Here??? and You!! Fire Mario!! what are you doin here?? and What are we all doin Here?!? I ahh.... ahh.... err.... Lets ahh....OK. Lets not ahh..... panic or anythin.... lets just check it out or somrthin' and also try to find away out........"
Golem
Golem: We've been trying to figure that out ourselves!
FM: We were about to go ask a mushroom person.
B102: Hopefully they won't be afraid of me. ^ ^
~The gang walk up to a mushroom person and tap its sholder. It turns around.~
FM: Hello, I'm Fire Mario, and here are my friends Golem~motions his arm towards Golem~ and Bowser102~points to B102~(nothing like the one you know).
Mushroom Person: O.O I've got to report this! More humans!
Golem: Wha?
B102: He must be telling Peach or the Chancellor. Remember, there aren't many humans around.
Fire Mario
~FM, SMF Greg and Bowser wait patiently for the mushroom to return~
RealGTX
Realgtx: WAAAHH! Oof...
Greg: Not you, too! What hapened?
Realgtx: I was eating some pasta and Mario pulled me in!
Bowser: That's one of the craziest stories yet...
FM: Hey, I think that the mushroom's coming back!
Golem
MP(Mushroom Person): Okay, we're ready to... Oh, by my spores! Another one came? Come in the castle, I think it's okay...
~As everyone walks in led by mushroom guards, the place is stuffed with other guards in case Golem, Fire Mario, Bowser, and RealTGX are planning to hurt the Chancellor or something else.~
Chancellor ~surrounded by guards~: You all look to be about twenty, except for that little guy with the scarf, maybe 17.
RealGTX: I'm fifteen, sir. Everyone here's in that general range of age.
Chancellor: Well, well, this is a surprise. Humans in your world must be highly advanced vertically... Now what's your names?
Bowser 102
Bowser: You can call me Bowser102.
Fire Mario: my name is Fire Mario but you can also call me FM.
Golem: my name is Golem.....
RealGTX: my name is RealGTX.....
Fire Mario
The Mushroom person enters, carrying a grenade. He pulls of his mask.
Greg: *gasp* It's a goomba!
Goomba: Okay, everyone, in the van *van pulls up* Not you Bowser.
~FM, Greg, and Realgtx climb into the van~
RealGTX
The van takes off with the three in it.
Realgtx: Hmm... A laser cutting tool could be useful right about now...
Greg: I wonder where we're going.
The van stops.
FM: Looks like we're about to find out...
Golem
B102: Wha? Oh, they must've thought I was the real thing. I am in costume.
Chancellor: Well, if they wanted something valuable, they missed me and my daughter. ^_^
B102: I've gotta find them... guys!!! ~runs out the door and chases the trail the van left~
Bowser 102
Bowser Looks around.......
Bowser:Goomba!!
Goomba: yess Boss??
Bowser: Get My KoopaKopter..... And Lets Catch Up to that Van!! On the Double! Now!
Bowser hhmmm... this Is fun acting like the real Bowser.... I think I actully Like bein mean! )
Goomba: yes Boss! right away!
the Goomba gets the real bowser's Koopakopter.....
Goomba:hop in!!
Bowser and goomba catch up to the bus and are right over it......
Golem
B102(over walkie talkie[?]): Goomba, stop the van! (How do they drive it with no hands?)
Goomba(over wt[?]): Yes, boss.
~B102 lands the Klown Kopter(I think that's its name...) and hops out. He dashes into the van and unties everyone.~
Goomba: O.O; Boss, didn't you want me to take them back to your keep?
B102: Well, cancel that. I have a BETTER plan for roasting these three.
Goomba: But Bowser, you said that you wanted to help them!
Nicolas 64
Akijun!
- Nicolas 64 enters*
>_
Fire Mario
- Nick falls from no where*
Nick: Wha? Where I am I?
Blinding headlights flood Nick's vision.
NicK: Ahhh!!!
- Nick is hit by the truck and taken to the hostpital*
Meanwhile, Bowser took Greg, FM and Realgtx to to his castle, where they played much pinball. On one ordinary day, our heros are leaving EB when Greg spots Nick in the local hospital...
Supermario2000
B102: HA!!! That was a test. To see if you were still loyal.
Golem: We're saved!
GTX: I hope.
Goomba: Good, I thought for a second you didn't want to throw them in the slammer with the other human.
Golem: Other human?
Bowser 102
they spot Nick in the hospital.........
Golem:hey Nick.... how are you?
Nick: I dont feel so good..... It feels like I was just listining to Navi the fairy from Zelda for 24 straight hours!!! AGGHHH!!! I dont feel that good.... but the docter says im getin better.......
B102:well, good....tell us when you get better
FM: Yeah.... we will sen ya a whole bunch of Fairies to get ya better
seeya!!
realGTX comes in late.....
RealGTX: sorry that Im late... Nick....I got in a fight with Goomba..... He said I had stinky socks.... Now that Is a Big Insult!! soooo..... how ya feelin?
Nick: not so good....but doc says im gettin better......
Nick:now, you better catch... up to the guys....there about to leave..... hurry up.....
Realgtx: ok...... seeya! Hope you feel better!!
Golem
Golem: Uhhhh... what do we do now?
SM2K: Try to find a way home.
~Just then, the real Bowser hops through the cieling into the hospital room.~
Bowser: You fools! Couldn't you tell that wasn't me? ~rips B102's costume in half~
Goomba: ~gasp!~ You just killed Bowser!
Everyone Else: --0
RealGTX
Realgtx: What I wouldn't give for a Bullet Bill Cannon right now...
A Bullet Bill Cannon drops into his hands...
Realgtx: What the--?
Realgtx begins to fire, but the bullets seem to have no effect.
Golem: Run!
Everyone starts to run...
Fire Mario
- Bowser Gives chase*
Bowser: GET THEM!
Goomba: No, you killed my master.
Bowser: Fool. That was just Bowser102 in an elaborate disguise.
Goomba: Then why does his sig say he is king of the Koopas?
Bowser: Bah, I don't need you.
So, Bowser continued to run as fast as he could, stoping only for some refreshing nutritional drinks.
Bowser: Ahh, that tastes good...
Supermario2000
SM2K: Wait a sec!
SM2K runs the other back towards the Bowser costume.
SM2K: I don't belive it!!!!!
Only the costume is there. Then where's Bowser 102?
Bowser: MY TAIL!!!!!!!
Everyone looks at Bowser, whose tail has been grabbed by Bowser102.
Bowser102: Thought you killed me eh? Well too bad!!!
Golem,FM,GTX,SM2K: YYEESS!! HE'S ALIVE!
Golem
Golem: So what do we do now?
Bowser: ~over hand radio~ Kids, come to the Mushroom hospital!
~Back in Bowser's Keep...~
Iggy: Hey! He actually needs us.
Larry: Give that thing to me, I'm the leader here. ~grabs the hand radio out o' Iggy's hands~
Bowser: Larry, you're there, right?
Larry: Right, Dad!
Bowser: Now get the Koopa army down here right now!
Larry: I'm on it!
~They hang up~
Bowser: Now, to... ~looks around~ Hey, they escaped!
RealGTX
- They run away from the castle* Realgtx: Hee hee! This place is great! A laser cutting tool just ropped into my hands! Maybe I should wish for a pair of cute blondes next! Greg: Don't get too cocky yet. We still need to get back home...
FM: Wait a minute... Holy cow...
- Over the ridge, they spy a huge group of well-armed Koopas awaiting further instructions. However, the Koopas don't see them.*
Realgtx: You know what happened to my cockiness? I think it just disappeared...
Greg: How do we get past them?
Nicolas 64
Nicolas 64: I'm now okay? COOL!
- Leaves hospital*
- Finds Bowser's hideout and finds his worst Nightmare, Luigiera and 3-C*
Luigiera: OH CRAP, He's here!
Bowser: Him? *Jumps*
3-C: Drat, Who's next? SUPERLAUNCH?!?!?!?
Luigiera: I know! Evil-volve to...
UUE: ULTRA ULTIMATE EVIL!