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Wonder Wario (7/18/03 13:20) Re: Wheee!! Rach: I'd need something of great power to hold him... feh, I'm sure I'll think of something.

Golem (7/18/03 13:24)

Hmmm... Rach: Hold on... I'll turn him into a robot! And with this mustard, I'll make sure he won't pop out like those furries! Wonder Wario (7/18/03 13:28) Re: Wheee!! ~elsewhere~

WW: I smell mustard!

Sonic: Is that all you think about?!

WW: NO!... Yes....

Golem (7/18/03 13:34)

Hm! Timnis: There has to be some way to put the emeralds back together without helping Cheeos. I'm going to look for a computer! Tails, Golem? ~gives them a stern eye, they promptly break out of their crying spell~

Tails: Right! I can definetly help! ~the three run down the corridor past WW and company~

Sonic: So... anyone wanna play "Go Fish"? Wonder Wario (7/18/03 13:37) Re: Wheee!! WW: My game is Poker. But, since there's no her to poke, I'm in!

Eggman: Why not...

Sonic: Sure.

Golem (7/18/03 13:42)

Ummm...? Sonic: Eggman, why aren't you helping the others out? You're great with computers!

Eggman: Ummm... I'm lazy?

Tails: Got it!

Timnis: Good work! Now, let's see what we have to do...

Golem: That's weird. Mustard is an ingredient?

Tails: "Take fifty (50) Cheese Rings per Cheese Emerald and put a dab of mustard on each shard. Let them collide in the presence of the rings and Cheeos will not be summoned and/or empowered."

Timnis: Great! But... what's a Cheese Ring? Or a Cheese Emerald?

Golem: Wait, she was using Knuckles' chant! Except,... she put "cheese" where "chaos" should have been! Wonder Wario (7/18/03 13:48) Re: Wheee!! Timnis: But that could have only been a coincedence!

Golem: Come on Timnis. Do you really believe that?

Timnis: Kinda.

Golem (7/18/03 13:57)

Gah. Tails: ~sigh~ We'll never know until we try. C'mon, let's get the mustard!

Golem: Wait! What about the rings?

Timnis: Ah! There was a giant bin of rings when I dug down here! How can we get back there, though? Wonder Wario (7/18/03 14:00) Re: Wheee!! ~meanwhile~

WW: Go fish!

Eggman: Are you sure you don't have any four's?

WW: Yep!

Sonic:~looks at WW's cards~ See WW, here's the problem, you have several fours... three of em.

WW:... What?

Golem (7/18/03 14:56)

What?! WW: Oh... I thought the card would be shaped like a four! This game is hard!

Tails: ~on the computer again~ Ah, here's a map, Timnis!

Timnis: So the bin should be in that other room! ~looks around for a door, spots a glowing room~ Hey,... upgrades! Wonder Wario (7/18/03 15:12) Re: Wheee!! ~Very elsewhere~

Amy: This is soooo like those guys to leave me all alone...

~little does Amy know that she's being followed by Cheeos 0~

Golem (7/18/03 15:17)

Wah! ~Elsewhere~

ESRB: Ummm... guys... when are you coming?!

Rach: I'm here to save you! Would you happen to know where Eggman turns the furries into robots?

ESRB: Yes! Just untie me and I can take you there... Wonder Wario (7/18/03 15:19) Re: Wheee!! Rach: ~unties Mr. ESRB~ Now, lead the way.

Golem (7/18/03 15:31)

Why "Wheee!!"? ~Soon...~

ESRB: This is it! ~opens a door in front of them, which leads into a giant room with a pedestal in the middle and two giant spheres suspended in air like street lights a few feet above the pedestal~

Rach: Ah... hah! Thank you very much! ~walks over to machine, squirts mustard on pedestal and spheres~ Now, how did you get in here?

ESRB: Well, Sonic and Knuckles took me to this underground place, and I couldn't really follow. But they put me up here and left me for some reason.

Rach: Ah! Could you do me one more favor?

ESRB: Certainly!

Rach: There's a monster running around. I need you to rate it M. That ought to attract its attention. Once here, I can turn it into something safe. Wonder Wario (7/19/03 13:47) Re: Wheee!! Mr. ESRB: I'd have to review the monster to officially give it an M rating...

Golem (7/19/03 13:54)

Well... Rach: What happens if you don't review it?

ESRB: Well, I use the ultimate attack.

Rach: An idea!

Golem: Hah! There's the mustard!

Timnis: And look at who's attached to it! ~referring to Rach~ Wonder Wario (7/19/03 13:59) Re: Wheee!! Rach: Are you refering to me?!

Timnis: Yeah!

Mr. ESRB: Well, I guess I'll go now... ~tries to sneak off~

Golem: Hey! Where are you going!?

Golem (7/19/03 15:50)

Hey! ESRB: Umm... the bathroom?

Tails: ~wearing 50 rings on his arms, bringing them back to where WW, Sonic, and Eggman are~

~ESRB sits down against a wall.~

Timnis: Hand over the mustard!

Rach: ~moves her hand holding the mustard so that she holds it as high as she can~ I don't have to hand over anything!

Timnis: Is that a challenge?!

Rach: Not really! But I guess we have to fight anyway! Wonder Wario (7/19/03 15:58) Re: Wheee!! Golem: ~flys up using his tails and grabs the mustard~ Yeah, you to do that. I'm outta here. ~Rach grabs Golem's tails and yanks him to the ground~ Yeeeoowch!!

Rach: There will be none of that!

Golem (7/19/03 16:18)

Ummm... Timnis: ~punches Rach from behind, causing her to fall~ ~whispering to Golem~ Go back to the others! ~Golem nods, then leaves~

Amy: Hi! Ummm... who are you?

Cheeos 0: You have a Cheese Emerald.

Amy: What's a Cheese Emerald? Oh, but I found this Chaos Emerald floating somewhere. I'm taking it to Sonic to see what I should do with it! ^_^

Cheeos 0: I need that... ~swipes it~

Amy: Hey!! What'ja do that for?!

Cheeos 0: ~looming over Amy~ There's nothing anyone can do to stop me. Get out of my way if you don't want to get hurt.

Cream: ~behind Cheeos 0 in the distance, waving to Amy~

Amy: Confusion

~Cheese smacks right into Cheeos 0's brain~

Wonder Wario (7/19/03 16:24) Re: Wheee!! ~Cheeos 0 drops the emerald and tuns into a puddle like Chaos in SA~

Amy: What is that?!

Golem (7/19/03 16:28)

Hmmm... Cream: ~runs up to Amy~ I dunno...

Amy: Hey, what is it doing to that emerald?!

Cream: Looks like it's trying to razor blade it in half! Wonder Wario (7/22/03 12:39) Re: Wheee!! ~elsewhere~

WW: What are the cheesey donuts for?

Golem (7/22/03 12:49)

Hmph. Tails: It's part of a mixture which will put these emeralds back together! ...And they're not for eating!

Timnis: ~Golem and ESRB have left~ I'm going to stop you, right here right now!

Rach: I can destroy you any time! Not now, fool, as I have to... wait a minute! Where's--

ESRB: ~being dragged along by Golem, who is going as fast as he can~ Rach will get you for this!

Golem: Why don't you?

ESRB: Confusion

Golem: We overheard about your ultimate attack.

ESRB: I could use it now, if I wanted to.

Golem: You can only use it under certain conditions, is that it?

ESRB: Not at all!! Timnis (7/22/03 20:10)

Re: Wheee!! Golem: So what's up with it, then?

Mr. ESRB: It's... Nothing important.

Golem: Then Timnis should be able to hold Rach off for me, utilizing the strength that the upgrade gave him.

~meanwhile~

Rach: If it's a fight you want, then it's a fight you'll get!

Timnis: ...You wanna battle MC's?

Rach: NO! there's no time for that!

Timnis: What'll happen, though?

Rach: It's not that, it's what won't happen. Golem (7/24/03 14:42)

Hmph... Rach: I must find Cheeos before long if he is to become my slave...

Timnis: What?!

Rach: I don't have to hide it, because my plans will work anyway! ~throws down a cheese block, yellow-orange smokescreen fills the room, then when it dies down Rach is gone~

Timnis: Ohhhh...! I've got to stop her!

Rach: ~we don't know where she is, thinking~ Now the good part! With any luck, those two will take care of themselves! If not, I can imprison them with that mustard-ed robot maker! Wonder Wario (8/7/03 13:57) Re: Wheee!! ~meanwhile~

~Golem and Tails are holding the repaired emeralds~

WW: YUM!

Sonic: ~holds WW back~ Not so fast blubberhead! You are'nt eating any more of the emeralds!

Golem (8/7/03 14:04)

Hmm... WW: But... but...

Tails: But Rach told Timnis to eat it!

Sonic: She also hypnotized me!

Golem: Perhaps we can look up a spell to subdue WW's hunger for the emeralds?

Sonic: Well, whatever you do, do it quickly, because these stupid Slow Down Boots won't let me chase after this big lug!

Amy: Where is it going? ~looking at the puddle~

Cream: He's heading for Station Square! Wonder Wario (8/7/03 14:18) Re: Wheee!! N: What kind of spell could do that?

Golem: I was hoping you knew...

WW: Cheese!! Want now!

Sonic: C'mon! Any time now!!

Timnis: ~running up~ What did I miss? Cream: Why did he attack you anyway?

Amy: Uhh.. oh yeah! ~picks up the emerald she dropped~ He was after this Chaos Emerald! But he called at a Cheese Emerald...

Golem (8/7/03 14:37)

Hey! Golem: Timnis, help hold WW back! Me and Tails are going back to Rach's computer to look up a spell to hold WW back!

Timnis: Right! Good luck!

~Golem and Tails leave~

~meanwhile, Knux is still stuck in the wall~

Knux: ~wakes up, sees Golem and Tails pass by very quickly~ Ugh... what happened? Wait... now I remember... I'd better find a way to get these dang gloves off!

Cream: Well, let's give chase! ~points to the tall buildings of Station Square off on the horizon, Amy and Cream give each other a nod and run off towards it~

~President of Station Square's limo is heading towards the GUN HQ to have a meeting.~

President: ...Any more news about the eighth emerald yet?

Secretary: Yes, sir. It has been confirmed that the specs on it are genuine; that is to say, it is definetely polka-dotted. It is an emerald we did not know of before recently.

President: Hmm. Thank you.

Tails: ~at a terminal~ Look at this! It's been added earlier today!

Golem: ~looks over from his terminal~ What?! "Perfect Wonder"?!