Party Goers 7 Good Timeline Page 4
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Author: Golem[edit]
PG 7 Golem: ~opens up TASTS, steps half in~ --So will I be you?
Present Golem: ~opens up TASTS, steps half in~ I doubt it... I wasn't even you.
PG 7 Golem: Then how did I...?
PG Golem: ~eyes swirling~ This is all too confusing...
PG 7 Golem: And will he--err, I, remember this?
Present Golem: Good question. I think we ought to find out for ourselves. Remember, believe in yourself... Don't make the same mistake I did.
~Meanwhile, everyone has gone into their according TASTS~
PG 7 Golem, Present Golem: ^_^;
PG Golem: :(
Present Golem: Go kick some Replaforce tail.
PG 7 Golem: But if you aren't--~Present TASTS disappears~
Author: Masamune[edit]
Narrator: After a long time of pointless plot twists, somewhat good plot twists, some really good plot twists that were twisted into bad ones, and three bags of blueberry filled candy twisters - The Party Goers, Past and Future.... Future mostly, suddenly convene for no readily apparent reason...
Nar. Newbie: Except of course the fact PG8 has started and this needs to end....
Narrator: Quiet you! They convene at the diner in the mostly unknown fifth part of the afterlfie type place. Closely related to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, they find theirselves dining at...
Nar. Newbie: "Joe's Diner"
*Guiseppie flies by the screen leaving a cloud of smoke reading, "Eat at Joe's" behind it*
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Ditto: Well, it seems good that everthing is resolved now.
Masa: Yup, I even found the Pendant of Power!
Ditto: Huh?
Masa: *sniffle* Unmentioned side story thing...
Flutter: I'm just glad I have no nametag anymore!
Golem: That was getting confusing... time travel, going through the afterlife...
Yoshiman: Wiggy! Say, just which Golem ARE you? And what era of PG did we all decide to stay in?
Ditto: *cough* Well we got that cleared up.
Luigi: "We"?
Ditto: *sweatdrop* Heh heh.... well ya know how it was all confusing... there were questions about how we could keep a subtle continuity.. Frankly me, Masa, Vorpal, and others appeared earlier in the series than should be allowed. The fabric of time was on it's last thread, mathematicians were throwing their theories out the window - a window, I might add, was created through the manipulation of TASTS - and if that wasn't enough, Milliways almost went out of business because we made the end of the universe occur a few hours earlier than it was supposed to be....
Vorpal: Sounds like the usual, what did you do?
Ditto: I talked to God and he decided we'd start again after when PG7 was SUPPOSED to occur. But in the interest of being good, he's going to send Golem and Flutter back to their time and us back with them... erasing any memories of all of this.
Masa: o_o Meaning?
Ditto: Meaning that Party Goers 8 will occur and the insanity of this and the odd continuations of the last Party Goer stories will have absolutely NO relevance to PG8, but by means unknown to us, we'll have all already met eachother by then.
Vorpal: Whoa, can God do that?
Ditto: *covers eyes just as Vorpal is hit with lightning*
Vorpal: *coughs out smoke* Yeah... yeah, I guess he can.
Golem: So when do we end this story?
Ditto: Now, Narr. Newbie is all ready late for his voicing for Sheep in the Big City.
Golem: Yeah, but what about Replaforce?
Ditto: Actually-
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Narrator: Now role that beautiful Credits Footage!
Producer: Steven Spellchecks
Director: George Wookie
That guy with the camera: Mario Mario
Cast, in order of memory -
Greg as Golem
Ordinary Man as the voice of Guiseppie
Moondo as Himself
The Real Evil McBoys as Masa (and Mune)
JeXXXXXXX as Ditto McCloaker
Boshi as the voice of the computer animated Yoshiman
Lady in Red as Sapphire
Harrison Ford as Vorpal the 64th
Girl who makes the Coffee as Elzie Ann
?????? as Luigi of the Pipes
Robert Stack as the voice of the Narrator
Ken Schatz as the Narrator Newbie
The local Chess Club Members as the cast of all those other characters we can't possibly be bothered to remember.
Casting set at OG Board, the Gamehikers
No fictional characters were hurt in the making of this OG, but the writers did suffer much verbal abuse.
Musical Score by Mozart. That's right, he made it in advance for us. Cool, huh?
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~The Replaforce gang finally land in a destination in time, the crew step out in awe...~
X: What year is this?
Zero: 12,002
X: No.... NO! This can't be possible!
Zero: What is it!?
*X falls to knees yelling out at horror in front of a half buried Flying Submarine. As he is doing so several spiky haired, sword-toting men exit their police cars* and surround them
Narrator: Coming soon... The Replaforce Gang star in...
"PLANET OF THE HEROES"